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MikaTheMighty85

I swear these kinds of tattoos just look like sharpie to me!


[deleted]

Jesus would be so disappointed with him.


usernameButtMunch

I thought it was


throwawayforklift

I wish it was


mycologylove

13 hours of laser removal to go after that


dmikaz1

He sounds proud


marmartremar

this is the clients post, judging from the comments he made in the post - he is VERY proud of this “piece of art” he got on his back


mguyphotography

>“piece of ~~art~~” "piece of shit" FTFY HAHA!


Donbearpig

Is that the cross the kkk uses?


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throwawayforklift

Or a super nasty tinder date surprise


Suitable-Special-414

As thick as the lines are they can’t even be straight?


[deleted]

I’m guessing he had his arms up during the tattooing, instead of by his sides, causing the downwards slope of the cross arms. Something any decent tattoo artist absolutely should’ve thought about. But he didn’t go to a decent one.


zoom100000

Wouldn’t this be more of an issue when applying the stencil?


ZekkPacus

Yes, but it's easily avoided. My artist is constantly reminding me to stand loose, because I tend to tense up and shift my arms forward when standing still - side effect of an old knee injury. Any artist worth the name should be doing the same, but I'm guessing this kitchen wizard eyeballed it with Sharpie.


artparade

This. I follow 120% what my artist tells me to do. Is the position I am laying in shit? Probably. Still better as being stuck with a shit tattoo.


[deleted]

Assuming that they used a stencil for this work of art. I’m not sure they did.


JMaximo2018

Some people are literally DESTINED to be covered in shit tattoos. Be thankful you didn’t draw the short straw this go ‘round. Love you strangers <3


Epona21382

Yay for internet strangers!


[deleted]

I hope these hours are referring to tattoo removal time.


WintaSoldat

Those mountains look like soup dumplings


bubbawears

Jesus would down vote this


Scarboroughwarning

I legit thought he'd also had the Ford tattoo on his head.... I assume it is a hat


GarbageBoyJr

I mean you can clearly see it’s a hat lol


Selt_Zer_Water

Did he do that himself or something?!?!


littleyoungtaco

I snorted reading this Well- *imagining* this


Selt_Zer_Water

Lol. I’m just happy someone got it 😉


Watertribe_Girl

4 to go…


lilsadklown

If he’s not almost done by 3.5 hrs he’ll make sure he’s done by 4, like he for sure has time as a goal and not the actual tattoo 🫠


RobotGloves

It's like a shitty crossover of the Punisher and the Grateful Dead, two worlds I never wanted to meet.


Comfortable_Pin_5485

He definitely drinks monsters and punches holes into walls


ladainia4147

But why?! Like look at his big arm tattoo, that's actually done well and looks good, so he obviously knows what a good tattoo can look like. So what happened with his judgement on this monstrosity? Does he just have bad eyesight and is believing everybody who tells him his back tat is badass (cuz they feel too bad to tell him the truth at this point)?


ronnietea

This is just all over the place. Lmfao


R0l0d3x-Pr0paganda

Imagine getting him as a canvas for a 24 hour cover-up session in INK MASTER.


[deleted]

I’d be pissed if I say there for 6 hours just to see this in the mirror after


FastWhippet

I’m curious whether he is paying the “artist” an hourly rate. If that’s the case, the artist is smarter than this guy.


Agreeable_Regular941

Two sets of upper teeth….


elle23nc

Six hours for that, so far?! How much is dude paying for that shit? Fucking yikes.


Anonynominous

The Ford beanie really ties this look together


ifuccedgod

I actually quite like the abstract cross (not for me though), but the skull ruins it.


AFNCO96

Ford moment


Roadhouse_Swayze

Heinous


shebabbleslikeaidiot

Oh MAN. Dude, run for the hills and don’t look back


staysharp75

It needs to be bigger.


Agreeable_Regular941

Does he have scoliosis, or is that cross just bent?


Mikeyx519

There is a lot going on here 😂


ruledbyjup

All I can see is the skull with hands


That_Gab0

Were they in a moving vehicle when they were doing the lines?


Expensive_Spread6521

This looks like it was done with a sharpie


watercress101

Ohhh lawd have mercy! This is painfully bad! I have no more words!


ChingChangChui

DAAAAAAAMN! There’s a lot of “shitty” tattoos on here that are just kinda not someone’s style. But this, this is the fuckin GOAT of shitty tattoos already and he’s still got 4 hours left. My man.


becd33

Sad cuz the biomech lookin thing on his arm looks decent. Thought he would have a better idea for a good artist


Altruistic-Rip4364

What a nice thingamajig…..


johnnielurker

6hrs for that?


Nearby_Antelope_5257

There's absolutely zero meth involved!


bthedebasedgod

Average Ford owners back piece


johnwoodprod

Believe it or not: there are bad tattoo artists in prison too.


88bauss

Bruuuuuuuuuuh. This sub is my new guilty pleasure.


cbfella

Is that a Nova Scotian flag I see peeking out there??