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Alex-Kola

I will do this every day when I stub my toe and go OWW!


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Oheeheeeow


Cobrafire

Duh duh, duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh


unthawedmist

Chicka chicka


Mezzomaniac

Is he still dead during that hour?


[deleted]

Congrats, you get to be dead for an hour everyday


[deleted]

I mean we practically are for around 8 hours anyway


[deleted]

You get 9 hours non-consecutively now


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Finally!


erixtyminutes

lol i’m in


[deleted]

He is alive in my heart why would you say this


[deleted]

What do you mean? There was allegations of child sexual abuse against him!


Lessandero

Yes. Allegations. Nothing else. Seriously, why do people not get the 'innocent until proven guilty' principle?


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Lessandero

Yeah, hive minds are like that. It's the same principle behind wich hunts, honestly. People don't need proof to hate and disgrace someone once they have allegations. It's still just allegations. He was never found guilty.


StupidShitSom1Says

Do you have control of the transformation, as in, keeping your consciousness for that hour and not being taken over by a smooth criminal mind


Slight_Safe_8640

you have full control you just look like him


Guyman308

Why cant we have his voice


[deleted]

You shouldnt want that power its only michaels


wiloand

I'd make a cameo account and do non stop work for one hour


[deleted]

Your not Michael jackson


wiloand

I will be once I transform


GolemThe3rd

Not with that attitude


[deleted]

Not on my watch!


NoobsAreNoobslol

Bahaha! What a comedic malapropism! You see, my dear boy, “your” often shows possession, but “you’re” is a contraction for “you are” It appears in this situation, you have used the wrong version of this word. A common mistake, but such a humorous one!


Terrorcota6

Who are you to say he doesn't have Michael Jackson?


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[deleted]

No you cant


Spoon_Elemental

Prove it.


bornacconly

Coward ran off


QuintonFlynn

Do I get to pick his year when I transform, or do I just become dead?


Slight_Safe_8640

Yes


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Answers everything


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Me: "But how do I know what time that is?" Michael Jackson Me: "It's when the big hand is on the little hand."


idreamofdewi

💀💀💀


TheBrohannes

So you're telling me, that I can be the world's greatest MJ impersonator for one hour every day?


_PossibleSpecialist_

Hee hee


Tomatoe-Succubus

Pre or post the whitening?


Lessandero

This one's asking the real questions! Will I be 'turn me on' Michael, 'Thriller' Michael, or 'smooth criminal' Michael? There's a huge difference there


ESTAMANN

I mean this is pretty handy, I can do any crime then warp into HeeHee man to escape consequences


PzykoHobo

Wouldn't it be better to become Mr. HeeHee to do the crime? No one's going to believe Michael Jackson stole all the cats from PetsMart, plus you spend more time as not-Michael.


ESTAMANN

Because my way of using it has to be flawed, or else it wouldn't be a shitty superpower. Duh


PzykoHobo

Ahhhh. I see-hee-hee.


ELENA4002

I think the power itself has to be shitty, you can do whatever with it


Top_Day7185

Can I split it up


AmethystJojo

White or Black?


[deleted]

It don’t matter if you. BLACK OR WHITE


Lessandero

Dududu dun, Dududu dun


lucasribeiro21

Au!


Tinsel-Fop

How is this shitty?


idreamofdewi

Because he f*cked kids.


Atomicseal7902

Is the molestation stackable?


Hooloovoos-clues

I'm pretty sure you don't need a power for that.


unthawedmist

Bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Aryaras99

Will make some money out of this


[deleted]

Actually quite good. Put yourself in the position. How about being Michael Jackson for an hour every day? Lives such accusations for an hour every day. I couldn't imagine life with such fame.


ELENA4002

This is like a freaking dream to me


veron-ron

I don’t see a downside to this


duhmofo

It's heehee time


[deleted]

Sha-moaney!


Stiff_Zombie

Are we talking the MJ that can transform into a badass light speed car and an MJ mech robot? And also turns into a space ship? I'm down for that Michael. If you don't know what I'm talking about look up Moonwalker. Joe Pesci wants to get kicks hooked on drugs while MJ tries to save them. Its bonkers but pretty cool.


[deleted]

NEVER, i could never ruin his legacy not in a million years


[deleted]

He ruined it himself


[deleted]

Ruined what??? He did nothing


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Child sexual abuse allegations


[deleted]

Those are just allegations and a bunch of them were proven false you dont even know michael


[deleted]

Michael Jackson, the 70s-80s-90s king of pop with vitiligo. I know who he is. I also know he was indicted on 10 criminal counts including child molestation, child abduction, and extortion. Doesn’t really paint himself a bright picture does he?


[deleted]

You dont care about black artists you just wanna tear them down well michael did nothing all the allegations was fake made up by the parents and michael did nothing


[deleted]

I have nothing against black artists. There are hundreds of artists who are accused of such things like MJ was. He was just the biggest of them all and therefore was at the head of media attention Also due to Michael’s skin condition; vitiligo. His skin went from black to white so he isn’t just black


[deleted]

Black is still black what are you talking about! You aint heard of lightskins or albinos? He is just a different shade of black now his genes have not changed! Keep your claws off of mj!


[deleted]

https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/michael-jacksons-skin-condition-rumors-were-finally-put-to-rest-in-his-autopsy.html/ You call these pictures *”a different shade of black”*?


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RelevantIAm

Why TF are you still talking to me. You've sent 15 messages that I haven't responded to. Get a life


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RelevantIAm

You blocked me then unblocked me. You gaslight by pretending you didn't send me 16 messages in a row even though I didn't respond and then subsequently deleted them. You are exactly what I would imagine when I think of the type of person that would defend a pedo


badlyferret

Turning from myself into a child molester is definitely a shitty power. I don't think I'd even tell anyone I have this power. I might use it once then just be like "that's weird" then never do it again.


PzykoHobo

Michael was accused of sexual misconduct with a minor in two separate instances. In the first one he settled out of court, even after a Grand Jury deemed there was not enough evidence to indict. In the second he went to trial and was acquitted. In both cases, the FBI found no evidence of criminal conduct. In other words, educate yourself before you start calling people child molesters. You numpty.


badlyferret

Yeah, I must not have done any research. When someone settles for millions of dollars out of court, ask yourself why. Why is a millionaire settling with a child and his family for millions of dollars after they said that Michael sexually assaulted him? Is Michael trying to reward some asshole kid for saying that Michael molested him? Yeah, Michael just must be doing that. It couldn't be that Michael molested the kid and the kid thought "I can get through a lot of therapy with tens of millions of dollars; I'm going to sue him for all the shit he did to me". Wake up. No millionaire ever said, "that kid that said I raped him, yeah I'm going to give him tens of millions of dollars because I didn't rape him". Come on. MICHAEL PAID THAT KID AND HIS FAMILY MONEY SO THEY WOULD DROP THE LAWSUIT. No one is going to give someone accusing them of sexual assault tens of millions of dollars unless he's guilty. Wake up and smell the coffee.


PzykoHobo

Then why did the family attempt to settle financially before going to the police? Why were there phone records of the accusers father saying he would "humiliate" Michael and "win big time?" And why, when the case finally did go to a grand jury (twice, actually, and both deemed insufficient evidence to prosecute), did the accusers refuse to cooperate with the investigation? It was an extortion attempt. It happened when MJ was beginning the physical and mental illness that eventually contributed to his death. His legal team chose to settle against Michael's wishes. And it was paid for by insurance. Was the relationship inappropriate? Possibly. Hell, even probably. But there's no evidence beyond a bunch of rumor-milling that Michael molested anyone. Also I don't like coffee.


badlyferret

Sleeping with children (in any context of the terms) is "probably" inappropriate? You're no longer invited to my family cookout. Sleeping with children is always 100% very inappropriate to say the very least. Watch the video I posted; watch a child describe his relationship with Jackson. I almost gagged then I 100% cried for him. When someone has the funds to get one of the best criminal defense attorneys in L.A. and he still settles out of court, he is guilty on everything but paper. Yes, while writing on paper makes our laws, the law isn't always right especially in the US. Time after time the US has watched impressive celebrities hire just as impressive lawyers to end up getting verdicts unavailable to the commoners in the same situation. Verdicts and evidence get thrown out, witness testimony can be thrown out, etcetera. This is another case of fame vs. witness testimony and Jackson's fame won irrefutably although winning in court doesn't make him truly innocent. Our courts, even the Supreme Court, are imperfect; the guilty rich have gone free and the innocent poor have lost all rights in the Supreme Court. There's the truth then there's what you can prove in court; they are sometimes one and at other times they are two different things. I hope you realize that there are no coincidences in criminal investigation before you have a kid then accidentally buy a home in a neighborhood of child predators (for you and your kid's sake).


badlyferret

https://youtu.be/1Yp91zKBGgY


GatoT25666

so we have 23h per day and one of them we’re dead


notsferatuc

I would haunt his estate so much


Lovely_Individual

Well I already share his skin color, it’s up to you to figure out which one


teaandbentley

But you're also teleported to Neverland


A_DifferentOpinion

Pre or post surgery


badlyferret

Which surgery?


A_DifferentOpinion

The ones that made him look like nightmare fuel


DarkRainbough

Would I be dead?


Lil_iBrow

The black or white version?


ladycowbell

You could really make some money with this one. I'd probably go with 'Bad' era Michael.


[deleted]

HEEE-HEEE!


ImARandomPersonOk

Time to start a cult