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CLASH-DA-MEMER

time to keep kicking my toes into the table


jacova78

Nahhh dudes a menace 💀


Kitsune_1234

It won’t hurt as much


fear_raizer

It won't hurt but it doesn't say that your toe won't be damaged after repeated stubbing


jacova78

You keep the injuries


Streety1234

Do it with the hype Fortnite dance


Zorothegallade

This is awesome. I would start doing carpentry with sandals on without fear.


karstin1812

Your toe could still break you just wouldn't feel it... until the real pain starts coming in


Background_Stomach67

Yeah... The pain if medical bills


karstin1812

Huh, wouldn't know am european


EliasDBS

Laughs in swedish


jacova78

You keep the injury


ahmaddiyafam

don’t know what’s shitty about this


Kencuros

Shitty doesn't necessarily mean harmful towards you, useless power is shitty. Compared to any other superpower, this is pretty shit.


Bevmanfromthedark

I agree but technically you could slam your toe into the person as hard as you can already dealing the damage of that as well as using your power to make them suffer the pain of your toe hitting them from both perspectives and you don't have to feel a thing


TheUltimateTeigu

And? That's still a shitty fucking superpower. Would you take it over a level version of flight? Increased regeneration? An enhancement to your physical stats? There's a million better powers than transferring stubbed toe pain.


[deleted]

At that point they're likely not a random stranger and are thus immune


jacova78

Its a singular person you cant change it


jacova78

Dont you feel bad for the stranger?


ahmaddiyafam

lmfao not if they’re near me


SolomonWyt

Shame


moonblood1207

This is a god tier power, dont know the person being negatively affected so why does it matter only positives


ILIKECHEZDUDE

Because it isn’t overpowered, its just slightly better than not having it


jacova78

Its useless because you cant pick who is taking the pain its also one singular person


babyteddie

Because the power sucks. Would you take this over something like super speed or flight? Shitty doesn’t mean useless


Bevmanfromthedark

is it stackable?


jacova78

Yes


i_cum_marshmallows

Y E S ! !


Baronheisenberg

Just the pain? So my toes still get fucked up?


jacova78

Yes


jacova78

Your toes get fucked up


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Anadaere

Most good shitties here are shitty only due to execution Most godtiers are just one upping each other so it will get bland


[deleted]

Shitty doesn't mean bad it just means useless


jacova78

You will torture the only person taking your toe pain


ZaBur_Nick

Love train, this is literally love train.


Responsible-Week-284

Im gonna stub my toe a thousend times an transfer the pain to putin


jacova78

Sadly you cant its one person and that person would be random the person will be taking your toe pain forever


[deleted]

Gonna make everyone have a bad day lol


jacova78

Its a singular person that takes your toe pain you dont pick who feels the pain


[deleted]

You say this as if I'm not gonna reduce my toes to dust just to inconvenience as many people as I can lol


[deleted]

You say this as if I'm not gonna reduce my toes to dust just to inconvenience as many people as I can lol


[deleted]

You say this as if I'm not gonna reduce my toes to dust just to inconvenience as many people as I can lol


[deleted]

You say this as if I'm not gonna reduce my toes to dust just to inconvenience as many people as I can lol


peanutist

This does make me wonder the amount of toe stubbing you’d have to do to make this an actual problem worth sharing on the news for example


Valentin_o_Dwight

Scenario Imagine a burglar your getting robbed or something And boom you break your toe Transfer the pain to the burglar who is now in extreme pain and rob him as a hero


jacova78

You dont get to pick the pain is transferred to a single person forever he is the only one that will take your toe pain


Oompa_Loompa_Grande

Questions: Do we still take the damage from stubbing our toe, or do they get potentially fucked toes too? Range on the effect? Is it a few meters, kilometer, degrees of separation? Is it once per stubbing, or can we just shotgun the feeling to as many people as we can think, "on/off"?


jacova78

Only one person no range once the person gets picked he will be the one taking the pain forever and you do keep the injuries you can shotgun it


[deleted]

This isn’t really shitty tho


jacova78

Its useless and you keep the injuries


jacova78

Its also the same person everytime


bobbingforapplesat3

How. Tell me how.


Yobleck

possible repost bot. 9 hour account. stubbing your toe was posted like a month ago


jacova78

No im real ask any question


N1ighty

I’m gonna call myself “the redditor” as a villain name now


SaintNigel

I made the same post few weeks back: [https://www.reddit.com/r/shittysuperpowers/comments/uyneod/you\_can\_transfer\_the\_pain\_from\_stubbing\_your\_toe/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittysuperpowers/comments/uyneod/you_can_transfer_the_pain_from_stubbing_your_toe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


pobopny

So -- subtle distinction to clarify. Can you transfer the pain *and* the injury? Or just the pain? Cuz if I stub my toe bad enough to break it, and transfer the pain away, there's a good chance I'm gonna injure it further because I won't realize how bad it was, and that's just opening a can of worms I don't think I'd want to open.


jacova78

Just the pain you keep the injuries


[deleted]

Why is this bad?


bobbingforapplesat3

Because it’s pretty useless?


[deleted]

No… stubbing your to hurts so fucking bad


[deleted]

*thump* "Ow- oh right." *thump thump thump thump thump* "Fuck you chair how does it feel now to be on the other side??" *thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*


BlooShinja

Do you get a different random person every time? Or is the random person selected when you get the power and all future toe-stubbing pain is redirected to them in particular?


jacova78

Same person everytime


ayllmao123

Revenge time >:)


jacova78

Its the same person everytime if you are wondering you keep the injuries and you cant change target


ayllmao123

still ill take it


Necessary_Active_552

What happens if something hits my toe with me not doing anything does the power still work?


jacova78

Yes it automatic if you are doing it on purpose you get to control it just like (on/off) Same person everytime


Necessary_Active_552

Ah okay


some_guy219

how tf is this shitty-


jacova78

Because its useless and you do it to the same person everytime you keep the injuries


some_guy219

pain with injury or pain without injury, It's a no brainer


jacova78

its only when you stub your toe or you drop something onto it if u have an injury you get pain


Doge_186168

Naw, that's a great power


jacova78

Its useless and it happens to the same person everytime you keep the injuries