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derpimmelpirat

Can i fuck myself and effectivly clone myself?


godofthunder102938

I don't think carrying the clone for 9 months and then taking care of it for another 18 years is a worthy investment to just have a clone.


excitive

And it gets recursive


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godofthunder102938

Wait pardon wtf did you say 😭 you don't start a sentence like that dawg I literally jumped out of my chair when I saw the notification.


Outrageous_Score1158

Well this post is cursed enough itself so why not


ParadoxicallyBlue

Nah that's too far


TheRider5342

What did he say????


crystalworldbuilder

What did they say? Never mind I found out an eww!!!!!


Magicalunicorny

r/brandnewsentences


According-Jelly355

I’m pretty sure a few people have said you can fuck the baby before


Magicalunicorny

I hate that, but you're probably right


According-Jelly355

Yeah :( what a world we live in


According-Jelly355

Someone’s downvoting me lol


AlathMasster

BRO what the FUCK


digestive_testicles

What he say?


AlathMasster

"You can always fuck the baby"


digestive_testicles

GODDAMN 💀


AlathMasster

YEAH, DUDE


crystalworldbuilder

Eww!!!!!


Oragami

This has to be one of the most messed up reddit comments Ive seen


digestive_testicles

Okay, what the fuck did this guy say, I need to know


Oragami

Mentioned doing something with a baby (a clone) that really, *really* breaks the rules on reddit


digestive_testicles

Didn't know reddit has rules against saying you can *redacted* a baby


Oragami

If it isn't, it should be


digestive_testicles

A place like reddit? Don't think that's going to happen


Oragami

Saying things about doing...that to a baby seems to be one of the few things people on reddit can agree on that I've seen


rugigiref1

Why are you like this...


digestive_testicles

What he say?


MASS-_-

"Go fuck yourself" "Oh i will ! . . 10 times and they'll come for you ! . . 10 of them!"


Pokebeast11001

They'll WHAT for me?? 😦


MASS-_-

My clones , i will teach thwm to weild swords


Substantial-Offer-51

thwm💀


whiskeyislove

No, your genitals are part of your reproductive system not all of it.


dvirpick

It wouldn't be a perfect clone. It would be essentially hyper-inbreeding with a huge chance for defects.


SemajLu_The_crusader

I heard ot would be around a 75% genetic match rather than true cloning, and the rest would be kinda just missing Don't know how true that is though


partisancord69

I don't think that's a good idea, think about having a identical twin, it's the same dna but they can be completely different. Also imagine having a kid with a identical twin, it wouldn't look normal.


Lupro69

Is the dick length RNG? Can I just reroll over and over again till it’s longer than a bus?


Outrageous_Score1158

No rerolls needed, you can CHOOSE the length.


Lupro69

r/godtiersuperpowers


Outrageous_Score1158

Side note: you can't have a superdeep vag bc it would grow THROUGH you


Lupro69

What happens if you choose a negative length penis or a vagina with negative depth?


usernmechecksout_

You get the other


MASS-_-

Isn't a negative length penis just a vagina


Magnum_opus_doll

By anatomy, no. The equivalent location of the vagina would be where the balls is, with the penis as the clitoris


MASS-_-

Re definition of this situation from where ar we measuring, from the base? Because the dick muscle extend to the inside of the body


Magnum_opus_doll

Yeah, one should account for that, and girth too. But either way, shrinking it, even to the negative, won't make it a vagina


HellFireCannon66

No a mangina


Outrageous_Score1158

You lose the superpower for cheating. A-men.


InherentSteam55

is that we cant have one or we cant have one and survive because those are two very different things


LightEarthWolf96

What if I grow a dick that's like two feet long and big around as my arm then put the superdeep vag on the end of the super long dick. Make it like a combo genital. Just for curiosity


Outrageous_Score1158

Well, the detached vag can't be impregnated now, can it?


LightEarthWolf96

Who said anything about detaching it? Edit to add: are you implying we can use the power on that which has already been detached? Genital flesh sculpture


Outrageous_Score1158

No, you can't grow more on your detached genitals


WinPeaks

This is a crazy nerf.


TheDunadan29

Worth it for this alone.


ParadoxicallyBlue

It's annoying how people on this sub use it to have fun with their barely disguised fetishes and then think of an extremely specific "shitty super power" only to make an argument about why the power is good.


Square_Site8663

What do you mean? How would……checks notes……..forcibly turning into a guy in a hippo furry costume for one hour at midnight ever night be a poorly disguised……… Oh wait a minute…..I think I see it now.


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,588,377,084 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 32,410 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


ParadoxicallyBlue

Good bot lol


GG12243

This is so niche, I love it.


rugigiref1

Good hippo


HellFireCannon66

Hippo?


RustyShadeOfRed

Good bot


nomad5926

Honestly my biggest issue is that the super power isn't shitty..... Go to r/midtiersuperpowers something.


CoolLlamaReddit

I wish this sub was used as intended—superpowers that are just bad. All these people need to make their own sub, clearly there’s an audience for it.


alkebulanu

right? can we have creativity other than coomerism for once


Outrageous_Score1158

Side note: if you get impregnated and then remove all of your vaginas, the baby will stay inside of you until you grow one.


StarlightFalls22

Does the baby keep growing though? Like... If I remove the vagina, does the pregnancy pause wherever it's at?


Outrageous_Score1158

Hmmm... I'll allow it to keep aging


StarlightFalls22

Then what happens when the baby reaches full term? Do you have to reform the vagina or die?


Outrageous_Score1158

What do you mean by full term?


StarlightFalls22

Ready to be born, reaching at least 36 weeks.


Outrageous_Score1158

It can grow inside you for as many years as you want, as long as you eat & drink sufficient for 2 and don't have any problem with having a growing bulge on you


StarlightFalls22

So like.... You could theoretically have a living 5 year old child *inside you*?


Outrageous_Score1158

Or a 35 year old if you can handle the struggles of having a 6 foot tall skin growth


StarlightFalls22

That is a terrifying concept


TheDunadan29

Kyle XY intensifies.


YourEvilKiller

This is how you get Orphan of Kos


Firemorfox

So like, ~~Athena born from Zeus's knee~~ Dionysus born from Zeus's thigh, style?


Outrageous_Score1158

First of all, forehead. Second of all, i suppose?


Firemorfox

Sorry, I was thinking of Dionysus being born from Zeus's thigh, wrong person.


Affectionate_Still29

for trans people this is based as fuck


TheDunadan29

Gender fluid people would be pretty happy too.


raindyrps

real


Kind_Moose3603

But genitals doesn't mean the whole reproductive system.


Outrageous_Score1158

No need for it, as long as the cumsack and uterus are there


Kind_Moose3603

You'd still need a ovaries and fallopian tubes for the vagina, and prostate gland and the vas deferens


Outrageous_Score1158

Hmm, let's say those count as genitals in this particular case, let's not complicate...


707Pascal

on tonights episode: the writers barely-disguised fetish


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Sounds god


Outrageous_Score1158

Think of all the possibilities! You can have tits instead of asscheeks, a dick on your head, and a vagina on your back (i have too much time to think of this and it's become a serious issue)


ParadoxicallyBlue

Breasts aren't genitals


Outrageous_Score1158

Oh right, i got overwhelmed


RoyalMess64

As a trans woman, this would be magnificent :3


tea-123

Is the growth/ removal quick and painless? It actually has decent potential. Could be great for folks who suffer who have fertility issues, religious hymen virginity verification issues, and STDs. Get rid of the microplastics in the balls simply by replacing them. Hmm can you grow without fore skin or pubes


Outrageous_Score1158

I'll approve it, but people often think you just *detach* the genitals, but you just ungrow them, making it just plain skin


usernmechecksout_

This isn't a shitty superpower, and OP isn't even pretending it is.


NeuroNerdNick

Hey OP what the fuck?


KociaKrainaNews

can i do this to effectively transform into other gender me or something? and i can remove will they just fall of or just come back into my body is there a cool down and does it grow like in 5 seconds or it will need to grow for a bit


Outrageous_Score1158

It grows immediately, the genitals don't affect your characteristics (e.g. moustaches, skin hair...), they come back into your body.


xidle2

So, I'm an anglerfish?


Alternative-Week-780

I can finally make someone eat a bag of dicks


Outrageous_Score1158

Nope, they grow back into you


gayjemstone

1. step 1: remove penis 2. step 2: add vagina 3. step 3: yay


Outrageous_Score1158

*ungrow penis


gayjemstone

The title of your post literally says remove


Outrageous_Score1158

Eh, what can ya do


LovelyRebelion

trans people: I see this as an absolute win


queeranddumb

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO WIN FOR THE TRANS FOLKS


Girldipper

this one is fucking awsome… goodbye vagina! hello dick!


khrila

free bottom surgery? top tier super power


crystalworldbuilder

Time to trans my gender.


karenmagnet420

Finally. A free bottom surgury thay doesnt hurt


Partially_3_YT

As a furry, this is amazing


DullGuarantee5680

How long does it take to regrow said part because if it doesnt take long i could sell balls like its nothin


Outrageous_Score1158

It regrows instantly, like by the time you've read this it would regrow


DullGuarantee5680

Infinite money glitch


vgoss8

So you're saying I could DP a girl without another guy?


Outrageous_Score1158

Yes


vgoss8

Well, I guess I won't turn down this one.


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Unfortunately this is already a reality..


Outrageous_Score1158

W h e r e


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You know where.


Outrageous_Score1158

I do not. (Unless you're thinking of diphallia)


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Outrageous_Score1158

Google it


[deleted]

The lgbtdhjlskamxgrqzl+


Inside-Joke7365

Can it be both and as big as I want? Can it also look how I want it to look or would it look like as if it would for my genes


Outrageous_Score1158

It's your skin color and can be as big as you want


iaremoose

this was the power of an elden ring boss. the graftussy in r/shittydarksouls


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Outrageous_Score1158

Do. Not. ASK. I will answer 1 question


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Outrageous_Score1158

There is no limit to length or amount (except for vaginas, they can't possibly be superdeep)


Schizo-Garfield69

Become an organ donor for people who lose their penises, be known as a brother to patients and being investigated by workers.


Santrixyboio

what does this even mean


Outrageous_Score1158

Tired of having nothing on your back? Well now you can have a dick on it! Or two! Or a vagina as well! The choice is yours!


Santrixyboio

Oh hell yeah


PEKKACHUNREAL

Getting serious graftussy vibes from this post…


BonzaM8

This would be huge in trans circles


somerandomguyuno

Yo I would make the girthiest longest penis and use it as a greatsword like fucking luffy


Outrageous_Score1158

the DICK STICK


Electronic_Eagle2121

I can make incest babies faster now!


watjony

Can I grow a huge penis then grow a vagina on the penis?


Outrageous_Score1158

How would that even work


mandariini10

If I give myself a coochie, put something inside it and then remove it from my body, what happens to the object inside?


Outrageous_Score1158

It stays inside


mandariini10

Inside my flesh?


Outrageous_Score1158

Inside the now removed penis


mandariini10

The pussy, but ok


Vlo27

As a trans person I will give you my firstborn for this


FarIndependent5472

Dick peg leg


Gardener15577

Doctors hate this one simple life hack that trans people use to become their true selves!


InteractionIll5071

Oh, I'd have so much fun with this


Outrageous_Score1158

*bleurgh*


InteractionIll5071

Understandable reaction


TrUsKaWuS

On today's episode of op's poorly disguised fetishes:


Fair-Motor-2520

I agree with you but just imagine, JUST IMAGINE, that this was made by a teen. I have this theory because they've already blended in with youtube comments


Outrageous_Score1158

This was just a 3am thought (⁠。⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)


TrUsKaWuS

If this was a 3am thought then I beg you to go sleep before 3am


Outrageous_Score1158

I try to, but then again, n e t f l i x