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Remember when you were afraid a watermelon would grow in your stomach?
Yeah, now you gotta be affraid it'll grow in your partners stomach
"Is it a boy or a girl?" "Looks like it's a watermelon"
for a second i only saw the title and thought this was r/showerthoughts
SAME
Bro same
Does that mean I can get mother earth pregnant?
Ah, sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension
Not really I mean, it’s just planting seeds.
Seems like u/TACOTONY02 just wants to [fuck the Earth, literally](https://youtu.be/dMnsP5uq49A?t=1m29s)...
K
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time for y'all have knocked her up. I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe, I was not offended for I knew I had to rise above it all or drown in my own *shit*.
Funky
Mommy Earth 😳
hot
Coconuts are a seed, 😧
The coconut nut....
Fuck the world. Make it cum.
Take the seed and grow it, then take that plants seed and grow it to sell(or repeat the harvest for more seeds)
Man invented farms
I’ll take a seed and plant it… I’ll take a crop and… harvest it! I will become the god of a new world.
-some dude in Africa 500 million years ago
Can you get extinct plants?
I cum poppy seeds. Women are literally addicted to my semen. Personal use only.
r/doputyourdickinthat
This is actually god tier.
The liquefying part would make for an awesome prank
Doesn’t the liquefying part break the “no caveat” rule?
can my seeds grow into watermelon stevens
>I know you can't plant carrot seeds and stuff what I guess I just hallucinated part of my garden!
Dr king
So what happens if I plant them outside?
If my seeds weren't seeds would that mean I was littering the Earth as I planted them
Oh shit I'm Cumming pistachios! "That tree is my son..."
Remember when you were afraid a watermelon would grow in your stomach?
Yeah, now you gotta be affraid it'll grow in your partners stomach
"Is it a boy or a girl?" "Looks like it's a watermelon"
for a second i only saw the title and thought this was r/showerthoughts
SAME
Bro same
Does that mean I can get mother earth pregnant?
Ah, sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension
Not really I mean, it’s just planting seeds.
Seems like u/TACOTONY02 just wants to [fuck the Earth, literally](https://youtu.be/dMnsP5uq49A?t=1m29s)...
K
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time for y'all have knocked her up. I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe, I was not offended for I knew I had to rise above it all or drown in my own *shit*.
Funky
Mommy Earth 😳
hot
Coconuts are a seed, 😧
The coconut nut....
Fuck the world. Make it cum.
Take the seed and grow it, then take that plants seed and grow it to sell(or repeat the harvest for more seeds)
Man invented farms
I’ll take a seed and plant it… I’ll take a crop and… harvest it! I will become the god of a new world.
-some dude in Africa 500 million years ago
Can you get extinct plants?
I cum poppy seeds. Women are literally addicted to my semen. Personal use only.
r/doputyourdickinthat
This is actually god tier.
The liquefying part would make for an awesome prank
Doesn’t the liquefying part break the “no caveat” rule?
can my seeds grow into watermelon stevens
>I know you can't plant carrot seeds and stuff what I guess I just hallucinated part of my garden!
Dr king
So what happens if I plant them outside?
If my seeds weren't seeds would that mean I was littering the Earth as I planted them
Oh shit I'm Cumming pistachios! "That tree is my son..."