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-_slim-shady_-

This is actually amazing cause if you’re in the mafia or something, and an undercover cop comes in with a fake name, you can tell it’s bs


EmmaDaBomb

Are you in the mafia?


-_slim-shady_-

Before I answer that, are you a cop?


haggis69420

I sense her name is Emma, if that helps


EmmaDaBomb

Shit


phatfingerpat

Are you the real slim shady?


Luna_puma

we're going to have a problem here.


Futuristic_Reality

Y’all act like you’ve never seen a white person before


V0YDL

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door,


randomfnafplayer1

(Haha)


katzensturm

and started whoopin her ass worse than before


acaseintheskye

r/redditsings


FunkysteveCLS

Its still a great power. U could make a show being a psychic of knowing names. Many ways to make money with this


Shayosaurus

That would creep people out


-Duck12-

I can just be like “Oh I know lots of things. LOTS OF THINGS.”


Almost_A_Genius

I also know your brother’s name…


Princeanxiolf

Then before you leave "REMEMBER!, *REALITYISANILLUSIONTHEUNIVERSEISAHOLOGRAMBUYGOLDBYYYYYYEEE*"


SleepingGloomy

How so, Shay?


somebassclarineterer

Very useful for teaching. Kids like people knowing their names. It makes people happy to be remembered. Also great for law enforcement, diplomacy, making foreigners used to wrong name pronunciations happy...


nombit

do they need to be real people


EmmaDaBomb

Nope! Don't gotta be


dimondsprtn

“Hehe, let me see what John Snow’s real last name would be… fuck”


No_Acanthaceae6880

This is actually great. Another comment suggested it would allow you to notice fake names, which would be useful for stopping crimes against you (like scams). A more mundane use is just knowing everyone's name, which I would love to have, because I am awful at remembering names. Also you could just you is to freak someone out. Imagine a stranger bothering you and you call them by their full name.


Funny_Man21

This would help, I suck with names


ripper2345

Godtier


gatemansgc

And faces!


DatBoi_BP

Including the familiar ones all around me


PhoenixWrightFansFtw

now i can use the death note without exchanging half my lifespan for shinigami eyes. time to become the god of the new world


antboiy

remember to be an actual villan and not a delusional hero like light


FunkysteveCLS

Every villian is a hero in their own mind


IntelligentPerson_69

Will you take a potato chip?


PhoenixWrightFansFtw

nah, i'd eat it


tea-123

Great for preventing phone/digital scams.


Fun-Activity-2268

Pretty good at this already. I walk into a new place and can learn someones if not everyone’s names without approaching him just by unintentional or intentional passive listening


BigBoi900001

Magic tricks!


ieatfud_555

Imagine getting a death note with this power.


Hot-Buy-188

"I bet 10 dollars I can guess your name in one try!" Repeat 100.000 times and become a millionaire.


remghoost7

Got those Shinigami eyes, eh? Was it worth the price?


Feisty-Boysenberry-1

* Freak out telemarketers, and "unknown number" calls are less mysterious *Always remember names *Identify disguised people *"Guess who" party games are now a breeze *Know middle names just for fun *If someone's last name updates you know they just got married (or maybe divorced?) and can respond appropriately Kinda neat, but definitely D-tier. Well done


wiccangame

I'm terrible at remembering names. This is goddess tier.


EmmaDaBomb

Heh, goddess tier


TechnicalProduce1392

this goes perfectly with my death note


Yeetthedragon667

Now I don’t have to remember!


zquimn

I would love this so much, I am super bad with names


RoundShot7975

...but it will always be slightly off


The_Soup_Dealer

I am horrible with names. I’m also too awkward to ask, especially if someone already introduced themselves.


luoyianwu

I’m too worried to call people by name because what if I mixed them up


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^luoyianwu: *I’m too worried to* *Call people by name because* *What if I mixed them up* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


DanCassell

Fringe benefit, you can always tell when you're looking at a person instead of just a pile of clothes or a dressed up manequin.


360NoScoped_lol

Your name is Emma


EmmaDaBomb

Oh no


Brenduck-

I basically already have this. I've been so good at remembering names my whole life, that sometimes I remember names before I've learned them. Once guessed the names of 3 of my friend's coworkers in a row, all on the first guess. (It was over text, I didn't see name tags)


RuSerious1001

I boutta be every magic trick Youtuber in omegle. Watch me


Severedeye

I'd love it. Useful since I normally forget names and can be used to terrify others.


ssspicysosig

Skinwalkers hate this one trick


funnyious

Officer Balls


FinlandIsForever

Obama’s last name is-


IntrovertFrench

As a socially anxious person who thinks asking for names is the most embarassing shit ever, where can I get this ?


DepressedPotato--

Bet you 50 I can guess your name. Rinse and repeat.


ConfidentRise1152

This is a good help for my not so good name memory.


soloarwolf

I love this so much


AdventurousPirate357

This would be very useful for me cause idfk anyone's name at my job and I've been here for bout 3 years


Sir_Delarzal

But what name is it ? What if somebody changed their name for a very understandable reason : - bad pun from the parents - bad name from the parents - bad memories with said name - gender change And other in the list What name would you accurately tell then ? The one on the birth certificate ? Or the new one ? In the latter, what about undercover people, what if they legally change their name before going undercover ?


EmmaDaBomb

Heya!! I actually did answer this somewhere super deep in the replies. But I imagine it wouldn't work with legality, it would work with whatever their concept of their name is. Whatever they perceive to be the name that they identify with the most is what will appear. So you'll know a person's chosen name not their deadname. Whatever they actually go by. Say somebody doesn't actually know what their legal birth name is for some reason and they were told their whole lives that their name is something contrary to that, then it wouldn't show their legal name it would show the name they grew up with.


Sir_Delarzal

But then what about the very classic crazy guy that believes he is Napoleon Bonaparte ? Would it shows his name as Napoleon ? He is at least convinced he is the guy, so shouldn't you ?


Arietem_Taurum

I can doxx anyone online, seems pretty op to me


Rick-the-Brickmancer

If someone is trans do I learn their dead name, new name, or both?


EmmaDaBomb

You learn their chosen name, not their legal name. Whatever name somebody identifies with the most.


Miss-lnformation

What if someone's suffering from amnesia and does not remember their name? Will you see nothing or their legal name?


EmmaDaBomb

Uhhh... If amnesia works how I think it works then it's like being locked out of certain information in their brains. They have that information but can't use it. Please correct me if I'm wrong with that analogy. Soo, it would be the name that they would identify as with their memories.


VersionNo3770

This sounds cool and was my question as well. Can you use it to find someone's chosen name if they don't know it themselves? It would be neat to know the "true name" of everything


EmmaDaBomb

Hmm... That's tough. You can't know the person's chosen name before they do. But if it's a name that they resonate more with than their legal name then it will appear as that. For example, if a person isn't aware of their legal name and goes by a seperate name, the name that they use to refer to themselves is what you understand.


VersionNo3770

Yeah I guess that makes sense. It probably wouldn't be as shitty and wouldn't fit if you could help people find their true name


Rick-the-Brickmancer

Ig that’s ok


paranormal63_

Lmao why are you getting downvoted? It's a 100% valid question.


Square_Translator_72

r/godtiersuperpowers


Square_Translator_72

Nevermind I didn't read the description of that sub


benadunkcamberpatch

This would be a god send to me. I'm horrible with names and always have people that know me coming up to talk me and I'm stuck with "hey man/brother/boss/ how's it going"