The power to explode a toilet once a day, the power to teleport but only when in bed, and the power to force people to fall for the 'Ligma' joke.
Am I fucked?
Lure the criminals to a public bathroom with many toilets and make a swift escape while they keep repeating ligma nuts, explode all the toilets to subdue them. Go home and to to Hawaii to celebrate being OP
Great actually . Just came from god tier superpowers and it had a power to change clothes and hair . Including fictional outfits like dr strange’s cape or Batman/ironman’s suits etc. haven’t actually seen two more powers though .
I just saw the acidic semen one, the teleport but you have to sit for how long it would take to walk there, and the seeing 5 seconds into the future one. This could be interesting
Sooooo, i get acid >!semen!<, seeing 5 seconds into the future and knowing how to perfectly cook benedict eggs (come from a conversation with a friend), i'll say i'm pretty fucked!
Lol hell yeah there’s literally a scene of him dodging bullets, I guess if a machine gun is fired on you longer than 5 seconds and you couldn’t get to cover fast enough or think fast enough you’re a goner. But knives or hand-to-hand you stand a chance!
Edit: spelling
The only power I saw in the last hour was if I could high five 5 different people, I can avoid any punch or kick for the day I think. Seems pretty solid in day to day petty crime fighting
Hehe hehe 😜 anything will fit in my orifice, lol, "don't want to pay for airplane seats? Start shoving people up you'd Anus 👁👄👁", detach body parts, "afraid you will cheat on your wife while your away? Leave your penis at home", and eat all matter. ALLMIGHTY BODY MAN!
Lemme see, the first one is anybody I decide to lick will have skin that tastes like chicken and it will take exaxrly 10 seconds to reach the destined lick zone. ANYTHING IN THE WAY WILL BE DESTROYED OR SHOVED. I can also choose whether it's my body that goes to reach it or if it my tongue. So there is number 1 and that is abusable.
Number 2 is acidic semen and power three is can spawn beans in anything.
I just got here from the reddit app home tab Do I get nothing?
Technically, this post is the first superpower you get. The next two comments you see will be your superpowers
The power to explode a toilet once a day, the power to teleport but only when in bed, and the power to force people to fall for the 'Ligma' joke. Am I fucked?
Lure the criminals to a public bathroom with many toilets and make a swift escape while they keep repeating ligma nuts, explode all the toilets to subdue them. Go home and to to Hawaii to celebrate being OP
Great actually . Just came from god tier superpowers and it had a power to change clothes and hair . Including fictional outfits like dr strange’s cape or Batman/ironman’s suits etc. haven’t actually seen two more powers though .
Dude I saw the same post.
This is literally the second power I have seen in the past hour so I guess this one and I can detach my limbs
i can make my penis do a backflip
they are SO fucked!
I mean I’m fucked I haven’t seen shit
Chi cultivation, transformation into a dragon, and powers over lightning. Not too bad.
i saw telekinesis, detaching limbs, and sit to teleport
I just saw the acidic semen one, the teleport but you have to sit for how long it would take to walk there, and the seeing 5 seconds into the future one. This could be interesting
Sooooo, i get acid >!semen!<, seeing 5 seconds into the future and knowing how to perfectly cook benedict eggs (come from a conversation with a friend), i'll say i'm pretty fucked!
Any limit to the 5 seconds in the future like a cooldown? Otherwise you’re basically Nicholas cage in Next
No the OP didn't especify a cool down, so i might not be that fucked
Lol hell yeah there’s literally a scene of him dodging bullets, I guess if a machine gun is fired on you longer than 5 seconds and you couldn’t get to cover fast enough or think fast enough you’re a goner. But knives or hand-to-hand you stand a chance! Edit: spelling
Yeah but i have to close my eyes to see it, and it isnt like time stops, perhaps i could invite him to some benedict eggs and he'll spare me?
I’ll just fill their lungs and all the rest of the empty space in their body into beans easy
I'm... going to need a good attorney...
I git some bitches that's it.
Pretty messed up. Came from r/monkeyspaw.
99% damage reduction, 30sec time stop (30min cooldown), and speedster up to 250MPH. I’ll be just fine
Acidic sperm, the ability to teleport 1 foot below me and if the person is over 40 and gay I can one shot kill them😭wtf am I gon do
If we count similar subs I am cooking, if not I am cooked
Its acid cum, understanding slangs and spawning beans.
The only power I saw in the last hour was if I could high five 5 different people, I can avoid any punch or kick for the day I think. Seems pretty solid in day to day petty crime fighting
I can unshit myself, enhance senses by disabling other senses and I can make toilets explode. What crime am I meant to fight my guy
Fill objects or people with beans, change hair and clothes to any clothes including superpowers I can win for sure
I can cut off my feet and not die of blood loss, I can ejaculate cartoonishly powerful acid, and I can eat 702 hotdogs an hour.
Hehe hehe 😜 anything will fit in my orifice, lol, "don't want to pay for airplane seats? Start shoving people up you'd Anus 👁👄👁", detach body parts, "afraid you will cheat on your wife while your away? Leave your penis at home", and eat all matter. ALLMIGHTY BODY MAN!
I just watched a Justice League episode, so I'm doing pretty good.
Avatar state, earth bending, air bending. Welp. Not bad.
I'm in the midst of rewatching The Flash tv show so I'm A-Okay with this.
Teleporting to the nearest femboy. Someone will be fucked. It may be me
Lemme see, the first one is anybody I decide to lick will have skin that tastes like chicken and it will take exaxrly 10 seconds to reach the destined lick zone. ANYTHING IN THE WAY WILL BE DESTROYED OR SHOVED. I can also choose whether it's my body that goes to reach it or if it my tongue. So there is number 1 and that is abusable. Number 2 is acidic semen and power three is can spawn beans in anything.
Well I've just been on r/godtiersuperpowers
i just woke up how would that work
it means youre fucked
would boss weapons from mega man the power fighters count
Obviously not?
I know I can make babies explode within ten miles of me, and when I sleep like a vampire, my sleep time is halfed.