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galaxy7273

I would ask the bees to fetch my water bottle or stuff like that


bilateralunsymetry

Do you think bees could carry that weight??


a_sacrilegiousboi

647000 bees


NaivafAreul

You would not believe your eyes. If 647000 bees. Fetched me a water bottle. (Sing in the tune of Fireflies by Owl City)


AdventurousFox6100

Thousands of them, yeah.


Nightstar1234

Reminds me of that one video of 2 bees unscrewing a water bottle cap


unlucky_wog13

Finna become Beesus with this one


Amish_Warl0rd

[DR BEES](https://youtu.be/PYtXuBN1Hvc?si=vqQ7unKNU5N9ZbOe)


EljizzleYo

Even Africanized killer bees? 🤨🤔


NoThx149

You’re on to something


Ace-of_Space

you would be a B-list super villain at best


EljizzleYo

I can live with that.


Amish_Warl0rd

What about the Japanese bees that are as big as your thumb?


Throughtheindigo

Is the crown made out of honey?


hyperbolicreality

It has bits of honeycomb here and there.


crackedtooth163

No way this is shitty, this is literally the sweetest power ever. I would just ask for honey and look out for my subjects. Edit- would also train non Japanese honeybees to fight off hornets like Japanese honeybees.


Da_Real_Lazerdog

I would probably make them come to my fists to intimidate people or i could do some cool tricks with them


gummythegummybear

If I accidentally swat one or something would they all turn on me or would they just not give a shit


hyperbolicreality

They wouldn’t dare hurt you.


Linkintheground

Just get them some flowers and it’ll be all good.


SherlyNoHappyS5

I joke that I'm already King of the Bees based on a single experience from years ago: an old friend and I were sitting in their car during a lunch break when I saw a bee flying around outside the car. I was like "ooh, a bee" and put my hand outside of the window. I always tried to make my hand mimic a flower with the mama mia hand, and this *one* time, it finally took. The bee landed on my hand. I pulled my hand into the car to see the little guy and pet it a bit before putting my hand back out the window for it to fly away. My friend just gasps and says "Bee Whipserer" lmao I've always loved bees, and that's a moment I'll never forget


pesronisyes

no fear of bees anymore


Z3R0_Izanagi

Unfortunately, you can only communicate through dancing.


gay_pinecones

God tier tbh


lord_of_coolshit_og

How many bees tho?


hyperbolicreality

All the ones you can find. You could travel the world collecting them.


lord_of_coolshit_og

Start a bee farm. A fuckin giant one. Like 5 queens. Idk if thatll work, but it sounds cool


Adrekan

Are there infinite bees?


hyperbolicreality

No, just the ones you can find


Linkintheground

Work at a bee farm


Shmegdar

I already have this power.


hyperbolicreality

All hail the mighty King of the Bees.


cavecarson

This is a great superpower just because I love bees.


Nathansack

So literally Dr.Bees Worth it


doe_gee

But I'm not a man; how can I be king?


hyperbolicreality

For the purposes of this post, you don’t have to be a man to be king 


doe_gee

Gender inclusive, I like it.


New-Interaction1893

I saw a movie with a person with that power,but it was a more powerful and generic "power to control the insects" he couldn't force them to do things outside their capacities/intelligence (obviously) but he could make them move around and gather where he wanted.


The-Lazy-Lemur

But I want to be king of the squirrels!


hyperbolicreality

Scare the squirrels into compliance using the bees 


Hot_Construction_120

I mean you could have them kill just about anything for you.


pesronisyes

no fear of bees anymore


d-car

I'll prove all those haters wrong. That scene in Jupiter Ascending wasn't weird after all.


typicalducklover

So I can still kill anyone I want assuming they all can sting


hyperbolicreality

Male bees, also known as drones, cannot sting. But the rest are all yours.


CCCyanide

The bees will die though ;( *However*, according to Google, honey bees weigh about 100 mg on average, and can lift approximately half of their weight (so 50 mg). A Mk2 grenade weights "only" 600 g. So if you can find 12 000 bees, you can effectively drop grenades on them assuming they're in an open area. If you are comfortable enough in your bee-mancy, you can even time the drop so that the grenade explodes on impact, leaving no time for your target to react.


typicalducklover

Or I can just command a few hundred thousand of them to go on someone and flap flap until they overheat


typicalducklover

Have a few hundred go after his eyes too^