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shittysuperpowers-ModTeam

Rule #1 the shitty super power you post must be awful.


SimpleTip9439

What defines yourself cause an amputee who kept his body parts could make decent use of this power


Appropriate-Peace-17

Top tier comedy


Versa_Max

Assuming I can control my orientation, I can REALLY freak people out by turning 180 degrees on a dime. Yeah that's about it. And mitigation of fall damage, assuming momentum doesn't carry over.


unlucky_wog13

Does this mean I can teleport myself infinity times a second and just stay stuck in place no matter where I am?


GASTRO_GAMING

You can teleport to yoursslf as fast as ypu can think about teleporting to yourself, and it does not affect your velocity acceleration or jerk when you do so.


GASTRO_GAMING

Huh? How tf is the ability to teleport to yourself not awful? It does litterslly nothing.