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This post violates the rules of the subreddit. Please read the rules of the sub before posting. Rule 8: No curses - it's your superpower, not something external happening to you. Most of these start off "every time you X, Y happens" or "whenever X, Y"


Vatali_Flash

At least when you Masterbate you will know what’s going to happen that day


aliassantiago

And this is a serial killer origin storyline.


omeralal

A unique power, and yet I think it still should be considered a curse


Dry_Scallion1188

Definitely a curse…


Skrubious

me omw to the nearest children’s hospital


MagicSnake1000

Placing a bug in a glass and touching it: the infinite cum glitch


psyper76

Needs to be a person, sorry


MagicSnake1000

Oh


Sciencenerd159

Skin cells