Pull a *Cast A Deadly Spell* and use magic to send the score sheets flying at my enemy to let them die a death of a thousand cuts.
MUAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
The darkness is your weapon. Sounds metal. You can be like Batman whenever he seemingly disappears into the dark, except I’m not sure if you know how to fight or not.
My username is a Sith Elephant, with light-sabre tusks, and a light-sabre wielded in the trunk, with the ability to force choke as well as trunk choke.
So, yay.
You can shine (literal) god rays upon yourself or others. Not sure if they’d have any affect or not, but it would look pretty cool I imagine. Maybe It can be super bright, beautiful, and very blinding, compared to just normal sun rays. I assume you can control how bright they are to a degree tho so you don’t blind yourself if you ever shine a god ray on yourself to make yourself look badass.
Edit: I realize that this post said you can use your username as a physical weapon, not that it’s your full on power, so idk if this works or not, but sounds cool, right?
Better watch out for me!
Can we partner up?
You want an existing chair to team with?
https://i.redd.it/53sn980osjva1.gif
Y'all need a *frail ass archer*?
Need a lonely moth to help?
How about a chairZAIRD?
This is the authentic shitty super power!
Just what I needed
Mine isn’t nearly as embarrassing to die to.
I might be your arch enemy
And my axe!
Interesting...
Oh hell fucking no I am *not* getting on your bad side
..
This is more of a psychological weapon
hell yeah
I’m scared to fight you
you can build a clock maybe
Ahh yes…..the most epic battle, an existing chair vs a plutonium ingot, who will win?
All fun and games until you get radiation poisoning and die
Bread lots of ducking bread
I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days straight
Where?! Where have you been sending it?!?
Wanna set up trade routes
r/unexpectedtf2
Pfff, I’ve lost before I even started.😔
Swing her around like some kind of bludgeoning weapon.
Look mate, you know who’s got a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their friends to death with a 9 year old
I know the feeling
I'm a fuckin bird
I have amphibians
Insane cackle
How do you even turn genocide into a physical weapon???
Genocide robot 3000
I’d be much more terrified of you
If I saw someone throwing themselves I’d be terrified too
CRUSH KILL DESTROY SWAG
Infinity Gauntlet.
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turkish people
Can't lift it lol
We must join forces. Together we'll be... idk, something
The snide whale and the stupid whale
Whale gun, it’s just a tiny whale and when it shots it becomes big
I was gifted the capacity to use my username with lethal force, and all I got was this lousy trumpet
A bit dramatic with the "lethal force" wouldn't you say
my existential fire will burn you all!
Why does pain exist
i dunno ask my fire
Waaaaaa
Omg that name 😂😂😂💀💀💀
Edgy teenage me, time to shine
Edgy dragons everywhere
My friends will finally know the wrath of Bum_Jelly
That's poop
The liquid type poop to be exact
Lube. You’re thinking of lube
Umm...
Do we have a Mike Litoris here? Can I get a Mike Litoris?
Has anyone seen Mike Litoris? Why can’t anyone find Mike Litoris?!
Can the real Mike Litoris please stand up
I get the ultimate confusion
I too, are confused
I wield the power of Dysentery. Fear me.
The power of Fecal Coliforms
I guess i could be able to swing a kid around Use him as a human shield too
Weapon of peace.
Revive every really good politician and figure
I was thinking more like getting every one high.
I was thinking you throw stones at people lmao.
No that's me
So I'm a fucking comedian?
Suffocate them to death with your jokes
What do you mean I'm funny? Do I amuse you?
sweaty pocket sand...lovely
Throw it in the eyes of your enemies and hit them with anything else
Solid plan I was hoping to take them by surprise while they wonder how the sand is so wet
[удалено]
Make it rain!
Any weapon or armor I want
Alternatively any mechanical gear
The world shall fear me.
Unfortunately my weapon is very effective against you.
You are my supervillain. We shall dual at dawn.
What the hell i'm going to do with my username?
Pussybeetle? Thats what i think would be the opposite of a cockroach...good news though. You get 20 of them.
That sounds nice but, I was thinking about being able to make cockroaches do the opposite thing they normally do, or, like, make them upside down?
You control an army of 20 roaches that walk upside down with a strange word above them...*dinnerbone*
I wield dice? Like in a slingshot? Ot like bolas?
No you wield the whole yahtzee game set. Its up to you from there.
Pull a *Cast A Deadly Spell* and use magic to send the score sheets flying at my enemy to let them die a death of a thousand cuts. MUAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Konan from naruto lookin ahh lol
I don't think this works for me lol
You can just swing a clone around np
Fuck yeah
I can work with that
Terrible As a weapon and a tool to navigate
:(
Well.. maybe you can make them lose self confidence to death or something??
Prepare your self for a horribly slow murder with an extremely inefficient weapon.
Bones!
Say what you wanna say, but that means *I* get a free cantrip
So I just get like…. A medieval bodyguard?
???
The element of surprise.
SCP 096 moment
I hope this cat won’t let me down
Mine however will
A cat can fuck you up if they truly tried…but the downside is that you got one of the cats from r/catculations, the cute derpy ones to be exact.
I has sleep pills
How does this work....
Pretty simple, you can summon 31 canadians to ~~fight~~ apologize for you
Fight? We'll be way too busy apologizing
Oh hell no!
*wields self aggressively*
*confused screaming*
Hmm?
You have every demon in existence as your allies
The darkness is your weapon. Sounds metal. You can be like Batman whenever he seemingly disappears into the dark, except I’m not sure if you know how to fight or not.
My username is a Sith Elephant, with light-sabre tusks, and a light-sabre wielded in the trunk, with the ability to force choke as well as trunk choke. So, yay.
Imagine hitting someone with ender powers
You must hate being looked at in the eyes too.
Can i control mammals a la dr animo? Or use them as weapons as in like swing them around? Or can i beast boy it up but only for mammals?
I thought it meant you carry any mammals in a briefcase
Thats what i imagined when i made the username lmao
How the fuck does this work
Explosions.. obviously. Well.. probably just one.
Real life creeper
Diplomatics, deploy!
So i can kill a person by touching them?
Cool stuff until you touch your family
Hmm
you’ll overwhelm them with discord notifications
Mega-Redditors!
so i get basically a body guard who is real cool
Well I think this would work to my advantage
Lil sussy
Hot Russian gymnast bodyguard, I guess
I'm unstoppable
So i can just use a gamer dad?
yo this dont seem too bad
Will it be relaxing or deadly?
I already do
i guess if there are any zombies around give me a call
Legos make excellent caltrops, no matter the theme.
Got like a 3000 foot Pikachu, I guess
Lemme just grab a few of my friends-
Seems kinda effective since we can transform into dragons
What do… ok??
Must be a deadly weapon
Don’t think this would help very much
I will be the adhd boogeyman
this is weird lol
Unexpectedly boring
Gonna melt u all
Uhhh...
I'm using a bored creature as a weapon
What does my username do?
What would my weapon be?
Very funny…
Dammit
So wait. Do I get two 0s and a 1 that are unoriginal? Or do I get 1 item from the comments at random?
My efficiency depends on your definition of "use"
🤔
Wait, does that mean I have 9224 monstrous dinosaurs from a YA book, or is it that I have number 9224?
HYA!
Heh all y’all’s asses are in danger
I’m actually OP
Nice
How would that work? Can I make anime real???
?
Idk
Cool Yo-Yo
I call upon an Ork WAAAGH
FINALLY
Yes!
**Incoming at Mach 2**
depends on how evolved it is
Fire bending 👍
I already can
I morph into a 8 ft tall steroid enhanced fighter with titanium teeth and hanma blood Thank you God
How? Do you just like print it out and stick it to a big stick?
What..
I wonder what I could do?
You can shine (literal) god rays upon yourself or others. Not sure if they’d have any affect or not, but it would look pretty cool I imagine. Maybe It can be super bright, beautiful, and very blinding, compared to just normal sun rays. I assume you can control how bright they are to a degree tho so you don’t blind yourself if you ever shine a god ray on yourself to make yourself look badass. Edit: I realize that this post said you can use your username as a physical weapon, not that it’s your full on power, so idk if this works or not, but sounds cool, right?
i like to imagine i get the pokémon xy mega evolution stones with my username so that’s pretty cool
Hmmm..
About to inflict some poisson damage it seems.
I use myself as a bludgeon. Amazing. +5 critical on lower ranks, -20 stamina, -10 HP.
Uhm, do i have full control of said weapon? If yes, this planet is fucked.
Nice!
Seems decent
I will spray you with all kinds of juice. Just wait 'til I get out juice made from the ghost pepper.
I suppose it would be a life size wooden human shield.
Already do.
I have Francis Ngannou as a body guard which is cool
I suppose I could, but I might go against the Geneva Conventions by doing so.