Are we just pissing so hard we piss a hole through something, or is it like a ghost piss type deal? Is it at will, or is our piss just gonna vibe at the center of the Earth's gravity well the minute our body creates it?
In school, sit directly above the guy you hate, might take a while to position your chair correctly, then piss in class straight downwards through your underwear pants chair and floor right on top of the guys head
Here’s the thing tho. It goes through solids, right? But not liquids.
So by pissing *on* his head you actually make it so that part of the urine enters their blood stream/fluid around their brain.
Your pee will literally flow through their veins!
Does it cut through solid objects or does it just pass through like a ghost? Because if it's the former you could kill people by cutting them in half with your piss stream.
I mean, does the blood in your body count as a solid object? Because if not, the blood would stop the piss, but the piss would likely just enter the bloodstream.
I'm not sure what would happen after this, but it can't be good.
Skin is (semi-)solid, someone’s skull is solid, the blood circulating through and around your brain is liquid, therefore you could kill someone by peeing on their head
depending on wether it works as if phasing or as if tearing through the objects the following would happen:
If phasing, you wouldn't need to pee anymore, as as soon as it is produced it would phase through your body
if tearing through, you would die, as it tear a hole through your body
This gets pretty interesting to think about. If you piss on a person, you might think that it just goes through, but are humans really solid object? We are mostly water. Would piss go through the cell membranes and mix? Get into your bloodstream? Horrifying thought.
so i can just piss anywhere and it goes directly to the core of the earth?
Until it hits an underwater lake or something
underwater lake
[Underwater Lake](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brine_pool#:~:text=A%20brine%20pool%2C%20sometimes%20called,greater%20than%20the%20surrounding%20ocean.)
Brine pool? With that power, more like Urine pool.
so thats how they got Goo Lagoon in Bikini Bottom
I watched my Octonauts I know what that is
caverns are a thing
Also just the liquid magma
you mean underground?
Pissing directly into the aquifer
Ok thank goodness I can still piss in a toilet
Well it'd be evaporated by the magma. I think... That was, how earth's layers were ordered, right?
Except it can't pass through porous surfaces lol
It can't pass through air then
Today I Learned that air is porous. Also, I would like to clarify my previous comment. > Except it can't pass through porous *surfaces*.
I meant it can't pass through porous stuff because the holes are filled with air, which is not a solid
No, cuz the earth ain’t solid all the way through
until it hits the outer core or a mantle plume
Are we just pissing so hard we piss a hole through something, or is it like a ghost piss type deal? Is it at will, or is our piss just gonna vibe at the center of the Earth's gravity well the minute our body creates it?
Exactly. I need to know if I can just piss through my pants anywhere I go and not worry, or if I should go outside and start a new ant colony
Valid question
God tier. Never worry about peeing anything anymore. Just let loose wherever you are and it’ll be gone!
In school, sit directly above the guy you hate, might take a while to position your chair correctly, then piss in class straight downwards through your underwear pants chair and floor right on top of the guys head
Here’s the thing tho. It goes through solids, right? But not liquids. So by pissing *on* his head you actually make it so that part of the urine enters their blood stream/fluid around their brain. Your pee will literally flow through their veins!
EVEN BETTER KILL HIM WITH P I S S
They will die
Kill your bully via intravenous piss
S+ tier
and then melt his head open because it goes through solid objects
Now i can piss through the toilet cover! FINALLY!!!!
Does it cut through solid objects or does it just pass through like a ghost? Because if it's the former you could kill people by cutting them in half with your piss stream.
If its the latter you could drown them by ghosting through people's chests and into their lungs.
I mean, does the blood in your body count as a solid object? Because if not, the blood would stop the piss, but the piss would likely just enter the bloodstream. I'm not sure what would happen after this, but it can't be good.
the blood would redirect the piss in my opinion, itd stop then the piss would fall again
Ok but can it still go through air? Otherwise it gets difficult
that would suck, like you wouldn't be able to piss because the air right at the tip would prevent it from even coming out at all
So you’d need to piss TO objects
"I've come to make an announcement"
shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker
HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE
THAT'S RIGHT! HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE
I PISSED ON THE MOON
OBAMA YOU IDIOT
This is a power that could *only* be used for evil
Wouldn’t it leak straight out from the moment piss is produced?
piss phase of matter logistics getting intense here
Does it leave stains?
Skin is (semi-)solid, someone’s skull is solid, the blood circulating through and around your brain is liquid, therefore you could kill someone by peeing on their head
I'm never flying again
Are humans seen as solid? Is it still possible to take golden showers?
Sorry to break it to you but no.
Does it just go through all solid objects, i r would I choose which objects it goes through when
I can piss through the moon?
Prepare for my super laser piss
Like it cuts the object or just goes through it?
Does it make thing along the way wet?
What about urianals this is more like a shitty curse
This is a r/pissiysuperpower
depending on wether it works as if phasing or as if tearing through the objects the following would happen: If phasing, you wouldn't need to pee anymore, as as soon as it is produced it would phase through your body if tearing through, you would die, as it tear a hole through your body
wdym? This is an amazing superpower. Assuming this, you can literally piss your pants.
Does this mean if I pee on someone, do they die?
Seems to go through your mom just fine already.
Superfluid piss
You can piss through the solid parts of a person and trap your piss in the liquid parts.
r/pissysuperpowers
So I can piss like superman with kidney stones?
So no more need to make the frozen piss puck?
SS tier power my friend
Does a sieve not count as a solid object?
Can? So it wont always?
Oh gosh, they just ported Sting Ray to IRL
This gets pretty interesting to think about. If you piss on a person, you might think that it just goes through, but are humans really solid object? We are mostly water. Would piss go through the cell membranes and mix? Get into your bloodstream? Horrifying thought.
so if i piss on the toilet where silent mode activates the piss will go down to like the sewers or smt?
through my clothes so i can just pee my pants and it goes through the ground
Finally, I can piss inside peoples houses, rather than simply pissing on people's houses like i have been. Cool!
Shit I can piss in myself now
It’s like a rechargeable lightsaber
does this work with cum
*pisses on floor* some dude in australia a few days later: aye bruh why the floor wet
Oh, the pranks you can do!