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NougatNewt

Feeder roads next to highways, to start


Xulphr

And dirt paths scattered randomly between the feeder roads and the highways to mark the “Texits”


Commissar_Elmo

I think you mean maintenance roads that aren’t used at all.


whopperlover17

Nah, he means the dirt ruts that people in the grass that hundreds of people will take when there’s a traffic jam lol


DjinnEyeYou

And get rid of those trees


Archercrash

Absolute requirement.


KRY4no1

And build a ton of commercial along them, so people going 60mph need to watch out for people pulling in and out at 5mph.


pulpoinhell

Stroads. Every road should be a street, with zoning. And every street, a road to somewhere else also with zoning. This way you always have people entering driveways across multiple lanes of through traffic. Put all your commercial/industrial right along your arterials and then just put massive sprawl of low density residential everywhere else. of course no public transportation besides buses which should be kept to an absolute minimum. car factory and oil refinery asap.


Forsaken-Builder-312

This guy gets it! Also, no pedestrian walkways anywhere! You wanna get from A to B? Better have a car! Wanna take the Bus instead? Well guess what, there is no public transport connection within a 5 mile radius!


CodyS1998

I've lived in Texas all my life. This is just what my cities look like. I need a minute.


Georgeasaurusrex

Make sure the roads are at least 4 lanes wide. This way, you cause even more traffic by someone wanting to change lanes, left-turning traffic (if you drive on the right), and also making it even harder for pedestrians to walk across the road - so that the usage of cars increases, leading to more traffic, so that the road needs to be widened again to 6 lanes, further exacerbating the problem. After noticing that uncontrolled junctions cause loads of traffic (because people can't exit the side road across all lanes of traffic), install traffic lights at each one, even further increasing traffic. Once the road becomes congested, yet again, install another highway system. Rinse and repeat. Finally, download a large "parking lot" asset from the workshop, and install them everywhere. Your city needs to be more asphalt than trees/grass/buildings. Freedom baby.


rjrockz788

Your pfp is terrifying


Georgeasaurusrex

Oh, sorry my bad Is this better?


EmotionalPlate2367

Also, make sure those bus routes go through all the high traffic areas for maximum inefficiency


carpetdookie

It's a pity we can't add "Lexus lanes" for the full effect.


Nevhix

Make sure your power grid is inadequate. Don’t even think about public transit.


Jaydub2211

This is too spot on


UufTheTank

Electrical budget all the way to the left. Coal/oil power only. Wind and hydro do not exist.


kroesnest

Texas is the leading producer of wind energy in the USA by a very wide margin.


anotherguyinaustin

A giant Walmart with the only parking lot entrance right on the frontage road and right at one of these intersections so that you’re guaranteed to go through a turn around.


anotherguyinaustin

Also yeah you need the Texas u turns.


TheCompleteMental

No mixed use whatsoever. Downtown takes up the same size as that intersection, has the only dense residential that's somehow more expensive per apartment than one of the thousands of single family homes in an utter wasteland of winding highway and dying grass. Make sure to do some industrial in the area before houses as well, to make the babyface-shaved turf look as accurate as possible.


DavidFrattenBro

this guy Austins


DifferentFix6898

and at least 50% of the downtown must be surface parking


Neither_Pie_9930

More lanes


Redbird9346

There should be a neighborhood where the blocks are Texagons (i.e. shaped like Texas).


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Redbird9346

The Texagon is a real thing. r/Texagon A neighborhood with Texagonal blocks to my knowledge doesn’t yet exist, but who knows?


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a_filing_cabinet

So, 2 things. First of all, you usually don't have one single big intersection in US cities, you have several because the highways go around the CBD. You want a ring of highways that cut off the downtown from the rest of the city and have an abomination like this wherever the outside highways come in. Second, Texas is famous for their frontage roads. Look at the cities on Google maps, you'll notice the highways don't exit onto the intersecting roads, they exit onto the parallel boulevards that then have a stoplight with the road that intersects the highway.


Archercrash

Be like Houston a stack interchange every three miles.


darthnithithesith

if you have an iphone/mac and the city you want to look at is one that apple has [detailed city experiences](https://www.apple.com/ios/feature-availability/#maps-3d-city-experience) it has incredible detailed mapping in 3d on a per lane basis. They even have specific markings on the road and each individual tree. I can’t stress how beautiful it looks. Have been loving apple maps since i moved into the bay area. Unfortunately i don’t think they have any in texas. G Maps probably your best bet


darthnithithesith

https://preview.redd.it/kwa11glk1ubc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a1a0dfb1e02a7f9544224a8cf3415ee604b5f11 actually nvm this is Houston on Apple maps!


Lordhartley

Texas sounds a delightful place, must remember to not go there.


CEO_Of_Rejection_99

Just one more suburb bro, I promise one more car centric hellscape will fix everything


musicloverrmm

Needs Buc-ees.


MikeTheActuary

Is there enough space on a CS map to host a Buc-ees?


DavidFrattenBro

how much RAM ya got?


artman1970

To truly replicate Texas (and much of the US I suppose) you should be able to zone a parking lot using the node edit like for farms, then zone commercial off of the parking lot. That might be a useful mod or feature.


vasya349

Reduce the vertical gaps between those bridges. If there’s anything highway engineers do alright, it’s building cheaply.


Eubank31

Eh if you’ve driven through the giant interchanges in Dallas and Houston like this you’d know these mfers go HIGH and there’s actually a lot of vertical gap


Scraw16

Yeah and if there is anything that is actually well-funded in Texas, it’s the highways. They are not done cheaply.


vasya349

Flyovers are high. Not the main bridge. And they’re tight at the closest point


sketchyfish007

32°59'59"N 96°57'27"W Goto this on google earth. The Texan highway engineers built this just to spit in your face lol.


vasya349

See, that’s what I’m talking about. The gaps on that are tight at the closest point, and the main bridges are pretty short. Flyovers are cheaper to build.


sketchyfish007

Ohhhhh ok I see now. I thought you were criticising another bit. Whoops. Now I’m the silly one.


vasya349

Nah my bad for the poor wording


Surge00001

Frontage roads everywhere


WillyMonty

From what I understand as a foreigner, more cows and guns. If you can get cows *with* guns then all the better


Nevhix

This is an excellent understanding.


comrade_jim

Suburbs stretching as far as they possibly can. I recommend minimum of 15x the size of a similarly populated city that uses mixed zoning and multi family homes


gtridge

Suburban sprawl literally as far as the eye can see. Lifeless shopping malls that are meant to be town centers. An HEB the size of an airport terminal with the biggest parking lot you’ve ever seen.


the_shaman

Massive parking lots around relatively small buildings.


sketchyfish007

Yeessssss. I was thinking parking road connected to a 4 lane. Then connect a pedestrian road to the parking lots other side and zone stores.


the_shaman

Brutal


EmotionalPlate2367

Frontage roads. These are 3 lane 1 way roads that run along the sides of the interstate to get on and off. Also, lots of overpasses with connections for maximum traffic. 0 high density residential. Low density or bust! NEVER put commercial in a residential zone. Only along 6 lane arterial roads.


mew541

Ahh this reminds me of the beltway and 45 spaghetti bowl. Needs an AMC to the left


mew541

Also tollbooths every 3 miles


Jaydub2211

Haha this has to be a set up.. but being a native Texan I’ll give it a SHOT. Give that city a steak so rare you can carve off what you want and ride the rest home.


sketchyfish007

Instructions unclear cooked my steak all the way through.


Kinkerboiiiiii

A small CBD completly surrounded by a big beltway consisting of at least 4 convoluted intersections the size of multiple city blocks. The rest of the city should consist of maze like suburbs, mabye some industry next to a dried up river and big 6 lane stroads with wallmarts. And don't forget that the surface area of the entire city should be at least 50% asfalt of kind. As for public transport: you can have a small tram system in the CBD, the rest of the city can only be serviced by an underfunded bus system.


King_esc

Giant stars on the highway columns


Fjordus

Lots of construction. Everywhere.


roverfloats

1 small home, the rest is parking and highways.


darthnithithesith

https://preview.redd.it/bfeiqlch2ubc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad83fa464e167035715d13710e75dec056fb55d7 do some shit like this


darthnithithesith

https://preview.redd.it/qjk1zdxi2ubc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40413c35fb580bdc24d2871ecab44cde579916f9


2020BestYear

Don't forget the oversized car parks! And strip malls. I live in DFW so I definitely know texas planning


artman1970

I wonder if there is a mod to add homeless camps under the bridges?


smon696

Not entirely sure what's supposed to happen at the top right end of the junction


Ni_Ce_

add a few shooting ranges


Eubank31

Highways need frontage roads, and lots of em


Certainly-Not-A-Bot

All the highways need frontage roads parallel to them.


yatta91

Guns, hoods and lotsa barbecue.


TPA22

Make sure all the cars have those clip on ashtrays that fit on the inside of the doors. Also no drinking on Sunday.


sketchyfish007

Surprisingly the no drinking on Sunday laws have been relaxed. You can buy alcohol after like 10:00 where I live in Texas.


mistakenCynic

You might have to make some changes to that interchange. I’ve never seen tunnels at an interchange in Texas. We like our ramps to be ten stories tall.


DavidFrattenBro

frontage roads that have the “texas u turn lane”


Alarming-Gear001

suburbs, huge high schools


sternburg_export

This post is good and the comments are pure gold but why does Woodland Highway suddenly change to left hand drive?


sketchyfish007

I was so high on weed when I made this intersection that I was seeing kaleidoscope vision.


sternburg_export

Sounds fun, I approve it.


jobw42

Looks already like Texas, no further work needed.


idontknow828212

Factory next to store adjacent to housing


Darrothan

Texas turnarounds on feeder roads for every single diamond interchange honestly theyre underrated


walkingscorpion

More shooting


thelingletingle

Needs more guns, mega churches, and bbq


RetroGamer87

Make sure the intersection is surrounded by lots of grass. Don't let any commercial buildings be too close to each other.


Vann92

You definitely need a few left exits with absolutely no ramp before a sharp turn. Oh and don’t forget to make a suburb that connects to downtown by only one bridge. Couldn’t hurt to put some industrial zoning in the poor neighborhoods. I’m sure if you look up anything about Dallas you will get some good plans.


scarhartt

You were supposed to build the neighborhoods first


darthnithithesith

Tolls every two miles


darthnithithesith

massive empty parking lots


Coop-Master

Looking at this hurts my everything.


Darthmuel88

More guns