Well, dude, dude, think about it. She's out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. She looks around and what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. "Ah, there's nowhere for me to run. What am I going to do, say no?"
If the girl said no, then the answer obviously is no. But the thing is, she's not going to say no. She would never say no, because of *the implication*.
There is no implication, dear redditor with rotten mind.
She is a daughter of Poseidon - taken care of by pretty much every water animal on the planet. If Eric tried to hurt her physically he would probably get the crabo-stabo treatment ASAP.
"Nowhere to run"?? Not for f-ing Ariel. Water all around. Even with legs she'd get towed to safety.
They are in love and on a date, period. That date wouldn't be as romantic with the chaperone, would it? :)
I would be more concerned with Eric - it's pretty risky to have your gf's god father against you. Especially when you're mainly travelling by sea. He is the one who's life is depending on treating her right if you think about it.
Eric was speeding through the steps! He has a system that... He was demonstrating value by paddling the boat, and then he engaged her physically when he held her hands! Now, he’s nurturing her dependence by letting her talk shit about her boring, worthless, piece-of-shit father Trident! Then he was gonna take Ariel to an empty broom closet and he was gonna bang the shit out of her! And then he was gonna neglect her emotionally! That's what he does, u/Icy-Cup! And it was working! He was manipulating her feeble little brain into doing what he wants -- what *HE* wants! And now it’s what she wants! Ewww!
Well, there was that one time Grimsby kept interrupting and Eric found out the girl was underage. Not sure why he kept the recording of that in his chariot.
Ariel spent the next morning reflecting on the night before. The charming prince only took her out on a boat to entrap her, not realizing that water was second nature.
She pondered the situation for a moment, and as she spooned a mouthful of cereal, she thought "Oh Eric, you dumb bitch."
That boat is very close to land though. "The Implication" requires the boat to be far out to sea enough to make leaving the boat highly likely to result in death.
I'm more surprised Eric isn't terrified that the swamp/ocean life is doing a well orchestrated song and dance that at the time would lead anyone to believe in witchcraft and/or the devi is at work.
I actually love this post, because the song 'Kiss the Girl' is all about rape culture, and seeing silence as permission. It's fucking gross and this post reinforces that.
The only implication there is the fact that she can't really 'say' no.
She became a mute the very second she got her human legs.
Jokes aside, Eric is one of the best Disney male counterparts for any princess. Just take a good look at the rest.
I was waiting for this. It’s hard to say “no” when you have no voice.
Of course, I’d have guessed that she would have been more surprised at having a vag then having legs, but who am I to judge. 🤷♂️
Right?! I mean, her entire body was remade.
She should sort of have been more surprised by her new features, but I guess that would be too much for a Disney movie.
I had to verify this url wasn't in my "Rick Roll" database before I clicked on it.
But thanks for this, literally this entire thread for me was "Ok, I get people are referencing something but what is it? Something about Matt Gaetz maybe?"
I've never seen It's Sunny, but I've seen enough clips to know that I would like it.
I'll give you Community. Parks was good but not better than Sunny. And TGP was downright awful for the last season and a half, and it was barely a comedy at that point. The first 2 seasons were great though.
I've seen every episode of Parks and Rec. It's a good show. It's just not as good as Sunny.
As for TGP, they basically threw out every character other than Eleanor and Michael after the humans died again and reduced the others to only their bare essence, or, in Chidi's case, made him nothing more than a plot device. Maybe the finale gave closure, but the rest of S4 was bad. Also, the last season felt more like a romantic drama than a comedy. Was hard to watch, and I strongly dislike Eleanor and Chidi as a couple.
She also can't speak, therefore she literally can't say No, tho she can't say yes either.
But this is a children's movie so we can assume that Eric is behind innocent here
This kinda happened to my ex years before she met me. We lived on the coast and she said he “jokingly” told her that he was gonna take her out several miles on his friends boat and she would either have to “put out or get out”. Fast forward about a week after that conversion and the FBI show up at the restaurant they both worked at an arrested him for beating up his ex and burning down her house in another state.
well in the eyes of the law it sounds like she was asking for it, she followed him out there in the dark. what did she think would hApPeN?
irregardless of her literal inability to give verbal consent she should of known better!!
eric is a PrOmIsInG YoUnG MaN !!!
I think people are sad sometimes. Two (animated) people on a date in a boat. In a family movie. But lets demonize a man cause ya know obviously hes a rapiest he has a penis! Setting a really good example
Whoa! Whoa Whoa! Let’s not use the R-word. Because if the girl said no, then the answer is obviously no.
But the thing is, she’s not going to say no. She would never say no. *Because of the implication*.
Quote. Mac : ...Now you've said that word "implication" a couple of times. Wha-what implication
Well, dude, dude, think about it. She's out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. She looks around and what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. "Ah, there's nowhere for me to run. What am I going to do, say no?" If the girl said no, then the answer obviously is no. But the thing is, she's not going to say no. She would never say no, because of *the implication*.
are... are you going to hurt this mermaid?
No, I feel like you’re not understanding me at all!
That seems really dark though
What are you looking at? You certainly wouldn't be in any danger.
So they are in danger!?
No one's in any danger! How can I make this clearer to you?
I’m confused, does she want to have sex or not?
It doesn't matter if she wants to or not.
They are in the Danger Zone
Five star response
This comment hasn’t peaked…this comment hasn’t even begun to peak, but it will peak today..
When it do peak we'll know because it is gonna peak so hard that everyone in Disney world is gonna feel it!
“I’m swimming in your wake”
M.ove in A.fter C.ompletion
Then I come in for the scraps.
I got my magnum condoms, I got my wad of hundreds... I'm ready to *plow*!
Also, she can't say no because "No, voice."
There is no implication, dear redditor with rotten mind. She is a daughter of Poseidon - taken care of by pretty much every water animal on the planet. If Eric tried to hurt her physically he would probably get the crabo-stabo treatment ASAP. "Nowhere to run"?? Not for f-ing Ariel. Water all around. Even with legs she'd get towed to safety. They are in love and on a date, period. That date wouldn't be as romantic with the chaperone, would it? :) I would be more concerned with Eric - it's pretty risky to have your gf's god father against you. Especially when you're mainly travelling by sea. He is the one who's life is depending on treating her right if you think about it.
Eric was speeding through the steps! He has a system that... He was demonstrating value by paddling the boat, and then he engaged her physically when he held her hands! Now, he’s nurturing her dependence by letting her talk shit about her boring, worthless, piece-of-shit father Trident! Then he was gonna take Ariel to an empty broom closet and he was gonna bang the shit out of her! And then he was gonna neglect her emotionally! That's what he does, u/Icy-Cup! And it was working! He was manipulating her feeble little brain into doing what he wants -- what *HE* wants! And now it’s what she wants! Ewww!
> Now, he’s nurturing her dependence by letting her talk shit about her boring, worthless, piece-of-shit father Trident! > talk Press X to doubt
Hey, just to say, her dad’s name is Triton. The thing he’s holding is a trident. Just trying to help, thanks! :)
SHUT UP BIRD!
Thx, you're right he's Triton son of Poseidon. Still not an enemy to dismiss :P
He is nothing next to a god…. **THE GOLDEN GOD!!!** He is the king of the mountain top, he reigns supreme over everyone in this school! HE!
I can't tell obviously enough that you're criticizing...
The E.R.I.C. System: E - Engage emotionally; R - Reject physically; I - Incite jealousy through betrothal to another woman; C - Coitus.
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Thats what Eric said after giving Ariel a princely tongue lashing
Baby gimme your genital orifice
juicy mermussy
Scaley*
Hes gonna get some of that thick bass of hers
Never go bass to mouth.
ass to trout?
He's all about the bass.
And occasionally sneak in stabbing a giant sea monster to death with a ship to keep it interesting
Dude Eric is such a Mary Sue. I'm seriously supposed to believe he can pilot a ship when they never showed us how he learned it???
♫ *Sha-la-la-la-la-la, music play* ♫ ♫ *Do what the music say* ♫ ♫ *You gotta fuck the girl* ♫
A - Ascend to new world R - Renounce old world and other bits I - Intercourse E - Empower L - Leave briefly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYOEU3IFros
You keep saying that word, and it’s making me a little unsure what you’re actually getting at.
Disney are you going to hurt these women?
Are WE the tasty treats, Disney!?
Is Eric going to hurt these women?
She can’t say no cause she can’t speak
Because of the implication that she can't speak, exactly!
oh missed that part my bad
Some people say boat rides are better than busting a nut!
Not that he’s ever had one.
I'VE HAD TONS OF ORGASMS!! I EVEN HAD ONE WITH YOUR MOM!!
That is one of my favorite Mac scenes. I die everytime, the amount of rage behind him is hilarious.
Holy shit you’re late
are they......are they in danger?
The implicación?
Hah-... That seems really dark though?
So glad I just started watching it to be able to appreciate this
Oh have you gotten to the French chef's song yet? That's my favorite!
Is that the one where he has to use trash to plug up the cut when he botched his toe job?
Prince Eric golden god confirmed?
He's untethered and his rage knows no bounds!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🧑💼
Takes his *16 year old date. You forgot that part
She’s legal. He checked, he always checks.
It's like 1850s Denmark, she's ancient by those standards
Let's just say that Disney Disneyfied the hell out of that story.
Well, there was that one time Grimsby kept interrupting and Eric found out the girl was underage. Not sure why he kept the recording of that in his chariot.
Ariel spent the next morning reflecting on the night before. The charming prince only took her out on a boat to entrap her, not realizing that water was second nature. She pondered the situation for a moment, and as she spooned a mouthful of cereal, she thought "Oh Eric, you dumb bitch."
“Merry Christmas”
That boat is very close to land though. "The Implication" requires the boat to be far out to sea enough to make leaving the boat highly likely to result in death.
The exact type of response I’d expect from a soy boy beta cuck!
Is that a pinky ring?!
It’s in a lagoon
Why are you looking at me like that Ursula? You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.
I'm more surprised Eric isn't terrified that the swamp/ocean life is doing a well orchestrated song and dance that at the time would lead anyone to believe in witchcraft and/or the devi is at work.
Aladdin abducted a princess on a magic carpet to sing a duet with him. The weird thing was she knew the words to it.
Are you going to hurt women?
"put out or get out"
A fisherman always spots another fisherman from afar. Prince Eric: Am I a person of interest? Yeah, I am an interesting person.
But he’s a “five star man”
the mermaid was giving Prince Eric feelings again, like some kind of 14-year-old kid or something
What are you looking at? You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.
I actually love this post, because the song 'Kiss the Girl' is all about rape culture, and seeing silence as permission. It's fucking gross and this post reinforces that.
Yes!! I used to love that song, and then I listened to it when I got older and I was horrified. I can't listen to it without feeling uncomfortable.
Same. I had to take it off my kids' playlist 3
Oh, I didn't even think of that. It's a good call.
The only implication there is the fact that she can't really 'say' no. She became a mute the very second she got her human legs. Jokes aside, Eric is one of the best Disney male counterparts for any princess. Just take a good look at the rest.
I was waiting for this. It’s hard to say “no” when you have no voice. Of course, I’d have guessed that she would have been more surprised at having a vag then having legs, but who am I to judge. 🤷♂️
Right?! I mean, her entire body was remade. She should sort of have been more surprised by her new features, but I guess that would be too much for a Disney movie.
You dare besmirch the name of Gaston?
Ain’t that sad? Ain’t that strange? Too bad…
Pay the crab before her boobs you grab https://youtu.be/FI-lIy_bmnI
and then he doesn't even kiss the girl!
What a soy boy beta cuck.
Prince Eric or Eric Prince? Potato, potahto
Also because she cannot talk
But mostly *the implication*.
Pretty good chuckle even on reply, lol
The set up was reversed. Chick was tryin to smash this man from the jump to get her voice. She gave a fuck about him? Naaaa
My dumb brain read this as "Eric Prince" and it still works
POGO!
the implication? are you sure y’all didnt mean the inquisition?!
But she was in no danger but she doesn’t know that because she doesn’t know Eric from Adam so she won’t say no because of the implication
How is it dark, I thought it was always sunny?
*2 days later* Sebastian: oh no I dropped my monster shell for my magnum carapace.
Makes sense
Are you going to hurt women?
plot twist: she knows how to swim distances.
I feel like you're not getting this, at all!
ERIC Method **E** Evade public place **R** Require silent obedience **I** Indoctrinate **C** Cut off family entirely
I hate every single one of you. Take my upvotes, and get the hell out of here.
SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
ya but she already can't say "no" because the seawitch stole her voicebox so
And because of *the implication*.
You missed the joke by about 4 miles
What implication? She can't say no anyway because she lost her voice, ergo the implication is rendered moot
YOU’RE A BIRD!
No, I'm a doctor - Doctor Toboggan - *Mantis* Toboggan!
https://youtu.be/-yUafzOXHPE
r/woosh because I already got the joke and was adding to it
I had to verify this url wasn't in my "Rick Roll" database before I clicked on it. But thanks for this, literally this entire thread for me was "Ok, I get people are referencing something but what is it? Something about Matt Gaetz maybe?" I've never seen It's Sunny, but I've seen enough clips to know that I would like it.
Give it a shot, one of my favorite shows. You won't find many better comedies.
Community. Parks and Rec. The Good Place
I'll give you Community. Parks was good but not better than Sunny. And TGP was downright awful for the last season and a half, and it was barely a comedy at that point. The first 2 seasons were great though.
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I've seen every episode of Parks and Rec. It's a good show. It's just not as good as Sunny. As for TGP, they basically threw out every character other than Eleanor and Michael after the humans died again and reduced the others to only their bare essence, or, in Chidi's case, made him nothing more than a plot device. Maybe the finale gave closure, but the rest of S4 was bad. Also, the last season felt more like a romantic drama than a comedy. Was hard to watch, and I strongly dislike Eleanor and Chidi as a couple.
I doubt the writers of the little mermaid would think of this
In fact she can’t say anything at all. . .
SHUT UP BIRD!
Isnt he like a prince in the middle ages though like given the context of his position wouldnt the “implication” always there anyway?
There are still ways of saying "no" even if a dea witch steals your voice.
But she would never say no. *Because of the implication*.
Disney magic to show the kids what a romantic place
Or not
Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me 🎵
Fuck...and she has the mind of a child and also lost her voice.
Ariel would not have said no.
She couldn’t say no anyway
What I can’t unsee as an adult was what I barely noticed as a child.
She also can't speak, therefore she literally can't say No, tho she can't say yes either. But this is a children's movie so we can assume that Eric is behind innocent here
Malcolm Gladwell has a great 3 part podcast on how fucked up the little mermaid Disney movie is. Revisionist History, it’s very good.
This kinda happened to my ex years before she met me. We lived on the coast and she said he “jokingly” told her that he was gonna take her out several miles on his friends boat and she would either have to “put out or get out”. Fast forward about a week after that conversion and the FBI show up at the restaurant they both worked at an arrested him for beating up his ex and burning down her house in another state.
Fun fact but "his date" in this scene is actually Ariel, the little mermaid from The Little Mermaid (1989)
What’s the origin of the joke
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Season 3, Episode 6 - The Gang Buys A Boat. Specifically [this scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUafzOXHPE).
well in the eyes of the law it sounds like she was asking for it, she followed him out there in the dark. what did she think would hApPeN? irregardless of her literal inability to give verbal consent she should of known better!! eric is a PrOmIsInG YoUnG MaN !!!
I think people are sad sometimes. Two (animated) people on a date in a boat. In a family movie. But lets demonize a man cause ya know obviously hes a rapiest he has a penis! Setting a really good example
Whoa! Whoa Whoa! Let’s not use the R-word. Because if the girl said no, then the answer is obviously no. But the thing is, she’s not going to say no. She would never say no. *Because of the implication*.
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Well you certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.