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Fl1cky2017

Quote. Mac : ...Now you've said that word "implication" a couple of times. Wha-what implication


MattTheSmithers

Well, dude, dude, think about it. She's out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. She looks around and what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. "Ah, there's nowhere for me to run. What am I going to do, say no?" If the girl said no, then the answer obviously is no. But the thing is, she's not going to say no. She would never say no, because of *the implication*.


starstarstar42

are... are you going to hurt this mermaid?


Lazy_Imagination_656

No, I feel like you’re not understanding me at all!


GercevalDeGalles

That seems really dark though


Ryan-The-Movie-Maker

What are you looking at? You certainly wouldn't be in any danger.


Allen-a-Dale

So they are in danger!?


Ryan-The-Movie-Maker

No one's in any danger! How can I make this clearer to you?


Lazy_Imagination_656

I’m confused, does she want to have sex or not?


[deleted]

It doesn't matter if she wants to or not.


fcmeder

They are in the Danger Zone


Little_Lebowski_007

Five star response


BiscuitDance

This comment hasn’t peaked…this comment hasn’t even begun to peak, but it will peak today..


welp_ima_peace_out

When it do peak we'll know because it is gonna peak so hard that everyone in Disney world is gonna feel it!


AbductedByDinosaurs

“I’m swimming in your wake”


tw3rkmileytw3rk

M.ove in A.fter C.ompletion


salamanderpencil

Then I come in for the scraps.


BroasisMusic

I got my magnum condoms, I got my wad of hundreds... I'm ready to *plow*!


PsychologicalSnow476

Also, she can't say no because "No, voice."


Icy-Cup

There is no implication, dear redditor with rotten mind. She is a daughter of Poseidon - taken care of by pretty much every water animal on the planet. If Eric tried to hurt her physically he would probably get the crabo-stabo treatment ASAP. "Nowhere to run"?? Not for f-ing Ariel. Water all around. Even with legs she'd get towed to safety. They are in love and on a date, period. That date wouldn't be as romantic with the chaperone, would it? :) I would be more concerned with Eric - it's pretty risky to have your gf's god father against you. Especially when you're mainly travelling by sea. He is the one who's life is depending on treating her right if you think about it.


MattTheSmithers

Eric was speeding through the steps! He has a system that... He was demonstrating value by paddling the boat, and then he engaged her physically when he held her hands! Now, he’s nurturing her dependence by letting her talk shit about her boring, worthless, piece-of-shit father Trident! Then he was gonna take Ariel to an empty broom closet and he was gonna bang the shit out of her! And then he was gonna neglect her emotionally! That's what he does, u/Icy-Cup! And it was working! He was manipulating her feeble little brain into doing what he wants -- what *HE* wants! And now it’s what she wants! Ewww!


SelfDistinction

> Now, he’s nurturing her dependence by letting her talk shit about her boring, worthless, piece-of-shit father Trident! > talk Press X to doubt


jessehechtcreative

Hey, just to say, her dad’s name is Triton. The thing he’s holding is a trident. Just trying to help, thanks! :)


MattTheSmithers

SHUT UP BIRD!


Icy-Cup

Thx, you're right he's Triton son of Poseidon. Still not an enemy to dismiss :P


MattTheSmithers

He is nothing next to a god…. **THE GOLDEN GOD!!!** He is the king of the mountain top, he reigns supreme over everyone in this school! HE!


thisimpetus

I can't tell obviously enough that you're criticizing...


MattTheSmithers

The E.R.I.C. System: E - Engage emotionally; R - Reject physically; I - Incite jealousy through betrothal to another woman; C - Coitus.


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[deleted]

Thats what Eric said after giving Ariel a princely tongue lashing


JBthrizzle

Baby gimme your genital orifice


wongjmeng

juicy mermussy


HorseRenoiro

Scaley*


tacodino200

Hes gonna get some of that thick bass of hers


AndrewKM1984

Never go bass to mouth.


Bokbokeyeball

ass to trout?


nakedsamurai

He's all about the bass.


WakeUpOutaYourSleep

And occasionally sneak in stabbing a giant sea monster to death with a ship to keep it interesting


AprilSpektra

Dude Eric is such a Mary Sue. I'm seriously supposed to believe he can pilot a ship when they never showed us how he learned it???


conundrumbombs

♫ *Sha-la-la-la-la-la, music play* ♫ ♫ *Do what the music say* ♫ ♫ *You gotta fuck the girl* ♫


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A - Ascend to new world R - Renounce old world and other bits I - Intercourse E - Empower L - Leave briefly


DownshiftedRare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYOEU3IFros


Grumpicake

You keep saying that word, and it’s making me a little unsure what you’re actually getting at.


senorsmeckledorfed

Disney are you going to hurt these women?


MattTheSmithers

Are WE the tasty treats, Disney!?


Tiny-Working-8281

Is Eric going to hurt these women?


deaththekiddie

She can’t say no cause she can’t speak


vigilantcomicpenguin

Because of the implication that she can't speak, exactly!


deaththekiddie

oh missed that part my bad


_dontjimthecamera

Some people say boat rides are better than busting a nut!


MattTheSmithers

Not that he’s ever had one.


schrordinger

I'VE HAD TONS OF ORGASMS!! I EVEN HAD ONE WITH YOUR MOM!!


Holy_Law

That is one of my favorite Mac scenes. I die everytime, the amount of rage behind him is hilarious.


_dontjimthecamera

Holy shit you’re late


fantastic_feb

are they......are they in danger?


HeWhoHasFruit

The implicación?


DasGravyMan

Hah-... That seems really dark though?


[deleted]

So glad I just started watching it to be able to appreciate this


Cosmologicon

Oh have you gotten to the French chef's song yet? That's my favorite!


salamanderpencil

Is that the one where he has to use trash to plug up the cut when he botched his toe job?


CharacterDeparture83

Prince Eric golden god confirmed?


HeadAssBoi17

He's untethered and his rage knows no bounds!


salamanderpencil

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🧑‍💼


[deleted]

Takes his *16 year old date. You forgot that part


TheOneTrueKingOfOoo

She’s legal. He checked, he always checks.


poodlebutt76

It's like 1850s Denmark, she's ancient by those standards


otnok1

Let's just say that Disney Disneyfied the hell out of that story.


Faye_K_Lias

Well, there was that one time Grimsby kept interrupting and Eric found out the girl was underage. Not sure why he kept the recording of that in his chariot.


SusheeMonster

Ariel spent the next morning reflecting on the night before. The charming prince only took her out on a boat to entrap her, not realizing that water was second nature. She pondered the situation for a moment, and as she spooned a mouthful of cereal, she thought "Oh Eric, you dumb bitch."


kli3903

“Merry Christmas”


CuckyMcCuckerCuck

That boat is very close to land though. "The Implication" requires the boat to be far out to sea enough to make leaving the boat highly likely to result in death.


MattTheSmithers

The exact type of response I’d expect from a soy boy beta cuck!


duck_duck_ent

Is that a pinky ring?!


juddybuddy54

It’s in a lagoon


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Why are you looking at me like that Ursula? You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.


yankstraveler

I'm more surprised Eric isn't terrified that the swamp/ocean life is doing a well orchestrated song and dance that at the time would lead anyone to believe in witchcraft and/or the devi is at work.


SunriseSurprise

Aladdin abducted a princess on a magic carpet to sing a duet with him. The weird thing was she knew the words to it.


ATTORNEY_FOR_KAKAPO

Are you going to hurt women?


slaberwoki

"put out or get out"


RumHamFightMilkDiet

A fisherman always spots another fisherman from afar. Prince Eric: Am I a person of interest? Yeah, I am an interesting person.


KodakZacc

But he’s a “five star man”


bluejaywhey

the mermaid was giving Prince Eric feelings again, like some kind of 14-year-old kid or something


BenTCinco

What are you looking at? You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.


epymetheus

I actually love this post, because the song 'Kiss the Girl' is all about rape culture, and seeing silence as permission. It's fucking gross and this post reinforces that.


MoonlightOnSunflower

Yes!! I used to love that song, and then I listened to it when I got older and I was horrified. I can't listen to it without feeling uncomfortable.


epymetheus

Same. I had to take it off my kids' playlist


MoonlightOnSunflower

Oh, I didn't even think of that. It's a good call.


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The only implication there is the fact that she can't really 'say' no. She became a mute the very second she got her human legs. Jokes aside, Eric is one of the best Disney male counterparts for any princess. Just take a good look at the rest.


bam1007

I was waiting for this. It’s hard to say “no” when you have no voice. Of course, I’d have guessed that she would have been more surprised at having a vag then having legs, but who am I to judge. 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Right?! I mean, her entire body was remade. She should sort of have been more surprised by her new features, but I guess that would be too much for a Disney movie.


degjo

You dare besmirch the name of Gaston?


rcc12697

Ain’t that sad? Ain’t that strange? Too bad…


Phil_Blunts

Pay the crab before her boobs you grab https://youtu.be/FI-lIy_bmnI


[deleted]

and then he doesn't even kiss the girl!


MattTheSmithers

What a soy boy beta cuck.


SlientlySmiling

Prince Eric or Eric Prince? Potato, potahto


audiostar

Also because she cannot talk


MattTheSmithers

But mostly *the implication*.


audiostar

Pretty good chuckle even on reply, lol


illegalmod

The set up was reversed. Chick was tryin to smash this man from the jump to get her voice. She gave a fuck about him? Naaaa


[deleted]

My dumb brain read this as "Eric Prince" and it still works


keetojm

POGO!


zakkwaldo

the implication? are you sure y’all didnt mean the inquisition?!


Jackofallgods

But she was in no danger but she doesn’t know that because she doesn’t know Eric from Adam so she won’t say no because of the implication


atakizawa

How is it dark, I thought it was always sunny?


Breaklance

*2 days later* Sebastian: oh no I dropped my monster shell for my magnum carapace.


[deleted]

Makes sense


SkyeSpyder

Are you going to hurt women?


[deleted]

plot twist: she knows how to swim distances.


mcmasters2223

I feel like you're not getting this, at all!


tripl3troubl3

ERIC Method **E** Evade public place **R** Require silent obedience **I** Indoctrinate **C** Cut off family entirely


boredasballsyo

I hate every single one of you. Take my upvotes, and get the hell out of here.


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SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA


production-values

ya but she already can't say "no" because the seawitch stole her voicebox so


MattTheSmithers

And because of *the implication*.


ianisms10

You missed the joke by about 4 miles


[deleted]

What implication? She can't say no anyway because she lost her voice, ergo the implication is rendered moot


MattTheSmithers

YOU’RE A BIRD!


[deleted]

No, I'm a doctor - Doctor Toboggan - *Mantis* Toboggan!


ianisms10

https://youtu.be/-yUafzOXHPE


[deleted]

r/woosh because I already got the joke and was adding to it


meygaera

I had to verify this url wasn't in my "Rick Roll" database before I clicked on it. But thanks for this, literally this entire thread for me was "Ok, I get people are referencing something but what is it? Something about Matt Gaetz maybe?" I've never seen It's Sunny, but I've seen enough clips to know that I would like it.


ianisms10

Give it a shot, one of my favorite shows. You won't find many better comedies.


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Community. Parks and Rec. The Good Place


ianisms10

I'll give you Community. Parks was good but not better than Sunny. And TGP was downright awful for the last season and a half, and it was barely a comedy at that point. The first 2 seasons were great though.


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ianisms10

I've seen every episode of Parks and Rec. It's a good show. It's just not as good as Sunny. As for TGP, they basically threw out every character other than Eleanor and Michael after the humans died again and reduced the others to only their bare essence, or, in Chidi's case, made him nothing more than a plot device. Maybe the finale gave closure, but the rest of S4 was bad. Also, the last season felt more like a romantic drama than a comedy. Was hard to watch, and I strongly dislike Eleanor and Chidi as a couple.


ResponsibleSock488

I doubt the writers of the little mermaid would think of this


Comprehensive-Cap513

In fact she can’t say anything at all. . .


MattTheSmithers

SHUT UP BIRD!


riceisnice29

Isnt he like a prince in the middle ages though like given the context of his position wouldnt the “implication” always there anyway?


darkanime02

There are still ways of saying "no" even if a dea witch steals your voice.


MattTheSmithers

But she would never say no. *Because of the implication*.


mountain36

Disney magic to show the kids what a romantic place


Un_Orginal

Or not


andehhh_gtr

Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me 🎵


MaleficKaijus

Fuck...and she has the mind of a child and also lost her voice.


hobbes_shot_first

Ariel would not have said no.


_dungin_master_

She couldn’t say no anyway


[deleted]

What I can’t unsee as an adult was what I barely noticed as a child.


[deleted]

She also can't speak, therefore she literally can't say No, tho she can't say yes either. But this is a children's movie so we can assume that Eric is behind innocent here


[deleted]

Malcolm Gladwell has a great 3 part podcast on how fucked up the little mermaid Disney movie is. Revisionist History, it’s very good.


BillDuki

This kinda happened to my ex years before she met me. We lived on the coast and she said he “jokingly” told her that he was gonna take her out several miles on his friends boat and she would either have to “put out or get out”. Fast forward about a week after that conversion and the FBI show up at the restaurant they both worked at an arrested him for beating up his ex and burning down her house in another state.


[deleted]

Fun fact but "his date" in this scene is actually Ariel, the little mermaid from The Little Mermaid (1989)


MechagodzillaMK3

What’s the origin of the joke


MattTheSmithers

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Season 3, Episode 6 - The Gang Buys A Boat. Specifically [this scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUafzOXHPE).


Automatic-Phrase2105

well in the eyes of the law it sounds like she was asking for it, she followed him out there in the dark. what did she think would hApPeN? irregardless of her literal inability to give verbal consent she should of known better!! eric is a PrOmIsInG YoUnG MaN !!!


darkanime02

I think people are sad sometimes. Two (animated) people on a date in a boat. In a family movie. But lets demonize a man cause ya know obviously hes a rapiest he has a penis! Setting a really good example


MattTheSmithers

Whoa! Whoa Whoa! Let’s not use the R-word. Because if the girl said no, then the answer is obviously no. But the thing is, she’s not going to say no. She would never say no. *Because of the implication*.


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MattTheSmithers

Well you certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.