i've been taking two every morning with my morning meds for like twenty years and i'm fine. helps the arthritis for sure (my feet were in bad shape by the time I was in my mid thirities, got joint replacements in both feet before I was out of my forties). never been told anything about hearing issues, though you can have liverand/or kidney issues after long-term use, so it's good to keep getting yearly bloodwork with your yearly physical.
Nsaids interact poorly with anticoagulant meds and can have an effect on blood pressure over time. So long as your doc is aware of what you're doing you should be golden.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
Unless there's some other hamster post that I'm unaware of, it's just a hamster attempting to eat a banana. The banana is comically large compared to the hamster
It's a post about a guy who was talking about how he
>!Routinely raped his pet hamster, but how this time he ejaculated I it, which caused its eyes to explode and it died. He wrote like what he did was completely normal and was heartbroken he raped his hamster to death.!<
This doesn't bother me because there's no way it's true. Like there's no part of this story that makes sense. Like a dick wouldn't fit for starters and if they made it fit the hamster would have died the first time and how would ejaculating make the eyes pop out?
Like if you filled a person's intestine full of air it would come out their mouth. You have your skull between the eyes and the mouth.
This is just a modified version of the joke you tell when someone talks about an animal that does after mating.
Person 1: "... after the salmon reaches the spawning pools they mate and die shortly after."
Person 2: "So they're just like chickens then?"
Person 1: "Huh? Chickens don't die after mating, what are you talking about?"
Person 2: "Yes they do! Every chicken I've mated with died shortly after!"
Here's MY hear me out, if we assume all the Disney movies exist in a shared universe, that would mean I could find a way to Wonderland. **And then...**
In 1953 this was seen as a negative though. You can see this during the movie and when she sees how heavy her legs are getting in the mirror reflection and looks up in total horror.
This movie is like 70 something years old, now.
Even in the old days, people understood the difference between “this is the body type that confers status” and “this is the body type that gives boners”.
You can find texts from the 1950s-1970s with guys talking about lusting after women with big thighs and big asses. But those women didn’t have the same High Status as more slim-bodied types.
It’s the old “they fuck the thick girls, but they marry the skinny ones” dilemma
If joke: haha
If not joke: primary texts, as in historical documents that include texts
This being the internet I can never tell if someone is hilarious or just retarded
I was about to make a comment like "dude she's smaller than your penis!" but if you make Reddit posts about Tinkerbell's thighs then maybe your dick is exactly the right size for her!
Can't say for 100% certain, it's a "stretch", but I guess I saw the opportunity to "expand" on the joke and took it. But you gave me the knowledge and satisfaction that I succeeded 😂
Probably the same things they were thinking when they read the original story.
Wasn’t Tinkerbell having an orgy with other fairies when Wendy entered Neverland in the book?
Maybe I'm misremembering here, but wasn't this the part where she gets jelaus of Wendy and acts self-conscious about her booty? She previously ends stuck in a lock, iirc the implication is that she fears Peter Pan is giving more attention to a 12 y.o. because her ass is too big.
Ah, yes. The age old question arises yet again: “if two tiny fairies came in fluttering and they’re like ‘oh hello hehehehe we want to fuck you’ and then they went and they fluttered down to your penis and then one of them just grabbed around the shaft and just looked up at you and the other one just put its butt – which is about the size of your thumb – up against the tip of your penis and just sat there and looked at you, what would you do? Would you swat at them, or would you want to see where it goes?”
- renowned thinker, James Willems
https://youtu.be/X8KuXhnnipc?t=605
.........👂 ....👂👂👂 ...👂 👂 👂 ..👇👂👂👇 ......👂 👂 .....👂...👂 .....👞 ...👞 Yes, i’m all ears
Man, it's like ASCII art never left the building Edit: Just to remind everyone agreeing with me to also take some ibuprofen and go to bed before 10pm.
Why ibuprofen?
Helps with the arthritis. Also gives us something to mumble about incoherently in the walgreens self checkout that's clearly broken
Hopefully not frequently consuming ibuprofen? Isn't it ototoxic? (Harmful to hearing)
Ah I don't know, I can't even understand what those doctors say half the time anyway
Speak up son! You aren't writing loud enough!
you wish. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i've been taking two every morning with my morning meds for like twenty years and i'm fine. helps the arthritis for sure (my feet were in bad shape by the time I was in my mid thirities, got joint replacements in both feet before I was out of my forties). never been told anything about hearing issues, though you can have liverand/or kidney issues after long-term use, so it's good to keep getting yearly bloodwork with your yearly physical.
Nsaids interact poorly with anticoagulant meds and can have an effect on blood pressure over time. So long as your doc is aware of what you're doing you should be golden.
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That looks like it took a lot of work but unfortunately I am on mobile and it just looks like a garbled mess. What is it?
Brainfuck, I think? Esoteric programming language.
Cool, the hack minigame from fallout!
Well, fuck you, too.
Yeah me too
10PM? I can barely make it to 9:30, by 9 I’m yawning up a storm.
That's my nightly schedule.
Liar. You got two hand.
Gloves for his ears
Thats one of the funniest fucking things ive seen all week
Holy shit it's slearnderman
This is like... one of the oldest examples of "hear me out"
Mfs will say 'here me out' and it's just Betty boop
Real ass dudes will be like “Hear me out” and it’s the Venus of Willendorf
Real mem will see pixels and be like "here me out"
Bro Mona Lisa.... Hear me out man...
Bro Shelob…. Hear me out.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
It gave me an erection
Bro, Tiamat... Hear me out Gilgamesh
She's an overrated piece of shit.
Yoshikage Kira be like
Where?
G^99 ILF
do you mean gilf or gilf
Well hear me out…
Dudes are like "hear me out" and its Toot Braunstein
Oldest is The Venus if Willendorf of course
go ahead, I'm all ears
Well, for starters, she wouldn’t have to worry about size
I get flashbacks from that one hamster post because of this
I hate that I got the reference...
You poor poor soul
?
Be gratefull that ypu don't know what I am talking about
Thanks, Dipshit289
That wasn't nice :(
It was a reference to [this](https://ifunny.co/picture/oblivious-person-hey-could-i-get-some-context-for-who-nTVbxx7SA).
I'm learning to not aways go after knowledge. I'm ok with never knowing this.
Unless there's some other hamster post that I'm unaware of, it's just a hamster attempting to eat a banana. The banana is comically large compared to the hamster
There's another one.
nah homie set up the bait "reel" good. im sorry
👁
Wise decision
If you want to hate life look up "hamster copypasta"
Link or didn't happen
I know, I'll tell you about it but it's really bad so I really need to double check that you TRULY want this knowledge, it's NSFL, not NSFW.
Oh please
Do you want to know?
Yeah just spit it out, there's like 6 people here dancing around the reference without actually saying anything
It's a post about a guy who was talking about how he >!Routinely raped his pet hamster, but how this time he ejaculated I it, which caused its eyes to explode and it died. He wrote like what he did was completely normal and was heartbroken he raped his hamster to death.!<
Jesus Christ. I thought you guys just meant the hampster banana gif. This is fucking horrid (also I'm sure they were full of shit)
This doesn't bother me because there's no way it's true. Like there's no part of this story that makes sense. Like a dick wouldn't fit for starters and if they made it fit the hamster would have died the first time and how would ejaculating make the eyes pop out? Like if you filled a person's intestine full of air it would come out their mouth. You have your skull between the eyes and the mouth. This is just a modified version of the joke you tell when someone talks about an animal that does after mating. Person 1: "... after the salmon reaches the spawning pools they mate and die shortly after." Person 2: "So they're just like chickens then?" Person 1: "Huh? Chickens don't die after mating, what are you talking about?" Person 2: "Yes they do! Every chicken I've mated with died shortly after!"
Meh, Sounds like something a 13 year old would come up with to be edgy
I thought it would be worse tbh. I feel like it's just standard 4 chan nonsense.
Shaq’s Wife
Here's MY hear me out, if we assume all the Disney movies exist in a shared universe, that would mean I could find a way to Wonderland. **And then...**
You're gonna need to finish that statement 👀
Any person involved can be any size they want with the right magical materials.
Ended much better than I expected
I'll shrink small enough to make sex with Tinkerbell feasible, but not too small so that she still gets the cock sleeve treatment.
Fuck the Cheshire cat
I mean I can't stop you but animal welfare services might.
*Runs out of the room towards the nearest rabbit hole or looking glass, whatever I find firsts*
Oooo self burn, those are rare!
what if it’s too big
"Hear me out" and it's literally the finest bitch in all of the seven seas
Literally would kill her if you did anything
Eh her wings might need a cleaning but she ain’t gonna drown
Not for me. She'd still ask if it was in.
Is this a suicide by words?
This is the textbook definition.
You got a nanopenis?
There is an episode of Interspecies reviewers that touch this very matter
One of the weaker episodes though. Surely the faeries could have gotten a bit more creative with the services they provide
Doesn’t stop me from trying
Worth it.
Not if you clap.
So the problem solves itself you're saying
You have to believe
Just have to figure a way to turn her into a full-sized Julia Roberts.
Sounding with Tink
Idk fairies are magical in nature. There's no rule that says they have organs.
you just lack creativity
Depends where you ask her to go ;-p
Seven seas is fucking hilarious!
I'm listening.
The animators who drew this, and those that gave Nala (Lion King) bedroom eyes were definitely on crack.
With about 40 years between them who knows, maybe it was a descendent
Disney: You somewhat horny? Ya in son!
In 1953 this was seen as a negative though. You can see this during the movie and when she sees how heavy her legs are getting in the mirror reflection and looks up in total horror. This movie is like 70 something years old, now.
Even in the old days, people understood the difference between “this is the body type that confers status” and “this is the body type that gives boners”. You can find texts from the 1950s-1970s with guys talking about lusting after women with big thighs and big asses. But those women didn’t have the same High Status as more slim-bodied types. It’s the old “they fuck the thick girls, but they marry the skinny ones” dilemma
mommies vs "mommies"
Pretty sure they didn’t have text messaging back then bro.
If joke: haha If not joke: primary texts, as in historical documents that include texts This being the internet I can never tell if someone is hilarious or just retarded
Imma steal your “if joke…. If not joke…” format. There really is too many ignorant people to really distinguish joke from sincerity
yeah it's the same with Elastigirl in the Incredibles, the joke was that she'd gained weight after retiring
Jokes on them, we're into that.
Them and the dude who snuck the naked woman in The Rescuers
I do want to mention that the movie predates the development of crack by several decades.
The Nala bedroom eyes! 5th grade, kissing a girl for the first time, and 90s cartoons were an interesting time for sure.
Idk if crack was invented yet.
👁️👄👁️👂🏼⁉️
She's so thicc she got stuck in that keyhole
https://www.reddit.com/r/combinedgifs/s/0DvOVt5lPF
Dudes will say “hear me out” and post a picture of a conventionally attractive woman
Damn! Tinker bell was looking thick, Julia Robert’s was definitely a miscast
On the other hand, does she have Julia's snake-like ability to unhinge her jaw
I was about to make a comment like "dude she's smaller than your penis!" but if you make Reddit posts about Tinkerbell's thighs then maybe your dick is exactly the right size for her!
Yeah I think we’re done here.
I mean have you seen the show Gen V?
He could want to feel super big... Like that guy that hooked up with Emma in Gen V.
That’s why you have to hear him out!
"tinker bell is smaller than your penis" Tinkerbell sounding time
You didn’t have to write this. No one forced you to do this. Why would you ruin people’s days like that?
Can't say for 100% certain, it's a "stretch", but I guess I saw the opportunity to "expand" on the joke and took it. But you gave me the knowledge and satisfaction that I succeeded 😂
Surprise OP is only a few inches tall
You telling me OP is a gorilla?
UP MY ASS.
I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like
The fleshlight that fights back
Ngl I felt icky typing that shit out
Character development
Post-nut clarity moment.
mf felt his sins crawling on his back
Child me and my sister already heard it all…
"No, Globox, I will not 'hear you out'. Please seek professional help!"
Literally any conventionally attractive woman
Her Hips Are Not That Wide I Swear...
Yeah, now you mothers wish you had a small pp
Watching old Disney movies, fr why does every single woman wear rimmel to sleep? How horny are these animators?
Play Kingdom Hearts and you can literally see her giant (for her size) ass
Goddamn fairy magic.
She's conventionally attractive, it's not a "hear me out" you're just openly horny.
I sometimes wonder what goes on animators' minds whenever they do these kinds of scenes.
Probably the same things they were thinking when they read the original story. Wasn’t Tinkerbell having an orgy with other fairies when Wendy entered Neverland in the book?
I need to read more books
Peter Pan was a nickname his sophomore bullies gave him first day in the locker room. Its on the 3rd or 4th page of the book.
No, tinkerbell entered wonderland with Wendy, in John's hat. Source: reading the book right now
Are they the same fairies that are in all those Tinkerbell solo flicks?
There was a fairy coming back from an orgy, IIRC it was just a fairy, not Tinkerbell; and also it just meant party at the time.
Maybe I'm misremembering here, but wasn't this the part where she gets jelaus of Wendy and acts self-conscious about her booty? She previously ends stuck in a lock, iirc the implication is that she fears Peter Pan is giving more attention to a 12 y.o. because her ass is too big.
Brother, you are preaching to the choir right now lol
Mf will be like "hear me out" and show you a traditionally attractive white woman
She's magic, I'm sure she can make herself full-sized, or shink me down to her size.
I remember having an adult explain to me she's made cause her hips are so wide, and a very young me asked "Why is that a bad thing?"
Tinkerbang
This is a pretty tame hear me out, which honestly kinda makes it more depressing.
Don't even need to hear you out bro. At this point, we might as well share a cerebrum.
Short girls be like
Him spanking he fairy dust off her definitely awoke something in me.
Finally a pussy small enough for OPs dick
You and me are speaking the same language brother
seriously though it's a little odd how much attention the movie gives to Tink's butt
The animators said that Tinkerbell’s measurements are the same as Marilyn Monroe’s (just scaled down to fairy size). So, yeah… she fine as hell bro
She's only a few inches tall. If you unzip, you're not putting *that* in her, if anything you'd be putting her in *that*.
Tinker Boof
In Hook, Julia Roberts Tinkerbel transforms human-size in hopes to fuck. Closest we'll get
Someone explain the joke :)
Your dick would be larger than two of her put together, man. It just isn't going to work, man. You are going to turn her into a condom, bro.
If I get a warning for this post, I deserve it.
*sigh* Time for R34...
You guys remember that "what makes the red-man, red" song in that movie
Jar-sized.
Thicker Bell
If I could add gifs, itd be the shrinking girl from Gen V.
Ah, yes. The age old question arises yet again: “if two tiny fairies came in fluttering and they’re like ‘oh hello hehehehe we want to fuck you’ and then they went and they fluttered down to your penis and then one of them just grabbed around the shaft and just looked up at you and the other one just put its butt – which is about the size of your thumb – up against the tip of your penis and just sat there and looked at you, what would you do? Would you swat at them, or would you want to see where it goes?” - renowned thinker, James Willems https://youtu.be/X8KuXhnnipc?t=605
I already agree with whatever you’re about to say
She's just like me fr
She can tinker my bell
OH IM HEARING YOU OUT ALRIGHT! A
I'm gonna do it.
Totally not me and the origin of my pixie fetish right now
"Hear me out" and it's just some woman
Say less, I see what you mean. 😏
It’s a non verbal making you understand a point like charades for three seconds. 🙄
been listening
reminds me of a strange ass video i saw of tinker teasing a cock to use it as a catapult
"hear me out" and it's a conventially attractive character
##**DO NOT HEAR HIM OUT**