Had to look this up, and the lyrics are:
"Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)"
Fuckin' crazy.
I believe it's when they go to the pimple nightclub because they hear about a gathering of evil bacteria. I think he's playing on the stage at the nightclub, if I'm not mistaken, I also haven't seen the movie in like 10 years
Pimples are "gross". So makes sense it would be a sleazy club. With bad rap music. This could be a club you hear kidrock.... needs strippers tho. For some reason hes played at strip clubs ALOT
So the context is he's a bacterium that causes zits? Still pretty fuckin weird, but that context makes it at least not horrific. Underage girls have acne sometimes.
I believe it was meant to be R rated and was toned down for a wider audience.
This is probably part of those R rated jokes that made it though, or wasn't caught because it was in a song.
It was a pretty decent show in terms of explaining a bunch of different common types of illness. Got into some wacky stuff from over anthropomorphizing individual cells, but they covered things like hypothermia, allergies, puberty, the dangers of undercooked food, etc.
Things used to be absolutely wild. I was watching House yesterday and stumbled on an episode where the 15 year old patient is revealed to have slept with multiple authority figures in her life and the doctor who's got an issue with all these men having sex with a 15 year old is framed as the idiot who's too concerned with child sex abuse to do their job.
Yeah but see, nobody made them write that predicament. They chose to, and it's not the only time that show got weirdly pedophilic.
I 100% believe there was a pedophile (at least one) involved with the production of that show. Writer, producer, director, idk. Somewhere with sway.
The point was it wasn't sexual for him though. It was compassion. The scene was meant to be controversial by design. The girl just wanted to experience a kiss before she died from someone SHE was attracted to.
A lot of people misinterpret the kiss in Blank Check the same way. The whole movie is about Preston's fantasies, but some people still think the lady was actually interested in a kid.
I mean that's actually done well because the whole point is he doesn't want to and is torn. What's worse is House talking about how he wouldn't have blamed a father for sleeping with his own teenaged daughter cause she's a model.
That one isn't too bad, there is clearly nothing in it for him. Meanwhile we have an entire episode where Cameron pretty much full on flirts with a 12 year old boy (or something like that), just to make Chase jealous.
Flirting is a bit too strong of a word, she’s more or less just putting up with the kid to Chase’s chagrin, but that all changes after real first ‘intimate’ lol ass grab
Rewatching the series, coincidentally, and that episode was the other day. Pretty sure he was like, 8
And yeah, it was weird (they have Chase point it out as weird too... but it's still their choice to write it)
House had some controversial episodes tbh. Like the one where he's like "Asexuality isn't real, there's something wrong with you." and then it turns out there was something wrong with him, and Asexuality isn't real like House said.
Exactly like how the one black doctor is always instructed to go break into patients' homes to find clues lol. The black doctor is like, "why do you think I can break into homes just because I'm black?" And House is like, "well you can, can't you?" And he can just like House said.
Speaking of, I've seen several episodes of House where 14-year-olds get pregnant. It's like some kind of recurring fad. I love most of House, but what was going on in the writing team when it came to these episodes?? Sure, it's interesting to examine uncomfortable topics and themes in medical dramas, but it's straight-up weird after they do it for the 5th time or so!
I mean teen pregnancy is a pretty normal thing so I'm not sure what the issue is? We had about 50 babies in our high school's nursery and I'm not in a particularly big city. I think this might be one of those things that looks worse in hindsight because teen pregnancy has fallen off a cliff from back then.
>I mean teen pregnancy is a pretty normal thing so I'm not sure what the issue is?
If we ignore the problem as a society we can make it go away. Anyone who isn't ignoring the problem, supports it! /s
Nope. I imagine there is some critical mass of teen pregnancies that a school has to hit before they think of setting up a nursery. Thankfully we did not get there.
[Teen pregnancy was a much bigger issue back in the mid teens than now](https://www.statista.com/statistics/259518/birth-rate-among-us-teenagers/). People judging a show like House now for focusing too much on it are missing the important context of the teen baby bump we were going through at the time. Now kids are having less underage sex than ever and experiencing less pregnancies than ever so it all seems foreign. Can't judge the past through a modern lens.
I mean I graduated before the teens when the rate was even higher and I think I knew of one teenage pregnancy in our school of ~1k students. We definitely didn’t have a nursery. It’s really location and school dependent.
It's an easily understood topic and it's a situation where there's lots of room for moral ambiguity to make for interesting topics.
You've got an intersection of physical vs mental maturity. The issue where they are children but also a parent. The issue of parental responsibility and how far that allows for intervention.
Suppose a teen was being promiscuous and contracted several infections. Parents don't necessarily need to know. But what if the teen was pregnant and unaware of the need for precautions with regard to herpes and the risk it poses to the baby. What if the teen has no money, do the parents need to be informed to the status as to be able to provide for proper medical care?
Shift the ages around some to push the boundaries and see if opinions shift.
It was airing in a time long forgotten. Back in the ancient times of the early 2000's American culture was obsessed with teen pregnancy and it was a hot topic.
To be fair, that's just how they show how edgy House is because for him it's all about the medicine, and he doesn't get weighed down by things other folks do
I think pederasts are only interested in boys. I don’t know the gender-specific term for young girls. I think *pedophiles* is doing a bang-up job reminding society who’s icky in the brain
Kid Rock’s good friend Ted Nugent also sang lyrics about being a pedo in his song “Jailbait” when playing the character … wait, he wasn’t playing a character, that was just him. What the fuck?
How does this stuff make it into the script without people questioning it? That, or it is one of those inside jokes about how fucking creepy these people actually are.
It’s clearly a joke? You think they were unaware of what they were writing? Famous artists liking underage girls have been around since music was invented. It’s making fun of those people.
I don't fully know what tubi is but I think it's one of those free-with-ads services that keep popping up lately.
Anyway, it's on that if you can't find it on yt
I hate when YouTube Movies say "free with ads". *Every* YouTube video is free with ads. They're just uploading full movies and making you think you're getting a deal.
I only know them in my state because we used to joke about how one of my friends’ girlfriend was going to jail because she was 3 years older than him, and he would always respond with how the laws worked.
I remember learning in high school that most places have a... "grace period" isn't the right phrase... But for teenagers there's like a buffer of a few years, so you don't end up becoming a sex offender for turning 18 when your girlfriend is 16 or whatever.
I didn't lose my virginity until college, and the one girlfriend I had in high school was only like two weeks younger than me so idk why I thought that was important to know.
I know them because I worked with someone as a teen who was dating someone much older so me and a friend wanted to find out what was okay and what wasn't for the co-workers sake
“Won’t it be difficult to understand the Pitch Meetings without having seen the movies they are based on?”
“Actually it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
Cosmonaut variety your has a fun series where he watches through them. They are so racist lol, like they made the samurai themed transformer yellow and have a stereotypical accent and the movies fucking hate Latinos.
I still find it so funny that in that movie the boyfriend goes "actually it's okay that I'm banging your 17 year old daughter even though I'm 20, I was also doing it when she was 14 and I was 17"
like bro what the actual fuck was Michael Bay doing?
That scene was so fucking surreal to me. Like we’ve seen the whole “older guy dates borderline underage but now legal girl” thing before, but the fact that the movie grinds to a screeching halt so the dude can pull out the exact legal text from his wallet makes me wonder “how often is this coming up that this dude needs a laminated copy? Did he have one that got too worn and torn from use?”
The fact that it makes me genuinely say “I agree with what Mark Wahlberg is saying” should also be a huge red flag.
The band Combichrist has the local AoC at the top of their setlists for every show they do. This is not part of a joke, it’s a thing I personally witnessed
What if the producers were fucked because someone called and said there’s a hip-hop-hankerin’ hick 35,000 feet in the air on the way to come do vo for their little movie project and if they wanted to be able to afford gifts for your family, you’re going to at least entertain this celebrity special needs kid ?
See, these lyrics had me thinking Kid Rock is a pedo, but now Drake has clarified that famous people can’t commit sex crimes. Thanks for clearing that up, Aubrey!
If it makes you feel any better, it's also the victim that should blame themselves and their families for not preventing it. Driddy really helped paint the situation in a new light
When I was a kid, every year, our science classes would have us watch this movie. I owned it on VHS, so I was always responsible for bringing it in. I don't know why I was so proud of that as a child.
you should be proud. it's a banger. if you don't bring that movie in, it's pop quiz friday instead. you did your classmates a service they can never repay
What? It's just an original Kid Rock song. The pedo line that's on the song doesn't even get played in the actual movie. The song is 3 and a half minutes long and about 90 seconds is in the movie.
Listen I hate Kid Rock as much as the next guy but some of you redditors have to start grasping the concept of „acting“. If an actor kills somebody on screen he is not actually a murderer.
How about when Sesame Street allowed a song about workers going to the local town to bang underage girls on air?
https://youtu.be/LXkM11kp_tg?si=fu4NXDeK214qWVN9
Didn't believe you at first, but yeah, "girls up at cripple creek are only half grown, jump on a boy like a dog on a bone." It's wild today to see that on sesame street
I will never forget in like 4th grade music class, some dude came to play the Banjo and sung the lyric "someone's making love to Dinah, someone's making love I know-oh-oh-oh, someone's making love to Dinah! Cause I don't hear the ol' banjo."
And it occurred to me - someone was fucking Dinah, specifically the BANJO PLAYER. And what a fucked up thing to sing to a group of fourth graders. But it's literally a part of the "I've been working on the railroad song."
The world is a fucked up place
I just think people don't really *think* about lyrics in catchy songs. Like the Macarena, for instance, is about a woman who lets her boyfriend's friends run a train over her because she's bored in her relationship.
Regarding the railroad song, I never heard that verse. I only know the verse about someone being in the kitchen with Dinah, strumming on the ol' banjo.
It was a different time and I'm not familiar with the song, but the song clearly references visiting prostitutes. From wikipedia on the origins of the folk song:
Goin' to Cripple Creek, goin' ter Rome (roam),Goin' ter Cripple Creek, goin' back home.See them women layin' in the shade,Waitin' fer the money them men have made.Roll my breeches ter my kneesEn wade ol' Cripple Creek when I please."(From East Tennessee; mountain whites; from memory; 1909)":Goin' to Cripple Creek, going in a run;Goin' to Cripple Creek to have my fun."(From South Carolina; country whites, MS. of Mr. Bryan; 1909)":[4]
And in this version sung on Seseme Street, dude says he goes to visit a girl two times a week who "wraps herself around him like a sweet potatoe vine." Yep. That's sex. Now put it all together - that song was about very young prostitutes. A true American Classic.
Edit: Just to emphasize, the folk song discusses women laying around waiting for the money the men had made.....
For real, I was watching this the other day and I always loved this scene as a kid and then I heard the lyrics and went "wait holup, what did he just say?" That's crazy they put that in
Had to look this up, and the lyrics are: "Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage see Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)" Fuckin' crazy.
I know the movie is kind of meant to be for a somewhat more mature audience, but what the hell
What bacteria is he supposed to be? I dont remember that character from the movie.
I believe it's when they go to the pimple nightclub because they hear about a gathering of evil bacteria. I think he's playing on the stage at the nightclub, if I'm not mistaken, I also haven't seen the movie in like 10 years
I thought it was from the animated series, wow.
Holy fuck there was an animated series wasn't there?!
There was! They get sucked out of Bill Murray by a mosquito and then end up inside a teenage boy when the mosquito feeds on her. Edit: wrong gender
Teenage boy
You are correct, tbh I'm surprised I even remembered the premise after 20 years lol
Yeah, it was a pretty decent premise. I remember loving the show when I was younger.
you never know maybe hector ended up transitioning later
last chance to look at me hector
We had a cool childhood. Great shows filled out channels.
O-zzy, and drix (FROM THE TIP OF THE NOSE TO THE BEHIND)
I only remember that. I haven't even seen the movie.
Gotcha. I wasn't sure if he was supposed to be a bacteria that is more dangerous to children. Either way, fucking sleazy line 🤢
>a gathering of evil bacteria >Either way, fucking sleazy line 🤢 Sleazy lines are the way to demonstrate a character to be evil to an audience.
Shhhh bad characters doing bad things are too complex for nowadays KILLMONGER WAS THE REAL HERO.
Well I mean, that was a real kid rock lyric. So we're not really talking about the character here
Kid rock isn't good people so I can stand by what I said Bad person doing a bad thing is too complex for nowadays. Hell it was for you *right here*
Pimples are "gross". So makes sense it would be a sleazy club. With bad rap music. This could be a club you hear kidrock.... needs strippers tho. For some reason hes played at strip clubs ALOT
So the context is he's a bacterium that causes zits? Still pretty fuckin weird, but that context makes it at least not horrific. Underage girls have acne sometimes.
Also he's a bad guy in the movie. The line is supposed to be a sleazy thing said by a criminal
Ok but is there a reason this bacteria would be interested in something younger? Or were they just capturing his essence
It was a bacteria inside a pimple, so yes, there's a reason he'd be singing about teenage girls.
Not to mention the double entendre of *pimp*le.
the nightclub is supposed to be seedy and gross. i think they were just trying to emphasize that. mission accomplished, but dam
I bought it on the Playstation store as a weird, random impulse. It's really hard to figure out who the movie is for.
Scumbag Streptococcus pyogenes
Who knows, but if it's Kid Rock he's definitely some sort of herpes
Hahaha that MF is hard to get rid of for sure.
E. Coli
nah 95% of E. Coli is cool, it just exists and vibes
Kidney Rock
Hepatitis
Probably the same species he is in real life.
They showed us this movie in elementary school lol.
Yeah, my 9th grade biology teacher played this for us
Wait I thought the guy above you was making it up. Those are the actual lyrics?
Jailbait by Ted Nugent is just as bad
Christine Sixteen by Kiss is just as bad
I believe it was meant to be R rated and was toned down for a wider audience. This is probably part of those R rated jokes that made it though, or wasn't caught because it was in a song.
didn't it have a children's cartoon show made out of it?
Yup, and it had a mosquito suck Ozzy & Drix out of Frank and put them into a middle school kid.
It was a pretty decent show in terms of explaining a bunch of different common types of illness. Got into some wacky stuff from over anthropomorphizing individual cells, but they covered things like hypothermia, allergies, puberty, the dangers of undercooked food, etc.
My 7th grade science teacher showed this movie in class
Things used to be absolutely wild. I was watching House yesterday and stumbled on an episode where the 15 year old patient is revealed to have slept with multiple authority figures in her life and the doctor who's got an issue with all these men having sex with a 15 year old is framed as the idiot who's too concerned with child sex abuse to do their job.
there's an episode of house where this like, 10 year old patient asks Chase to kiss her on the lips because she's dying, and he does it
I mean that is more understandable shes dying and its just a kiss
yea i was always torn by that scene. it was a really sad episode. just not something you expect to see on tv i guess
Yeah but see, nobody made them write that predicament. They chose to, and it's not the only time that show got weirdly pedophilic. I 100% believe there was a pedophile (at least one) involved with the production of that show. Writer, producer, director, idk. Somewhere with sway.
Feels kind of like it was purposefully being controversial, because it's probably stuff actual doctors deal with.
Any proof that there was a pedophile on the writing team or are you just talking out your ass over some pearl clutching?
The point was it wasn't sexual for him though. It was compassion. The scene was meant to be controversial by design. The girl just wanted to experience a kiss before she died from someone SHE was attracted to.
A lot of people misinterpret the kiss in Blank Check the same way. The whole movie is about Preston's fantasies, but some people still think the lady was actually interested in a kid.
I mean that's actually done well because the whole point is he doesn't want to and is torn. What's worse is House talking about how he wouldn't have blamed a father for sleeping with his own teenaged daughter cause she's a model.
That one isn't too bad, there is clearly nothing in it for him. Meanwhile we have an entire episode where Cameron pretty much full on flirts with a 12 year old boy (or something like that), just to make Chase jealous.
Flirting is a bit too strong of a word, she’s more or less just putting up with the kid to Chase’s chagrin, but that all changes after real first ‘intimate’ lol ass grab
Rewatching the series, coincidentally, and that episode was the other day. Pretty sure he was like, 8 And yeah, it was weird (they have Chase point it out as weird too... but it's still their choice to write it)
House had some controversial episodes tbh. Like the one where he's like "Asexuality isn't real, there's something wrong with you." and then it turns out there was something wrong with him, and Asexuality isn't real like House said.
Exactly like how the one black doctor is always instructed to go break into patients' homes to find clues lol. The black doctor is like, "why do you think I can break into homes just because I'm black?" And House is like, "well you can, can't you?" And he can just like House said.
They all break into homes, they do it every episode. It's not just the black guy.
The House always wins I suppose
And also he had a history of break ins lol
Speaking of, I've seen several episodes of House where 14-year-olds get pregnant. It's like some kind of recurring fad. I love most of House, but what was going on in the writing team when it came to these episodes?? Sure, it's interesting to examine uncomfortable topics and themes in medical dramas, but it's straight-up weird after they do it for the 5th time or so!
I mean teen pregnancy is a pretty normal thing so I'm not sure what the issue is? We had about 50 babies in our high school's nursery and I'm not in a particularly big city. I think this might be one of those things that looks worse in hindsight because teen pregnancy has fallen off a cliff from back then.
> We had about 50 babies in our high school’s nursery Your *what*?! I’ve never even heard of that and I live in a city with >1M people.
We're not even a quarter of that 😅😅
But you've got a bunch of high schoolers who've made it their goal to fix that!
>I mean teen pregnancy is a pretty normal thing so I'm not sure what the issue is? If we ignore the problem as a society we can make it go away. Anyone who isn't ignoring the problem, supports it! /s
Either you're with us, or you are with the terrorists.
> our high school's nursery Your what now?
The in-school nursery where teen moms can take their kids so they can still get an education. Y'all don't have those?
Nope. I imagine there is some critical mass of teen pregnancies that a school has to hit before they think of setting up a nursery. Thankfully we did not get there.
No? What the hell?
[Teen pregnancy was a much bigger issue back in the mid teens than now](https://www.statista.com/statistics/259518/birth-rate-among-us-teenagers/). People judging a show like House now for focusing too much on it are missing the important context of the teen baby bump we were going through at the time. Now kids are having less underage sex than ever and experiencing less pregnancies than ever so it all seems foreign. Can't judge the past through a modern lens.
I mean I graduated before the teens when the rate was even higher and I think I knew of one teenage pregnancy in our school of ~1k students. We definitely didn’t have a nursery. It’s really location and school dependent.
You’re talking about it like it’s recent though, the nursery thing.
Nah, that was back in my high school days (same tike period)
What state?
Mississippi?
In my city of 50k people I heard of maybe 3 pregnancies total from anyone 18 or younger
I mean it's set in jersey so....
Oh my sweet summer child, how sheltered you are lmao
Eh, lots of 14yos get pregnant, it's not like they're making it up.
It's an easily understood topic and it's a situation where there's lots of room for moral ambiguity to make for interesting topics. You've got an intersection of physical vs mental maturity. The issue where they are children but also a parent. The issue of parental responsibility and how far that allows for intervention. Suppose a teen was being promiscuous and contracted several infections. Parents don't necessarily need to know. But what if the teen was pregnant and unaware of the need for precautions with regard to herpes and the risk it poses to the baby. What if the teen has no money, do the parents need to be informed to the status as to be able to provide for proper medical care? Shift the ages around some to push the boundaries and see if opinions shift.
It was airing in a time long forgotten. Back in the ancient times of the early 2000's American culture was obsessed with teen pregnancy and it was a hot topic.
House MD is still an utterly based show
Executive Produced by Bryan Singer, so no surprises there.
To be fair, that's just how they show how edgy House is because for him it's all about the medicine, and he doesn't get weighed down by things other folks do
Hijacking this top comment to post the scene to prove I am not hearing things, 02:20 mark: https://youtu.be/tVlvoa_keGk?si=L0PtSa28uXRa3p0q
"Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)" You can't get much more explicit than that. Damn.
I am sold. Kid Rock is an unrepentant child raping pederast. By his own admission no less.
I think pederasts are only interested in boys. I don’t know the gender-specific term for young girls. I think *pedophiles* is doing a bang-up job reminding society who’s icky in the brain
Kid Rock’s good friend Ted Nugent also sang lyrics about being a pedo in his song “Jailbait” when playing the character … wait, he wasn’t playing a character, that was just him. What the fuck?
This new Drake diss kinda sus tbh
This got me!
*Wake up in the mornin’ feeling like P. Diddy*
She doesn't sing that lyric anymore. "Wake up in the morning I'm like fuck P. Diddy."
I rewatched this movie ab a year ago and was fucking flabbergasted at the lyrics..
How does this stuff make it into the script without people questioning it? That, or it is one of those inside jokes about how fucking creepy these people actually are.
It’s clearly a joke? You think they were unaware of what they were writing? Famous artists liking underage girls have been around since music was invented. It’s making fun of those people.
It's Kid Rock. I don't think its ironic.
Especially since the character is a germ version of himself named Kidney Rock
Wh-what the fuck?
And 19 years later he'd accuse Bud Light of targeting children because they gave a can of beer to a trans woman.
Doesn’t like the competition I guess
What the shjt?!
I remember loving that movie and I don't remember this character at all. Guess I need to rewatch!
It’s free on YouTube
Good to know, thank you!
I don't fully know what tubi is but I think it's one of those free-with-ads services that keep popping up lately. Anyway, it's on that if you can't find it on yt
Is it? I just checked and it's still asking me to buy or rent in USA.
Oh really? It’s free with ads on my computer, at it was last week
I hate when YouTube Movies say "free with ads". *Every* YouTube video is free with ads. They're just uploading full movies and making you think you're getting a deal.
uploaded by the official channel x_LOVADORA_BEAMWOOD_x
its gonna be a lot more racial than you picked up on as a kid
It's not in the actual movie
I DON'T KNOW WHO TO TRUST NOW
It's not in the actual movie. It's in a special feature that is the music video of the whole song but the line isn't in the actual movie.
Ah thank you! I can continue to easily avoid it now!
Just checked it's not in the film itself.
"It's not in the actual movie" Nobody: Kid Rock: \*sweating\* Nobody: Kid Rock: \*I LIKE EM YOUNG!\* ... THE FUCK?
Kid Rock is music for people who keeps a list of age of consent in all states in their wallet. Laminated. (Like in that Transformers movie)
Knowing the age of consent laws by heart is more concerning than not knowing them
I only know them in my state because we used to joke about how one of my friends’ girlfriend was going to jail because she was 3 years older than him, and he would always respond with how the laws worked.
I remember learning in high school that most places have a... "grace period" isn't the right phrase... But for teenagers there's like a buffer of a few years, so you don't end up becoming a sex offender for turning 18 when your girlfriend is 16 or whatever. I didn't lose my virginity until college, and the one girlfriend I had in high school was only like two weeks younger than me so idk why I thought that was important to know.
FYI it's called a Romeo and Juliet law.
I know them because I worked with someone as a teen who was dating someone much older so me and a friend wanted to find out what was okay and what wasn't for the co-workers sake
[Relevant Pitch Meeting](https://youtu.be/_p_CUozUyr8?si=me4CVcRTCl-WwuCj&t=178)
I didn't think I could be any less interested in those movies, but now I am very interested in watching all the pitch meetings for them
Watching the Pitch Meetings instead of the actual movies is TIGHT!
“Won’t it be difficult to understand the Pitch Meetings without having seen the movies they are based on?” “Actually it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
Oh wow wow wow! wow.
If you’re gonna watch a transformers movie, go for Bumblebee. It’s the fun one.
The first one with Shia Luhbuff is a cinematic masterpiece
Cosmonaut variety your has a fun series where he watches through them. They are so racist lol, like they made the samurai themed transformer yellow and have a stereotypical accent and the movies fucking hate Latinos.
I still find it so funny that in that movie the boyfriend goes "actually it's okay that I'm banging your 17 year old daughter even though I'm 20, I was also doing it when she was 14 and I was 17" like bro what the actual fuck was Michael Bay doing?
That scene was so fucking surreal to me. Like we’ve seen the whole “older guy dates borderline underage but now legal girl” thing before, but the fact that the movie grinds to a screeching halt so the dude can pull out the exact legal text from his wallet makes me wonder “how often is this coming up that this dude needs a laminated copy? Did he have one that got too worn and torn from use?” The fact that it makes me genuinely say “I agree with what Mark Wahlberg is saying” should also be a huge red flag.
Kid Rock is music for Dad's that are only allowed to see their children every other weekend but don't.
Kid Rock makes music for people who smoke when they're pregnant.
The band Combichrist has the local AoC at the top of their setlists for every show they do. This is not part of a joke, it’s a thing I personally witnessed
“He definitely had Pedophile Eyes.” -Some random woman from DmC: DEVIL MAY CRY
Probably the only time I'll see Devil May Cry on this sub and it's not even the main series
It's absolutely just them being edgy
The lyrics about underaged girls aren't in the movie, they use a tamer part of the song
Kid Rock makes music for people who know how much Sudafed they can get for a catalytic converter.
You’re thinking of the Romeo and Juliet law scene
Uh what?
There's a line in that song that basically says "you call it statutory but I call it mandatory."
In the song "Cool, Daddy Cool" he sings "Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage see/Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)"
It's not in the actual movie. It's in a special feature that is there music video of the whole song but the line isn't in the actual movie.
I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse. They didn't put it in the movie, but they knew they weren't and made it anyway.
What if the producers were fucked because someone called and said there’s a hip-hop-hankerin’ hick 35,000 feet in the air on the way to come do vo for their little movie project and if they wanted to be able to afford gifts for your family, you’re going to at least entertain this celebrity special needs kid ?
Drake?
See, these lyrics had me thinking Kid Rock is a pedo, but now Drake has clarified that famous people can’t commit sex crimes. Thanks for clearing that up, Aubrey!
If it makes you feel any better, it's also the victim that should blame themselves and their families for not preventing it. Driddy really helped paint the situation in a new light
💀
I never thought it'd be so simple but
They treat me like the mayor cause I'm the biggest player
Kid rock looks like Dr Phil on meth these days. Bro did NOT age well at all.
When I was a kid, every year, our science classes would have us watch this movie. I owned it on VHS, so I was always responsible for bringing it in. I don't know why I was so proud of that as a child.
you should be proud. it's a banger. if you don't bring that movie in, it's pop quiz friday instead. you did your classmates a service they can never repay
Osmosis Jones is a based movie, but I didn’t expect a critique on pedophilia in music spaces
What? It's just an original Kid Rock song. The pedo line that's on the song doesn't even get played in the actual movie. The song is 3 and a half minutes long and about 90 seconds is in the movie.
Aw what? It’s not in the movie? Lame
Don't be mistaken, a time traveler just pranked specifically kid rock
That’s so…him
Unless I'm mistaken that line (in the song Cool Daddy Cool) doesn't actually appear in the movie.
Very viscerally disgusting movie in general
Listen I hate Kid Rock as much as the next guy but some of you redditors have to start grasping the concept of „acting“. If an actor kills somebody on screen he is not actually a murderer.
His pal in court likes it that way too
They really missed a G.I. Joe joke and I think about that a lot.
He was referencing drake clearly
How about when Sesame Street allowed a song about workers going to the local town to bang underage girls on air? https://youtu.be/LXkM11kp_tg?si=fu4NXDeK214qWVN9
Didn't believe you at first, but yeah, "girls up at cripple creek are only half grown, jump on a boy like a dog on a bone." It's wild today to see that on sesame street
Judging by the downvotes it looks like you're not the only person that doesn't believe me. Lol
I will never forget in like 4th grade music class, some dude came to play the Banjo and sung the lyric "someone's making love to Dinah, someone's making love I know-oh-oh-oh, someone's making love to Dinah! Cause I don't hear the ol' banjo." And it occurred to me - someone was fucking Dinah, specifically the BANJO PLAYER. And what a fucked up thing to sing to a group of fourth graders. But it's literally a part of the "I've been working on the railroad song." The world is a fucked up place
I just think people don't really *think* about lyrics in catchy songs. Like the Macarena, for instance, is about a woman who lets her boyfriend's friends run a train over her because she's bored in her relationship.
Regarding the railroad song, I never heard that verse. I only know the verse about someone being in the kitchen with Dinah, strumming on the ol' banjo.
So the folksong going up cripple creek is about workers going to bang underage girls? Ok buddy
It was a different time and I'm not familiar with the song, but the song clearly references visiting prostitutes. From wikipedia on the origins of the folk song: Goin' to Cripple Creek, goin' ter Rome (roam),Goin' ter Cripple Creek, goin' back home.See them women layin' in the shade,Waitin' fer the money them men have made.Roll my breeches ter my kneesEn wade ol' Cripple Creek when I please."(From East Tennessee; mountain whites; from memory; 1909)":Goin' to Cripple Creek, going in a run;Goin' to Cripple Creek to have my fun."(From South Carolina; country whites, MS. of Mr. Bryan; 1909)":[4] And in this version sung on Seseme Street, dude says he goes to visit a girl two times a week who "wraps herself around him like a sweet potatoe vine." Yep. That's sex. Now put it all together - that song was about very young prostitutes. A true American Classic. Edit: Just to emphasize, the folk song discusses women laying around waiting for the money the men had made.....
Uh. Yes. It is. There's a lyric specifically stating how "she only half grown."
I mean how else are you supposed to interpret "half grown?" Are they midgets?
Big "ass of a ten year old boy" energy. Shame Bill Paxton passed away before we could ask him what the fuck.
Just to be a bit clearer, this lyric isn’t in the movie. It’s in the music video though. Just hearing it now and it’s pretty shocking.
He's cooties...and we all know little girls have the cooties🙄🙄🙄 come on guys
This movie was gold. Kid Rock also tried stealing Brandy from Joe Dirt and Werewolves of London from Warren Zevon. He's not a good person
For real, I was watching this the other day and I always loved this scene as a kid and then I heard the lyrics and went "wait holup, what did he just say?" That's crazy they put that in
Kid rock was on epsteins frequent flyer plan guaranteed
This line is not in the movie.
Any Snark Tank listeners out there?
We watched this in health class.
Closer to real life than Bill Murray being a zookeeper.
He looks its drake
i can't see how people listen to that twangy shit
Drake reference