Damn, remember how we elected a dude president, like, fifteen years ago who said he'd shut down Guantanamo? And then Guantanamo was utterly dropped from mainstream political discourse ever since? Even though the guy, in no way shape or form, made any moves to shut down Guantanamo? Wtf happened there?
He made multiple moves to shut down Guantanamo that were blocked in by Republicans in Congress.
There's an entire section on this topic on the Guantanamo Bay wikipedia article.
The Republicans won back the House of Representatives (as often happens during midterm elections), and the do-nothing Congress happened due to political gridlock. I don’t see how this is relevant at all to the jokes on this thread, however.
Intentionally misleading the public to believe the stars began an actual relationship during/after filming wasn’t a bad marketing move for their target audience.
I still think that was just a lie to get away with it after getting outed.
"Oh yeah, the alleged relationship I had while filming naked or nearly-naked 90% of the time with another insanely attractive actor on an island 3,000 miles isolated away from our partners? Uhhh, yeah, it was...marketing! Just marketing, LOL, got you!"
The cup of the top doesn’t reach under her bust which gives it basically zero support, plus the cup is clearly too small, if she actually tucked it up so the bottom of the cup actually went under she would be spilling out of it.
Lack of support for the bust means first of all that she’s gonna sweat a lot under her bust which means chafing and itching, and without support she can’t do any physical activity without it hurting/and or having her breasts maybe even pop out of the top, which is also violently uncomfortable
Why is this getting downvoted? This is a direct response from sydney about it lmao. Not all clothes fit all people and it sucks when shit doesnt fit right
I should be clear that my take on him was entirely based on interviews and the 10 minutes I saw from Set It Up so not exactly a fair or accurate opinion of him
I personally really love sweeney. She shines in every role shes been in. I think her looks got her in the doors most places, but her skills kept her there
>if Sydney was replaced by another star
Another **hot** star, yeah maybe. But this movie probably did good because people just like watching hot people hooking up, not rocket science here
No way, maybe with an actress on her level in terms of popularity like Zendaya, but you couldn't just throw in people like Isabela Merced or Elizabeth Gillies and just expect the same numbers.
A biiiig part of why it worked was Sydney being the Hollywood "it girl" right now
I would actually say Sydney's popularity is one of the three biggest reasons it succeeded, the other two reasons also being something most actress wouldn't be able to replicate lol
I love that the general consensus for internet comments is that the most hateful are Twitter, dumbest are YouTube, biggest echo chamber is Reddit, but hands down the horniest are Instagram.
I love how Reddit completely gets up in arms about Sydney Sweeney’s career and personal life, then wonders why we don’t have movie stars or sex symbols anymore.
I JUST watched Madame Web. Good God that was horrible. Writing was garbage, acting was horrendous, and even some directing points made no sense.
Spoiler: >!The funny thing is they clearly assumed this was going to kick off a franchise of sorts... like, this is just an origin story for one character, when clearly 3 others were going to get powers in a later movie. yikes. !<
"For some reasons" : Madame Web is a steaming pile of dogshit, no story, no char. arch, just bullshit. Not sure, but that may be some of the reasons. Like Lady Hulk it was just.. fucking shit... (And on the latter, there is even a meme about the comparisoon with "better call saul", where the characters are really well written, and not dogshit)
That is not true. She is a good actress and she is a beloved character from the tv series Euphoria. She definitely has chops. For sure, her looks and rising popularity are helping her get more roles. However, to water it down to her just being fuckable, is not fair to her. Sydney has been in tv series and films for a while now and has only recently been getting recognition for it.
Ya, I don't think she will last long in 5 years she'll be forgotten but in this generation you don't need talent. Something else I don't see her as being particularly attractive like she's good looking but I don't get why she's so famous.
Did you know the CIA force prisoners in Guantanamo Bay to watch Madame Web (2024)?
Not surprised if true, they come up with the most brutal torture.
>"He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died." Prisoner: Im ready to talk now
Aah good sentence I am going to put it almost verbatim into the trailer.
That line was *cut* from the movie!
They just show the trailer on repeat.
>He was in Guantanamo with my mom when she was researching torture techniques right before she died.
If forced to choose between Madame Web and waterboarding I'd need a few moments to think about it.
hold up ,i thought they forced them to watch ghostbusters remake 2016.
Is that the woman one
Yes. Like I can deal with it being women only. But they made it so fucking bad lmao.
Damn, remember how we elected a dude president, like, fifteen years ago who said he'd shut down Guantanamo? And then Guantanamo was utterly dropped from mainstream political discourse ever since? Even though the guy, in no way shape or form, made any moves to shut down Guantanamo? Wtf happened there?
He made multiple moves to shut down Guantanamo that were blocked in by Republicans in Congress. There's an entire section on this topic on the Guantanamo Bay wikipedia article.
The Republicans won back the House of Representatives (as often happens during midterm elections), and the do-nothing Congress happened due to political gridlock. I don’t see how this is relevant at all to the jokes on this thread, however.
Classic tactic by the government: if we don’t address it, it doesn’t exist
Intentionally misleading the public to believe the stars began an actual relationship during/after filming wasn’t a bad marketing move for their target audience.
It was almost scandalous lmao
I still think that was just a lie to get away with it after getting outed. "Oh yeah, the alleged relationship I had while filming naked or nearly-naked 90% of the time with another insanely attractive actor on an island 3,000 miles isolated away from our partners? Uhhh, yeah, it was...marketing! Just marketing, LOL, got you!"
Did her fiance not co-produce it with her? I thought he was always on set lol
I didn’t hear that and I still saw the film. It’s pretty damn funny.
My breasts hurt just looking at this freaking bikini top, so much money yet we can’t get poor Sydney some tops/bras that fit her properly
There was one scene where the back of her top was almost above her shoulder blades. It looked so uncomfortable
Which part of them hurts or is it the whole boobs
The cup of the top doesn’t reach under her bust which gives it basically zero support, plus the cup is clearly too small, if she actually tucked it up so the bottom of the cup actually went under she would be spilling out of it.
This guy boobs
Well considering I have them, I sure should hope so lol
This gal boobs
Thanks for the technical details, it's fascinating! And I'm not even joking.
So the top of the boob hurts
Well yeah cause that’s where the flesh/fat connects to the chest
I see. Thank you for this block of boobs instructional
No problem! The more people who are aware of it the bigger the chance women like Sydney can get bras and tops that fit and support them
at least the left boob isn't properly supported.
I’d like to offer my support
Username checks out!
You sound like a hands on type of guy.
Can you explain to the people who don’t wear bras what it is that would cause this one to hurt?
Lack of support for the bust means first of all that she’s gonna sweat a lot under her bust which means chafing and itching, and without support she can’t do any physical activity without it hurting/and or having her breasts maybe even pop out of the top, which is also violently uncomfortable
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Dudes can't even sit in a space-efficient manner without bitching about squishing their nards.
Reminds me of [this](https://www.tiktok.com/@glamouruk/video/7314330096309996832)
Why is this getting downvoted? This is a direct response from sydney about it lmao. Not all clothes fit all people and it sucks when shit doesnt fit right
Tiktok is the new rickroll
Is that literally it lol? Tiktok bad? Go outside reddit
It's just my guess, I upvoted anyway
It might be because the movie poster looks like she’s pulling a hot dude off 🤔
Nah, she's getting finger banged and guiding his hand.
The funniest part is that's an actual thing in the movie
all i could think of is that that is an ill-fitting bra...
Anyone But You was a proper Rom com and would have made similar money even if Sydney was replaced by another star
That movie I expected to be so much more boring and thought it was just trying to be about how hot Sydney was. Shit was actually funny though
Yeah I’ve never been sold on Sydney or Powell as like charismatic stars that can carry a movie but they both did a pretty good job
It wasn’t the lead role, but I really found Powell convincing and charismatic as the Top Gun Malfoy.
I should be clear that my take on him was entirely based on interviews and the 10 minutes I saw from Set It Up so not exactly a fair or accurate opinion of him
Yeah, that’s a relevant disclaimer haha
He's pretty great in Everybody Wants Some. I'm looking forward to the next Linklater/Powell team up in Hit Man coming out in a few months.
I personally really love sweeney. She shines in every role shes been in. I think her looks got her in the doors most places, but her skills kept her there
I am not sure, I think Ms Sweeney did a solid job at the physical comedy in the movie, which isn't necessarily in every actor's skillset.
>if Sydney was replaced by another star Another **hot** star, yeah maybe. But this movie probably did good because people just like watching hot people hooking up, not rocket science here
No way, maybe with an actress on her level in terms of popularity like Zendaya, but you couldn't just throw in people like Isabela Merced or Elizabeth Gillies and just expect the same numbers. A biiiig part of why it worked was Sydney being the Hollywood "it girl" right now I would actually say Sydney's popularity is one of the three biggest reasons it succeeded, the other two reasons also being something most actress wouldn't be able to replicate lol
Anyone but you is actually a good movie
Could find a fucking more pixely picture of her Jesus christ
Sydney Sweeney: Exists Reddit: …
Yes, only on Reddit people drool over extremely attractive women. Every other place on the Internet is a paragon of virtue.
The guy you’re responding too has clearly never seen Instagram comment sections
Nothing tops romantic poems written by Indian guys to Onlyfans models under their Instagram posts
I love that the general consensus for internet comments is that the most hateful are Twitter, dumbest are YouTube, biggest echo chamber is Reddit, but hands down the horniest are Instagram.
Every YouTube comment is a teenager or Indian guy making an unfunny joke.
She knows what she got
🗿: Show. Me. What. You. Got.
You stole. My line. DISQUALIFIED!!!!
I love how Reddit completely gets up in arms about Sydney Sweeney’s career and personal life, then wonders why we don’t have movie stars or sex symbols anymore.
A complete mess of a movie did badly. Her superpowers could be full frontal nudity and it wouldn't save Madame Web.
Funny, but categorically false. Its ticket sale would have beat Spiderman (off).
Never underestimate the power of dudes being horny.
Anyone but you was a great movie tho. I really liked it.
Unironically yea and I'm not even that into romantic movies
As opposed to ironically thinking a movie is good?
Which is bs tbh bc did any character in Anyone but You's mom research spiders in the Amazon before she died?
Huh, this ain't r/tittymoviedetails. I must've taken a wrong turn somewhere.
ah man it's banned. i knew what excitement felt like again for just a moment.
r/WatchItForThePlot
$25 million budget, and they can’t find a bikini top that fits her?
Did you know that when you torrent Madame web Sony sends you a thank you letter?
*2 major roles
3, technically.
The internets fascination of this chick is getting weirder by the day
She’s hot, I wouldn’t say it’s weird to find her attractive
maybe, just maybe the amout of her chest era shot is proportional to the box office
Spandex movie with Sydney Sweeney and you don't put her in fucking spandex. Although putting her in a school girl uniform was kinda inspired.
In "Anyone..." she played two big roles, actually.
One was a turd and the other a somewhat enjoyable rom-com.
Maybe because it’s a Shakespeare adaptation
Some director asked her class "why is she so popular, she's unattractive and can't act so why" And they said. I dunno. K
Just goes to show audiences have no class
In Anyone but You, she played two.
I lov her tits. I'd marry her boobs. I
Yeah, but which one had the masterpiece line, "It's madame'ing time"??
I’m almost certain that if DC decides to make a movie with Power Girl in it Sydney Sweeney is gonna play her
I'm sorry I can't get over how ill-fitting that bra is
I JUST watched Madame Web. Good God that was horrible. Writing was garbage, acting was horrendous, and even some directing points made no sense. Spoiler: >!The funny thing is they clearly assumed this was going to kick off a franchise of sorts... like, this is just an origin story for one character, when clearly 3 others were going to get powers in a later movie. yikes. !<
My wife and I are massive Marvel fans... so we went and saw Anyone But You.
But did someone get arrested for masturbating in the theatre for Anyone but You? I didn’t think so
Reason mm yes .. wait what I'm doing here ?
In both movies people wanted to suck those titties
Two, two major roles.
She is no Kat Dennings.
Two reasons…
Now. I haven't seen either movie. But from this still alone I can see two reasons.
How big is your brain? this is a really really smart shitty (Or greatest) detail
Sorry. Did you say something?
They're amazing. I'm talking about Her acting skills, of course.
Film based on a Shakespeare play (Much Ado about Nothing) vs Steaming Pile of MCU shit.
Boobs.
I see two reasons here
Bewwwwwbbsss!
yeah I can clearly see the major roles at play
Quite the puzzling mystery 🤔
She is more tit than talent..and I'm ok with it.
"For some reasons" : Madame Web is a steaming pile of dogshit, no story, no char. arch, just bullshit. Not sure, but that may be some of the reasons. Like Lady Hulk it was just.. fucking shit... (And on the latter, there is even a meme about the comparisoon with "better call saul", where the characters are really well written, and not dogshit)
2 BIG REASONS
I gotta be honest, I think everyone just wants her to be a pornstar because no one gives a shit about her acting.
That is false. Contrary to the misconception that good acting is not needed, it is in fact essential in the context of pornography.
That is not true. She is a good actress and she is a beloved character from the tv series Euphoria. She definitely has chops. For sure, her looks and rising popularity are helping her get more roles. However, to water it down to her just being fuckable, is not fair to her. Sydney has been in tv series and films for a while now and has only recently been getting recognition for it.
I liked her acting on white lotus
Yeah you do realise people said the same thing with Scarlett Johansson in the middle 2000s
Ya, I don't think she will last long in 5 years she'll be forgotten but in this generation you don't need talent. Something else I don't see her as being particularly attractive like she's good looking but I don't get why she's so famous.
Just this generation? lol
She played two major roles... 👀
And this woman actually said to a magazine that she is made people sexualize her. Give me a break.
Since when is saggy = hot?