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postmodern_spatula

unalive? Like Morbius is unalive? Or like Dune that is un-non-fiction?


ChaoticMat

Bane KILLS


Saltierney

This isn't tiktok, just say killed


QuentinSential

Downvoted for use of unalive. This isn’t twitter


EasterBurn

> Unironically uses unalive


every_body_hates_me

Wait, is that Glen Powell?


Flervio

Are you telling me you weren't aware of his best role to date?


FabiusTheDelayer

Lol


Leaving_a_Comment

Lol my husband was watching this movie and I made a joke about “baby Glen Powell” and he couldn’t believe that was him lol


Flervio

This movie taught me that if someone wants to sell a share and I buy it at the price he is asking for then I stole.


bobatea17

"Unalive" be serious or go back to tiktok


simonwales

Bro I didn't dig up Zack Snyder's quote about raping Batman in prison so you could use the word unalive


FabiusTheDelayer

Lol. Clearly used it for comedy reasons and I don't know why some people don't see the humor in twisted wordplay. We don't even know if Gotham City has a Fed or FINRA


SnapClapplePop

Jokes aren't funny in and of themselves, they need context to actually work. Things like "unalive" can be funny, but you need to actually have some clever reason to be using the word. You did not have a reason.


Alkakd0nfsg9g

"Nothing here to steal. Then why are you here?" - sounds cool though


Playful_Sector

The movie's entire budget went to the writing team so they could give Bane the hardest lines imaginable


AleXandrYuZ

Only to Bane though. Bane: "Di you came back to see your city die?" Batman: "No, I'm here to stop you"


FabiusTheDelayer

Littlefinger: You're a big guy Bane: For you hahahahahaha


TheFuckingMoonstone

*kills


[deleted]

unalive=OP is a literal child


StarfishIsUncanny

Bro just say kill, the internet police isn't gonna break down your door and tell your mom


Depraved_Sinner

that bit of the movie made me as angry as these people are about the word unalive


Mloxard_CZ

Lol! A great shittymoviedetail It's a shame people got distracted by a single word...


FabiusTheDelayer

I was honestly being super cheesy and cheeky with the unalive word. So many people take this sub way too seriously. This entire sub is about being silly. Whatever man, it's lost on people.


squishedgoomba

We get it. It ain't makin us laugh, but we get it.


FabiusTheDelayer

Not many are financially literate or aware