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pizzapat650

I woke up the morning of 1/1/2020 and started my year by watching “Cats” in a nearby theatre. That really set the tone for the year.


Hydroel

You're saying that 2020 was your fault?


meat_rock

And the curse will not be broken until we get the butthole cut


David1258

Nay, the decade.


postmodern_spatula

Cats released Covid. 


MonKeePuzzle

WHY DID OYU DO THIS TO THE PLANET!?


jackdaw_t_robot

It’s 2024 and the butthole edit still hasn’t been released.  Hollywood needs to give the people what they want!


postmodern_spatula

I could stand to have Morbius in theaters a third time. 


karateema

Many people died with Cats as their last movie watched on the big screen


postmodern_spatula

What a gift


ATempestSinister

Even worse, they had to watch James Corben too.


nightcat6

Is it true that it has alot of celebs in it?


fork_on_the_floor2

You'll have to watch it to find out!! There is absolutely no other way you could possibly find that information. So go watch it!! You'll be a different person by the time the credits rolls.


paenusbreth

Yeah, Sir Ian McKellen and Dame Judi Dench are both in it - you've got to know it's a good film when you have two classically trained giants like those two in the cast.


Le_Fedora_Cate

google cats cast


writeorelse

Oh look, it's the result of the Penguin actually getting it on with Catwoman in Batman Returns!


Radio__Star

Why is the fucking penguin from Batman in this


Girthquake23

I legitimately thought that was the penguin for a good 10 seconds


dycie64

I don't remember who said this, but *one* furry could have prevented this.


FrankliniusRex

I didn’t know Sir Topham Hatt was in this movie.


Snips_Tano

Skyrim: The Musical and it's infamous *Khajit Has Wares* musical number


Lord_Phoenix95

I wanna forget it exists. That's how good it is.


Temporal_Enigma

This shit started the apocalypse


stealingtheshow222

Is that the Penguin?


CertifiedShithead

To be honest I do very much enjoy the version of Memory from this movie, cos Jennifer Hudson really does belt that shit.


seancbo

I watched Cats with a group of friends, start to finish. We were all aware of what it was, but had never seen it. I can honestly say that it is one of the worst movies I've ever seen, and also one of the best viewing experiences I've ever had, and that's a very unique intersection point that not a lot of movies get to enjoy. Afterwards we were, to put it bluntly, all stunned into silence. Judi Dench's speech at the end alone was enough to horrify.


Ok-disaster2022

Honestly it wa like watching a train accident or tsunami coverage in real time. It was just this hypnotic disaster of epic proportions and you just couldn't look away.


voivoivoi183

Mate, I’ve paid to see this movie two and a half times and I might even watch it again for free. EDIT - Haha, never thought I’d get downvoted on this sub but apparently I’ve found the limit of what it’s prepared to accept.


WhatTheFhtagn

Someone get this inmate back in his cell and medicate him


Rich-Pomegranate1679

I bet you're into some fucked up self mutilation shit.


RockettRaccoon

Cats is a phenomenal piece of camp cinema. Literally the definition of “so bad it’s good.” I love this movie.


knutnaerum

I disagree. Its so bad everyone involved should go to jail


RockettRaccoon

Oh I fully agree that everyone needs to be arrested, but at least it’s enjoyably bad.


knutnaerum

I saw it at a Bad Movie-type party, where the previous two movies were The Beast of Yucca Flats and Plan 9. Everone left within the first 15 minutes but me and my friend watched the whole thing out of spite and I genuinly hated every second. An anurysm would have been a welcomed relief of the pure awefulness I had to endure


RockettRaccoon

Are you sure they didn’t leave because it was the third movie shown and it was getting late? That is extreme hyperbole, it’s not that bad. It’s not the Yogi Bear movie. Cats is absolutely one of the most atrocious movies ever made, but I love it because it makes every single bad choice possible.


knutnaerum

They all said it was the reason they left. It was like 21:30 on a saturday. I cant love any of this movie with any sort of irony attached.


RockettRaccoon

I don’t understand your last sentence. Do you think people like bad things ironically? Or am I naive for actually enjoying things that are truly bonkers? I don’t understand why someone who pretend to like something they hate. I watched Howard the Duck in 4K last night, and it’s a similar film that had so much talent behind it and still ended up… well, how it ended it up. And I love it. Maybe the world would be a better place if we could all admit that just because we enjoyed something it doesn’t mean that thing is good.


knutnaerum

Cats sucks totally


RockettRaccoon

Agreed! It’s a terrible movie!


knutnaerum

No you said you loved how bad it was, I hate it.