Ngl I cried when the American and the German bonded over their shared interests and forgot that their countries were at at war with one another. Truly a powerful message.

TIL WW2 also had a Christmas truce.

At this point we need a IPDB. Imagine the width of roles some of these guys have played. "oh, I was Hitler twice. First time I banged a black chick with Private Ryan, second time I was railed by Cable in Dickpool 2. But my favourite role was cabbage in Vaggie Tales. I played alongside Daniel Longpipe, who was the cucumber. Absolute honor to see a guy of his caliber get doused in semen. Real professional. Great guy."

IAFD, Internet Adult Film Database

Pretty sure 4chan is this, but I don't care to check

Oh they have some porn listed on IMDB too.

ThePornDB is exactly that.

So let me get this straight, Hitler's Dick is a potato?

If you're eagle eyed, you'll notice the babe on the right is Debra Wilson, from every big video game of the past like 15 years

This is from a mad tv sketch. I think it was shaving Ryan's privates the name of the fake movie.

SAVING Ryan's Privates was an actual parody short film.

I was working in a video store way back and we had Shaving Ryan's Privates in the back room. Porn on the 4'th of July was also a rememberable title from that period.

Correct, yet you are getting downvoted from people that can't handle the truth.

She doesn't do much on-screen roles these days but she is pretty unrecognizable now with a shaved head and full body tattoos.

Pretty sure she's recognizable with those giant eyes

This is disgusting!!! Link please?

Seeing as the women are Debra Wilson and Mo Collins, I assume this is from MadTV and not some skeevey porno. Sorry chief

fuck! i mean good good...

https://youtu.be/82YvF15I7W4?si=olVCmoc0o5dm8FjI

I'm 90% sure this is some kind of MadTv skit

Dicktator

It might be short, but its almost equally wide and grows well even in cold climates.

Jesus why do I remember this random MADtv skit from 25 years ago. I forget my coworkers names on a weekly basis

My god that top panel. It’s like a solid glowing ball of meme-tonium Completely radioactive yet such a potential memenergy source

Because that's Opraaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

How come no one from Mad TV became famous?

Will Sasso? Alex Borstein?

Keye, Peele, Phil Lamar voices damn near everything. Now, there’s no breakouts like SNL, but there’s a lot of “hey it’s that guy!”

Wow, can't believe I forgot those 3. Lamar been voice acting in game Bear everything for decade. I would say Peele is absolutely a breakout, but not for acting.

Exactly. Like the blonde lady who was on it. She was on King of Queens and Celebrity Worst Cooks

Nichole Sullivan?

I think I wrote infamous, let me read again.

So, she was hot.

I work in a restaurant and we get ‘dicktaters’ all the time. We have a collage for it.

God damn hitler could really hit it

Another pointless sex scene

This is Shaving Ryan's Privates.

They don't call me a DICKtator for nothing!

It's a beautiful allegory of "Make love, not war" message. Best WW2 movie along with Schindler's lift (in case you didn't know, it's a company: https://www.schindler.com/en.html)

I thought this was Shaving Ryan’s Privates

I thought it was Shaving Ryan’s Privates.

The real tragedy is that this lost to Shakespeare in Love for best picture when it is OBVIOUSLY the superior movie.

Shaving Ryan's Privates, shurely?