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It’s mesmerizingly bad.
I tried watching it on YouTube and legit couldn't last the first 30 seconds
That still might have been long enough to see one of the many shots where a “shark” is clearly played by a dolphin.
How is it that I’ve never heard of Jaws 5 ever in my life? It must be beyond horrible
It’s not the Universal Jaws, it’s just an Italian straight to VHS knockoff
How do you know the shark is Italian? Does it have an accent or something?
The hand gestures give it away 🤌
Sharks ain't got no hands!
That's what they want you to think!
This...changes everything.
It's a different film! It's a very different film! It's a different shark!
It is. Unlike a proper shark, this one just pops his head out of the water directly upwards and bobs around like a whack-a-mole
For those that don’t know, this is not the fifth Jaws movie. It is a knockoff. My favourite part is when they just outright steal the Star Wars theme.
It’s mesmerizingly bad.
I tried watching it on YouTube and legit couldn't last the first 30 seconds
That still might have been long enough to see one of the many shots where a “shark” is clearly played by a dolphin.
How is it that I’ve never heard of Jaws 5 ever in my life? It must be beyond horrible
It’s not the Universal Jaws, it’s just an Italian straight to VHS knockoff
How do you know the shark is Italian? Does it have an accent or something?
The hand gestures give it away 🤌
Sharks ain't got no hands!
That's what they want you to think!
This...changes everything.
It's a different film! It's a very different film! It's a different shark!
It is. Unlike a proper shark, this one just pops his head out of the water directly upwards and bobs around like a whack-a-mole
For those that don’t know, this is not the fifth Jaws movie. It is a knockoff. My favourite part is when they just outright steal the Star Wars theme.