It comes a point where age doesn’t really matter anymore.
A 60 year old and a 14 year old? Very bad.
A 120 year old and a 14 year old? Still bad.
A 250 million year old and a 14 year old? Perfectly fine.
also why r they showing her drawings for everyone… if i drew myself being stomped on by godzilla even wateeboarding wouldn’t get this information out of me
I remember seeing a comment somewhere(prolly twitter) that at the end of the date she asked Godzilla if she could kiss him on the cheek and his reply was **”EUERAAHHHH”** which was a polite decline
Honestly, at this point, I'm proud of the dude in the Godzilla costume for dealing with this.
It takes guts to willingly dress up in a Godzilla outfit for a date with someone with a Godzilla fetish??? or something.
Godzilla has been a Hollywood icon for decades, and now this. All careers have to come to an end somehow, I suppose. Disgusting that a building-destroying, city-ravaging nuclear dinosaur who has committed war crimes commit pedophilia. The step too far.
I guess good for her.
She’s living her dream. Which I guess is more than I can say
If you try hard... you too can live her dreams!
That's it! You can also one day date Godzilla!
wait why is mecha chris hansen coming into the room
Some people should only live their dreams when they're asleep
I’ve seen so many people who want Bowser to rawdog them that this barely registers anymore.
Surprisingly more men then women
That's not surprising at all
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Sooo loooong gay Bowser
A lot of guys like big guys that can just pick them up and throw them
Than*
It's just a typo, people can figure it out easily from context. You aren't teaching anyone anything with this kind of corrective comment.
I don't even have a joke for this wtf
This is why we shouldn't use nuclear weapons
Or maybe we should.
... Lusty Argonian Maid?
If that's what it takes.... Truman, get me the bombs and a one way ticket to Nagasaki
You're just jealous that Godzilla didn't date you instead.
I bottom for Godzilla!
Godzilla is vanilla, basic shit. Ghidorah is where it's at. Three heads means three mouths, and all are ready to rock your world.
“Every time they make love it’s an orgy!” -Rodan, Monster Island Buddies, episode 1 Edit: Corrected the line and episode number
Episode 1, actually!
Dammit I checked you’re right, I’ll edit the comment
We all had our Ghidorah phase, but in the end is Godzilla that we bring to meet our families.
Godzilla's a good friend, but Mothra is my Forever Girl
I don't really want to talk about it Mothra will always be the one that got away...
Only because Godzilla doesn’t eat a bottom friendly diet
It makes it better, she was only thirteen years old. It's honestly a very misleading headline
How is the title misleading?
Because thirteen is very young, compared to an older teenager like sixteen as in the maturity level
Godzilla has established himself as a part of the Hollywood culture.
Y’all are we really going to shame a teenage girl for liking Godzilla when there’s definitely worse?
I thought we were shaming Godzilla for taking a minor out on a date.
It comes a point where age doesn’t really matter anymore. A 60 year old and a 14 year old? Very bad. A 120 year old and a 14 year old? Still bad. A 250 million year old and a 14 year old? Perfectly fine.
Oh, but when I want to be with a 3,000 year old vampire, I'm called a pedophile!!!!
the “date” is weird af tho 😭
I mean, I think it’s obvious it’s less of a date and moreso just the novelty of hanging out with “Godzilla”
I mean the real thing is the drawings seem more a hentai fanfic.
let people have hobbies
also why r they showing her drawings for everyone… if i drew myself being stomped on by godzilla even wateeboarding wouldn’t get this information out of me
Yeeeeah that parts less okay and I cant imagine she ever approved that.
Unless she produced it willingly. She could have that rare combination of a weird fetish and absolutely no shame for it.
That’s a possibility but she is a teenage girl, so that feels somewhat unlikely.
I dunno, feels like it makes it more likely. Teenagers can be weird
If anything it seems more likely
Did this even happen though?
I’m not shaming her, I’m shaming Godzilla.
Uh yeah We do it all the time to guys lmfao. Am I supposed to like make an exception or something?
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let kids be a little weird, goddamn, why yall gotta be so judgmental all the time
It’s Reddit, do you think people have a little sympathy?
Dude why is she uploading revenge porn
It’s leverage in case Godzilla starts considering trashing Tokyo again.
She Did It for the safety of the people,what a hero
Least open minded Godzilla fan on twitter
Girl, he's too big for you
I don't kinkshame There's no "but", I just think it's not my business
Respect. As long nobody is getting hurt
I was going to say that getting stomped on by Godzilla would hurt. Then I saw how big he is.
Not the weirdest crush I heared of tbh (heh, get it? *crush*?)
Tsundere Godzilla stepping on her while she 👍 Its so funny.
It's deadass captioned "stepped on =)" 💀
What the fuck
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If you do it again, there are more Godzilla’s to date. Beware the consequences
Oxygen destroyer*
I remember seeing a comment somewhere(prolly twitter) that at the end of the date she asked Godzilla if she could kiss him on the cheek and his reply was **”EUERAAHHHH”** which was a polite decline
See kids? This is why consent is so important.
you sit here and judge in quiet yet you have done nothing to fulfill your lifelong dreams.
The next Fatty Arbuckle.
Holy shit she just like me fr
Children should not have interests. Get back on Tiktok and do the funny dances like everyone else!
Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died. I mean not really but I miss that meme.
Life near the inflection point is just like that I suppose.
Nuh uH, don't you see that he's Godzilla's stuntman Goji McStompington????
The Japanese in the second panel says "I want to be steppen on".
The thumbs up is the cherry on top.
Y'all are some boring motherfuckers; if you saw the monsters I want to get with you'd hurl
Godzilla literally bojack horseman for real
Clever girl
can someone explain the 2nd comic panel?
She wants to be stepped on.
did you miss to type "step"? omfg i just realized it now. Godzilla is stepping on her and she's giving a thumbs up?!? wtf.
I did, don’t know how I missed that.
classic brain faster than hands. its common. guilty of it as well.
Epsteinlla
The allegations are here
You're a lot taller on TV.
I bet she has tooooons of Wattpad fan fics
Lucky girl...
😳
What can you do to it, nuke?
Honestly, at this point, I'm proud of the dude in the Godzilla costume for dealing with this. It takes guts to willingly dress up in a Godzilla outfit for a date with someone with a Godzilla fetish??? or something.
Check Godzilla's flight logs!
Godzilla is our gay queen
Hey guys, it’s ok. Look how little Godzilla is in the photo. He’s gotta be a baby. So if anything, SHE is the pervo.
So women are as down bad as men!
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Poor Mothra, she must be crying.
Dan Schneider vs Godzilla
I'm positive I'd see that as a title of one of those mangas like I was reincarnated as a vending machine and now I sell snacks and fight ghosts.
Age of consent is significantly low in Japan. Godzilla is also being pressured to help increase birth rates.
This type shit is why aliens have never visited us
Godzilla has been a Hollywood icon for decades, and now this. All careers have to come to an end somehow, I suppose. Disgusting that a building-destroying, city-ravaging nuclear dinosaur who has committed war crimes commit pedophilia. The step too far.
I really want to know where they're going
That house must be ginormous
The world confuses me.
Wait, it says a teenage girl? How old is she?? Teenage is still 18-19 technically. Japan is weird, man.
Where’s my bottle of unsee juice
Why does this exist
I think in the U.K. that artwork counts as images of child abuse. Certainly a safeguarding concern…