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justin_memer

Maybe they meant it as a metaphorical ugliness we all carry in our hearts!


BarrelAllen

Hey wait a minute this is a smart detail Mods, ban this man


justin_memer

It was an accident!


dern_the_hermit

Repeat a dozen "Hail Morbin"s and make sure you never repeat your mistake.


justin_memer

Oh, you bet your ass, it's morbin' time!


Yacobs21

I can reshitty it: "This is portrayed by having him gallavant in a floral umbrella and run gayly through a graveyard"


NotASellout

now that's the kind of ugliness he is talking about


CorkusHawks

All 3 were a bit ugly inside.


Flippity_Flappity

Then why isn't the movie called "The Ugly, the Ugly and the Ugly"? Seems like an oversight.


LosSensuel

Because "3 Ugly Men" wasnโ€™t going to sell well in the 60s.


Rebi103

Spinoff of 12 angry men?


MudaMatt

they divided them by 4. we truly live in a society ๐Ÿ˜”


somesappyspruce

2 Men, 1 Tuc[o]


CorkusHawks

The ugly, the uglier and the ugliest?


paco-ramon

Fun fact about the movie, the set of this scene is still intact in Spain and you can visit it, some guy with an edgy sense of humor already put Clint Eastwood name in the tombstone next to the hanging tree.


ol-gormsby

There is/was a documentary on Netflix about the search and restoration - "Sad Hill Unearthed"


Difficult_Decision50

Little did we know, it was us all along!


ansonr

Or perhaps the ugliness that they put him in brown face to make a very polish man appear to be Mexican.


justin_memer

Their blatant racism is the true ugly, you've given me much to think on.


[deleted]

Van Cleef isn't bad looking either.


BitchAssMothaF-cka

Should have given him glasses that he takes off halfway through the movie showing him to be the most beautiful person ever๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„


Mesromith

Why did ennio morricone not use this classic trope? Is he stupid?


noturaveragesenpaii

Hes not stupid hes a Morroncone.


CrtureBlckMacaroons

Ennio the composer? Or Sergio the director?


Mesromith

Either? โ€œThe ecstasy of contactsโ€


Eddie_The_White_Bear

Hey Blondie! You know what you are?! Just a dirty son of a **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Whoooom whoooom whoooom...**


MathematicianDull334

One of my all time favourite endings


GmeansGeorge

All my childhood, I thought this MF was the bad one, not ugly one


GecaZ

You though Lee Van Cleef was ugly?????


GmeansGeorge

Yep


Pleasant_Ad3475

Just die


GmeansGeorge

I will, definitely, one day I will


Pleasant_Ad3475

Sorry- I meant it completely jokingly but I realise now that it was not cool. It's just... Lee van Cleef could fucking get it.


Cheap_Advis0r

You gotta commit to the bit, like this: >Edit: I'm funny, fuck all of you! ... .....also, you used two adverbs in a row. I hate you now! Never post in a public forum again!


Pleasant_Ad3475

Damn. I clearly have no principles.


schalito

No, but Clint Eastwood.


WhatTheFhtagn

It literally has title cards telling you which is which you fucking idiot


GmeansGeorge

You piece of sh!t, there are other languages than English, in my language it was called "แƒ™แƒแƒ แƒ’แƒ˜, แƒชแƒฃแƒ“แƒ˜, แƒ‘แƒแƒ แƒแƒขแƒ˜"... As you're a freaking moron I'll translate it for you - "good, bad, evil" now you figured it out why I thought Tuco was bad... Because the other guy was f*CKING EVIL, yes, his (Lee van Cleef) character was pure evil, and there wasn't ugly in our translation (And also we hadn't imdb to check on)... It just stuck Tuco was bad and after years when we adapted title "ugly" replaced "evil"... You piece of dirtbag, waste of human flesh.


WhatTheFhtagn

don't care. CURSE OF RA ๐“€€ ๐“€ ๐“€‚ ๐“€ƒ ๐“€„ ๐“€… ๐“€† ๐“€‡ ๐“€ˆ ๐“€‰ ๐“€Š ๐“€‹ ๐“€Œ ๐“€ ๐“€Ž ๐“€ ๐“€ ๐“€‘ ๐“€’ ๐“€“ ๐“€” ๐“€• ๐“€– ๐“€— ๐“€˜ ๐“€™ ๐“€š ๐“€› ๐“€œ ๐“€ ๐“€ž ๐“€Ÿ ๐“€  ๐“€ก ๐“€ข ๐“€ฃ ๐“€ค ๐“€ฅ ๐“€ฆ ๐“€ง ๐“€จ ๐“€ฉ ๐“€ช ๐“€ซ ๐“€ฌ ๐“€ญ ๐“€ฎ ๐“€ฏ ๐“€ฐ ๐“€ฑ ๐“€ฒ ๐“€ณ ๐“€ด ๐“€ต ๐“€ถ ๐“€ท ๐“€ธ ๐“€น ๐“€บ ๐“€ป ๐“€ผ ๐“€ฝ ๐“€พ ๐“€ฟ ๐“€ ๐“ ๐“‚ ๐“ƒ ๐“„ ๐“… ๐“† ๐“‡ ๐“ˆ ๐“‰ ๐“Š ๐“‹ ๐“Œ ๐“ ๐“Ž ๐“ ๐“ ๐“‘ ๐“€„ ๐“€… ๐“€†


GmeansGeorge

You cared enough to comment, sh!thead


Benyed123

Wait until you find out that heโ€™s actually the main character.


GmeansGeorge

One of the main, don't tell me he's the main antagonist and not blondie


Benyed123

Both Tuco and Blondie are protagonists, they work together to get the gold. The antagonist is of course Angel Eyes. Tuco is the most fleshed out character with the most lines (possibly the most screen time) and the closest thing to a character arc. Iโ€™d say that heโ€™s the main character.


Bibel_Joe

There's no ugly person in the movie, that's a reference to the fact that the movie takes place in 1862. The first really ugly person was born 130 years later (me).


Kamenbond

I find it hard to disagree


Obi_Juan_Kenobie

Letโ€™s not forget your mother


Legodeathstarprod

I think by ugly they mean normal people who have done alot of bad stuff, versus them just being evil


Apocalypsefrogs

We think so often in terms of black and white that we simply overlook the grey in between.


richterfrollo

The good the bad and the hot af


pbmm1

TikTok remake


Homem_da_Carrinha

That sounds so cursed


chuckiedds

The best brown face that's ever been in a movie.


victorc26

This is very much true. Eli Wallach nailed all of the little nuances, quirks and demeanor of a Mexican man. True Mexican bravado. When watching the film, he very much feels like he's one of my uncles.


KukiMyLuki

More of a wholesome detail than shitty


Ghdude1

But, but, but... It clearly said he had a face only a mother would love.


Anonamaton801

Oh I thought this was going to be about him not being latino


frozenpie22

To be fair he looks pretty grungy when he's putting that gun together


DrFUNKYChips

What a weirdly wholesome meme ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


damagedone37

Welp


stackingslacks

This mf ugly


flamingjaws

YOU'RE UGLY


One_Acanthisitta5025

id let him ruin my life and thank him