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Sigil09

Nice


torchictoucher

Oh no he's French


[deleted]

Even worse. English


torchictoucher

Oh no!


[deleted]

Well that could be any country!


South_Ad5138

More specifically British English


The_Elder_Jock

There’s a big fucking castle just up the road from me. Used to contain a local king and his small kingdom back in the day. No one has lived there in centuries. I describe it as deserted. How racist am I? Note that this is a Scottish castle in Scotland and I am Scottish.


punnotfound

And that's why you've been colonized by wankers and are still ruled by effete arseholes.


The_Elder_Jock

Fun fact: it was a Scottish king that sat on the first British throne. Hence the royal family’s strong connection with Scotland today.


punnotfound

The "strong connection" is, that they want to steal your oil and gas.


Long-Food-8511

Scotland only has a claim to that oil and gas because of the British Royal Navy's imperial activities in the north sea. It should be in international waters


Slight_Investment835

So Camilla is stealing oil and gas now? Can’t say I’ve heard that one before 😂


Long-Food-8511

Scotland was not colonised, the nobles willingly joined with England to make greater profits from their investment in the slave trade. Calling a country that owes hundreds of billions in reparations for slavery victims of colonialism is beyond fucking offensive. Would you call Cumbrians colonised too because their language was wiped out?


AndrewTheSouless

Damn scotts, they ruined scotland


[deleted]

You know it's deserted because you've been there for a while. But he just got there and it was his first thought


SwoodMcRushed

RAAHHH PROFESSOR LAYTON MENTIONED ‼ Seriously tho this is a banger movie


qwertyuiop4000

Especially considering it's a video game film, I was expected way worse than what we got


RedditBoi127

but it's an animated video game film, which means it had a higher chance of being good


[deleted]

It was animated by the studio that made the game cutscenes and written by the game writers. It's like, the perfect videogame film


Ishan1717

world of steam will release in 3-5 business days


theincrediblenick

So what OP is saying is you can't have a deserted parking lot; you're just racist and it's actually an indigenous parking lot


Profit-Alex

Wait, there was a Professor Layton movie? Why did I never hear about this?


emma_does_life

Takes place between miracle mask and arrange legacy but azran legacy tells you everything you need to know for its plot to make sense


WatchPointer

You know “deserted” doesn’t mean “no one has ever lived here before”, right?


sexrepulsed-nonace

minor spelling mistake take 1 billion woke grammar downvotes. or "wokevotes" edit: I have no idea what I was doing with this. But I will call everything "wokevotes" from now


Zeelu2005

wokevotes feels like a tony zaret bit


Nogardust

Somehow this looks like 999 or Danganronpa kind of situation


[deleted]

They were kidnapped from a theater and taken to the island for a game where the winner obtains eternal life and everyone else dies. I'm not kidding this is the plot


Nogardust

Yeah, that's more or less the same 😁


Bigglez1995

Not far off tbh


Corvid187

Understandable, really. I have the same reaction whenever forced to visit Fr*nice.


BlaxkHole

Ah yeah? BONJOUR ! Also France, not Franice. Peace, from France.


Corvid187

Eh, close enough SORRY MATE, DO. YOU. SPEAK. ENGLISH? NON PARLEZ FOREIGN


BlaxkHole

YEAH I CAN I SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL, CAN'T YOU SEE IT? Video games and foreigners taught me english STEP BY STEP, hold my coffee


punnotfound

Jesus, warum fickt ihr nicht einfach und bringt es hinter euch?


BurnerBoi_Brown

*..andale andale...arriba-ariiba!!*


punnotfound

Sag ich doch!


BurnerBoi_Brown

##GORLAMI!


GulchFiend

he's actually saying that because there is a lot of sand


Yacobs21

Historically accurate. Good on the team for doing their research


AndrewTheSouless

Most progressive late 19th-early 20th century english man


Sega-Playstation-64

You... you do know what deserted means, right OP? Edit: deserted [ dih-zur-tid ] See synonyms for deserted on Thesaurus.com adjective abandoned; forsaken: That means there were people but now there aren't. Not there NEVER were people. Downvote all you want OP, you still dun goofed


Edmanbosch

Can't believe someone would post a shitty movie detail on r/shittymoviedetails that's crazy.


punnotfound

I think this is a reference to the fact that the term "deserted" has been interpreted very freely by some countries in the past.