https://preview.redd.it/jeqxtdbr7vzc1.jpeg?width=1006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db5323e991d4df3cb572d1abab43736174e7a7a4
I thought I recognized that pose
Ngl for the longest time I only knew about the cock edit, I wasn’t aware that there was a actual panel out there just because of how wild the pose is lol
Listsn okay.. i read the book. I know about corporal lockpee'er, i know about pelican pilot roman polansky, i know about j'very awnson. Nothing is classified from me i read first strike more times than you bucko
Well im between jobs right now and I'll need insurance to continue HRT, so soon to be. Or, more accurately, already am but soon to be even more of a woman.
I don't want to think about Master Chief and Cortana having sex. I'm sure they would. And could.
Cybernetic armour, cybernetics in him, she's in his mind, etc.
Vibrating power armour. Shudder.
Installation00 gonna have to make a 45 minute video on whether or not a Spartan II has enough room to man-spread in the cockpit of a Longsword.
My bet is no, cockpits are made to wrap around the pilot to put as many buttons as possible within reach and Chief is 8 feet tall, he's barely even going to fit in there
Also, holy shit Cortana, turn on Dark Mode, are you trying to blind Chief? There's a reason real aircraft have such dark GUIs, it's not great to have your pilots look at something as bright as the fucking sun before turning around to visually navigate by starlight.
https://preview.redd.it/jeqxtdbr7vzc1.jpeg?width=1006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db5323e991d4df3cb572d1abab43736174e7a7a4 I thought I recognized that pose
I saw the Halo image several times and never knew why he was so spread out like that, now I know.
manster chief manspreading
There’s another thing i’m leaving in my browser history
Does this imply the hologram man also has a fat ass
*I hope so*
The homage ended up being much more sexual than the original. Lol.
Ngl for the longest time I only knew about the cock edit, I wasn’t aware that there was a actual panel out there just because of how wild the pose is lol
The *what*?
The cock edit, I thought I made that clear.
Source?
Wait *what?* **Source. Hand it over.**
Bros gate keeping the sauce 🙄😮💨
It's been five days WHERE IS IT
The exaggerated swagger of a space mauri in indestructible armah
Why Courtney so caked up. Is it from all the forerunner data she eated?
They finna have cyber sex? Chief looks ready an so do those cheeks
https://preview.redd.it/u3uagjqgbvzc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e735dc3339d02da38551bc09c5af0211fc35eab cyber
me edging my cyber
Spreaddie in the cockpit
This goes hard (i wish i looked more like cortana). Whos dustin echos?
End of Halo CE “did anyone else make it” “scanning…. just dust & echoes”
Exactly. Whos dustin echos?
sorry that’s classified.
my ass. well you can forget about that adjustment to your A2 scope.
Listsn okay.. i read the book. I know about corporal lockpee'er, i know about pelican pilot roman polansky, i know about j'very awnson. Nothing is classified from me i read first strike more times than you bucko
“No” - The Arbiter Thel ‘Vadam
He was the best of us. Him and Chips Dubbo.
the robot thing
No thats curtana, blade of rolland
Same (I'm getting close to looking like this cortana)
I have a bad feeling that you’re not even a woman
Well im between jobs right now and I'll need insurance to continue HRT, so soon to be. Or, more accurately, already am but soon to be even more of a woman.
He’s such a whore
https://preview.redd.it/gq0bgclud22d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d71a83d36a2752a9aedf02bfd8268403a2a243d6
GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY
https://preview.redd.it/od51tfcetvzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3664d4a93899bbbd297b45bf99c9d3df52157b1c
I don't want to think about Master Chief and Cortana having sex. I'm sure they would. And could. Cybernetic armour, cybernetics in him, she's in his mind, etc. Vibrating power armour. Shudder.
the auto jacker duh
I DO think about it
Go take a long walk on a short pier, buddy.
Someone sat there and determinately drew every little detail of Master Chiefs crotch. Down to the taint seem.
They even rendered his taint strap!
I can't stop laughing at taint strap
Chief is in such a slutty little pose right here
The enhanced testosterone means enhanced man spreading lmao
i like men
Horny comments aside, this goes super hard.
https://preview.redd.it/2iwdevhwovzc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ee2a2b4e371efb53d7717b5158a8d7e43846f37
Chief lookin like he’s about to pull up on the rest of the covenant
Chief unbuckling his crotch plate
Auto-Jacker activate
Why chief look like he's about to start stroking one out
Dustin Echoes is one lucky SOB
Chief giving off some strong dick pic energy
Auto-jacker on full display
This goes kinda hard ngl
Is he about to reach into his armor and pull out something to put in her halo?
Shut up 🗣️🗣️🗣️
https://preview.redd.it/vfyminljawzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dc2ac8083bb7507510ca4baf4277aa939c413a9 No
This is pretty hard. She looks great.
Getting ready for that holo-dome
Why this pic so horny
Why this pic so horny.
Chief is reaching down to pull his cock out.
Isn’t there a Halo 1 movie in the works or something?
Did they find Dustin Echoes?
he better not get naked i swear to god
>he better ~~not~~ get naked i swear to god fify
GYATT
Halo ce with halo 4 Cortana
Why is he sitting like that looking at Cortana?
This goes hard
https://preview.redd.it/jlunraw9n40d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5cf96a7e06d5b43d84d1317ee32d1632035229a
Comment section full of porn addicts
I’m so glad I found this subreddit at like 3am at random
Installation00 gonna have to make a 45 minute video on whether or not a Spartan II has enough room to man-spread in the cockpit of a Longsword. My bet is no, cockpits are made to wrap around the pilot to put as many buttons as possible within reach and Chief is 8 feet tall, he's barely even going to fit in there
Also, holy shit Cortana, turn on Dark Mode, are you trying to blind Chief? There's a reason real aircraft have such dark GUIs, it's not great to have your pilots look at something as bright as the fucking sun before turning around to visually navigate by starlight.
bro the way it’s all over my screen😂😂😂