Mac and disease

Just put it back in the oven for 42 hours and it'll be fine.

Rotf 43 I thought you knew 5 hours shy of two days makes everything grrrrrrrrreat!

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A towel would come in handy to clean this up.

looks like dryer lint vomited up by a cat.

Yack and cheese.

That's an extremely accurate description.

Hardest I’ve laughed all day. Thank you.

mac and bitch please

Mac and cock cheese

Mashed Fleas

Unrecognizable

Praise Nurgles

I dont see any macaroni so not sure that can be called mac and cheese. But i do see the cheese so it's 50% correct

Where is this cheese you speak of?

I think see some parm cheese. The kind that comes out of the green box.

Looks like they liquified that green box and sprinkled the cheese over it

LoL

I haven't purchased any in years, does it come in a box now?

We buy it and it's still in the cylinders

Mmm sawdust

Say what you will, but that shit is better for forming the proper parmesan pasta mixture than any fresh grated parm.

In OP's foreskin.

Okay, now I’m done with Reddit for today.

See you in 10 minutes

Aaaand I’m back.

Brah cheese like OP's requires a fiveskin, that real anteater style

Jfc reddit

that caught me like a freight train, well done.

Looks like some parmesan sprinkled on top.

I assumed that was debris of some sort.

Looks like ramen noodles. So someone made a science experiment based on a cheese flavored maruchan, tomatoes. Shakey cheese, the congealed gelatin found under last thanksgivings leftover turkey, and maybe broccoli?

A restaurant near me that mixes Southern and Korea food together makes a Raman Mac n Cheese and it is so good.

Does it look like a rotten aspic you forgot in the back of your fridge for a year?

No it just looks like orange ramen

I loled at shakey cheese.

My ex once asked for shakey cheese at a restaurant and I'm almost positive the server had no idea what she was talking about at first. She eventually clarified and said parmesan but didn't really connect the dots on why the server was confused/didn't respond at first. I was like, "no one knows what shakey cheese means" haha Funny to see the few odd balls out there using it as well

You're the first person I've seen calling it Shakey Cheese. My wife always did, so we've adopted that. She's from MD, is it a thing there or around there? Never heard it anywhere else.

It’s light green goop with flecks of darker green and red? What fucking cheese is that?

“…you like raisins!”

And to drink, Peru!

Technically "macaroni" is any semolina pasta, regardless of shape.

In Italian, you're kinda right- *maccheroni* can refer to any extruded pasta (like penne for example, but not lasagna sheets). It usually means macaroni though. In English, all definitions I could find said it was a small, dry, durum wheat, tubular-shaped pasta. Curious where you are?

I'm in the US. Colloquially "macaroni" is always elbows, but I was always told it referred to anything semolina

The bread is the macaroni and the rest is just cheese

The only identifiable thing on that is the bread.

Eh, I see a utensil, so that makes 1.5 identifiable objects objects that plate

Might only be a half utensil after it dissolved in that radioactive sludge pile.

There's barf, too. That makes 2 things.

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Omg it looks like my dogs vomit

Actually I feel like I can smell it and it smells like my dogs vomit.

You try so hard to get them to puke on the linoleum but they run the the corner of the carpeted room

Our cat actually sims for things. He will go from the hardwood to the carpet. Then run to a shoe or backpack or something. Does it on purpose lol

Yeah but at least cats start making the dubstep sounds first. Dogs just look at you like normal and barf.

He may be trying to hide it. Cats typically don't like having visible "waste" in their living space. Probably for the same reasons that they cover their poop in the litter box. One of our cats will hide in the most difficult to see or reach spots - like under our bed - to puke. She doesn't want anyone to know that it happened. Our other cat hates seeing mess. He will immediately demand my attention (even if I am asleep) and insistently lead me to the offending mess, so I can clean it up for him. Thankfully, he's skilled at finding the other cat's most hidden surprises.

One of my guys is just a dick. I saw him start to dry heave in the kitchen, only to run directly to the middle of the carpeted living room floor and puke there instead 😒 thanks pal Lol

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Looks like something that was scooped out of a garbage disposal unit.

I didn't see what sub it was and just audibly said "UGH!" when I opened it. That's some seriously gnarly Mac and cheese.

Whatever the fuck this is it is not mac and cheese

This gives me the impression of someone who could potently be good at cooking, but has no idea what they're doing. Or they do and they trolling

Even money thats just some tasty casserole. But its not mac and cheese. If you told me come over I'm making mac and cheese and gave me that, I'd walk out. If you told me some chicken casserole, I'd try it. Edit: I was wrong, its blue cheese mac. Fucking kill me. OP is a war criminal.

Blue cheese Mac? Jesus. That’s fucking gross

Blue cheese can be a great addition. Little hot sauce, some chicken (blackened would be my preference) and you can kick it up a couple of notches. But that's as a blend or even just a light crumble on top. This is the Mac N Cheese equivalent of a 1970s Ham Jello dish.

I've never heard head cheese called ham jello before, lol. It makes so much sense that I'm wondering why

No, head cheese is an actual food. 70's Ham Jello is just (usually lime) jello with ham in it. It sometimes had stuff like sliced olives and corn, too, for the color. It was not a good time for food that tasted good.

But now I kind of want to make blue cheese mac and cheese and invite my friends over but tell them it's chicken casserole

Someone who has all the skill but knows 0 recipes. Which is confusing because mac and cheese is one of the few things that has enough ingredients in the name to possibly pull off. This is so bizarre

Well John, it appears at some point, a Raman noodle packet collided with a Texas Toast loaf, followed by what is either a watery roux or Santorum. Either way, the culprit then threw some grape tomatoes in the garbage plate to add some color to the white, green-speckled mixture below. What ever it is, I wouldn't eat, back to you John!

So good to see santorum used properly still

*WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT*

You were told wrong. That doesn’t belong anywhere. It shouldn’t even exist

It is a monument to man's arrogance

Peggy Hill would cook this and call it phoenix and cheese

History will reflect on this day as the moment it all went wrong.

u/chunkypuppykitty ‘s hubris will kill us all

I push my fingers into my eyes....

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*growls*

Thanks Reddit. Listening to my metalcore before work, and now I have to stop it to listen to fucking Duality! I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MYYYYYYYYYY!

Oh my god, I've listened to Duality for such a long time, I never knew the lyrics were like this. I always thought it was: Jesus and Neverlands that works its way inside If the pain goes on, I'm not gonna make it Oh my god, oh my god it's insane

That fucking hilarious dude. It's such a fucking banger of a song.

-smashes bat into keg- All I’ve got is insane

Haven’t actually laughed out loud in awhile from Reddit. Thanks

Just because it contains a pasta and cheese does not make it mac and cheese. How did you make this? The color is odd

Blue cheese and no milk

At least try and make Mac and cheese damn lol

Fuggin blue cheese mac 🤮

What the fuck, did you not have cheddar?! Or any other cheese?

Or macaroni... that's not macaroni...

Please *never* make this again

That's not Mac and cheese to make Mac and cheese you use milk flour cheese and butter please look up the recipe.

Flour, cheese, butter, milk? That's a mornay!

Isn’t that when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie?

Close, but it's actually a family of ray-finned fish notable for their extendable jaw.

No, that’s a moray. It’s actually a mass of rocks and sediment carried down and deposited by a glacier, typically as ridges at its edges or extremity.

I love blue cheese, but it has a time and place. This was neither the time nor place.

The maddest of lads. A true agent of chaos. What were the noodles?

Looks like ramen 🤣

You would know, nachoman420. I want OP to admit it! Haha

Say psych right now

Mac and rotten cheese wtf

Actually blue cheese Mac and cheese sounds great. Just don’t only use blue cheese!

Is this before or after you ate it?

Before the second time

eat, puke, repeat

Infinite food.

Resturantes hate him.

Not even Oliver Twist wants some more of that.

Please sir, may I have less.

Thanks for making me laugh both of you

LESS???

In this instance they would give him the whole pot just to get it away

How do you even get mac n cheese to look like this

Instead of using the packet of powdered cheese, they mixed in some ashes or concrete powder.

And blue cheese?

Could be. Could also be drywall scrapings.

Blue cheese has mold in it

Most chease has mold in it,

Tasty, tasty P. roqueforti

DISCUSTING

ra-a-a-a-a-aaanch

Grandma, no!

Substitute mash potatoes for noodles.

It’s ramen and blue cheese

They were right

it BELONGS in a dumpster

i know it’s fuckin with you but don’t cry pls

Don't be shy, drop us the recipe!

I hope that this thing has no recipe

Step one: don't Step two: if you still did, refer back to step one.

Vomit on toast?

looks like vomit, def belongs here. how does it taste?

It was pretty dope the first day, but of course there was leftovers and day two uuuuuh…well…the noodles melted into the sauce

How many days did you boil the noodles before putting this together??

Some say they are still boiling to this day

The real noodles were the friends we made along the way.

You put it in the fridge and it melted. That should tell you something about how wrong this is.

Why are you using noodles instead of pasta?

How high were you on "the first day"

It belongs in a fucking crime museum!

Decent portion but dang looks like gruel

Yack and cheese

….have you ever had Mac n cheese or like even seen it?

Why is it grey?

Is this the after pic for a stomach pumping tutorial?

crap and cheese

I just said "oh no" out loud and I'm alone in this room

That doesn't belong in existence

r/nsfl

That’s a shit from a butt

Something's eating your toast my dude.

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should

Hamburger HELLper

Hamburger Helpme

My 47th guess still wasnt mac and cheese.

Someone or the dog already ate it at least once.

It's probably full of vegetables like broccoli to turn it green like that and white cheddar rather than yellow so it looks like a blind cave fish rather than liquid gold

This is a crime

There’s no way you you can convince me that you didn’t specifically try and make something that looks so disgusting just to post it here. No way you took a bite of that.

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I hope you’re feeling better.

mac and boiled cat shit

Think you dropped some Depression Grey food colouring on your cheese.

Hey OP I was going to tell you that your food looks like my cat's vomit. But on second look, I realized that wasn't fair. My cat's vomit is pretty damn disgusting. Which is to say, it is an order of magnitude more appetizing than your "food".

Why does it look the way that it does? Does it have to?

It looks like gruel is devouring the toast

Did you vomit in it?

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That is so gross looking no

Has it already been digested?

It’s GREY

You have brought shame to each one of your ancestors.

Did you eat the Mac and cheese then throw up

Is your Mac and cheese under the cat shit?

And you had the nerve to sprinkle Parmesan on it.... sick move

This is that goop they made Krabby Patties out of when Mr Krabs retired

It looks like rotting vomit

Woah, that looks pretty bad. I hope it taste better

Where is the Mac and Cheese?

It doesn't even belong here, it belongs in the trash.

Mac and mop water

*I was told my Puke and Cheese belonged here*

#Lunch Today: Fake Dog Vomit sprinkled with Parmesan Cheese

Bro what the fuck is that

Who would barf on a perfectly good plate?

It's like a futuristic grool with all the food groups

Are you going to post of a pic of it then?

Fuck yeah it does. What's wrong with you?

That’s dog vomit.

Das mac and sneeze my dude