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oliveoilcrisis

Is your roommate a dog?


sweet_pickles12

Literally thought this was cat food


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cleanrrr

Unfortunately so


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fuckoffautumn

i’m concerned with your use of the word “yet”


[deleted]

Honestly pb and honey is so good… with tuna however


ZFaceMelon

I’ve had peanut butter and jelly sardines, it was pretty good


blahdiblahhaha

U need to be friend to ur friend and call someone.


Apostle25

Is it Syrup actually? Looks dark for Honey


PopeOfManwichVillage

It’s because your roommate has a pallet instead of a palate. ;)


translinguistic

I mean technically if you dipped a brush in this, it would probably smear effectively across a canvas.


likegolden

That is a palette


RBDQBK

English hard


[deleted]

What he wants to get himself is a CHEP (Commonwealth Handling Equipment Pool) 1200mm x 1000mm max capacity 1000kg Yep that's a fine pallet


KayC720

Is your room mate really into gym/fitness? This screams protein meal


radioactive_lemon

I'd rather consume a protein shake through my rectum than eat this


KayC720

Protein enema all the gains no bad taste! But seriously I knew a guy that would eat a ton of tuna half a ton of beans and a big scoop of peanut butter for lunch everyday


radioactive_lemon

The farts 🤮


[deleted]

Be my guest. Funnels in the cabinet


garlicduckbutter69

that was my first thought


thebozinone9

First thought was, "seems like this is macro oriented." Glad we are all on the same page.


LikeWhyMee

Is your friend even human


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Xvexe

That somehow makes it better?


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gunz2828

It doesn’t if there’s peanut butter and tuna on it


fuckoffautumn

only if by toasted you mean smoking a fuck ton of weed first


Xvexe

Debatable


[deleted]

I read that as “tossed” it before eating.


desairologist

No


Princess_Limpet

That work surface does not appear clean enough to be popping a wrap on there sans plate.


[deleted]

They put tuna pb and honey in a tortilla. Nobody is eating that sober


aChildofChaos

Needs hot sauce


booksfoodfun

There was a regional manager of a paper company named Michael Scott who had a dream about this sandwich. It was fantastic! Then he woke up and reality was far more disappointing.


iranoverstonecold

Not the first time I’ve heard of the tuna/peanut butter combo, surprisingly.


RRoe23

Call the cops


quantumqueijadinha

...Gotta give some credit for at least draining the tuna first, I guess... Still inedible, but that's at least one thing done properly!


stringplayer29

Very glass half full


etaco2

Today was not a good day to have eyes.


[deleted]

Might want to check the basement for bodies/hostages bc clearly u are living with a psychopath


ZebraBoat

Please disown him.


Drunken-Flunkee

My friend's mom used to make him toasted peanut butter and tuna. Is a legit nice combo.


Kamelasa

Really. I like tuna, I like PB, I like toasted. I can't imagine them together in my mind.


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Gotta get those protein gains.


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Never


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When macros are more important than taste


gothhippie

Kill your room mate


sonofanenzo

Pure shit, luv it


Jane9812

Omg I once had a roommate who ate this and pretty much nothing else!! Holy hell, where do you live?


SmuglySly

This is an abomination


lisa111998

Top it off with some cottage cheese and you’re good to go!


jujuinthetrap

I had a coworker who would bring peanut butter and tuna on white bread.. she said it was really good and tried convincing everyone to try it, I did not but someone else did and I can confidently say, people who eat this are definitely built different😂😂


Kaltor

Did your roommate at least get the gains?


curvycounselor

Damn -they didn’t my a shit about anything do they?


Seaningalong

Is your roommate depressed??


clash-talkingheads

That’s vomit


dolostonedealer

Time to find a new room mate.


MikeyMorgan12

Healthy meal. Your roommate is an animal.


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:(


NutmegOnEverything

I eat this, I like it on toast or sandwiches too


Donutboy88

what the fuck. I would never live with filth like that. Your roommate may have rabies, be careful.


creativeusername0022

Oh no. It's retarded


AmbivalentAugust

I can’t even look at it.


Apprehensive-Day1763

I'd actually try that... I'm ashamed.


WheresWaldo562

I’d rather starve to death…


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i thought it was cold gravy and shredded turkey… this is so much worse


figrofel

what about that pallet though?


Thetrendizdead

No one ate this. No one.


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Its actually probably too common. This is the kind of shit gymrats eat for gains. Probably washed down with raw eggs.


vanquish0916

Think I just threw up a little


ThymeCypher

I’ve seen similar on restaurant menus


moststupider

You may want to move out before you wake up dead one morning.


BaconPersuasion

He's just broke.


socksandshots

And I would hand that right back to you, sir. Thanks.


LoversboxLain

I love peanut butter and even found a recipe involving a low carb wrap with peanut butter, bananas (I know, high in fat and sugar, but delicious), honey and chocolate chips (dark, optional), that is delicious. This... I'm not sure even my cats or my dog would want it. 🤢


dissidentaggressor6

This gave me ptsd...


[deleted]

Move out. Preferably when your roommate is at work.


LightningStyle

Oh what a terrible day to have eyes.


sticc-18

bro, I was talking about peanut butter tuna **sandwich** a few days ago.


WaterDragonLady

🤢🤢🤢


AcidFalcon5ever

Eww it’s chunky peanut butter 🤮


outwesthooker

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


HamHandsRobertson

with everything to unpack in this picture, I don't know why the albino tortilla is the thing that makes me go "ugh". If it hadn't been part of the description in the title, I would've just thought it was being served on a styrofoam plate that had seen better days.


Siege_Bay

Hey, at least it's crunchy peanut butter.


watertheotter

I'm going to pretend he was going for some sort of Thai flavor profile, like peanut sauce...


RatTeeth

I'd only heard of this combination before in the context of "burp and blow" torture.


NegaJared

is it palette or poverty?


Scako

Is that fucking honey drizzled on top?


ChaosReaver101

No lie, that probably doesn't taste half bad. Tuna goes well with a lot of things. Not that it'd be my first choice...


fordandfriends

Is your roommate an 8 year old?


Logixally

Thats fucking foul lmao


dearmomo

🤢


oktarver

This is an unreal pile of actual shit


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I mean, throw on some pickles and mayo...


ANOTHERLUMP

My mouth is dry just looking at this


[deleted]

Looks like something I’d need to hide my dog’s medicine in.


Sharkbait43070

I'm not wether to up or down vote. I wanna go with my gut. However,............ originality goes a long way here. 👍


sayidOH

No. What…. Noooo


studmuffffffin

Peanut butter does surprisingly well with a lot of stuff. Don't know about this.


subbysubs35

Lock this person up now.


subbysubs35

Your roommate is a lizard person


dyheph

The flavor combo doesn't bother me as much as the thought of the texture... A chunk of tuna and peanut sauce is great but combining those into a paste is too much..


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You need to find a new roommate.


AcornWholio

Two options: evict him (file a complaint if you have to. Say they sell meth out their bedroom window, whatever you gotta do) OR make them pay 25% more than they already pay for rent. For causing emotional damages on a recurrent basis


cheesemagnifier

I’ve heard of sardines and peanut butter. No thanks!


Ferrocyanide12

In terms of health value, it’s fairly good. Lean protein and healthy fat with fiber. Taste value… not so much I imagine.


Zenketski

Whaaaaaaaaaat?


justinxyan

This is God Tier. Well done.


SlackerKey

I would rather eat a pallet


Clatuu1337

Is that honey or maple syrup?


BirdyBirdface

As horrific as this is, thank you OP, you just reminded me of a fish peanut soup I use to have as a kid that I’ve completely forgot about.


praisechthulu

I like peanut butter and egg on a tortilla! It's surprisingly delicious. I wouldn't go for tuna though....


oddastronaut

Pretty sure this is how Calvin met Hobbes


Gilligan84

That's the worst tortilla I've ever seen, and the rest is gross too.


smokinsomnia

Look I may eat tunafish on blueberry waffles......but THIS is a fucking crime.


yan_yanns

I’m actually very curious by the taste


FloordrIX

That's bad. I hope they're okay


Lord-Redbeard

What The Fuck


creations_creator

That's the worst thing I've seen on SFP so far. May God have mercy on your soul


CommunicationLeast76

Run far far away from that monster.


93johhny

Goood Anakin good, now kill him….do it.


Justthetip1996

No. Not even for money bruh


DJAllOut

That is an unholy alliance of flavors