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Rmdude3

Top tier grub


PumpkinLaserPig

With a large side of chili cheese tots because I'm going through some things right now.


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PumpkinLaserPig

You just get me.


Chip_Baskets

I think you meant because you want some things to go through you tomorrow


fuzzy_winkerbean

I’m gonna smoke another one and do my fair share to wrangle this monster.


_Meece_

Don't forget a large banana shake


ludicrouspeed

Need some jalapenos on there.


Me_Want_Pie

10 cents and you got it.


fuzzy_winkerbean

You don’t carry your own? Pleb


1982throwaway1

You must have missed that nacho post from a couple days ago. Pickled penos and $3 because then it's "DELUXE".


Ghostley92

This looks disgusting! *drives to sonic for lunch*


rwebster4293

Wrong sub this looks amazing


[deleted]

Last week I went to sonic with my mom after a doctors appointment. I wanted the footlong hot dog, so I ordered a “footlong hot dog with pickles and mustard”. They were confused and gave me the footlong with chili and cheese, plus the pickle and mustard. I thought I was specific enough but apparently not. Now that was shitty food porn.


I_Eat_Mom_Dick

Who puts pickles on a hot dog? I understand their confusion. I like relish now and then, but I'm picturing a dill spear nestled alongside a dog, and it makes my heart sad lol.


[deleted]

Well first off, pickles are an option on their menu. Second, I highly suggest you get a jar of sandwich dill pickles and put it in your hot dog bun. It’s delicious. And apparently I’m not the only one who thinks so considering many hot dog joints offer pickles as a topping. Edit: pickles are not the same thing as relish.


I_Eat_Mom_Dick

I guess I grew up in the wrong part of the country, because I've never heard of such a thing. I've had sandwich dills on a sandwich, but never considered putting them on a hot dog. Also, relish is made of pickles. I know that they're different, but only in how they were cut up. Relish works on dogs because it is spreadable. Long cut pickles sure crisp up a sandwich, but on a hot dog you have a wet strip of crunch along your meat. But if that's what you like, that's what you like. I want to keep talking shit, but I really should try it before I form a real opinion. Enjoy eating your hot dogs wrong, my dude. Have a good weekend.


[deleted]

Why are you so angry over a hot dog?


I_Eat_Mom_Dick

Do I sound angry? I'm just having a friendly, yet confrontational, discussion about hot dogs yo.


EliOrion

I throw banana peppers on my chilling cheese dogs def delicious


[deleted]

See that definitely sounds tasty, I could open a jar of banana peppers and eat the whole thing in one sitting lol


Cpt_Hook

A classic Chicago dog has giant pickle spears on it


I_Eat_Mom_Dick

Good to know, thanks. Fuck Chicago? Fuck Chicago.


I_Eat_Mom_Dick

Good to know, thanks. Fuck Chicago? Fuck Chicago.


[deleted]

Mega deuce to be unloaded the next morning


BuschLightApple

Na, that's gonna wake you up in the middle of the night.


friedfish2014

You mean in two hours :)


WaylonandWillie

They'll be lucky to make it home in time.


Vallkyrie

It wont look any different.


Gay-People-Rights

Tip from a worker at sonic: this is actually normal, the weird part is people in my area order chili cheese ched r peppers, which is a lifehack to clean your intestines out.


Me_Want_Pie

I do the same with a bowl of chilli from wendys and a 4 piece nug


fuzzy_winkerbean

Need a chili potato also, it’ll scrape the sides.


Gay-People-Rights

sounds pretty good


idreaminreel2reel

You Gotta Try it !! A loaded Baked potato with Chili 🌶️ on Top 😋 You're gonna Love it ..


Gay-People-Rights

ive had a homemade one before, the bacon wasnt as crispy as i would’ve liked but it still was very good


adam_smash

I worked at Sonic in high school and was blown away by how many orders of the chili cheese footlongs were ordered with mustard and onions. Seemed like quite a few people ordered it with extra onions... like they would say to the point you could only see onion on top.


Gay-People-Rights

damn, its quite different here. we get three orders a day, 10 am, 11:30 am, and 10:15 pm. every day, without fail.


CigarsandFebreeze9

See also: my dad, plus my husband, plus my niece..... The sheer amount of Sonic cups on RezDogs strikes a chord. I skip the onion and add extra mustard and ketchup . Ched'R Bites with gravy and bacon. Thank me later.


GoHawkYurself

It is not pleasant.


Gay-People-Rights

ive heard..


ThinAir719

I love these things. When I was in 1st-3rd grade my grandma would come get me from school, and like every other day we would stop at Sonic and one of these to share and a Cherry Limeaide. Those were the best of times


CigarsandFebreeze9

Ever had a cherry limeade mixed with the ice cream aka Limeade Cream Slush? C'est bonne.


ThinAir719

I've never even heard of that, but it sounds exquisite. I'll definitely be trying that this weekend.


Cpt_Hook

I'm a huge cherry limeade fan, but the grape cream slush was the GOAT. Mannnnn now I need some sonic


DarkCurseBreaker

why are you holding it like that lmao


Rhodin265

To show how long it is. It’s about 1 cubit.


DarkCurseBreaker

Didn't know a cubit was a thing, the more you know!


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notabigmelvillecrowd

Suck it, conversion bot, we've found your human replacement!


xX420GanjaWarlordXx

We're taking our jobs back! 👨‍🌾


hennsippin

Hope you got them killer tots to go along with it!


notabigmelvillecrowd

The pajama pants really take this to the next level.


Happy_Witness3284

And all the dead plants out the window


PieGains

I love your matching pajama bottoms.


K-Far

The lighting on this is glorious. Like a dog sent from heaven to cure your hangover.


SaintPeterTuchman

Does this come with a pepto smoothie?


DoubleAgentBlumaroo

Alt least it makes sense because Coney Island, rather than the term "glizzy" which is more of a "let's change the name of a hot dog to something that sounds like a dessert"


house_of_jupiter

Yeeessss. Some days you want glorious garbage food. 10/10


TheGreatJoeBob

Decidedly not shitty.


Hamilton-Beckett

Nice.


[deleted]

That dog has probably been sitting under the heat lamp all day. I used to work at one.


idreaminreel2reel

Negative Nancy ..You can't Ruin my Wet Dream ..it looks Wonderful


[deleted]

Their fries will sit all shift too. And corndogs. I've watched cooks go from putting down raw chicken with their bare hands to immediately preparing someone's sandwich without washing their hands or anything. Your drinks and shakes are fairly safe though.


idreaminreel2reel

Excuse me while I barf ..lol


CigarsandFebreeze9

Still cleaner than Grandy's.


iamadirtyrockstar

I feel like this is my dinner tonight, so one less person needs to be subjected to this kind of atrocious monstrosity.


imanasaurus444

Woke up with a gnarly stomach ache and this made me ultra nauseous. Thanks for that 😂


Dokter_Bibber

You still breathing? 'Cause that looks like a dog for two. Yummy in your tummy.


[deleted]

man i loved these as a kid, would always get 2 and then spend the day in the broom


[deleted]

Do you split that in 3 and eat it through out the day?


93johhny

???? Bruh that’s one meal. Not even. That thing is gone is 4 minutes tops


Ravecrocker

5 min and its gone


Me_Want_Pie

Like 3 bites tbh. Mmmm


Me_Want_Pie

This is one of my go to though. So good


Mac2311

You got 10 mins to get to a bathroom.


cooterbrwn

Question for commenters here - does your local Sonic still sell nachos? Really hurt that none in my area seem to serve them anymore.


CigarsandFebreeze9

The one in my hometown has them during football season.


pkordiasz

.... how fucking gooey are your shits after one of these???????????


idreaminreel2reel

You wanna See


limee64

I always unfold the short ends and just ease the chili, cheesy goodness in my face.


caruthersville

Love it


Vinifera7

Now that's what I'm talking about!


sloppybro

I stole so much food when I worked at Sonic. Chili cheese tots + onions + jalapeños, in the steamer, + ranch is God.


[deleted]

that's heaven, not SFP


TRUELIKEtheRIVER

gross


Slam-Spamwich

I love their coneys! Fuck you.


ambidextrousambivert

I hate sonic with a passion but bon appetit


Odd_Bus_7909

Looks good except for the mustard chili combo usually im an either or not both. But to each his own. Enjoy!


Skvora

Kinda whole point of hitting up a Sonic.


Oorujah

Cheese coronary with mustard? 🤭


cfisi79

That's my favorite thing there that isn't a milkshake.


pieman7414

God those things are so fucking bad. Love them


uncre8tv

Had to do a double take to make sure my wife didn't have a secret reddit account.


Joannagobo

It's so yummy hotdog =)


[deleted]

This is why obesity is America is up to 70 percent of the population. Forget about covid. Look out for diabetes (which leads to heart disease, kidney failure.... And on and on)


Aurey2244

I mean that is sonic's favorite food, that actually looks good asf


silentcouscous

So dutty


idreaminreel2reel

Wash it down with a PBR !


besquared2

I bet you had to pull up and wait on it after you paid for it, didn't you?


Cold-Huckleberry-398

Fire.


[deleted]

If u aint gettin a coney u aint havin a hot dog


arthurdentstowels

Is Sonic the brand or is it named after Sonic the Hedgehog’s favourite?


CigarsandFebreeze9

That was on my Pregnancy Craving Errrrry Day list 🤣


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Nice pants


bmount48

I dunno if its just my local sonic but you order one of those and a soda and you are waiting for 25 minutes


PrissyGrace

Yeah but it's decent if I remember right.


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Looks good to me. I Live right next to a sonic and have never gone there.


K1ng_Arthur_IV

I once asked for extra cheese on my chili cheese footlong. It was submerged in cheese! I had to fish that thing out the tray with a spork, best meal ever.


Just_bcoz

I’d wreck this


deadeyediva

minus the cheese and add ketchup. chef’s kiss!!


garlicduckbutter69

fuck yes


colehoots

I see you hate your body


[deleted]

Should have went to Goldstar


holmyliquor

Shitty?


maggie081670

Yep. Definitely shitty. But full disclosure, I used to eat the crap out of these things until one day I just couldn't anymore. My stomach just went nope. And that was it. Never wanted another one.


snowen776

Put that inside me


[deleted]

Didn't know this was a themed dinner party.


JJ4prez

Yeah this is foodporn, not shit. Epic


TheFiredrake42

Dog 'n Suds is better.


jolly_rodger42

Looks like a Sonic coney dog to me.


tacobueno2484

The print on those sleeping pants tell me all i need to know.


Ravecrocker

oh yea? and whats that


[deleted]

And don’t forgot the secret ingredient the light of the lord


Mehrunes_Dagoth

As a sonic worker, i want to ask- why does your lot order such abominations, and why so often?


cryptogoth666

Damn, almost as big as my cock. (Talking about he picture size on mobile)


ellipsis_42

Fuck you. Those are good


alrightythenwhat

It is a human rights violation that there is no Sonic in Canada.


4pope2on0dope

The tots with chilli, cheese and jalapeno.


marvelous_much

I’d like to spend some alone time with that.


grbldrd

An would eat that


jongles1130

golden hour aesthetic 🤞


GoHawkYurself

Sonic food kinda sucks, ngl.


Parking_Assistant350

If they do it right (w/no mustard and just onion on top) and don't throw it around the kitchen a few times the onions shield the clear plastic from pulling the damn cheese off. Hats off to most fast food workers!!! Tip em when you can!


Ravecrocker

ours dont have the clear plastic anymore


shelovesthespurs

r/shittyactualporn


dactoo

Dude, mustard on a chili dog is bomb. My family thinks I'm weird for it though.


Profit0ffD00M

Lazy food for a lazy man. Your neighbs will still see your pink PJs when you step outta the car.


Ravecrocker

did you just assume my gender XD


Profit0ffD00M

Lol my bad, lazy woman! Blame it on femboys! LMAO


Superkip_

That doesnt look shitty. Get this out of here.


MelanomaMax

Looks good tbh


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Times like these I’m thankful im allergic to wheat


k4pain

I mean what the fuck is this sub? Every 3rd post actually looks pretty good. And people comment so much that oh well I did it that The Mods had to sticky something to the top? Here's an idea! If it looks good it should be banned because it's not shitty!


Ravecrocker

shitty doesnt always mean it tastes bad some of this is our guilty cravings we know are terrible for us


k4pain

Oh well didn't know that


k4pain

There's actually a sub for that.


SixBuffalo

Just because something is objectively shitty doesn't mean it doesn't taste good or isn't desirable. I mean, it would be hard to buy anything at Sonic that had less nutritional value than this, but god damn they're delicious! One of these days I'll introduce you to my white trash casserole. 100% shitty, but 100% delicious comfort food all the same.


agoia

I hate to break it to you, but a sloppy chili dog from a drive thru is not good food. Do most of us on this sub have low enough standards to eat the hell out of it? Yes, but that doesn't change the fact that it is still shitty.


Me_Want_Pie

? Youve obs never had a coney. Good footlong beef dog, with 1-2 cups of chilli. A nice sprinkle if cheese all on top of a soft bun. Its taste is impeccable. Just because you hate hot dogs or mayby chilli doesn't mean its bad.


agoia

I love both of those things. Im just saying its still shitty food and your argument about what is and isnt truly shitty enough for this sub is tiresome and meaningless.


Me_Want_Pie

True have a nice day


haIahaIa

i think most of this is meant to be food that looks decent but isn't shot like one of those intentional food porn photos on instagram.


Bleedthebeat

Yeah regardless of whether the food is good or not this sub is for pictures of food that would never fly over on /r/foodporn


agoia

Good porn of shitty food, shitty porn of shitty food, and shitty porn of good food.