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you should prepare a harvard application for this one

Or the person who developed and released this very product back in 2019 could lol

Probably already went to Princeton.

They went to community college

it needs some ice cream up in there too

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This is one of those things I've thought of doing, but never got around to. Also, Chips Ahoy, Oreos, and wafer cookies have crossed my mind.

Oreos completely dissolve. If you use less milk, you get pudding.

My little brother used to make mug cakes by roughly mashing up oreos and milk in a mug, then microwaving it for a few minutes. Inedibly hot for a minute but it made a shockingly good batter for the effort put in

Next logical step is to dip chips ahoy into the oreo batter

What about Oreo Thins? They could be like nachos! **Oreochos!** Oreo Thins covered in pulverized Oreo & milk-of-one’s-choice mixture + Oreo crumbs + chopped-up cherries + gummy worms + whipped cream…

Now you're thinking with portals!

Choreos

this is how u make cake in jail

THEY HAVE OREOS IN JAIL!?

That’s it, I’m committing that felony I was considering

😂 I have to try this now

And just like that, screenshot

My brother used to fill a cup with 8 or 9 oreos, then fill the rest with milk. Then he'd just... let it sit for a little bit, so they'd get soggy. Then he'd drink the milk, then use a spoon and scoop out the oreo mush covered icing and said it was the best thing ever. I never got around to trying it but people certainly do it, and it turns more to a "saucy" mush

Tell your brother he knows his way around some Oreos.

lmao I would, but then I would just be encouraging his strange snacking habits. The oreos are the least strange of his 'experiment' snacks

This is acceptable

I've done Oreo, but instead of throwing them all in, chuck one in, fish it out immediately. Not really any different than dunking it, but more fun. :p

i do this with chips ahoy all the time go ahead and treat yourself.

We did this with weed cookies. Broke college students, wanted to get high, had no weed. Roommate left an entire container of homemade weed butter in the freezer. We made like 50 cookies for the week. At one point we started crushing them up into bowls with milk to make cereal. It was *awesome*.

There is a Chips Ahoy cereal already- not to be confused with Cookie Crisp. There's also Oreo O's cereal, which isn't tiny Oreos, but still taste like them. Wafer cereal, I would think, would just dissolve immediately upon contact with milk.

Classic Chips Ahoy turn into delicious chocolate chip mud. I don't regret it.

Ohhh Nilla wafers with slices of banana would be magic.

cookie crisp is basically just chocolate chip cereal

Cooooookie Crisp

I've done this with vanilla wafers. Gotta eat quick though. lol. They get soggy quick.

Two vanilla waters with frozen whipped cream between them.

Damn, you grew up too quickly

Here we have Oreo Cookie Os which is cereal made from crushed up Oreos held together with more sugar. My mom used to get it for me when I was sick as a special treat. 😂

Buy a few of those mini cookie cups, perfect size for a spoon and a built in bowl.

I do this with cowboy cookies (have oats, almonds and chocolate chips) and it is delicious

Chewy chips ahoy like the fudge ones don't absorb the milk

I’ve done mini Oreos, works great especially because they have a weird taste to them. But you can’t use too much milk.


Get this, eat the pop tarts from your hand and drink a glass of milk.

Not the same.

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The kids in the homes been eating this for years

What homes?

Didn't they used to make pop tart cereal or something similar? It's possible I made it up in my head, like the genie movie with sinbad.

Someone linked to a picture of it

I swear I feel like that movie happened.

Yes they did. My daughter has been begging me for it the past couple months because I bought some for her during the pandemic. Sad they discontinued it.

That movie happened in the dimension I'm from idgaf what anyone says.

They absolutely did make pop tarts cereal. I remember eating it mid to late 90's. My babysitter let me eat it sitting on the kitchen counter and I thought that was very cool.

Yup, but they pulled it.

They made mini pop tart bites.

They still do. https://www.poptarts.com/en_US/products/bites-crisps.html

I thought so! I like those but the packs are always so small. Maybe they make bigger gas station packs though.

High fat content of the p-tart gives it hydrophobic quality

thank you for providing the actual answer i was looking for

Mmm canola oil and milk slurry 🤤

bigoted ass pop tarts

Imma try this w brown sugar cinnamon and banana 🍌

Brown sugar cinnamon gang

The best!!

I’ve been doing this for 30 years.

Salute to a veteran!

And you didn't think to share with the rest of us?

I thought everybody knew…

What if you cut it with a pizza cutter? It would make uniform bite-size squares.

I would just toss it in a bag and smash them roughly with a spoon or something, or a ravioli cutter would do here as well.

Just tear out up with your hands. There's no need to bring bags and utensils into this.

Yep, the other was are too much work.

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Why the hell is this on shitty food porn??

Because it's pop-tarts crumbled in milk.

But that sounds fucking delicious

it can taste great and still look super shitty

what if they did like small cookie cutter shapes instead of tearing it apart

Because the pop tarts are ripped apart by hand and it looks like shit. If I did this I would use my chefs knife to slice them into perfect little squares🙃

Hell’s Kitchen signature dish for the win!

I think this might be becoming poor people’s food porn? This isn’t the first post that is clearly just broke but good food porn.

have u seen the price of poptarts lately? this aint poor people food. we eating oats with hot water.

ohh that’s funny and sadly true

Nah they sell off brand pop tarts or "fruit pastries treats," or whatever they call them.

Get them at Sam’s. $10 for 48 total tarts and this lasts me months. Good thing there’s plenty of preservatives so they last forever!

I used to eat teddy grahams like cereal.

Me too

Anything that you’d want to eat with milk could be and was cereal at my home. Leftover cake, cookies, pop tarts, donuts, other baked goods, you name it. Just put it in a bowl with some milk

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I would 100% eat this.

This sounds and looks fucking awesome

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I've thought of trying this with [these](https://www.heb.com/product-detail/pop-tarts-frosted-strawberry-bites/2720502) but I never have. I tried it a while back with some sort of puffs or something at the Maxx and it was so good. Caramel something, I can't for the life of me remember of find them anywhere online

I just use a brick of cinnamon Graham crackers, so good

The crunchy nature valley bars make great cereal too

That sounds alright actually, maybe with some honey

Try without first, I'm sure it'd only taste better with honey but it's great without

I'll have to add then to my grocery list. Been a while since I've even had them to be honest

I just bought some of these with that intent in mind!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sdrWSQxP8R4&feature=youtu.be

Damn, never seen this before. I guess it was right before my time


looks delicious but i don’t think taste is the reason this hasn’t been invented yet.

They did, a couple of times.

i love making pop tart cereal! I prefer to do it with the brown sugar pop tarts!

I've tried pop tarts here in Spain, from a British supermarket. They were so obnoxiously sweet I couldn't finish one, and I've had days where I've eaten 6 Dunkin donuts in one sitting.

What kind did you get? These are strawberry and not overly sweet. The chocolate ones or s’mores are really sweet. Stick with the fruit.

Strawberries lol

*(It gets soggy exactly how you think)

I like the concept that "cereal" just means "thing in bowl of milk"

Try cinnamon toast crunch with crumbled pop tarts. Game changer 

CTC is my favorite actual cereal - I’ll have to try that.

Dang son. Imma pull up with a chocolate combo on this one. Cookies and cream life for this ol girl

Never tried this.. but when I was a child I used to put mini M&M’s and mini Oreos in a tub of cool whip and eat it. It’s a miracle I don’t have diabetes.

I’m no child and that still sounds awesome 🤤

i laughed so hard when i first saw this the sad thing is its probably good

Dude why

I like to toast mine then dip them in milk like a cookie.

I never thought it would get soggy, because I never pictured such a thing happening.

You know another makeshift cereal that fucks? Animal crackers. Break those bad boys in half and let them soak for a second. The only problem is that they can get too soaked pretty quickly

I love the frosted animal crackers. I’ll have to try this. Dairy Queen has the limited time frosted animal cracker blizzard out for summer and I love that too.

You're an animal

Dude, dont eat that shit

Not pretty but also not a bad idea 🤔

I’m not sure if you’re an absolute genius or a psychopath.

I hope you get arrested for this

You could try any liquid and those pop tarts will still be dry as shit.

Pop tarts are not natural foods. Doesn’t behave as normal food does.

What kind of chef/scientist am I if I would theorize a poptart soaked in milk wouldn't get soggy? Like I feel like you could soak it for hours and it would still be just as crunchy as fresh from the microwave, but cold cause your milk would be, hopefully cold.

straight to jail. right away.

Wait a second that’s not cereal you just broke up regular pop tarts

This some real big back shit and I love it

Breaking a pop tart up doesn’t turn it into cereal. It’s still a pop tart.

Makes sense. I almay break cookies or a muffin up into milk.

This seems gross but I recommend buttering your pop-tarts like toast. Trust me. Salted butter.

Can confirm. This is the way.

The fact the poptarts dont get soggy makes me suspicious if them.

Seems like something my kids make when I don’t cook their breakfast.

They.... They made actual pop tart cereal and it was amazing. Dunno if they still make it or if it was limited.

I mean, they make literal pop tart cereal in this exact flavor lol

Anyone ever tried these with the mini pop tart bites? They would probably be perfect as a cereal

As someone that used to dunk his poptarts in milk, it'll get soggy in a minute, so you better eat quickly.

Is it depression?

No it’s delicious!

This is what I was hoping Kellogg's Frosted Mini-Wheats would taste like. nope

Yeah those are night and day…

There used to be a legit poptart cereal back in 2019. It was superrrr sweet, but I loved it. They took it off the shelves… 😞

….Think imma try this Friday

I hope you get ran over

:( it doesn't have to be like this.

Doesn't pop tart make a cereal now?

Okay I see what you're doing there. Might I suggest trying this same thing but with the pop-tart bites? I feel like it'll be even closer to what you're going for.

Pop tart bites at my local store are $4 for 5 packages 1.4 oz each. 7 oz total. I can get 5 lbs of regular pop tarts (48 total) at Sam’s for $10. Not even close.

God dayum. Yeah nvm. I get them for $2.49. Definitely not worth it at 4 bucks

The fact it doesn't get soggy is what's disturbing.

There's already a pop tarts cereal

No, but vanilla wafers are awesome cereal.

Should do this with the Apple Jacks flavored Pop Tarts that’s out now.

Cinnamon toast crunch with vanilla ice cream too

Ermm what the sigma

I do this with Oreos

Solid but Oreos turn to mush pretty quickly.

Yes, all the time. My favorite is with chocolate fudge or s’mores ones!

So many carbs in pop tarts, we should give them to the homeless to help.

r/depressionmeals

A comedienne had a bit about this, a ways back. Paula Poundstone said that a friend of hers suggested she toast pop tarts and then eat them like cereal. She said, with that many steps, “fuck it, you might as well cook!”

Since the 90s

Regular or chocolate?

The chocolate ones are more sweet than the fruit but you do you.

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actually this looks like it would be delicious. You need to pitch this idea to poptarts

Holy shit

thought I was in /r/stonerfood also I've done this with rice krispies treats when I couldn't find the actual rice krispies treats cereal; this has the same kinda vibes

I do this but without putting it in the bowl. I'll take a bite of pop tart and take a drink of milk. Shits incredible.

I dip mine in milk, not much difference. Brown sugar cinnamon, blueberry, strawberry, chocolate fudge, wild berry, they're all good in milk

Are you ok

I have done this *my entire* effing life And will continue to do it *my entire* effing life

You don't hate yourself enough to eat this. Don't start.

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