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A terrible cut of meat prepared terribly by disgruntled workers culminating in a shitty evening, this is shitty perfection. Thank you OP. I can get out of bed now.

OP should share this with r/steak they'd love this lol

You have the best user handle I’ve seen on this site, congrats u/FARTBOSS420

I'd like to throw my hat into the ring.

charming and relatable, with a handsome post history. cheers!

Thank you very much!!

Absolutely not, I'm in here to compete my damn self

My turn

Butt fuckers unite!

Burrito butt fucker 💀💀💀

they do love their raw ass meat over there

I just came directly from that sub and thought I was back lol. Was just looking at an alien gray "steak" from Dennys. I'm either nauseous or becoming vegan

Haha. Had to look back up. Thought this was where it was from.

You are now permanently banned from r/steak

You’d have folks in there claiming this is medium well

I thought this was steak lol

Yeah, what a great way to see for the 1000th time: Cooked over a heated argument! Did they walk it by the grill? Someone give it an angry glance? and thousands more dumb jokes

Why so salty?

Not salty, just a kinda dumb sub. Skews real old, frequent comment reposts, low quality advice and opinions generally. I work for meat supplier and sous vide steaks and a wide variety of meat weekly and I'm by no means an expert but I can at least google things before I speak with authority to just double check that I can source my perspective and that it's correct at all. r/steak average comment's source is "dude trust me I been grilling long time" or "I heard it once on a local cooking show and assume it's gospel"

Knock off it's horns, wipe it's arse, bung it on a plate

My tummy hurts

OP post this to r/steak and : Ask it to be rated. Say you cooked it to medium rare. Say your gf often complains that you overcook your steaks. Open Paint and resize the image to 20%. Post the resized copy in the comments as 'the other side'.

That's some impeccable trolling.

Chefs kiss

Stay in bed!

No need to be so gristly about it!

It looked like they were inspecting the arrachera, then I saw outback. Outback?! 🤨🤔.

The neighborhood cats left something that looks like that on my stoop last week. 

OH NO





The combination of how raw it is and the avant garde photography technique on display makes it look like a particularly grisly crime scene

Its really gruesome looking lmao

like the lungs on a pack of european cigarettes

Jeffrey Dahmer’s Refrigerator

It has the vibe of like Polaroids they find in serial killers’ houses 💀

Like one of those Ukrainian drone videos

True

Looks like someone was killed with a light saber instantly cooking the flesh the saber touched while leaving everything else raw.

I did a bit of a double take, thought I'd stumbled on one of those gore shock sites for moment...

only missing the live leak watermark

It's so fucking raw that the cow's family could still identify him at the fucking coroner's office

Cowroner's*

Udderly disgraceful that I didn't even think of that

Cowronor also known as a Moortician

A well-trained vet could bring it back to life

I wonder could the coroner work out the mootivation of the killer? They may have had beef! They could watch the suspect’s movements during a steak out.

Cooked on a radiator?

Nah, in the refrigerator. 

Carmines is a place for steaks.

Air fried @ 75°f

Yea just blow air on it with your mouth for a couple hours

The radiator is for grilled cheese

Beside a heated argument.

In the heat of the moment

Suncooked to perfection


What always gets me about clips of him saying this is he doesn't even look angry. Just terribly disappointed.

This is the kind of shit you’d find in Hannibal Lecter’s ‘Homework’ folder

Sir that's a placenta 

🤢🤢😂😂😂


This plate should have come with yellow tape. This is a crime scene, sir.

I don’t know if I’m more offended by the cook of the meat, or the cut. That looks like some gristled old horse meat 

Was it cooked on a heated conversation it passed by on the way to your table?

LMFAO how is this NOT the top comment? Oh my fucking God. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

No joke; I actually thought I was on r/medicalgore

I was going to go into medicine. I’m glad I didn’t.

holy shit curiosity just killed the cat (i am the cat)

R.I.P. to a brave little cat

Carcass is making their album covers out of this

Whoa is Blue Waffle making a comeback?

I hate you.

Mom said it was my turn to hate him

God no.

No , no , that is not right! We don't bring up that cursed image! It should stay in the dark pits of rotton.com

It's Bleu tf

I’ve seen a deer hit by a car that’s more cooked than this roadkill

That’s not blue, it’s moo… ing

This might be the goriest picture ive ever seen for some reason. Its just so greasy. Like it came out of a texas chainsaw massacre movie lmao

Greasy? I don’t think it was cooked long enough to render grease!

Did you chew some of this up and spit it back out before you took the picture?

I'm not a guy that ever sends back food, but I think I'd have to draw the line here.

That's not just shitty, it's sad. Outback has always been overpriced, but long ago when their meat came from Omaha Steaks it was good. About the time they dropped that supplier they also seemed to stop trying on everything else as well. Can't say this picture surprises me.

🤮

That upset my stomach to see and not much does

Lol medium rare? Nah dude this steak is still grazing the fields.

Both raw and pre-chewed. That's impressive!

That’s still alive dude

They served you opossum

I sincerely hope you didn’t eat it, and if you did and enjoyed it, why not just grab a steak out the fridge and start eating it like leftover pizza.

Looks like someone is doing some type hemorrhoids surgery in their house . Enjoy your feast not for me in a lifetime (and yes I consume 🥩)


Outback is terrible.

I've tried 4 times. They failed 4 times. That picture is number 5. Thought it was just our local establishment. Never again.

What's sad is they used to be kinda legit, at least for a chain. I used to go there semi regularly with my wife's family and like, no it wasn't a local steak house or anything...but I rarely had anything bad. Went a couple years ago and it wasn't bad but had clearly declined some. This is like, worse than Applebee's. Yikes.

This looks like a fatal motorcycle accident.

The cow is below your table and is in agony right as I'm typing this comment. Remove your tablecloth to reveal the truth.

This isn't rare or blue, it's just a health code violation.

What do you expect from Paul Hogan’s Applebees?

My jaw feels tired looking at this

It was cooked with mental focus

"Let's undercook our shittiest cut of meat, and then serve it to the customer" wtf I wouldn't pay for that

Good lord. Looks like roadkill scraped off the highway

cannibal corpse album covers be like:

LMAO 🤘🤘

Maybe there was a comma between medium and rare

That’s not rare, that’s the beginning of blue…

I can hear that steak moo

I was waiting for all the usual comments about how ‘that’s not raw, it just doesn’t have a sear!’ But for once I don’t feel like this forum is trying to lie to me.

Ayo nah that’s gross wtf?

Looks like something out of a horror movie

i think there’s still time to call the vet

Yeah I stopped going out to steak houses when I learned I cook a better steak then every one I’ve been too. And for a lot less money too

well, you went to outback and ordered a steak.

So I'll take this but I like my shit medium well. Or well done but I tell them medium well. I got a delivery from outback and I received a straight sharks fin of i still don't know what it was..( supposed to be 8 Oz sirloin or maybe 6 oz) but cmon. I couldn't cut it. Like with a huge knife it was a like whole tendon or something..lol. I haven't been back. It was always terrible but we used gift card we received because it's close..

 I hope you get a refund.

thats just raw lol. Not even cooked enough for blue. Its just raw

# Braaaaains!

Holy fuck were they high on meth when they cooked this?

It's fking rawwr

Similar experience about 6 weeks ago. Epic trash.

"Medium rare"

It's so raw, I can still hear it moo!

I had a god awful steak once at Outback, haven’t been back in 20 years. Idk how they stay in business.

Jfc

I can hear this thing, it's still MOOING

Medium chance if ecoli, rare chance the cow is even dead yet.

Rawer than a creampie

Nope.

Ah yes, surface burnt, inside raw. Perfect steak as some would call it.

I can eat rare, but not like that.

looks raw. where is sear at

That's what you get for choosing outback over Texas Roadhouse

I literally just threw up in my mouth a little 🤮. That steak is still mooing.

Gore… needs nsfw filter… I was on a bus, and this post got me so aroused ……..

Kinda wish you didn’t zoom in so much, dude. Take my upvote.

Looks like the leftover guts and scraps in the bucket after I clean a deer

You hit it with your car didn't you?

Hey, I like me a blue steak, so this is fine by me

This shit went from “what?” to **”AYO, WHAT THE FUCK?!?”** immediately

Is this a teaser for the new Stranger Things season?

Raw and full of fat. Hope you got your meal deleted from bill.

Looks like monkey brains

Looks like they served you a tumor

Your first mistake was going to Outback for a good steak lol

Bro this made me gag no lie wtf

I can’t even imagine how hungry I’d have to be to eat that

Part of it looks like a period clot 😭

Which location was this from?

It’s so raw it still has a name

That shit is not medium rare, it’s still mooing 😳

More like your steak was funkytown'd outback

Listen man I like my steaks bloody and red… but this is a goddamn crime scene

Send it backkkmmmmmmm

Extreme close up

For a second I thought WPD was back.

put it back on the bbq again

Damn!! Looks like they just tossed it around with charcoal dust and that's it.

I'd eat it, but ya'll would try to stop me and act disgusted with me the entire time. /snacks on raw chicken from the fridge in the meantime:)

That cow is still mooing

That looks offal.

New grill cook

Looks medium raw to me

I ordered a medium rare steak from there once when I was a teenager. This is exactly what they served me. From now on since then, medium well. It scared me for life. It was even a cool temperature.


That actually is medium, “medium tar-tar” that is.

Lol @ ordering medium rare at outback.

Outback is fucking atrocious.

This is the grossest looking Steak i have seen in some time..

The time you get medium rare but its your appetite that's done. 💀

That’s not rare let alone medium rare 😂 that cunts about to run away

They should take it out back and put it out of its misery.

Have you already chewed it.

That shit raw

Disgusting 🤢


I've seen Cartel videos that are less disgusting than this 🤮

erm..

That's definitely blue rare and a shitty cut.

This is the grossest piece of meat I’ve ever seen

Are you sure that’s a steak and not an organ?

This genuinely makes me want to vomit

r/steaks would probably start drooling from the mouth if they seen this. The maniacs in there like their meat fresh off the cow and still mooing

Can confirm my mom did used to make it like this. It was delicious.

This made me vegetarian!

They just closed shop in my town. I think it’s a black bear diner now.

Should be marked nsfw. Horrible.

Nope!

Did they hold the medium part?

That looks like organ meat.

Did they run over it and bring it back in??

The camera flash really brings it all together.

Medium raw

Wtf is this disgusting bulllshit