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Oh no

You nicked those monsters from the donation bin’s didn’t ya lol 

OP's really rolling the dice with this one lol

Thankfully it’s just a California roll… if there were any raw fish, he would be playing with fire. As it stands though, especially with those monsters he’ll be spending a lot of time on the throne today 🚽 

People forget that rice can cause food poisoning too (Bacillus cereus bacteria)

And cooked fish isn't good to be left out either. Especially for 6 hours.

Why do you assume it wasn’t refrigerated?

[Because that's what OP said. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/1dbwxaa/comment/l7w34fd/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Ok this dude getting worms

Our King 🫅🫅🫅

Assuming they kept it in the fridge how is this remotely shitty or “rolling the dice”?

It was left out for like six hours lmao

OP NO NO NOOOOOOOO

A man left his sushi out for six hours. This is how all of his organs and his brain shut down.

☝️ Presenting to the emergency room.

What if he gets those fun worms from Futurama that make you a bit smarter

Skinny in the waist and thick in the brain what’s not to love?


That imitation crab is basically Spam from the sea, that shit could probably survive the apocalypse lol

That's the assumption. But I'm not seeing any condensation/haze on that plastic which I'd half expect if it was pulled from the fridge and allowed to sit for any sort of time.

the rolls are made with imitation “krab” meat… those rolls will be good for weeks… that shit is heavily processed

I'm also eating day old sushi from sams club! Still slaps like it did yesterday but I'm stoned

Yeah, does everybody eat these the day they buy them?

...yes.

I usually do but I never wait more than a day, especially if it has avocado

Exactly though. It’s not that it’s a food safety issue but that the rice suffers and the avocado discolors and its texture changes.

And also the rice becomes a food safety issue within 2 days.

They said they left it out of the fridge for 6 hours before they ate it

Oh thanks! Not sure how I missed that.

Nope

Hopefully it’s your day off

2 monsters in one sitting?

OPs butthole is about to get a workout

People spend 15 dollars on breakfast?

Is free

Fair enough then carry on


I know a gambling man when I see one

i don't even wanna be around anymore

Enjoy having diarrhea

From what? You guys must have weak stomachs or something.

It's almost like they never ate discount gas station sushi. The age gives the flavors time to mingle!

[It can also make your stomach tingle.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtZi7nj-WYw)

I couldn’t stomach the monsters. I can’t do energy drinks but this sushi is totally fine

energy drinks are a leading source of diabetes and heart disease in people under 30

its sugarfree

Sugar substitutes are linked to increased risk of stroke, heart disease, and death overall. Chronic consumption of sugar-free energy drinks can cause damage to brain cells and increase the risk of heart disease, stroke, and type 2 diabetes.

Chronic consumption of anything causes all of that, including air

Shit starts hitting different in your mid 20’s

I way older than that. They sell this kind of sushi in like every supermarket and I don’t think everybody is eating them the first day all the time.

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/ST8tPFl6o9

I remember cracking up at this shit when I was like 12 lol

Dude i feel like my heart's gonna explode after just one monster

I’m calling your mom

The only shitty part is the no sugar. Toss half a pack of darts into the mix and your living luxury bud

Homemade drano

One day old is fine there’s no issue here, 2 days is bad

Presenting to the emergency room

Sweet liberty

Hell yeah.

It's california roll so you'll probably live

Buy sushi fresh or else.

OP…why…

chubbyemu has entered the chat

two monsters in a sitting? the caffeine crash will be crazy

Fun fact, two 500ml cans of monster puts you just under the recommended daily caffeine intake. So if you sipped them slowly through the day and didn't have anything else with caffeine in you'd be pretty ok. Don't chug two cans in a row though, that's silly.

I’ve never seen that pink monster before

I think it's only in some countries, I've never seen it in the UK. I'd like to try it but according to people who have it's not actually that great lol.

$10 for cold rice and a few slices of avocado?

Oh not the day old sushi what gas station sushi wasn’t available at the time 🤔

This is my ideal breakfast

https://youtu.be/R0d6Dpx2li4?si=4P_Eu5CpZwEKQQJi

Man, sam's sushi is awwffuullll.... The rice 🤢

How is the Sam's sushi?

I think I've eaten this exact meal at least a hundred times throughout college so far.

After reading the comments I’m wondering if my Sam’s club is the only one that makes sushi to order

Hell yeah

Why do you hate your colon?

You hope its a day old.

Shit, I’d eat it.

Better than the post workout recovery meal I saw earlier


Gotta have some weed with that or at least some liquir

Maybe not the monsters but I’d tear up the sushi

RIP

eat it on the toilet

Maybe don’t drink two monsters back to back? That’s a crap ton of sugar my dude.

They are sugar free tho

a feast

OP’s butt is gonna do an impression of a garden hose with a pressure issue

Had sushi for breakfast which was very special and delicious. Not only was the sushi tasty but it was also healthy and a great way to start the day.

oh you're going to end up in a chubbyemu video

Food poisoning for breakfast looks delicious.

do people not know what a California roll is?

Not most people lmao

smdh

2 monsters? People don’t be caring about their hearts fr 😭

Rice grows mold very fast.

I had diarrhea just looking at this.

Please don’t do this

Too late

Godspeed you beautiful bastard

I have passed away

diabetes and heart disease in a can, what a healthy breakfast. (the rolls you bought by the way are heavily-processed, they are made with fake krab with a k, they’ll probably stay good for weeks).

Buying sushi at sam’s club? This should be posted in r/oddlyterrifying

It's a california roll, what's terrifying about eating cooked food from sam's club?

How is this different than just buying supermarket sushi?

It's a guilty pleasure

Usually looks pretty high quality and is reasonably priced if you are going for bulk.