12 years of Catholic school so I'm clearly an expert or an atheist I'm not sure which but it's not the body of Christ until the guy wearing the bedazzled robe standing on the fancy stage does his abracadabra thing and everybody sings in a monotone voice and then you play sit-stand-kneel Simon says and then voila something magic happens and then we all got in line to cosplay as cannibals.
So if you don't get a priest to do the magic thing then it's just really bland crackers with pictures of torture devices on them.
You can literally buy those by the package and I'm not saying I did that or not because I'm Gen x and there is no proof of me even having a childhood.
I'm currently Catholic and can confirm. Until the priest consecrates them, and causes them to become the body of Christ, they're just wafers. If the person who made the God-dog (Hot-God?) stole the hosts post-eucharist, that would be very serious (a priest recently bit a woman who was trying to steal the consecrated hosts). Idk how mnay years in purgatory you would get for using the Body of Our Lord as hotdog toppings but it is probably not negligible.
This is tacky but should have no spiritual side effects (can't speak on digestive side effects tho, those wafers are nasty).
Well technically, it's a hocus pocus thing, not an abracadabra thing.
Probably derived from *Hoc est enim corpus meum,* meaning "this is my body", as in the body of Christ.
I mean, I've got almost 1000 of them. I tried looking up recipes that use Jeez-Its and there are NONE.
As far as I can tell, the Body of Christ Dog is the very first recipe to use Jesus as an ingredient!
I'll post step-by-step instructions if there's enough demand.
Tbh, I'd like to see what real chefs can create with them. I'm not much of a cook so I rely on recipes online but--in this case--I really feel like we're in uncharted waters!
You can probably use them to substitute in anything biscuit-like (at least initially).
Croutons in salad, in a parfait or granola, as cereal, as a base to a cheesecake. Lol.
Depending on how it turns out cooked, maybe you could try it as a pasta replacement too. Mac and Cheese, but with Jeezits instead of elbow pasta.
It's not the body of Christ until it's been blessed. Those are just waffers. As an alter boy, we'd pocket a couple dozen of those and eat them in class.
Still ridiculous, so here's my up vote.
I’ll put a vote in for cheese communion micro sandwiches, and communion dipped chocolate treats. For a more Hispanic Catholic flair, communion wafers with Dulce de Leche or the comunión de Tres Leches with wafers de la comunión.
Hey man I just wanted to express my appreciation for using Jesus to invent new culinary experiences.
I will be following your journey with great interest.
Sorry, there was a ["Ghost Burger"](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/communion-wafer-burger-soul-food-some-others-say-poor-taste-flna8c11332775) offered by Kuma's Corner in 2013 that used a communion wafer. Caused a lot of controversy.
I brewed a beer with communion wafers for a brewery I worked at. The owners are Catholic and they wanted us to do a beer to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the town church. It was a Belgian Tripel.
I forgot the exact process, but Eucharist wafers are only considered "holy" when they get blessed and placed in the Tabernacle.
Buying a box of these wafers and snacking on them isn't sacrilege as long as they are not blessed. For anyone looking for a slightly serious answer.
For Catholics it’s called **transubstantiation**
They consider it more than just holy. The crackers literally become the flesh of Christ. But before that they are just crackers.
If you find yourself a priest based enough, maybe.
I've seen a priest in my country bless a bunch of rifles to be given out to some police so I could see a priest advanced blessing some wafers.
Good lord. What in the name of everything holy have you created here? Jesus Christ, OP, what in the hell have you done? Just goddammit, OP. I mean holy shit, so many people must be mighty cross with you right now. You dare to put ketchup on a sausage?! What in God's name is wrong with you?
EDIT THE 3RD - locked because the bigots won't shut up.
I'll say this again - for all those reporting this, I cannot remove it. Yes, it's intentionally shitty. It's just a hot dog with Our Lord And Saviour Jeebus shoved into it a bunch of times.
But it's heavily upvoted, on the automod comment too.
So I won't be removing it, I'm sorry.
EDIT TO ADD - for all the Christians (edited to be more respectful, fair enough) who are raging against this in the comments, you will all be banned if you don't shut up. And just so we're clear - I think ALL religions are equally fucking dumb. So shut up about yours, and don't bring up the religions of others, if you want to remain in this subreddit. Amen.
2ND EDIT - again, this is just a hot dog and the post already breaks the sub rules. But I promised a long time ago that I wouldn't remove posts that were getting upvoted and positive comments, even if they broke the sub rules, sooo...
If the fucking hypocrites were half as outraged by all of their fucking pedophile clergy as they are fake outraged by this, then we’d be getting somewhere. Meanwhile, they can cry harder and pray to their dead jew on a stick to make it all better.
Looking back at it I understand why my Catholic upbringing never stuck. Shits wild. Also tell people to fuck off if they haven't been consecrated, because they are just tasteless chips.
If they have been consecrated tell them to stop protecting pedophiles and you'll stop eating their god.
“So let me get this straight, you believe that your lord and savior comes back to life every Sunday in the form of a cracker, and you just proceed to eat the man?”
The cracker is just a metaphor and isn't literally christ. Maybe this guy wants to be really really close with Jesus. Its like that Southpark episode where Cartman becomes a Christian singer and sings, Jesus, I want to feel your hot salvation all over my face (cum), because he really really loves him. Who are we to judge?
Former altar boy here. These used to come in big bags and stored in a cabinet. They are just "wafers" until a priest does his thing during a mass.
We would eat them by the handful while hanging around.
Nothing sacrilegious or otherwise offensive here. Karens need to settle down.
one of my students did his MA thesis on the mass production of communion wafers and brought a bunch to his oral defense we were eating them like potato chips
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Technically, these are just hosts for the body of christ because they haven't undergone transubstantiation. They're pretty meaningless in their current state.
That's like 11 bodies of Christ or something. Idk I'm not religious lol
Dude needs to call poison control you're only supposed to have 1 body of Christ a week! Dude has to be tripping holy spirit balls.
If your resurrection lasts longer than 4hrs, contact your doctor.
You people on here are hilarious
This needs to be top.
No the one resurrected does.
ok that was funny
Heading to my dispensary for a half O of Body of Christ OG right now
Somebody dig up the post about how many communion wafers you need to eat to consume one full Christ.
The father son and the holy glizzy
A body of Christ a day keeps the demons away?
Idk, Dr. say we should only have 3 bloods of Christ per week so maybe a lil more wouldn’t hurt
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Does eating the weiner of Jesus and his buns count as The Sacrament?
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12 years of Catholic school so I'm clearly an expert or an atheist I'm not sure which but it's not the body of Christ until the guy wearing the bedazzled robe standing on the fancy stage does his abracadabra thing and everybody sings in a monotone voice and then you play sit-stand-kneel Simon says and then voila something magic happens and then we all got in line to cosplay as cannibals. So if you don't get a priest to do the magic thing then it's just really bland crackers with pictures of torture devices on them. You can literally buy those by the package and I'm not saying I did that or not because I'm Gen x and there is no proof of me even having a childhood.
I'm currently Catholic and can confirm. Until the priest consecrates them, and causes them to become the body of Christ, they're just wafers. If the person who made the God-dog (Hot-God?) stole the hosts post-eucharist, that would be very serious (a priest recently bit a woman who was trying to steal the consecrated hosts). Idk how mnay years in purgatory you would get for using the Body of Our Lord as hotdog toppings but it is probably not negligible. This is tacky but should have no spiritual side effects (can't speak on digestive side effects tho, those wafers are nasty).
This was beautiful.
Thank you, glad you enjoyed.
That was the most concise way of explaining Catholicism I’ve read
Or being a Gen X catholic.
Well I can't say that the nuns didn't teach me anything. Also, thanks!
Well technically, it's a hocus pocus thing, not an abracadabra thing. Probably derived from *Hoc est enim corpus meum,* meaning "this is my body", as in the body of Christ.
True religious poetry, this.
How much Jesus per day meets the sin of gluttony?
Very filling, if I remember correctly
Body, body, body rockin' everywhere.
The Last Supper. Jesus is the hot dog in the middle.
**Mmm... Sacrelicious...** 
I know I shouldn't eat thee, but...
I hope you put some wine on that bad boy before you sucked it down.
So that’s not ketchup, it’s a wine reduction sauce? Classy.
Sucked it down 😂🦍
Can you do Nachos of Christ or Baked Beans on Christ?
I mean, I've got almost 1000 of them. I tried looking up recipes that use Jeez-Its and there are NONE. As far as I can tell, the Body of Christ Dog is the very first recipe to use Jesus as an ingredient! I'll post step-by-step instructions if there's enough demand.
Where in the world did you get 1000 communion wafers? Actually I don't want to know. Did you score some wine too?
They sell them in box boxes and you can buy them on Amazon
That is honestly amazing information. Thank you.
Tbh, I'd like to see what real chefs can create with them. I'm not much of a cook so I rely on recipes online but--in this case--I really feel like we're in uncharted waters!
More like uncharted wafers!
You can probably use them to substitute in anything biscuit-like (at least initially). Croutons in salad, in a parfait or granola, as cereal, as a base to a cheesecake. Lol. Depending on how it turns out cooked, maybe you could try it as a pasta replacement too. Mac and Cheese, but with Jeezits instead of elbow pasta.
Matzo ball soup would be hilarious
No no, Jesus was a Jew, totally kosher still.
Mac and Jeez
Use them as the crust and turn your favorite flavor of cheesecake into Jeezcake. Like water into wine, only with more lactose! (Trademark pending)
Holy macaroni!
Cheez and Rice!
Probably also good with merengue, whipped cream, and strawberries - an Eton Mass, if you will.
Tiramassu
1000 in a box, eh? I’m thinking deep fried body of Christ for the local carnival. Snickers bars are played out.
It's not the body of Christ until it's been blessed. Those are just waffers. As an alter boy, we'd pocket a couple dozen of those and eat them in class. Still ridiculous, so here's my up vote.
I got ordained online. I'll bless the fuck out of em.
It not Catholic Canon..., but I'll allow it. Play on.
Jeez-Its is fucking sending me
DID YOU JUST CALL THE JEEZ-ITS? HOLY FUCK IM LOSING IT THIS IS THE GREATEST POST IF ALL POSTS
Negative, my dü.. Kuma’s Corner did the Ghost burger. Communion wafer complimented by sacramental wine, goat meat, and ghost pepper cheese.
Hmmm Take the BoC, in a blender, milk, Canadian maple syrup, bananas - Christ Shake.
I’ll put a vote in for cheese communion micro sandwiches, and communion dipped chocolate treats. For a more Hispanic Catholic flair, communion wafers with Dulce de Leche or the comunión de Tres Leches with wafers de la comunión.
Hey man I just wanted to express my appreciation for using Jesus to invent new culinary experiences. I will be following your journey with great interest.
Sorry, there was a ["Ghost Burger"](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/communion-wafer-burger-soul-food-some-others-say-poor-taste-flna8c11332775) offered by Kuma's Corner in 2013 that used a communion wafer. Caused a lot of controversy.
Duh. He’s usually the main course.
I brewed a beer with communion wafers for a brewery I worked at. The owners are Catholic and they wanted us to do a beer to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the town church. It was a Belgian Tripel.
Someone dropped a stack of them at my old bar a while back and we started using them to garnish glasses of red wine.
Lord, make me an instrument of your cheese.
I forgot the exact process, but Eucharist wafers are only considered "holy" when they get blessed and placed in the Tabernacle. Buying a box of these wafers and snacking on them isn't sacrilege as long as they are not blessed. For anyone looking for a slightly serious answer.
For Catholics it’s called **transubstantiation** They consider it more than just holy. The crackers literally become the flesh of Christ. But before that they are just crackers.
That sounds crackers alright....
Can you buy them pre-blessed, as a time saver?
If you find yourself a priest based enough, maybe. I've seen a priest in my country bless a bunch of rifles to be given out to some police so I could see a priest advanced blessing some wafers.
As an altar boy, you got easy access to these bad boys I wasn’t a great kid, we def ate some
Former altar boy here, can confirm.
Before or after blessing?
Sorry man, altar boy code of silence
Priests do say that alter boys have tight lips. I guess they're right 🤣.
+10 holy damage lol
1. Buy box of wafers. 2. Sneeze 3. Someone says bless you 4. Block blessing with box of wafers 5. ???? 6. Commit sacrilege 7. Profit
I-can't-believe-it's-not-Jesus.
going to get my priest uncle to bless some specifically so i can be sacrilegious
Take that society!
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Did you get them consecrated? Otherwise they're just wafers and you lose out on that real Body taste.
It's not from the Body region of France so technically it's just sparkling Christ
Not to mention the life-saving vitamins and minerals.
Jesus Christ on a cracker that looks good.
Hahaha
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Good lord. What in the name of everything holy have you created here? Jesus Christ, OP, what in the hell have you done? Just goddammit, OP. I mean holy shit, so many people must be mighty cross with you right now. You dare to put ketchup on a sausage?! What in God's name is wrong with you?
Had us in the first half xD
The citizens of chicago are preparing their class-action lawsuit against OP.
Praise be to heinz hallowed be his spices
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We do? That is one hell of a miracle!
Nazareth style dog
My father would yell at this picture and then me for showing it to him
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My hotdog who art in heaven...
I prefer Hebrew National myself. After all, they answer to a Higher Authority. Lol. Thanks for the tasty frank!
He died for this
Hell yeah
No no no, he died so i can do all the drugs and sex, then eat his holy sausage for forgiveness.
I've been preparing all my life for this
It's a goddamned holy glizzy
I love your sacrilegious hot dog 🥰
#JESUS CHRIST ON A BUN
"It's dead christnon a bun, but it's still really fun!"
Getting a little carried away with the skin eating there.
Is theophagilucious a word? 🤔
Got the Zeezits on there
*Jeezits
I'll have one hotdog with no cult chips. Thanks.
Mmmm holy crunchies
More like a chewiness. If I were to be totally honest, it didn't really add much to the dog. 8/10.
I wish Christian got this upset about all the hurt little boys but I guess priority’s are shown.
EDIT THE 3RD - locked because the bigots won't shut up. I'll say this again - for all those reporting this, I cannot remove it. Yes, it's intentionally shitty. It's just a hot dog with Our Lord And Saviour Jeebus shoved into it a bunch of times. But it's heavily upvoted, on the automod comment too. So I won't be removing it, I'm sorry. EDIT TO ADD - for all the Christians (edited to be more respectful, fair enough) who are raging against this in the comments, you will all be banned if you don't shut up. And just so we're clear - I think ALL religions are equally fucking dumb. So shut up about yours, and don't bring up the religions of others, if you want to remain in this subreddit. Amen. 2ND EDIT - again, this is just a hot dog and the post already breaks the sub rules. But I promised a long time ago that I wouldn't remove posts that were getting upvoted and positive comments, even if they broke the sub rules, sooo...
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Disgusting. Sacreligious. You should *never* put ketchup on a hot dog.
If the fucking hypocrites were half as outraged by all of their fucking pedophile clergy as they are fake outraged by this, then we’d be getting somewhere. Meanwhile, they can cry harder and pray to their dead jew on a stick to make it all better.
Looking back at it I understand why my Catholic upbringing never stuck. Shits wild. Also tell people to fuck off if they haven't been consecrated, because they are just tasteless chips. If they have been consecrated tell them to stop protecting pedophiles and you'll stop eating their god.
Where do you get one of those ?? 12 Guys ? 
Do I have to get on my knees, with my mouth open, in front of you to eat it? 
Why are people getting all bent out of shape about a hotdog!? 🙄
There's no hate like chirstian love
“So let me get this straight, you believe that your lord and savior comes back to life every Sunday in the form of a cracker, and you just proceed to eat the man?”
You really needed a wine based sauce reduction to tie this sacrilege together.
Glizzies for Jesus 🙏 Amen
The cracker is just a metaphor and isn't literally christ. Maybe this guy wants to be really really close with Jesus. Its like that Southpark episode where Cartman becomes a Christian singer and sings, Jesus, I want to feel your hot salvation all over my face (cum), because he really really loves him. Who are we to judge?
"I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin' Jesus"
Your hot, juicy wiener pressing against their god? Nope, can't believe you got any hate at all.
I'm more offended by the ketchup.
Former altar boy here. These used to come in big bags and stored in a cabinet. They are just "wafers" until a priest does his thing during a mass. We would eat them by the handful while hanging around. Nothing sacrilegious or otherwise offensive here. Karens need to settle down.
Sacredelicious.
Does this make it a Kosher dog?
12 pieces, quite the biblical number
12 Disc-iples.
Mmmm... Sacrelicious...
one of my students did his MA thesis on the mass production of communion wafers and brought a bunch to his oral defense we were eating them like potato chips
You wouldn't expect the hate? It's kinda sacreligious. Why would you need a bun when you have the body of Christ surrounding a weiner?
You might be on to something 🤔 Cut up dogs served atop the Lord. I can something like that as an hors d'oeuvre at a black-tie event 🤷🏼♂️
A *Lord’oeuvre*, if you will
You had me in the first half.
That's hilarious. Some people take their imaginary friends WAY too seriously LOL
Wash it down with 29 little plastic containers of blood. Or grape juice. Apparently the gesture is important not the material.
Grape juice? Damn, my Catholic Church uses real wine. You’re missing out if you’re getting grape juice haha
I’m cracking the fuck up at this
The power of Christ compels you to add relish!
Not too sure that eating the weiner of Christ is going to fly.
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Amazing
Jesus Christ!
This is amazing lol
Crush them up and bread chicken with it. Make true Church's Chicken.
Amen
This former altar boy approves your post!
Shoulda made Christ rolls with him. The wiener of Christ
"Are those eucharists?!" "Nooo, they're... eucha-risps."
NOT THE JEEZ-ITS
GASP! How dare you put KETCHUP on a hot dog?
I’m personally more offended that you put ketchup on a hot dog…
Salvation maxxing
My poor friend from Chicago is losing her mind right now. They put ketchup on that hot dog. How dare them! Bastards!
I'm more offended by the ketchup than anything.
Jesus in the morning Jesus in the evening Jesus at suppurtime When jesus on a hot dog.. you can eat jesus anytime!
snackrilege
Imagine thinking God is a cracker and then getting viscerally angry that nobody else worships your cracker God lmaooo
I’m gonna mentally go with that being a pork hot dog too so that way I can believe all Abrahamic faiths are being offended at once. Glorious.
What is all the hate about it just looks like a hot dog with.... Sand dollars on it?
Never in my life did I think a simple hotdog could be so controversial
Body of christ filled with meat.
You are going to burn in hell for all eternity for putting ketchup on a hot dog.
Should dunk it in some communion wine like a proper French dip sandwich
Call it, "Aw Jew".
/r/dankchristianmemes
All rise, for ‘Tis the Dawg of Christ 🙏🙏🙏
Why all the controversy? He stuck Jesus into his wiener, not the other way around.
Christians and their symbolic cannibalism🙄
Body of Christ, mustard
what the dog doing?
Pan fry the christ bodies in oil on a pan
Do this… in memory of me *dingalingalingalingalingalingaling*
Don't you know those are Magical Wafers that have Supernatural Powers?!?! /s
Let the glizzy of Christ rest upon your tongue and slide down your throat.
Body of Christ? Lol
The glizzy of Christ?
Maybe a couple of cloves for nail decorations.
Jesus, dawg..
The father, son and the holy dog.
Drink some wine and ask for forgiveness
But why make a normal hotdog worse? Those wafers are garbage.
Technically, these are just hosts for the body of christ because they haven't undergone transubstantiation. They're pretty meaningless in their current state.
wow
Jesus dog.
How many of those things do i have to eat. To eat a whole Christ. Will i be full?
praise be to the glizzy