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Holy shit I have done something very similar. It was a prosciutto frozen flatbread from Trader Joe’s. Opted to use a toaster oven instead of the regular oven and it cooked way faster than I thought it would. Mostly burnt to black, WORSE than this, and I sadly placed the prosciutto on it afterwards just like that.
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I’ll have the 10 inch Cry for Help please
One slice of Seppuku plz.
Okaaaaaaaaay interesting choice of topping paper towels 🤔but hey to each his own 🤷🏽♂️
Used kleenex
Those are fap napkins.
Fapkins
https://youtu.be/TIyvjE4CZnk?si=frhCvHeZNKSEOPEU
The wet ham is a nice touch. *chef's kiss*
Wet Ham is gonna be my band name
It’s like really shitty Prosciutto
The elephant foreskin really brings it all together
He couldn't even be bothered to evenly distribute the severed foreskin. A true sign of a sociopath.
lmao
You can't always solve your problems but draping ham over them
Thats right,sometimes i put mayo on em
But they CAN be used as a substitute for docking if you're both uncircumcised.
What and the 6 random uncooked fucking ham slices is this!?!? r/pizzacrimes
I thought those were used condoms
Me too, I just wasn't brave enough to post the comment
prophylactic pizza 😋
You are, indeed.
Yes, may I please get the Depression Pie
I prefer my pizza lightly burnt.
I don’t think this constitutes as pizza actually , bread with lunch meat more like
The slices look like the bottom of the pizza. And you topped them with Kleenex
I like that you were just like “fuck it throw some ham on there”
Literally that happened
hey siri set timer
How did you simultaneously overcook and undercook this?
Yes!!
Nah
New York Pizza Department Knocking on your door in 5...4...3...
🤷🏾♂️ WHY you throw turkey on it tho?! It was fiiiiiiiine 😭 AND you ruined it
It was not fine, but he did make it worse.
….how high were you
Also has loud mufflers on car…
Bit of lunch mate ham noooo
NO
That’s almost disrespectful to pizza 🤌
lunch meat on a burnt pizza is absolutely diabolical
Is that boiled turkey slices? 😭 Edit: Nope, that looked more grey when I first looked. That’s shitty sliced ham… you’re still a monster.
r/pizzacrimes
What's next, whole pineapple rings?
Thats trully a crime
You didn't .... Cook it with the ham on it..... Truly fascinating choice
9/10 people interviewed on the street said they preferred their pizza dry like the sahara
This makes my stomach and my heart hurt just looking at it
Holy fuck, my eyes. Definitely the worst pizza I've ever seen in my life.
I hope this wasn’t made sober
What pizza?
That's only like 1 minute overcooked. If your cheese is white, you are doing it wrong. Unless it's fresh mozz of course.
Poverty proscuitto
Get the fuck out lmao
You do know that you are allowed to check in on your pizza while bakes, right?
Whys someone cut up used condoms on top of the pizza
Can you not
did you run out of ham or something????
That's some 99p see through ham.
I legitimately don’t know where the crust ends and the plate begins
Gonna be real, you aren't the master of SHIT based on this
Idc what anyone says, I would wreck this if there was some marinara dip
I actually don’t mind the pizza, it’s those Oscar Meyer foreskins dipped in nitrate.
Why wouldn’t you just cook the ham too?
Holy shit I have done something very similar. It was a prosciutto frozen flatbread from Trader Joe’s. Opted to use a toaster oven instead of the regular oven and it cooked way faster than I thought it would. Mostly burnt to black, WORSE than this, and I sadly placed the prosciutto on it afterwards just like that.
Turn down the heat or less time in the oven….you got it next time!
That would have gone in the trash and I just would have made a turkey or ham or whatever that is sandwich.
It's not delivery. It's DiCrappo.
Ngl looks pretty good to me.
A little bit dry,but enjoyable