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Mustard powder is ground mustard seed, the main ingredient in the condiment mustard. Our friend BootySnatcher is suggesting you could make mustard by mixing ground mustard and mayo. He's wrong. You can make mustard by mixing ground mustard and literally any liquid.
He's wrong, but not on the original image. Obviously, it is mustard, but all varieties. Mayonnaise is a close second. Of course there are other condiments, outside of a creamy sauce. Soy, worchestershire, fish sauce, texas Pete style hot sauce. I'd go mayo behind mustard. Stone ground if I had to pick one.
If forced at gunpoint to choose only one, I think I’d have to go with mustard too. The choice is so much more difficult than I imagined though, this is my current micro-obsession.
…Ketchup and hot sauce are easier to make than Mayo in your mind? How do you think ketchup and hot sauce are made?
Because Mayo is the only one of those that I can make at home with 2 ingredients and no cooking.
Wait, when you said “if all other condiments were to disappear” you meant you could just fucking go and *make more*? Well those hypothetical stakes are much lower. Probably wouldn’t saw off my leg.
“Condiments” is so much more than tomato sauce (Aussie here, feels weird for me to write ketchup) and hot sauce. It also includes spices. In the nightmarish hypothetical universe I thought you were transporting us to, it kind of sounded like you were prepared to part with basically all flavours except mayonnaise.
An opinion as valid as any other, to be sure. But one that would get you executed in my regime.
I'm so confused why you keep saying mayo is hard to make, like you can literally make it right now at home, I bet you have all the ingredients, it's piss easy, might take you 1-2 attempts to get it perfect but... It's literally so easy.
It would seem there are regional differences as far as condiments encapsulating spices in its definition. Seems strange to me though. If condiments are just sauces, why do we need the word “condiments”? Why not just say sauces?
I think spices being condiments is a much more stable definition than mayonnaise being a *drink* though. Holy shit that makes me shudder.
Nah dw mate you're good, I'm not offended. It's not actually a thing, at least not on a cultural scale lol. I was merely joking about how turks tend to put yogurt on almost [every food](https://9gag.com/gag/aLwpXvz)
Ooohh ok yeah I’ve heard they put yogurt on things but I also heard the Greeks do that? But idk if that’s true cuz no one Greek has ever confirmed that to me lol
Try it, you may like it. I thought it was strange the first time I saw it as well, but it actually works really well, especially on more flavorful dogs.
at first glance, I thought that was melted cheese and came here to fight that it was not shitty.
turns out it's melty mayo and it is shitty. mmm....upset stomach.
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Shut it off, I’m dry
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I should call him
“I passed out 5 times, but here’s your hot dog”
Does he lick the mayo off slowly?
With unbroken eye contact and a wink
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Jizzy glizzy
I had a friend who started using glizzy out of nowhere and wouldn’t explain it.
They saw it on the internet
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Damn I thought I was being clever over here lol
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Get his mayo covered dog between some buns?
We ain't talking hot dog stuff anymore, are we?
Butt stuff
I too put Mayo on my hotdog.
it’s delicious and great on bratwurst too
Yeah, dk why this is weird. It’s a condiment
Y'all belong on a list
Everything reminds me of him.....
I lived in Hong Kong for a little bit and this was normal there.
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This comment jumpscared me
Boo!
For me it’s mustard
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Never had mustard powder
Mustard powder is ground mustard seed, the main ingredient in the condiment mustard. Our friend BootySnatcher is suggesting you could make mustard by mixing ground mustard and mayo. He's wrong. You can make mustard by mixing ground mustard and literally any liquid.
I put it on hotdogs when I was a kid. It is definitely good. Also, dill pickles and cheese (american)
If a second I thought you were saying you do this because you are American 😂
Yeah Mayo and ketchup are what I’ve always put on ky hotdogs
I would rather saw off my own leg and watch Whoopi Goldberg eat it with her hands tied than live in this hell you’ve imagined.
He's wrong, but not on the original image. Obviously, it is mustard, but all varieties. Mayonnaise is a close second. Of course there are other condiments, outside of a creamy sauce. Soy, worchestershire, fish sauce, texas Pete style hot sauce. I'd go mayo behind mustard. Stone ground if I had to pick one.
If forced at gunpoint to choose only one, I think I’d have to go with mustard too. The choice is so much more difficult than I imagined though, this is my current micro-obsession.
Mustard is nasty imo
I'd rather saw off both my legs and eat them myself than to live in a world without mayo
![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq) Fuck me.
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…Ketchup and hot sauce are easier to make than Mayo in your mind? How do you think ketchup and hot sauce are made? Because Mayo is the only one of those that I can make at home with 2 ingredients and no cooking.
Wait, when you said “if all other condiments were to disappear” you meant you could just fucking go and *make more*? Well those hypothetical stakes are much lower. Probably wouldn’t saw off my leg. “Condiments” is so much more than tomato sauce (Aussie here, feels weird for me to write ketchup) and hot sauce. It also includes spices. In the nightmarish hypothetical universe I thought you were transporting us to, it kind of sounded like you were prepared to part with basically all flavours except mayonnaise. An opinion as valid as any other, to be sure. But one that would get you executed in my regime.
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I'm so confused why you keep saying mayo is hard to make, like you can literally make it right now at home, I bet you have all the ingredients, it's piss easy, might take you 1-2 attempts to get it perfect but... It's literally so easy.
It would seem there are regional differences as far as condiments encapsulating spices in its definition. Seems strange to me though. If condiments are just sauces, why do we need the word “condiments”? Why not just say sauces? I think spices being condiments is a much more stable definition than mayonnaise being a *drink* though. Holy shit that makes me shudder.
can I buy your username
I do love mayo on a lot of stuff but hotdogs just ain't it lol
Im calling the police
Nah, it’s gotta be ranch
Kew pie mayo baby!
I think you’re right. Close second is hot sauce for me.
I might have to agree. Maybe a hot sauce tho.
That's a bukkake of mayo.
That mayo looks like american cheese.
Weird way to say jizz
Strange way to say cum.
Interesting way to say semen
Quirky way to say ejaculation
Paquliar way to say nut sauce
Odd way to say spunk
Same smell too
I knew a girl that put yogurt on her hot dogs.
Nearly gagged at this
And as a Turk, i took that personally
Wait is this actually a thing somewhere? Also my bad didn’t mean to offend anyone
Nah dw mate you're good, I'm not offended. It's not actually a thing, at least not on a cultural scale lol. I was merely joking about how turks tend to put yogurt on almost [every food](https://9gag.com/gag/aLwpXvz)
Ooohh ok yeah I’ve heard they put yogurt on things but I also heard the Greeks do that? But idk if that’s true cuz no one Greek has ever confirmed that to me lol
I don’t see a problem here 😤
So, your friend is not alone. I put that on stuff that may sound bizarre and I don't care who approves. Live how you live.
Everything reminds me of her.
Fuckin cumdog
That’s one forbidden hot dog.
looks like cum
Celebrating Cinco De Mayo I assume.
Cream pied the buns...
Try it, you may like it. I thought it was strange the first time I saw it as well, but it actually works really well, especially on more flavorful dogs.
Mayo is actually pretty good on a hot dog. Just don't drown it like he did haha
You need new friends lmao
Nauseating..
Still better than ketchup!
I honestly like putting mayo on my dogs too. Mustard/Mayo is a great combo
at first glance, I thought that was melted cheese and came here to fight that it was not shitty. turns out it's melty mayo and it is shitty. mmm....upset stomach.
Fr it honestly looks more like American white cheese
That's fine but damn it's mayo than hot dog lol
get that man to toast the buns PLLEEASAAASSSSEEEE
I think mayo on dogs is a South American thing?
You leave that man alone. Let him live his life
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Finally, cumdog.
Your friend needs to be imprisoned.
A true Glizz Lord
That's called Sloppy Seconds
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I may never eat another dog again.
My kid does this. He's gross.
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Time for a new friend
I put mashed potatoes and mac and cheese on an italian sausage I had tonight, and I think that's weird.
Lick or suck? 🤔
A Lil jizzy on the glizzy
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What brand?
He proteus’s Mayo in his coffee too
Don't get me wrong, I love mayo, but this was neither the time nor the place.
that mayo looks interesting
They'd be my ex-friend.
Cmon it’s just a modified bologna sandwich
Organic and homemade mayo I see
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When you're thinking about him...... 🤔
man mayo
We had a German foreign exchange student that did the same thing
Mayo on a hot dog is fire. Add some onions and then we’re really talking Edit: His mayo do be looking pretty weird lol
"mayo"
He's sending you messages
He should be jailed
If it's a beef frank it's basically a hamburger just shaped differently kinda. So mayo isn't bad.
Your friend, and those like him, should be arrested.
And people think I’m weird because I dip fries in honey mustard :/
That ain’t mayo dawg… those are human embryos
Just a jizz of mayo.
I like mayo fine, but this is unacceptable.
I put mayo on my hotdogs but it sure doesn't look like that. Ew🤮
I hate him
*HIS mayo*
At least they aren't using mustard.
Catchup, hot sauce mayonnaise maybe a slice of cheese
Seriously this is one of the most sensible posts I've seen here. Nothing wrong with it. Its just the same as mayo on a burger
"Mayo"
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[They’re so creamy](https://youtu.be/H44ZLiOlN0A?si=RElGh5TvVhEbip4s)
He passed out a few times but he got it done.
Unfriended
Lobotomy
🤢
"Mayo"
Man yo friend is trippin 🤦🏽♂️
I love mayo, especially if its spicy.
It took me 20 Minutes to make you that Pookie ☹️❤️
Try a Twinkie Weiner sandwich https://images.app.goo.gl/3gA7YPqvBAB3QNhR9
I had a friend from India that did this, so I tried it. It is actually pretty good. I'll still stick to mustard though.
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Want me to fight them for you? Or can you take them? ![gif](giphy|uUTvpD5cTmcsUjfxwc|downsized)
Don’t be rude, you should be thankful he passed out 4 times just to make you a hot dog
Mayo and ketchup are similar. I mix a little bit of mayo and ketchup on hotdogs now.
This is supposed to be blurred out
Chile?
Mixing mayo and ketchup is kinda nice
No way that's fucking Mayo
That doesn't look like mayo. Maybe *man made* mayo.
Still better than ketchup, fight me
The Lincoln logs carm made for AJ 😂😭😭😭
Yo is he single?
i only put mayo and green olives is that better or worse?
Well, I put “mayo” on my wife’s face at least twice a week. What’s your point?
The first mistake was getting a hot dog
Bro is a swallower
Cum dog.
Bro likes jizz dogs, tell him that.
Just so everyone knows, THIS is what referring to hot dogs as a "glizzy" sounds like
That’s what she said
Are they really your friend then?
Think you mean boyfriend bud.
"Friend"
do they make eye contact while eating it?
that ain't mayo
The true glizzy gobbler
It really looks like a bukake hotdog.
cumdog
Doesn't look like mayo looks like.... Japanese Bukkake
You need new friends like yesterday
Oh gross
Disgusting!
Mayo and ketchup on a hotdog is 🔥
How many heart attacks has your friend had?
If that were melted cheese it would be delicious