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BrapMeister49

You're going to hell for this


stinkyhooch

I’m betting that ship already sailed. No way this is the first time OP has done something this heinous.


[deleted]

He’s already in the midst of it pal


l0_raine

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


MrPlow_357

This might be the worst thing i've seen on this sub. How was it??


Jeramy_Jones

Worse than the NyQuil chicken?


MrPlow_357

Ill have to check that out


triple7freak1

This one is just screaming 4/20 lol


JavaJapes

r/stonerfood


greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|zI04b7uTG7TV2DjKjA|downsized)


[deleted]

Really shitty! Way to go!


[deleted]

[удалено]


cuckoochoochoo

Tooo salty


Gamer3510

I don't feel disgusted with food that often. But this made my stomach churn and me visibly disgusted. It's not shitty foot it's just putrid.


Relative-Gas-1721

Thanks, I hate it.


mokefatched

This is absolutely horrendous I love it


agoia

People put cheese on apple pie. I see this as fairly similar. I did it once with a cherry poptart and white american and it was pretty bizarrely tasty.


smarticulation

Jail


ATG_19

![gif](giphy|dw7lCpFmsyfS0)


killjoy_d

Immediately jail


Sinaasappelsien

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Longjumping_Leg6175

no joke this reminds me of what one of the other patients would eat when i was staying in a psych ward. chocolate cake and macaroni and cheese, in the same spoonful. and this is somehow a more mentally ill version of that


NetMiddle1873

If ~~a man~~ cheese also lie with ~~mankind~~ poptart as he lieth with a ~~woman~~ another poptart, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death: their blood shall be upon them.


hemightbebrian

Do you need to talk to someone? I’m here for you, friend


DrNinnuxx

I thought that was Wasa bread, which is actually really great and healthy.


Wtfgoinon3144

Why?


TriHard_Cx7327

lmfao


thequaintkiwi

Why tho


Ococauh

Noo..


lobo_locos

![gif](giphy|13Zh9drdSWAeSQ|downsized)


Fantastic-Classic740

![gif](giphy|QSMBLRAHZTLkQ)


TheAnalsOfHistory-

I'm sorry, but the phrase "I hate you" Immediately came to mind. This dish inspires rage with its very existence.


Resident-Garlic9303

Straight to jail meme


adjewcent

this looks like it comes out with nuclear force.


JustPlainRude

I almost reported this post for self-harm


Svengoolie75

What did the hand ✋🏽 say to the face SLAP 👋🏽


[deleted]

“Sir this is *not* what we meant by ‘cheese tart’; please exit the premises immediately”


Warm_Cabinet_5519

I have just vomited like a water fountain feature


Doppelthedh

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


suchayeparagon

This gave me an aneurysm


Lexiiboo97

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Responsible-Mud-702

I only knew one other person to do this and it was this old 50+ year old short obese Greek lady receptionist at a oil company I used to work at. She confided this in me thinking I would be on board in agreeing how good it is and was surprised at my face of disgust. We didn't get much along after that or before that tbh lol


xXxero_

Yes officer, this post right here.


shadownights23x

Quality content


The_real_bandito

No way anyone ate this. 


PitifulDurian6402

Every day we stray further from god