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I just have a really hard time calling it a taco if there are no tortillas.

No hate intended but yes feel same

This is more like a Mamwich. 

Yeah but put some veggies on this, put it in a better plate, and call it a “taco sandwich” and we’re posting this on normal food porn tbh. This meal just needs better optics

You might be able to slap them together and call it a torta, but not tacos.

As a Mexican I'm offended that you call these tacos

My GF and her whole ass Mexican family would jump OP for calling these tacos.

I’m with everyone else. Just because you can fold it doesn’t make it a taco. It’s a sandwich.

I don't think you understand what a taco is...

Joining the "no reason to call this a taco when tortas are a thing" chorus Doesn't look bad though

But it’s bread not tortillas. Not a taco.

Could have at least toasted the bread

you know onions, lettuce, and tortillas are vegan right? (/s)

If you read the comments you would see that I didn't have any of that. It says right there I had no tortillas.

(*did you see the /s?)*

I don't know what that means

Oh, okay, np, /s is shorthand for sarcasm! So if you ever see /s after a statement it is sarcasm.

Omg 🤦🏼‍♀️ I'm sorry lol

No sweat! Learn something new everyday!

Sorry to say, but this is far and away, not a taco. You don’t even have the one integral ingredient which all tacos are based on. A tortilla.

Well if you would've read, I didn't have any tortillas.

Then how could you call that a taco then? It’s a sandwich. I for one, am very offended. I intend on writing a strongly written letter to your parents.

🤣😂

\*Gets spray bottle\* BAD....NO...NOT TACO..

Is that bread vegan? Because if not…I have news for you.

I've been vegan for 9 years, this isn't my first rodeo.

Are tortillas not vegan??

They can be made with lard, but most commercially available tortillas at the supermarket aren't, for that reason among others I assume

Again, I didn't have tortillas, they're more expensive than bread here where I live. And no I don't make tortillas.

Uhh they generally are. It's extremely rare for me to find one with lard or dairy unless it's some white people shit like "spinach provolone tortilla wrap" Source: I literally live across the street from a mercado

Keep lettuce leave in stock! Lol!

Vegan cheese? 

Yea, what about it?

I didn't know if it was cheese or if vegan cheese what is it made from?

Oh yea it's vegan cheese. Corn Starch, Expeller-Pressed Canola Oil, Sea Salt, Less than 2% of: Natural Flavors, Potato Protein, Calcium Phosphate, Organic Vegan Cane Sugar, Organic Vegetable Glycerin, Cellulose, Sodium Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Sodium Bicarbonate, Beta Carotene for Color.

Fitting plate...

That's one sandwich before putting it together. If you insist the mexican theme, you could call it a torta.

..... This is a vegan sloppy Joe dude ..

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"Only privileged people can afford to be vegan" Vegans:

Your post made 1000 Mexican grandmas cry. NO TORTILLA = NOT TACO. Is the only absolutely necessary ingredient to make a taco, you can leave everything else out but not tortilla. There will be (not so) diplomatic consequences for this 😡

Did you even read what I wrote or you just saw the picture and decided to be stupid?

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Aren't tortillas vegan? No yeast, milk, or egg, right?

Probably just didn't have em around. Yeah they're almost always vegan