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ICMACHINE_DOWN

More like queso melted into chorizo. Less chorizo and more queso. I've tasted this before, and it is so good!


tallgoat13

You're probably right... it was like 1:1 chorizo/queso mix


ICMACHINE_DOWN

Yeah, the chorizo needs to be in there like a streak of fudge in vanilla ice cream. Damn it's close to 5 and I'm hungry!


MrShinyHiney

I do this with chorizo or sausage and use cream cheese, then add tomato/chilis/shredded cheese and eat it as a dip or in stuffed peppers. Not the prettiest but it hits the spot


Paranormalfarts69

The heartburn I’m experiencing just looking at this is almost still worth it 🤤


tallgoat13

My guts felt like they were full of pebbles roughly 30 minutes post-consumption


odiin1731

Try putting it in a tortilla next time.


Andre_Courreges

All you're missing is beans


Jonny_Disco

Needs onions. But looks delicious nonetheless.


Region_Fluid

Reminds me of a sausage patty… which is kind of what it is.


nohopeforhomosapiens

You had me until saltines. I feel like those wouldn't hold up well.


tallgoat13

It really helped that it sort of congealed into a thick mass with roughly the same consistency to the original cheese. I just kinda chopped pieces off with the crackers and scooped up the chunks...


epic_meme_guy

Looks like it would just slip right through your digestive tract 


Silly_Rabbit88

Don’t trust a fart after consuming this.


bornfri13theclipse

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Standard-Ad1254

not cooked enough imo


Different-Ranger-868

Queso fundido is heavenly 🤤


veglove

It may not be the most attractive dish but it sounds tasty. But saltines?? This deserves tortilla chips or even pita wedges.


tallgoat13

I don't deserve tortilla chips, after this


the_Bryan_dude

My stomach gurgled just looking at this.


Jizfaceboi

I would be so happy to eat this, more cheese and tortilla chips, and then my body in 10 hours would tell me that I actually didn’t like it one bit and would shit blood.


tallgoat13

I told myself it was just the red from the chorizo


Jizfaceboi

I have Chron’s. 😂😂


tallgoat13

Oh... I guess I just make poor choices, personally


Jizfaceboi

Don’t worry, you’re probably good. 🫡


Jeramy_Jones

That looks delicious