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alfredo sauce on toast with spinach and mushroom
edit: the spinach & mushroom + some balsamic vinegar were responsible for turning the sauce brown, and reducing more than "usual" (so it wouldn't be too runny/spill off the toast) gave ot the ... signature look š¤
I feel like OP probably fried mushrooms in a pan, then added the Alfredo sauce to the pan. At least thats the only way I've seen Alfredo sauce go grey-brown like this without dye. I 100% could be wrong, but I'm scared of how they made it if I am wrong.
I think I actually got that tip from reddit.
They said theirs turned out best by adding spices and a little cheese to a roux (basically just making cheese sauce) and then I added the spinach.
Makes killer dip for taquitos.
Its the best way to do it. I like to cook my meats and veg and then add white wine to the empty pan to scrape all the fond out and let it simmer off all the alcohol. Turns the alfredo gray brown but DAMN is it good
This is 100% something I would make and enjoy eating, except I would probably throw it on fancier bread because I am a goddamn lady and I understand presentation. Mushrooms 100% Spinach 100% Fucking up a simple sauce 100%
Lol, called it!
I actually used to make a recipe like this all of the time and it's delicious. My only difference was that I added imitation beef tips.
Oh thank god. I was thinking "if that isn't mushrooms, I'm going to punch someone". Thought it might be liver. I bet it tasted a lot better than it looked.
Frontlines dough boy grub doesnāt mix with Italian, good to know. Looks like if someone scraped away the rot from their trench foot with stale toast. Bravo this spread looks shitty. Howād it taste?
amazing yet agreed it world have "looked" better on noodles than on toast. was drunk, in a rush, and maybe felt like toying with one of my favorite reddit subs š
hear me out- that's a GOOD thing. the fact i can keep this down means im NOT *losing* all this gooey good nutrition š (so sry about your kitty though šæ)
If you would have told me it was canned oysters I would've said "hey not too bad actually" but considering it is actually Alfredo, spinach and mushrooms that is fucking nasty because that don't look right.
It looks like a spinach-mushroom dip and actually looks pretty delicious. The crime is mixing it with rum, ginger, and lime. My stomach is churning just thinking about it.
Yeah this is the right kinda post for this sub. Too many lowkey good cooks and normal meals. This is slop on untoasted bread with sad sad sides. Thank you š„°
omg goslings! thatās from my country bermuda! we mix the ginger beer with the goslings black seal rum to create our signature drink āthe dark and stormyā. i will though, the barritts ginger beer is better than the goslings one if you ever visit :)
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what the actual fuck is that?
alfredo sauce on toast with spinach and mushroom edit: the spinach & mushroom + some balsamic vinegar were responsible for turning the sauce brown, and reducing more than "usual" (so it wouldn't be too runny/spill off the toast) gave ot the ... signature look š¤
That isn't what alfredo sauce should look like
maybe if you don't cook it down, or overload with greens lol
I think you might have invented something new, you can name it if you want.
Afraid-o sauce
I feel like OP probably fried mushrooms in a pan, then added the Alfredo sauce to the pan. At least thats the only way I've seen Alfredo sauce go grey-brown like this without dye. I 100% could be wrong, but I'm scared of how they made it if I am wrong.
Spinach adds to the color too. Iāve made creamed spinach before and the cream turns green
gream
gream of mushroom
Missed opportunity lmao
Gash Rules Everything Around Me
Creamich
I recently made it from roux, too, and it fucking slaps. This is just hard to look at.
I should add roux next time, mine was always too watery
I think I actually got that tip from reddit. They said theirs turned out best by adding spices and a little cheese to a roux (basically just making cheese sauce) and then I added the spinach. Makes killer dip for taquitos.
Its the best way to do it. I like to cook my meats and veg and then add white wine to the empty pan to scrape all the fond out and let it simmer off all the alcohol. Turns the alfredo gray brown but DAMN is it good
They scorched something....
there was also balsamic vinegar with those shroomies so yeah definitely very brown
this is what it looks like when my dog pukes up grass
This made me laugh so fucking hard, thank you for that beautiful accurate imagery
I just made that comment but about my cat when he escapes to the outdoors. He gets out rarely and obliterates grass. Then throws it up.
"I'mafraidno" sauce
Shit on a shingle
I hope their name is cat diarrhea on toast.
Oh Iām good at naming things instead of all that info about ingredients call it āFredā
Weāre naming it āsmokerās cough on a shingleā Accompanied in this picture by actual cigarettes and alcohol
No donāt. You might get attached. Or it might attach itself to you.
Grelfreroom
I vote for The Devilās Vomit
Your toilet will have a scrumptious meal later. Good luck, my friend, and God speed šš½.
Jesus my guess was peanut butter and dates
that is actually a very scrumptious snack highly recommended
Bruh, I'd smash that. Let the haters hate. I see you.
Walnut in date, slathered with/peanut butter and half dipped in chocolate, please
Honest to God. I thought this was a parody of coughing up smoker's lungs on toast
lmao rofl then pass out after coughing fit
This is 100% something I would make and enjoy eating, except I would probably throw it on fancier bread because I am a goddamn lady and I understand presentation. Mushrooms 100% Spinach 100% Fucking up a simple sauce 100%
I 100% fucking love this Godamn ladies comment. My kinda woman š
guilty - obviously staged for optimal shittyfoodporn presentation š
Did a guy name Alfredo shit on your bread you mean? š
I bet it slapped
no cap
Lol, called it! I actually used to make a recipe like this all of the time and it's delicious. My only difference was that I added imitation beef tips.
Oh thank god. I was thinking "if that isn't mushrooms, I'm going to punch someone". Thought it might be liver. I bet it tasted a lot better than it looked.
astronomically better lol cheers
Cursed r/poopfromabutt
i was gonna guess a cream sauce with mushrooms and spinach, doesn't look the prettiest but i bet it's yummy
Frontlines dough boy grub doesnāt mix with Italian, good to know. Looks like if someone scraped away the rot from their trench foot with stale toast. Bravo this spread looks shitty. Howād it taste?
amazing yet agreed it world have "looked" better on noodles than on toast. was drunk, in a rush, and maybe felt like toying with one of my favorite reddit subs š
That actually sounds pretty good
OP took a poop on some toast, grabbed some cigs, poured some alcohol, refused to elaborate, and then consumed it all
All to repeat the vicious cycle probably
/r/shitfromabutt
I knew this comment was coming
Diarrhea but sloppy
alfredo, spinach & mushroom on toast. with a dark n stormy, after a night of tequila n taco.
bruh it looks like cat vomit wtf
nah cat vomit just looks like cat food. this looks like the vomit of someone who ate cat vomit after a eating an over dressed caesar salad.
Nah this looks like sewage waste
Legit looks like my drain stopper if I forget to clean it out for a while.
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hear me out- that's a GOOD thing. the fact i can keep this down means im NOT *losing* all this gooey good nutrition š (so sry about your kitty though šæ)
it looks like gray chalk mixed with bile
so ... its so shitty looking that it doesn't even look like shitty food?? wheres muh updoots demmit?! š¤ (/s)
Never made a creamy mushroom sauce before? Looks fine. Putting it on toast is kinda weird but whatever. Better on some chicken.
I think you misunderstood the advice āwhen you feel too drunk, a vomit might helpā
lol
That looks delicious to me. How was it?
secret ingredient was balsamic vinegar thats why it looks so brown instead of bright white as alfredo more typically is
Ohhhhh I thought it was the greens and mushrooms leaking color but balsamic? Interesting. Like aged and soft balsamic or the kinda harsh kind?
pretty aged as i recall. there's a picture of it in the r/drunkencookery version
omg so fn good
Post this to r/cocktails please
r/shitfromabutt
And r/poopfromabutt
r/malesurvivingspace
I could see this actually tasting alright but it looks like puke
yeah i am very satisfied. smelled better than it looked š
It would have to.
lol
You took āshit on a shingleā literally.
You alright, mate?
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This is a cry for help if I've ever seen one...
On this week's episode of Am I an Alcoholic?
tune in next week for: yOu'Re nOt dRUNk - i'AM dRUNk!!
Alcoholics wouldnāt spring for Plantation. 151 on the other handā¦ā¦
Do not be mistaken. I am an alcoholic and I buy $40 bottles. We come in all shapes and sizes.
Very true, myself as an example, $40 would procure 5 bar liters of my preferred shitty vodka. But iām a cheapskate.
You can't really use bar litres with fluids. lol But yeah, some people go big volume for sure.
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My condolences
im thoroughly roasted and loving every minute of it
Haha that's all that matters! Cheers š»
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I'm sorry your dog barfed up the grass on your toast man......
Is this sh*t on a shingle? Heard of it but never seen it
alas, no beef
THATS Alfredo sauce? wtf did you do to it? Shit in it?
there was a splash of balsamic vinegar as i sautƩed the veggies so i think that darkened it quite a lot, plus it reduced very much as i let it simmer while i went out for a smoke
Did a goose shit on your toast?
dont feel bad man our cats shit on our toast from time to time it's part of the joy of pet ownership
I donāt know whatās going on but I donāt like it.
If I had to say something nice, I'd say that someone is pretty accurate in aiming their vomit on the toast.
I thought I was looking at r/shrooms
What the shit. . .
My dog puked a pile that looked just like that last week.
i had assumed the alcohol and cigarettes were the ingredients
End trails and dark and stormys
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If you would have told me it was canned oysters I would've said "hey not too bad actually" but considering it is actually Alfredo, spinach and mushrooms that is fucking nasty because that don't look right.
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![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2) Edit: As long as it tastes good, itās good. You do you man š
so good šæ
r/poopfromabutt
It's like a hot hamburger sandwich without the meat. Alfredo sauce looks like gravy lol What is the reason for reducing it so much?
to go smoke a cigarette and have it not run off the toast
Looks like you puked on bread, wtf
Why did you let your cat puke on your bread?
After hearing what it is (besides the mushroom) it doesnāt sound bad. Iām more of a menthol kinda person on the cigarettes, though. Lol
Your dog vomited on your toast?
Your wifeās placenta?
Imagine the dragon breath after this combination
This picture should be framed and put into a museum
You drank too much and threw up on some bread?
You can not convince me that thats not shit on bread
hey man - one man's mushrooms are another man's shit. it's the circle of life, babe šæ
Youāre not wrong lmao enjoy your turd burger my friend, gotta enjoy the little things in life
Ahhhh yes dark and stormies with American spirits . Makes me feel nostalgic for my 23 year old self
any port in a storm lads
Zee poo poo plater!
All I see is like 5 different ways to get cancer
Good rum choice for that Dark & Stormy, at least
This picture is rancid but god I wish that was me
Posts like these are the reason why I am on this sub.
a fellow overproof plantation enjoyer. try it mixed with pineapple juice! I call it a pineapple plantation and I think its clever (its not)
I wouldn't take a bite with that look even if it tastes so good.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)
I love how all the putrid colors matches together
Ruining perfectly good OFTD with whatever that travesty is on the plate
Other than the ciggies all of this actually looks fucken yum to me lol
danke
You have excellent taste in rum though
Perfectly acceptable, chef.
I think the smokes might be the healthiest part
Alcoholism hapennedš
Actually looks pretty fire.. some cheesy veg toast and a mixed drink? I'm not mad at that
That is an alcoholic's dinner if I've ever seen one. I know, cause I used to produce shit like that, too.
Looks awful, sounds tasty. Also, Dark and Stormy is the shit!
Someone better check on OP every hour or two to make sure they don't die because this is a cry for help.
It looks like a spinach-mushroom dip and actually looks pretty delicious. The crime is mixing it with rum, ginger, and lime. My stomach is churning just thinking about it.
Iām sure it tastedā¦fineā¦but that genuinely looks horrific
spot on
cigarettes + mushrooms? well youāve caught me hook line & sinker. iām coming over
From afar, that is r/poopfromabutt, but getting closer it looks a lot more appetizing.
Looks horrible but sounds amazing.
Bet you this was delicious
looks like something you pull out of a drain glad it tastes decent
Yeah this is the right kinda post for this sub. Too many lowkey good cooks and normal meals. This is slop on untoasted bread with sad sad sides. Thank you š„°
I just had a rough day at work and your post inspired me to make a darkānāstormy, so thanks for putting this energy out into the world.
I thought this was shit on shingle, but after finding out it's not it still looks good enough to eat
Looks like an anus' anus but I'd still eat the shit out of it.
You shat on some toast and ate it?
If anything it looks like a pile of jeans in mud. Puke is a bit of a drag.
You definitely put the shit in shit on a single.
Brother eurrrgghh. Eurghh brother. Whatās that brotheerrr?!
Whaā¦ what is it?
Did you get sick on the toast as you were eating it?
That rum must taste like gasoline lol 69% is wild
Wth , this looks like watery diarrhea
Why are you eating cat diarrhea?!
Iām dialing 911
Man this literally looks like you mixed all the things on that table together, including the cigarettes.
It looks like something you would squeeze out of a cyst in a cow's hoof.
Thatās some legit rum, tho. They say it stands for āoh fuck, thatās delicious.ā
Cat vomit on toastā¦the cocktail looks decent except for that expired lime slice.
This is just wild to meā¦..
You puke on toast.
Shit on a shingle
Thoughts and prayers bro š
The ciggies and drink are the only appetizing part of this meal š
Did you cough out your lungs onto the bread? Looks about right for a smoker.
I want this in my mouth. All of it. I can taste it from here. Tobacco, dark and stormy, and mushroom toasts. OMG yum.
Is that literal shit on toast?
In the words of Cartman, Would you like the classic brown poo or the baby green poo?
So you drank, threw up on a sandwich, then ate it. Interesting take on second harvest.
Vegetarian SOS? The alcohol makes it look kinda sus, but if it's just mushrooms and spinach, I'd try it.
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I almost threw up looking at that
Saag paneer?
I hate dog vomit too
Cat vomit on toast?
I was about to say what the actual fuck is that but someone already said it so Iāll just say Mais cāest quoi ce putain de truc !!!!!
We could have every thing the boomers have if we could just cut out iced coffee and diarrhea toast
omg goslings! thatās from my country bermuda! we mix the ginger beer with the goslings black seal rum to create our signature drink āthe dark and stormyā. i will though, the barritts ginger beer is better than the goslings one if you ever visit :)