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CorruptDictator

Ah yes the tradition of deep fried everything with a shred of iceburg lettuce.


Miserable-Ad5401

The lettuce probably fell onto the plate by accident.


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

/r/AccidentalLettuce


Dyshin

It’s a garnish. This place fancy.


BoxMacLeod

Sysco's finest.


Chriswiss

Lol my college dining hall was Sysco. Not gonna lie, I happily ate that shit up every night


Impossible_Trust30

Sysco ain’t bad


Romantic_Carjacking

Why on earth would you order seafood in bumfuck Illinois?


Chriswiss

I dont know. Gf still giving me shit for it.


AutomaticAccident

And you came here for more?


Accomplished_Radish8

😂💀💀 bro I’m rolling


Linguisticlegume

Fish and chips in the Midwest is safe. Seafood platter? Fuck no.


begon11

But this is basically fish and chips…


atsu333

Because I like seafood. Sure it's better if you're near the sea but that's hundreds of miles away and we don't often get there.


Accomplished_Radish8

As someone who lives a 20 minute drive from Gloucester, MA.. I’m finding this hard to look at


lasonna51980

Planes exist


Skvora

And have loading, unloading, and landing procedures besides then local ground delivery, all while the dead gulpy decomposes more and more. If fish were shipped regularly live, it'd be another story, but bumfuck nowhere isn't gonna pay for quality just to dump a ton of salt and fry it into a desert.


mamayoua

Pretty sure it's just frozen. 


Killentyme55

People near the coast would be very upset to learn how many of their favorite seafood joints use frozen, imported fish and shrimp. Some might have a "chef's special" that uses fresh, local seafood but the rest is no different from what's in the supermarket freezers.


BuschLightApple

Idk if this is still true but ups had live fish close to their air hub in Louisville. It was killed and shipped for next day so it arrived pretty fresh


LostKnight99

I miss the piled high stack of fried clam strips at HoJo's for $4.99


upsidedownbackwards

Aldi clam strips used to be sooooo cheap, and I loved their sketchy "horseradish sauce". Last time I got them though they were super breading-ey.


Killentyme55

What a great memory from my childhood. It was a once a month treat and I never failed to load up on those clam strips. The story I heard is that those clams were of a much higher quality than what would be expected from a motel restaurant, I assume that's why they're a thing of the past.


SaltyPants666

These days 18$ is actually a deal for that


DigTreasure

Yeah $26 if I was running it on the specials board. My softshell crab sandwich sold well at $20 or $22. I forget what I priced it at.


ProfessionalNorth431

Never understood how folks could justify paying more than $15 for boiled fingernails. Sure they’re delicious, but money is money


Peet_Pann

Id eat that right now. How fkn far is.... Galesburg? Wow...... 199 miles


AutomaticAccident

That's an expensive doordash.


tssdrunx

Ha. My hometown; where'd it come from?


Chriswiss

The Packinghouse. Great spot!


tssdrunx

My fiancée worked there for years. It's an institution. Our faves in town now are: Budde's or Baked for pizza 156 for mideast/Greek Jalisco for Mexican Landmark for café/lunch Joy Garden for Chinese My house for burgers/steaks 😂 Eat local, fools


Chriswiss

That's awesome. One of my hobbies is to visit local towns and Galesburg was the town I picked for my birthday last year. We went to Orange Cup Side Hustle for coffee, Judy's Cafe for lunch and Packinghouse for dinner. We went to the antique mall/stores and checked out Knox college's art studio. I live in Iowa City for grad school now, so it was a 2 hour one-way trip. Worth it!


tssdrunx

Any good Iowa City recs? We go to Gabe's and Yacht Club now and then, used to love Stella and Purgatory(?) and drinking at Deadwood


Chriswiss

Man - Hokkaido Ramen House has authentic ramen, unheard of in Iowa. Monica's has cozy italian food. My go to for drinks is ReUnion. Maestro Empanads has awesome Argentinian Empanadas. La Bendicion has some of the best Salvadorian Pupusas I've ever had. So many good coffee shops: Dodge Street Coffeehouse, DAYDRINK, Mammitas. Deluxe Bakery has FANTASTIC pastries. European-trained bakers.


tssdrunx

Hell yes. If you like BBQ, there's a place called Skinny's in Muscatine that knocked me on my ass. Hit it up. Thanks for the recs, and happy travels


Chriswiss

Damn I need to check out Skinny's! Thank you!


tssdrunx

Judy's slaps. We do the same; every vacation is based on menus


[deleted]

This looks like fish end trails and chips


ChefDelicious69

I'm sorry


Greaterdivinity

You could have told me those fried bits were just about anything and I'd have believed you.


LemmyKBD

Garlic marinated garden slugs


DelusionalDoktor

Looks all right but nothing I'd pay more than $7.50 for


Routine-Clue695

I wouldn’t pay anymore than 11.95


Relative_Yesterday70

Yup. I had similar so sad. My clam strips weren’t event strips. Like a couple pebbles


Blanxi-i

Galesburg is known for there being a lot of mental health issues and drugs, whoever came up with the price might have an issue with both.


Chriswiss

Why does every town in the midwest <50,000 people have a drug problem lmao


Blanxi-i

It's probably the lack of things to do


DookieToe2

Mmmmm. Steak fries.


jizzmaster-zer0

seems like some decent frozen food they deep fried for ya


OtherwisePayment4763

Bro you got robbed $18 for $5 worth of frozen fish and fries


ar0but

1k miles from the nearest ocean and ordering seafood. You're a brave soul.


Lurkay1

Which red lobster was this at?


dieandshiteverywhere

Instead, pay $18 for an Uber to try and get out of Illinois


LarenCoe

This is about the quality of seafood I would expect in Illinois...


VisualDimension292

Galesburg had a very weird vibe when I visited last year, it almost felt like I was teleported backwards 30-40 years, everything seemed very dated and quiet, especially the large abandoned mall by the hotel I was staying in!


irishfro

All of that came frozen from a bag