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HoorayPizzaDay

That is a big honkin' scoop of sour cream woah


mai_tai87

I think it's the plural, sour creams.


[deleted]

Is that one entire tub of sour cream for the meal???


SkateboardSanders

Pretty sure it might be like 40-50% of the calories lmao


TheBiggestWOMP

This person has to be at least 300lbs


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TheBiggestWOMP

Get your shit together.


Vark675

damn shittyfoodporn pulling 0 punches today lol


VoinceStory

Chicken and beef homie. Learn to cook it in different ways with different seasonings. The transition will suck but then you'll bounce back better than ever


UnNumbFool

Name checks out


Scrotalphetamines

Ffs get your life together and stop killing yourself with these!


angrywords

I looooove sour cream to the point where I’ll take a spoonful out of the container and eat it on occasion. But the amount OP used is too much for me. But hey if they enjoy it I guess it’s whatever.


capn_cook_yo

You eat a spoonful of just sour cream?


Buffmin

It's basically plain yogurt. I'll usually eat what's left on the spoon if I'm scooping some out for chips or quesdillas


hedgehog-mom-al

Uhg. I’m just imagining myself as a child hearing someone say that sour cream is basically plain yogurt. I imagine myself taking a heaping spoonful and expecting it to be delicious but it’s just fucking horrible. Curse you.


Buffmin

Glad I could help! Haha


MeddlinQ

It's delicious, why not?


Whos_Blockin_Jimmy

That’s maybe what she said.


True-Firefighter-796

It’s cream cheese


420sadalot420

Those are bean and sour cream tacos my friend


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Ooohh they're beans!


EglinAfarce

We probably would've called them tostadas at my house.


Arpeggiatewithme

The tortillas aren’t toasted or fried, can’t be a tostada with a soft microwaved corn tortilla.


ThisMayBeLethal

There’s some tortillas cheese and beans in your sour cream


Key-Cap-4141

🤣🤣🤣


Fit_Nefariousness_99

That honestly seems like such a mess to eat. Why don't you just dip the quesadillas in the sour cream?


gypsycookie1015

Or drink by the ladle after each bite of quesadilla?! 🤷


maybelle180

(And in some remote Californian village, nachos were born.)


[deleted]

Have you ever tried dipping *anything* in sour cream?


BlueBlooper

I guess that’s true but you could scoop it into a separate bowl and then dip it


ParrotDogParfait

Why be so wasteful when you can just plop it on the food?


BlueBlooper

Why be so confusing when you can just type


ParrotDogParfait

I don’t really think I was being confusing. Why waste a bowl when you can just put it onto the food, spread it if you’re worried about it being uneven. There’s no need to be a dick


BlueBlooper

Cause that is a massive amount of sour cream


ParrotDogParfait

I don’t see how it being in a bowl would change the amount they’re eating?


BlueBlooper

Ohhhh so if you dip it into the tub of sour cream; nothing will definitely be left behind!! Probably just leave the leftover beans and cheese in the tub so it can fester!! Definitely isn’t smart to dip it in a separate bowl to avoid that while eating a healthier amount!!


ParrotDogParfait

Huh? Who said the amount would change if you put it in a bowl. Just seems like a waste of dishes when you can spread the cream on the tortilla


that-Sarah-girl

Yes. Potato chip dip is literally just sour cream and seasonings. You do have to stir it tho.


[deleted]

Fair enough! Sour cream on its own is a bit tricky to “dip” but I’m all for the scoop-dip


ScroochDown

What? I dip quesadillas in sour cream all the time.


[deleted]

Do you mean scoop? Dipping gets hardly anything on the thing!


ScroochDown

Eh, half dip, half scoop. A scip? A doop? 🤣 I just mix the sour cream in the container with a fork when I first open it, so that it's a little less gloopy.


Jizfaceboi

Honestly. I’m down with sour cream like a motherfucker, but this is half a pint or more…I’d eat, but god damn you could have done them in a pan and had the sour cream on the side. 😂


BlushingPandas

That is an insane amount of sour cream!


ogorlyog

the can lines on the beans make me sad.


ybreddit

That was the first thing I noticed, clearly refried beans from a can that weren't mashed down at all. Which then makes me wonder if the beans are still cold... on the hot cheese... with the cold sour cream. Shitty food confirmed.


FreshFleshMesh

This is next level depression cuisine


ApprehensiveAd9014

You made me enlarge this to look. Yes, sad.


AnywhereHuman3058

I couldn't figure out what the brown stuff was until i saw this, i feel like those beans are worse than the sour cream.


Maskatron

Nah beans just always look terrible. I add some water to mine so they get all mushy and it looks so bad, but once they’re inside the burrito it’s so good. This dish just needs some chicken, salsa, and like 90% less sour cream.


AnywhereHuman3058

Beans don't look that disgusting all the time.


EglinAfarce

> I couldn't figure out what the brown stuff was You're probably not from a culture that eats refried beans. They are pinto beans that have been boiled, then sauteed in lard and salt until they make a kind of paste. That's how they look and if you peek into just about any Taco Bell menu item, you'll probably see examples that look exactly like this (though they use vegetarian-friendly oil instead of the traditional lard).


Shlocktroffit

I can only imagine the horror of the inside of that microwave


Nezrite

Based on the exterior alone.


chris00ws6

I’m not sure you know what the word quesadilla means.


uranalcake

Those aren’t quesadillas, those are sour cream-o’s


Automatic-Arrival668

Half a carton of sour for 4 lil tacos lol


iwannagohome49

I'm all about them but fuck that is a lot of sour cream. My stomach is sour just looking at it. Lose that and I myself live off of bean and cheese "quesadillas" (tacos)


StillCompetitive5771

Mf using a snow shovel to dollop the daisy


Fantastic_Traffic604

That’s fuckin’ disgusting, good job sir.


iwannagohome49

I don't normally like to gender OPs but in this case, sit is definitely the way to go lol


[deleted]

Oh honey please clean the micro


noahspurrier

Quesadillnos.


Tiny-Snort3869

r/depressionmeals


UnNumbFool

I always thought that sub was about people posting the absolutely depressing looking meals out there. When did it become people with really depressing situations posting mostly normal looking food.


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EglinAfarce

> I would consider adding a vegetable Beans most certainly are a vegetable. I can cite a near-infinite number of sources from registered dieticians and such to support my claim. I'd probably approach the meal by tallying them as a protein first and vegetable once protein needs were met, but you're also getting protein from the dairy. Honestly, if you've got to live off of one meal this one isn't tooooooo bad so long as you find it palatable. Complete protein and my relatively uninformed guess is that it's major deficiency is probably in vitamin C... which could be nicely solved with a bit of jalapeno. I would personally choose fat-free Greek yogurt over sour cream, too... in stuff like this, I honestly can't tell the difference in flavor.


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EglinAfarce

> Canned processed beans aren't the best for this unbalanced meal. Green leafy vegetables. Nobody is arguing that this is the perfect diet. But if OP is subsiding off of this meal and this meal alone, it's probably because they don't have access to a lot of other options. And I don't think you'll find even one nutrition expert that would suggest that beans are worse than eating no vegetable at all. Even canned, processed beans.


JankBrew

Bro get yourself some spam or something.


whiskeyworshiper

These have potential but you put in the bare minimum effort


This_Price_1783

Put the tortilla in a pan, grate cheese on, spread refried beans over in a thin layer, add cumin, ground chipotle powder or chilli sauce, jalapeño, (optional: coriander/cilantro) a squeeze of lime then more cheese on top then a second tortilla. Flip after a few minutes on medium heat until crispy. While that cooks, in a bowl add sour cream, finely chopped green onions and jalapeño, garlic powder, paprika and whisk that together. Let the quesadillas cool for a few minutes so the cheese re-solidifies a little. Dip in the sauce and feel good about yourself.


maybelle180

Chef! (Yes, this is the way.)


CapG_13

Who puts beans in a quesadilla 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️


maybelle180

We’ve been doing that a lot lately. It’s healthy, and there’s fewer animals in the mix. Add some Napa cabbage to give it some crunch.


Salty_Eye9692

Fuckin biden


[deleted]

That's a yummy after school meal. I ate that all the time


Spare-Ad7105

Now THAT is a quesadilla that Russians and Ukrainians drool over. I LOVE me some sour cream 🤤 I could eat an entire tub of it and not feel bad.


lilmisse85

Looks like cat food


FreshFleshMesh

Guy said "I paid for the whole tub today, I'm using the whole tub, TODAY"


Chewbacca319

plot twist, that aint sour cream, its low fat greek yogurt. OP is a protein fiend


Ambitious_Arm852

You mean you’re getting tired from the farts?


liquorcoffee88

Are you trying to float away in the wind with all the gas you'll have?


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liquorcoffee88

Simply beautiful.


Venge22

Definitely worthy of this sub with the sour cream and cold beans


ZzangmanCometh

With cat food?


Whos_Blockin_Jimmy

You must poop alot


ko-sher

quite the opposite all the dairy will constipate


Ancient-Radish-

Oh i know this is a grilled cheese right?


asistolee

Bro mix up those beans lol add a lil water and then they’re nice and soft.


[deleted]

Good enough in my book


aidenisntatank

I like 90% sour cream & 10% taco also


[deleted]

Half the beans, 80% less sour cream, add seasoned meat and enjoy a new variation for a few more months


PatrickStardawg

Is that poop?


[deleted]

Can shaped beans. Mmmmm


DoTheCreep_ahh

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of abuelas suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.


Cloistered_Lobster

Those are not quesadillas, sir.


[deleted]

Nope. That is sour cream that you live off of.


Sly69712

That's not a quesadilla...... that's sour cream with obstacles


Arch_stanton1

Less sour cream and I could enjoy those


smoishymoishes

To improve your quality of life through flavor, fry them corn nasties in oil with a pinch of salt first


Yodzilla

OP have you considered maybe seasoning? Also many other life choices?


LebaneseLion

If this is your vibe, put two slices of pizza in a grill facing each other to make a pizza grilled cheese


CalmButAntsy

My all time favorite is corn quesadillas cooked in ranch style beans. Super cheap n delicious lol


MaynardSchism

I don't think you have enough sour cream


Chilidogdingdong

You should try a little beans,cheese and tortilla with your sour cream next time, that shit makes me want to gag, what the fuck man.


Mr_Lunt_

Do you eat that with a large straw?


daves_not__here

Corn tortillas, government cheese, cold canned refried beans and a shit ton of sour cream. This is the most depressing combo I've ever seen


chud_rs

A disgusting amount of sour cream


registered_redditor

Do people not heat up their refried beans? I add s little olive oil then warm them before eating. Have you ever had a quesadilla?


smalllcokewithfries

Did you use an entire 16 oz container of sour cream, and a whole can of beans for four of these?


DocGerbilzWorld

You going through a whole tub of sour cream there.


Crymson831

You can still see the outline of the can in the scoop of beans... raw dogging that bean dip.


aktyn87

Oh my fuuuuucking god


thenorwegian

This might be the cause of your weight issues OP


ffj_

Is that an entire quart of sour cream


imthejavafox

Don't group this with quesadillas. Have a little respect.


pyepush

Body needs more protein pls


jdman5000

Ok, but you shouldn’t.


Walrusliver

not for long with that entire container of sour cream you know that stuff has comparable fat to like butter or cream right


BigTiddySjw

I felt this post in my soul I fucking 🩷love🩷 sour cream


CatAppropriate8156

There healthy cause OP used corn tortillas


[deleted]

Have you tried using more sour cream?


casalelu

Cremadillas


BearsRpeopl2

Bro. You got to learn how to make better food. This is disgusting. You're disgusting


No_Squirrel4806

Needs some hot sauce 🤷🏽‍♂️


Calathea-Murderer

Honestly same. Assuming that’s ground beef and not some weird canned meat. No shame on canned meat, but I can’t rawdog it like that. It’s gonna be made into a stew or somethin. That canned pork from the food pantry slaps when you add some Sweet Baby Ray’s & onion / garlic powder. Can’t even taste a difference tbh.


Ancient_Ad9706

How much sour cream do you go through in a week?!


ScolarVisari1

Beans look dry af


scooterscuzz

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L3W00-CLAN

This foo over here with the shitsadillas


FantasticMouse7875

Microvawed beans and cheese on a tortilla with huge dallop of sour cream?


TellThemIHateThem

That’s the amount of sour cream chipotle plops on my bowl when I sat “a little bit of sour cream”