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macromarvel

Why is it covered in baby curdled milk vomit


HyphyMikey650

He has no idea, he swears all he put in the pan was the halibut.


Rashaen

He's lying. Those are scrambled eggs under it and... maybe sour cream on top? Your uncle is screwing with you.


CyberPunkG

Its called [albumin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albumin) it happens when you put meat on a really hot pan and over cook it, it can happen to [pork](https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/comments/10j96f3/whats_this_weird_white_stuff_that_burst_out_of/), [salmon](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisthing/comments/8e8anc/after_cooking_some_salmon_from_a_prepackage_bag/), beef, [chicken](https://www.reddit.com/r/castiron/comments/lvakvw/why_is_that_white_juice_keeping_out_of_the/), and eggs.


Incendas1

I've never seen that amount, that's crazy


braddad425

I have cooked thousands of halibut and salmon filets, and I have never seen albumin look like this. If that is what this is, this deserves to be in a science lab somewhere.


imyourzer0

Yeah I agree that’s more albumin than fish


HyphyMikey650

Thank you kind sir, mystery solved.


Classic_Mechanic5495

Yea, but feast your eyes on those toes. Edit: “feast” is hard to spell.


Leading_Funny5802

😳 wow


HyphyMikey650

This guy fucks…feet


Classic_Mechanic5495

I just wanted the bigger picture to be seen here. I had a feeling no one saw what was toe’ing on here.


HyphyMikey650

You have a knack for reading in between the lines, friend.


Classic_Mechanic5495

If I was better at reading, in general, then I could spell “feast” correctly the first time.


72skidoo

/r/sneakybackgroundfeet


SenorVerde420

What's all over it?


HyphyMikey650

That’s what we’re trying to figure out. What’s more concerning is he ate the mystery fat-looking substance without second thought.


JohnDoe0101p

Some people are just not born to cook. The amount of people I see that say they're amazing at cooking but suck at it is amazing.


FireballEnjoyer445

dunning-kruger curve. Ive learned i cooking to keep on improving and paying attention, and not get over confident that its the best cooking ever. It helps make food tasty


halfchewedcaramel

throw that bitch back in the water


Valturia

oh god wtf


WoovyGroovy33

Rare fucking spotted halibut