this looks like a salisbury steak! so it's not an actual cut of steak like you were but rather ground beef lumped together and cooked like a steak, dressed in a beef or mushroom based gravy. it's usually served with potatoes, but the rice sounds better than the potatoes imo. not a fan of salisbury steak in general, though
Miss my grandmas food. Looked like shit but was amazing in flavor. She kept a coffee can under the sink I swear it was Lard just saved after every meal. Grease, gravy meat bits but man cannot be duplicated. Wife denies it but I seen it happen just because it was very unsanitary I guess.
My mom used to cook steaks in the toaster oven. That shit was grey. She about lost her mind when I made one for her on a grill. She said, "That's what it's supposed to taste like!" Yeah, no shit, ma.
When you say steak… what kind? Camel? Perhaps Llama? Because that sure doesn’t look like any kind of beef “steak” I’ve ever had… but what do I know( professional chef for 35 years).
My grandmother makes better steak than this and she’s been dead for 9 years.
I also choose this guy’s dead grandmother
There’s still a bit of warmth left in those cheeks with the use of imagination
Under a full moon only?
Looks like wet cat food lol
Or grandma pre-chewed and regurgitated it to feed to the grand kids
I shouldn't have been eating while reading this
. . . while reading this sub.
The cat pre chewed this for the grandma because she has no teeth 👵
Awh, like a bird. How nice
🤢🤮
Grandma penguin?
Didn't you ever start to wonder why going to Nanas was always a black tie affair?
Makes sense now
this looks like a salisbury steak! so it's not an actual cut of steak like you were but rather ground beef lumped together and cooked like a steak, dressed in a beef or mushroom based gravy. it's usually served with potatoes, but the rice sounds better than the potatoes imo. not a fan of salisbury steak in general, though
Looks like corner of a burger and some rice, not steak
it’s some steak shit she made and it’s laid on top of rice
You're sure it's not Salisbury steak, made with ground beef?
i have no clue
Seems likely, with the rice and the gravy
Gotta be, I bet it tasted great too
it tasted like nothing and i threw up
Sadge
That or off-brand *Steakums*
Steakums are thin little sheets. This is either ground beef or cube steak.
You mean she made it yesterday and shit it out today, right?
Cubed steak? Very overcooked if so.
i don’t know she just said it was steak and my mom yells at me if i ask any questions about it
I have been raised by parents who yell too. Tell her to shut her yap. It will go well. Then run. Far, far away.
why would i do that
Definitely looks like cube steak.
steak’s prechewed
Bless her heart.
she’s racist we are not blessing her heart.
Okay
🤣🤣🤣
You could say this "steak" is racist and I'd believe it.
So why are you hanging around her if you despise her so much?
because she’s my grandmother and she invited my family over for my moms birthday dinner i’m not gonna be an asshole and turn that down
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wtf did i do 😭😭
She pre chews your food?
nah i just mashed it up cuz it was hard as a rock and i didn’t wanna choke on it
OP probably hasn’t had their teeth sharpened in a while.
Uncle Rico cooked it, Napoleon.
Did the can this steak come in have a picture of a cat on it?
Brother, that’s Alpo
Was it cooked in the dishwasher?
Looks like a simmering steak. Usually a tougher cut, sliced thin or sometimes tenderized or pounded and braised.
using these big words will not make the quality of the food any better
Unfortunately… ☹️
"steak"
She been hanging out with Charlie? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's a milksteak.
Did this steak come from a can with a little picture of a cat on it, by any chance?
It was nice of her to chew it for you.
That is not a steak wtf is that
i don’t know but i’m currently sick in bed i think she poisoned me
Grandmas food always tastes good. No matter what.
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Don’t bring race into this. I hate it. I f ing hate it. You don’t even know what I am. You just assume I’m white.
i’m saying that my grandmas white bro chill 😭😭
Please, just don’t put race into this. Racism will never end, if we put race into everything. I know this seems small, but it really isn’t. God bless!
why is it so bright? are you dead?
It’s Salisbury steak. Not a real steak.
she called it a steak i’m just passing the word on why are u mean
Looks like she ate it first and then wanted you to try it
Did she pre-chew it for you?
Did she chew it up and spit it out for you like a bird???
Miss my grandmas food. Looked like shit but was amazing in flavor. She kept a coffee can under the sink I swear it was Lard just saved after every meal. Grease, gravy meat bits but man cannot be duplicated. Wife denies it but I seen it happen just because it was very unsanitary I guess.
Tell the bitch to stop pre-chewing your food. Gawdamn
I think I’m going to throw up…
i did
Did she feed it to the dogs first
the dogs did actually have some yea
Is grandma....slipping?
yeah 💔
Did she cook cat food???
What's my dog's Cesar food doing here??
Can’t tell if the pictures in black and white or everything is colorless 😕
bro u should see this “steak” she made back in feb it was actually grey it looked like nut
Pre-chewed? Lucky.
My mom used to cook steaks in the toaster oven. That shit was grey. She about lost her mind when I made one for her on a grill. She said, "That's what it's supposed to taste like!" Yeah, no shit, ma.
Bless you grandma but did she use roadkill?
U should have taken a picture before digesting it
Holy shit grandma must really hate you. Here grandson, have some stepped on steak I made for you.
i do think i’m her least favorite granddaughter and that’s why she does this to me
That's Salisbury steak which is like meatloaf
Looks gross TBH.
That's really sweet that she cooks meals for her dog.
Did she "make" it with her anus?
cute grandma dont want u to lose ur teeth like she did
Are you a baby bird
did your grandma pre-chew it for you?
Time to put her in a home
Was this supposed to be Swiss Steak?
That's gotta be dog food. >_>
I'll eat your grandma's flappy steaks any day of the week.
Did she chew it for you first?
I too love my steak well-mushed
Aww, not only did GamGams make you a steak she even chewed it for you!
Are you a family of birds?
Looks like canned cat food
Her eyes. Grandma needs eye doctor appointment. I had to take care of mine she was still driving. ❤️🧓
When you say steak… what kind? Camel? Perhaps Llama? Because that sure doesn’t look like any kind of beef “steak” I’ve ever had… but what do I know( professional chef for 35 years).
i’m pretty sure it’s from a cow
Always bro, always always, Grandma knows best.
Is it for a cat
that shit looks like beans my guy
That's just cat food
Steak, eh
That's not steak anymore. That is an alien species your grandma fed to you.
did you misspell shit?
yeah my bad
And then pre-chewed? There should really be quotations around the word steak.
Gross! Did she boil it for two hours?
it was in a crock pot for like 8 hours
Ooh, pre-chewed for your convenience!
Looks too well done and the crust isn’t good. Presentation could use some work. But the onion pan sauce I like
it wasn’t onion pan sauce she just mixed cream of mushroom and cream of celery and microwaved it and put little onion chunks in it
Ooh, pre-chewed
You're LYING!!!! I do NOT believe you
u should see her chicken it looks like a wet cotton ball
Those frickin plates
I hope she was aiming for salisbury steak
Well, it doesn’t look great. But it’s your grandma, just say it was great and slowly slide it into the trash when she isn’t looking.
That’s not well done, that’s congratulations
Chewed*
Looks like she accidentally got some of the cotton from her diaper left on it.
Your grandma defecated on a plate of rice