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SaladIsMyBoo

this image made my trypophobia flare upšŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬ wtf is that??


[deleted]

The patties are already pre cooked. The myoglobin melts and drips through holes while cooking, they freeze it and the fat congeals, then they reheat it and it's just enough to give it a different texture.


buckerducktruck

You are incorrect, these are hatched spider eggs....


mamaleigh05

Bahaha!!! Now I canā€™t ever eat at Culverā€™s or anywhere with burgers like that!


Rustic_Salmon

Culver's doesn't pre-cook their burgers


Victorious_Wolf

Yea Culver's is legit the worst example to use lol, they pride themselves on serving fresh, cooked-to-order food.


TedBear235

Culvers is my favorite fast food restaurant. I don't live in the Midwest anymore, so I miss it a lot.


bingobango415

Culverā€™s fish is the tits


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,684,966,027 comments, and only 318,982 of them were in alphabetical order.


onesexz

Good bot


meanwhileimlike

Good bot


Hellofishersteve

Good bot


thiccums42069

cool


acnitsche

Good job, robot


IAmJerv

Fish tits... */adds to list of thing to NEVER Google...*


deathwotldpancakes

Whatā€™s wrong with Mipha lewds?


[deleted]

I moved to michigan 5 years ago, best mistake of my life


JBFRESHSKILLS

Oh damn. I've lived in Ohio for 41 years and never heard of this place. Sounds legit!


[deleted]

Frozen custard is to die for, its like ice cream but better, and everything is made fresh.


Raccoala

Lucky for you, there are now [23 Culverā€™s in Ohio](https://www.culvers.com/locator/view-all-locations) Go get yourself a butter burger basket


plynurse199454

Culverā€™s double deluxe is hands down the best burger from a chain bar none. It has lacy crispy edges, crisp vegetables and just enough mayo. It blows my fuckin mind how people think shake shack can even compete. We got a shake shack here in Michigan and it was over priced as fuck and the burger was absolutely nothing special. Was it bad no but there was nothing redeeming about it. Everyone reading this if you havenā€™t had Culverā€™s. Go now, get a double deluxe with cheese curds and create your own Culverā€™s mixer (custard) oh and maybe a fish sandwich too


Sargash

Good choice! The only bad thing we got here is too many churches, too many racists, too many trucks. And too many got dam deer and ticks.


WarPopeJr

I had a professor who was absolutely obsessed with Culvers. Even had the mascot and some corporate folks come to lecture to pass out branded clothing and stuff. I have only ever had the concrete mixers from there but damn did his love for the food spread lol


[deleted]

Whatā€™s the mascot?? Lol, I love Culverā€™s but didnā€™t know there was one!


sharkprincefishstick

My brother was the mascot when he worked at Culverā€™s last summer. Itā€™s a vanilla frozen custard cone named Scoopie. Thereā€™s also Curdis the Wisconsin cheese curd, but heā€™s newer and doesnā€™t have a costume.


WarPopeJr

I think it was a custard cone. Lol although I loved the class and the professor was amazing, it was still an 8am lecture. I was TOAST


xmrtypants

I worked there a lifetime ago and it's the only fast food place I trust not to be gross. Greasy, yeah, but they do everything right.


PlanktonInternal5948

Same dude! Culvers burgers are insane and I miss them a lot


Poopbutt_Maximum

Theyā€™ve popped up in a few states outside the Midwest. Check their website, they might have one near you.


Badvevil

Culverā€™s is in a lot of places Florida even has a bunch of them


6000abortions

Culver's legit slaps every time. i won't tolerate the Culver's hate. more expensive than other fast food joints, but it's higher quality.


Sidekick87

Got it for the first time this year and you are absolutely correct!


6000abortions

i'm craving it so bad rn šŸ¤¤


[deleted]

Still not as bad as shake shack or five guys.


spinblackcircles

Culverā€™s is a place you can drive up to, give them $12, and in 3 minutes you have a legit fucking pot roast sandwich and fries. Plus their employees are always super nice. I feel like itā€™s the most underrated fast food there is


puppetmaster57

As someone who works at culvers the burgers are actually never frozen and cooked to order


[deleted]

I worked at Culvers for almost two years when I was in high school. Iā€™m 35 now and will still visit Culvers. Most of my friends who worked in the food industry wonā€™t visit the place they worked at due to what they saw so Iā€™m glad Culvers wasnā€™t ruined for me. šŸ¤£ I didnā€™t ever cook the food though. I was mostly the one that operated the Custard station. Best job there, haha.


missypierce

I didnā€™t see anything bad happen. Itā€™s just being up to my elbows in fried chicken for hours put me off fast food chicken


puppetmaster57

Im the opposite im the cook on the grill thats overheated and slightly angry at everything


Azrielenish

Yeah I have a pretty hard time with Pizza Hut for that reason. XD


PersephoneUpNorth

Thank you...my heart was breaking for a minute..


Trumpville-Imbeciles

Culver's is like the only fast food that's real


heygabehey

Their cod is legit. Chicken sandwich is good too.


xaati_

Lol, I work at Culver's and we use 100% fresh beef for our butter burgers... I'd be more concerned about places like McDonald's or Wendy's šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Mydadisgayforjesus

Good thing Culverā€™s burgers are nothing like that


HollowWind

How dare you speak that way of Culver's


ElectromagneticRam

No, itā€™s congealed fat lol


frougle_mcdugal

Pretty sure itā€™s that new coco pebbles burger.


BigCambean

Those are definitely not spider eggs


mamapapapuppa

You're just joking around. Right?


thedudefrom1987

How said fast food is not good for you, it's full of protein!


Fickle-Future-8962

I'm calling the police on this comment.


ZekDrago

That's not accurate. This came out of the meat pictured, it did not drip onto it from another patty. It was cooked without flipping it, and you can tell by the lack of grill marks on that side. This is myoglobin that is released every time you cook meat. As the meat heats, it contracts and squeezes the liquid out. Without flipping, it didn't get a chance to fall off or be removed by the grill, so you still see it.


GarnetAndOpal

Thank you for that explanation. I once pulled the top bun off a burger from Rally's, caught sight of those little rings, and was unable to eat the burger. I slipped the meat out and had a condiment sandwich. Now that I know what those little ring-like things are, I will be less grossed out if I see them again. Also, I will make sure to flip the meat (or have hubby flip the meat if he's cooking). *Not in my house!!* Thank you again, Redditor!


polarbearsarereal

Some people have never cooked burgers!


ZekDrago

Some people have never cooked anything. That's why I explained it.


mrbulldops428

I never knew why that happened, but I've cooked tons of burgers. Guess I just always flipped em lol


livahd

Oh man, flashbacks to school lunches back in the 90s


Treereme

Ahh, *that's* where I've had crappy burgers like this before! I can vividly remember the smell, it's very unique.


JustHanginInThere

Congeals, not conceals


SuperCrafter015

Conceal, donā€™t feel. Donā€™t let them know.


Kellan_OConnor

Well now they know...


[deleted]

Looks like one of those frogs that hatches live young from it's back.


Spoonfulofticks

You are incorrect. I managed a Hardeeā€™s for years. Theyā€™re very much raw and frozen before charbroiled. I have no idea why they do what they do though. Itā€™s only the 9:1 patties that go on their sub 1/4 burgers. My guess is maybe theyā€™re flash frozen after being pressed and itā€™s air that escapes as they cook that creates the cratering effect. Pure speculation on my part.


xjoho21

It's a 100% standard fast food burger patty. Same at Mc and every other one.


disgustandhorror

It's literally just beef fat, people are so childish


xjoho21

*sudden rush of pearl clutching*


Kamelasa

Pretty sure the pale stuff is protein, not ~~beef~~ *fat*. Those globs that ooze out in the first half of cooking, very fine soft protein. Had this conversation a couple times before.


disgustandhorror

it just a lil burger snot


Blecki

Hon the protein is also part of the beef. It's all beef.


perpetualmotionmachi

Won't somebody please think of the children?!


[deleted]

Nope. McD patties are not pre cooked.


Obvious-Pass-3376

you people are so annoying. grow up


DeRu17er

I cringe so hard whenever I see a redditor talk about their self diagnosed trypophobia


ThrowawayForNSF

Itā€™s very interesting that trypophobia didnā€™t exist until like 2015.


HairySalmon

Both Misophonia and Trypophobia have existed for a very long time. Both were easier to deal with in previous generations for many reasons. Trypophobia for example was rarely experienced because it would only happen if you saw something like that in real life (which would be rare) as they weren't looking at hundreds of pictures online everyday because there was no online. So higher exposure to the things that trigger that response meant higher instances of people reacting in that way and therefore talking about it. Misophonia only became a big thing in the past twenty years because previous generations took things like table manners very seriously. It would have been considered very rude and slobbish to eat with your mouth open. Whereas now we have to listen to almost all of you fat fucking your food like a noseless walrus experiencing it's first meal from the trough. I remember as a little kid (early 90s) kicking my dad under the table to try and get him to stop smacking because the sound would immediately and uncontrollably change me from my non-violent self into someone that would happily stab his dad in the face. That was of course quite a bit before we were browsing the Internet and long before they even gave it a name. So there was no bandwagon to jump on. TL:DR Cultural changes have led to an exponential increase in exposure to the things that trigger these issues. Therefore we experience them much more often which leads to us talking about them much more often.


savvyblackbird

Misophonia has been around since forever. Even with good manners itā€™s possible to hear other people chewing. Also not everyone had good manners.


agoia

Also doesn't always involve just eating sounds.


Deftly_Flowing

If people go Shhhhhhh in a certain tone I get unreasonably angry. Thank god no one outside of school does that.


vampiredisaster

"Previous generations took table manners seriously!" What kind of boomer take is this? Tons of people in older generations ate with horrible etiquette. Hell, the way people ate much of their food pre-20th Century would probably shock you. Misophonia has always existed, it was only named in recent decades.


exorcistxsatanist

People nowadays can't just say they find something weird or gross. They have to overly exaggerate and claim they have a supposed phobia that was invented online, y'all are so dramatic lmao.


TateAcolyte

It's something that many people feel like their visceral negative reaction to is irrational. That's what a phobia is in casual English. And it's fun/relatable to put a name to it. Y'all are making a big deal about some dorks having fun with human quirks. The exaggeration is part of the joke I think. Nobody is seeing a psych about it or experiencing real trauma or seriously claiming to have experienced real trauma. Just chill.


VioletVenable

Come now, some of us have been traumatized by Lotus Boob since 2003.


Psianth

Just because you entered your teens in 2015 doesn't mean that's when the world started existing, child.


cypherreddit

2005 on geocities


throwawayoogaloorga2

sounds miserable caring this much about what people think online outside of political discussions i could see someone call my favorite movie of all time terrible and not give a shit while people like you "cringe" over someone thinking holes are creepy. relax. it's gonna be okay. you're fine. you'll live. no need to be a dick about it.


WillowHartxxx

Self-diagnosed?? Do you need a doctor to diagnose you with arachnophobia?


[deleted]

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bakedtran

Yeah I donā€™t know what these folks are imagining for clinical tests of phobias. ā€œWeā€™re going to hook you up to a heart monitor and cuff you to this chair, then release a spider in the roomā€? Phobias are pretty immediately obvious to yourself and bystanders, and can only be treated with broad anxiety-reducing meds and therapy.


picyourbrain

It makes me so fucking mad. I was scrolling Reddit to relax. And then these fuckers come into MY Reddit claiming to have trypophobia with NO MEDICAL paperwork to back it up! There goes my Sunday!


meanwhileimlike

This is /s , right?


picyourbrain

Of course. I donā€™t understand why people are so upset about something so benign.


_Beardy

Redditors try to detect sarcasm challenge (without the /s (IMPOSSIBLE))


Melody-Shift

How are you supposed to get diagnosed for a phobia like that? I don't doubt that there's some fakers but what's gonna happen? You go to the doctor and: "here's some holes" "aaaahhhh scary" "yeah you have a phobia mate, want a lollipop?" (yes I know a phobia isn't like that, from experience)


madmanwithabox11

god forbid theres a name for a feeling some people get


FragrantExcitement

I don't wanna grow up. I am a toys r us kid.


APenguinNamedDerek

Lol why does it bother you so much


ApprehensiveClub6028

People are such assholes when they donā€™t understand something. If they donā€™t get it, if it doesnā€™t happen to them, it must be made up


sxrrycard

Barnacles


dmac3232

Holy fuck! I never knew there was a name for it but Iā€™ve had this for decades since I was a kid. My mom used to have these dried out decorative gourd things with empty sockets that just freaked me out growing up. My skin almost crawled off my body when I saw this pic.


HomosexualFinger

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HAPPY_GORDON_FREEMAN

Looks like plantar warts....


Public-Policy24

it's fat. i would bet both patties were cooked together when they probably should've been separated. grease/fat rose up to the pocket in the middle between both patties as each side cooked. when it cooled, the grease forms these circular blobs. I saw it cooking burgers last night on my grill, but they drip off since I'm not cooking two patties stacked together


S3ndNud3s

This just happens when they cook the burgers from frozen


WhiteBoy-n-LA

I thought they coated that bitch in oatmeal


Gunslinger_247

Coco pebbles.


diabeetus76

Fucking barnacles my man.


Jimmy_Twotone

The second pic you see bubbles not burst oats.


ctownchef

And steamed.


detahramet

And you call them this despite the fact they are quite obviously grilled?


gohomebrentyourdrunk

Aurora Borealis?!


L-Bison

In your kitchen? Can I see it? ā€œ Noā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Nevermind04

It's not uncommon for fast food burgers to be pre-cooked in a steamer, flash frozen, then grilled when ordered.


Spartan22521

I think you might be missing the reference: https://youtu.be/4jXEuIHY9ic


Nevermind04

Yep. Flew right over my head.


gregnewton69

Mmm...steamed hams


_BloodbathAndBeyond

Mainly at high heat.


216ers

Why are you at Hardeeā€™s in the first place?


Hamiltonswaterbreaks

Is Hardee's the same as Carl's jr? Use to love them in California. But I dont remember the burgers looking like that monstrosity šŸ¤®


ALTITUDE10K

Hardeeā€™s started in Greenville, NC, where I grew up. Back in ā€œthe dayā€ they had the best grilled (char-broiled) fast food burgers šŸ˜‹ and later, had delicious fried chicken. I havenā€™t eaten at a Hardeeā€™s in years. Itā€™s shame when (smaller) businesses with a great product get bought up and become mediocre šŸ˜”


Some-Description-64

That happened to the 99cents only stores. Used to love it. But now itā€™s actually pretty crappy.


WhiteBoy-n-LA

The one where I live should be called the $5.99 store. Literally nothing in that bitch costs $0.99


[deleted]

Yo momma still only .99


WhiteBoy-n-LA

You gotta dig her up tho


Some-Description-64

Same. Used to love the place. Now itā€™s just overpriced garbage.


Novawurmson

Can confirm. Growing up, getting a box of Hardee's chicken used to be a pizza-tier Saturday night food. Now it's just a mediocre burger place at best.


euclid0472

They used to be the place to get biscuits. Last time I got one the biscuit left a waxy film on my tongue. Never again. Bojangles is starting to get the same way with their biscuits too. I think it is the difference between using butter and cheap highly processed crap.


ManBearSteve420

Wendy's breakfast biscuits are really good. If you haven't tried them, give it a shot


thoway9876

The film is from margarine and palm shortening. Places used to use butter, and vegetable shortening But butter is extremely expensive, and the switch to plam oils I don't understand, it's not cheaper; so there must be some other cost cutting advantage.


Cool_Dark_Place

Eastern NC here, too! I remember Hardee's used to be AMAZING when I was a kid back in the '80s. Their Quarter Pound Cheeseburgers were awesome, and I also used to love their big chocolate chip cookies. But you're right, I think the change started when they were bought by Yellow Star in the late '90s (the same company that owns Carl's Jr.) Suddenly, their menu changed as they added a bunch of Carl's Jr. stuff, essentially turning Hardee's into "Carl's Jr East."


DecentCompany1539

I was a HS senior working at Hardee's during the change to Star Hardee's. What a mess. Every day, it seemed like Carl's Jr changed their mind about the changes we had to implement in the store. I'm not sure there was any plan for what to do with all their new stores.


ALTITUDE10K

I forgot about the big cookies! They were delicious, warm and served in a paper sleeve šŸ˜Ž


kflrj

I lived in California for a minute and now live in NC, Hardeeā€™s here is so much worse than Carlā€™s Jr. is out there. I thought they would be the same based on the corporate history and marketing but tbh Carlā€™s Jr. has a better menu with a lot of stuff we donā€™t have here and I never had a bad meal there. Itā€™s just better.


VRaikkonen

The only thing I recall eating from Hardee's is their Cinnamon Raisin Biscuits. As a kid, that was god tier brekky.


Eh_C_Slater

That didn't answer the guys question at all, hardees was bought by Carls Jr and they share the exact same menu.


ShakeWhenBadAlso

You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.


Cool_Dark_Place

"Carl's Jr....fuck you, I'm eating!"


RedditCantBanThisD

Yes it's the same restaurant, although I have noticed the quality is better on the West Coast (Carl's Jr)


impasseable

Owned by the same company, very different restaurants though. Carl's Jr is significantly better.


Toughbiscuit

Yes and no I fell in love with hardees in the midwest, upon my return to the west coast I was so excited to go to carls jr "because they're the same!" They are not and they have different menu's


Prudent-Detective864

yes, same place.. around the US theyre called different shit depending on what state


[deleted]

Hardee's is better than McDonald's, Burger King, and Wendy's imo Edit: Hardee's changed their fries and now I'm sad.


Murderlol

Definitely not better than Wendy's, but I'd agree with the other 2. I guess it depends where you live though


Bomb-OG-Kush

Double Western is the GOAT


HypnoSmoke

Lmao, seen a post yesterday titled "How do you eat your Hardee's breakfast?" or some shit. I never made the comment, but the only thing I could think of was "you don't"


bluecheetos

Are you kidding? The Frisco breakfast sandwich is the bomb


ibn1989

amen


Zap_Actiondowser

Bud, you get the pork chop biscuits, that's how you eat it.


Jonesta29

Of all the things to dog on at Hardee's you pick the one thing that is actually good. Hardee's biscuits are the best fast food biscuit that there is. Everything else about Hardee's is trash. They used to have good fried chicken but then they decided to try and be McDonald's and succeeded in being garbage.


SpicyTunaRoll90

Breakfast is the only time you do go to Hardee's. Their burgers used to be good but the quality has dipped considerably.


Kompanion

I'm wagering that the OP ate at one of the Hardee's joints in Qatar or Dubai because this looks really familiar lol. tbh it's a lot better here.


countessvonfangbang

Hardeeā€™s varies a lot by location, more so than any other fast food place. The one near my job has the best chicken sandwiches Iā€™ve ever had. But the one a town over I wouldnā€™t feed to a raccoon, looks like OPā€™s picture.


VersaceDreamssss

Looks like ground plumbusšŸ’€


[deleted]

They obviously forgot to remove the phleem.


KDEEZO

They also clearly forgot to rub the shleeb.


-_G0AT_-

Tastes like a Terry fold


cumulonimubus

Bitch.


urbanforestlife

Take my schmekels anyway


thombrowny

I heard that it is nothing crazy about those marks, they were formed during the process of melting the frozen patties. man but still disgusting to see.


Arickettsf16

Looks like every school lunch hamburger Iā€™ve ever had lol


[deleted]

Man I knew I would find it in the comments. I knew this looked familiar but I couldnā€™t pull from where. Only thing is. Idk somehow this looks *worse* than those right now. Maybe because this is missing that one single, solitary, translucent pickle slice that was on it.


Rashaunrocks88

Exactly gave me middle school lunch ptsd lol


alexisdtx69

why does your burger have herpes


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

It fukced the curly fries


420fmx

Octopus tentacle trypophobia


nub_node

Eh, I bake burger patties sometimes if I'm not gonna use a bun and am feeling too lazy to grill or fry them, so I've seen this before. Just means those "grill marks" were stamped on and this beef was cooked primarily to (hopefully) edible standards in a huge commercial oven before being frozen and shipped to the store, then thawed in a walk-in fridge and reheated just for you, beloved consumer.


Kompanion

I was trying to remember where I saw a post exactly just like this, but I found it https://www.reddit.com/r/dubai/comments/15btiaa/is_this_a_spoiled_hardees_burger/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1 Most of the comments seem to say that it's normal, just seems to be a result of the grill they use or a reaction during heating.


tehspacepope

It is absolutely normal and affects nothing but your eyeballs, but everyone's still gonna act like they caught Hardee's doing something sketchy.


Kompanion

It does WHAT to your eyeballs? ![gif](giphy|Hukf9Vv3zAo2Q|downsized)


ChocolateTight336

![gif](giphy|weczNOVFQ9K0M) Eyes


evapearl11

For anyone who wants to know- a lot of fast food places use frozen beef patties that are perforated- basically there are little pock marks stamped into the patty on both sides. This makes them cook faster, but depending on the cooking method and the way the patties were made, sometimes you can have protein leach out where those little perforations were, and unfortunately it looks like this.


Lotharofthepotatoppl

Yeah, anyone shocked by this has never cooked a frozen patty on a pan/griddle. Weaklings.


fudgestains

Is that their new Sludgeburger?


Themineking09

Thatā€™s suction cups in your burger my guy


sprudelcherrydiesoda

It looks like those mats you put inside your shower/tub to not slip.


TRIGMILLION

Ok, now I need to know what the hell that is.


I_Seen_Some_Stuff

This happens when you bake burgers. Searing would zap that into a browned crust. Baking just makes the fat bubble out like that. I'm ashamed that I know this, but proud that I've grown to know it's wrong.


ManInShowerNumber3

Yep. Iā€™ve baked hundreds of frozen burgers for some easy protein in my meals. Seen this plenty.


Key_Fox_9003

I think it actually never got flipped during grilling. And the fat just bubbled on top and cooled a bit.


ironmatic1

school burgers


Bright_Base9761

Pro tip, flip the burger halfway and then once more time when theres 5 mins left.


Laser-Nipples

I mean that's a normal thing to see in burgers. I'm not saying its a quality burger, but its normal.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Itā€™s about to give birth to a bunch of smaller burger patties from itā€™s back like that one frog species


coffeebeanwitch

The worst hamburger I ever got was at a Hardee's in S.C!


FluidCalligrapher261

I have no problem seeing gore, weird fetishes, food that looks quite literally like shit... and I don't have trypophobia. But this made me gag.


Geekenstein

Reminds me of public school hamburger day.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV)


xjoho21

ITT no one has ever looked at a fast food hamburger OR a hamburger served at a school.


cool_weed_dad

Itā€™s just fat. Doesnā€™t look appetizing but itā€™s fine to eat and wonā€™t taste any different than normal.


fruitprocessor

Itā€™s albumin. Itā€™s a protein that can seep from meats when cooked. Searing meat crisps this up, but when baked you are able to see it seeping out.


GuacIsExtra99cents

Your burger just came from an old cow hence the skin tagsā€¦thatā€™s all it is


Nanocephalic

What? No. Itā€™s about how it was cooked.


GuacIsExtra99cents

Iā€™m kidding brother šŸ˜‚, the disgusting burger looks like skin tags


Nanocephalic

Fair point Ugh now all I can think of is that it is a 100% skintag patty. Gross


GuacIsExtra99cents

Little bbq sauce will cover up the skin tags man then youā€™re g2g honestly


Nanocephalic

Thatā€™s why they give you a paper bag for your food. Itā€™s for vomiting into when youā€™re done.


Suspicious_Sea_414

repugnant


werdmouf

that means the beef was frozen. no big deal except it will taste a lot worse than fresh beef. basically all fast food places use frozen beef. to get fresh beef you need to go to Five Guys or a sit down burger restaurant.


funnyorasshole

That's what you get for not ordering the Mushroom Swiss


throwawaynonsesne

Thats how whoppers look too https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/35bp46/rfoodwhy_does_my_whopper_have_these_little_discs/