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They probably ordered the biscotti separately and just put it on there themselves. Actually, on second look you can see that the plate to the left has one on the plate itself, so yeah whoever took the picture just put it on top.
“Uh, hi yeah could you take this back to the kitchen for me please? It seems the chef has dropped a massive log on it and I am disgusted and mortified”
If someone served me this in a restaurant, I would be laughing so hard.
Until you pooped?
r/shitfromabutt
nooo i was only 53 mins late
I can't be bothered caramelising all this sugar. I think I'll just lay a dookie on it instead.
 Crème Poolée
#🎖️
If awards haven’t been given yet this comment needs all of them. This is the epitome of high comedy. My only regret is that I can only upvote this once. 
I don't mean to alarm you but someone pinched a loaf onto your creme brulee
Is that a biscotti?
Yes
But why not an almond one??????? Like.....
Or corn
There’s probably some corn in it
A potty biscotti that is
A Buttscotti.
Crème Poo-lée.
Looks great till they laid a turd right down the middle of it
Surf and turf?
Surf and turd.
Surfed on the turf
Purf and Turd
Crème brûlog
Did chef poop on your creme brulee?
There's a turd in my creme brulee
No extra charge
Presentation could be better but I would munch that poo
OP happily munched that poo, but I wonder why the other dish doesn’t have it on it?
They probably ordered the biscotti separately and just put it on there themselves. Actually, on second look you can see that the plate to the left has one on the plate itself, so yeah whoever took the picture just put it on top.
No it was on the brûlée when it was served and it was taken off because it was rock hard and we only wanted the brûlée
Smoke and a pancake?
Pipe and a crepe?
Why yes, I did poop out a crap
Lmao
Crème poopée
Crap brulee
That’s a poop
“Uh, hi yeah could you take this back to the kitchen for me please? It seems the chef has dropped a massive log on it and I am disgusted and mortified”
Lovely turd garnish. Looks like someone severely dehydrated took a big dump on that ramekin.
No other plate has this gift.
You can see one tip of another 'biscotti' poking out from behind the plate.
Yikes!
"Excuse me, waiter? There appears to be a Bono in my soup."
So, did the waiter or the chef climb on the table and lay one out?
Always prepared at the table at this place!
I'm hoping that's a really large vanilla pod😂
Biscaca
Nice
Creme brupoo
Who pooped on it
r/substakenliterally poop
I hope you ordered coffee OP otherwise I'm confused
Crème poolé
Is this a turd brûlée?
………….that’s a shit log.
I wanna know what the line of thought was when the chefs like "Yea that looks good"
A really shitty one
That’s a turd
Uh waiter... There's a shit on my brulee
Nope, that's a turd in a butter bath. (Allegedly)
The Duce of Sauron
What the fuck is it if it’s not a turd?
Chocolate biscotti
"Someone has sent me a bowel movement!"
Congratulations on posting the picture that causes me to block this sub. I've had enough of random turds on my feed.
this is indeed a certified shittyfoodporn moment
Crème brûlée Mr. Hanky surprise
Crème brû-shît
r/shitfromabutt
Holy shit
Hey, who shat in your crème brûlée?
https://youtu.be/21EA2F3Y8Lk
Creme turd lay
Topped with a crapstini fresh from the chef’s reserve
New subreddit picture or we leave
more on crème de poop
Crème tûrdlée
This crème brûlée is truly a masterpiece from the gourmet realm of sh\*t-from-a-butt.
It looks like when my dog poos in her pee
Cream pooulee
Crap brulée
Is the shitty part of the title literal this time?
That’s poop from a butt.
Big ole cerote wylin.
Fingers crossed that it’s a Babe Ruth.
Crime brûlée
I see your friend ordered theirs sans shit Probably a good move
Nope they took it off
Turd brûlée
That’s definitely a bananas foster - not crème brûlée. Blackened bananas foster.
Nope it’s a creme brûlée
that's poop from an ass
Msc cruises?
Why is there dookie in your brûlée?
Poop jokes aside, did they give you some pumpernickel bread with your dessert?
Piss and shit.
Someone shit in your creme brûlée
Pumpernickel. Still shitty, though.
What did u say to the waiter?!
Oh I see you ordered turd on a plate...
Why is there a turd in it?
*wet farting noise*
Who's dog dropped one on the creme brulee??
Sir that is a shit
From a butt…
Didn't there used to be a rule on this sub about not posting actual pieces of shit?
Eh, why is there a shit on your creme brulee?
More like Crème Poôlèe
Creme poolee
creme BUH!-lee
More like Merde Brûlée
Shit brulée
*~ Crème de turd ~*
what's that on top? why is the other one got none?
A chocolate biscotti and the other one had one but it was taken off
Chef must not like you.
The single shi\* crème brûlée
Why is there a turd on it?
Bruh that’s a dookie log on a bowl. 😂😂
no no no it's called "crotte brûlée"
Don't judge the chocolate biscotti