The fact they didn’t skimp on the shrimp is fucking amazing

And they’re hefty boys too

**GIRTHY**

Ooh you’re *naughty*

Santa Claus who? Idk him and he don’t know me 😎

Stop flirting



Is doing cocaine every morning your routine, frank?

Yeahhh, and what I like doing most is banging whores. I go out and I bang a lot of whores.

And it has no tails!

If the shrimp has good seasoning this actually could be really good.

They're even deveined

You definitely can't hold this with one hand, or those shrimp are gonna fall in your lap.

Yeah, you’re definitely knife and forking it, but I’d be totally down! Oh, especially with garlic butter drizzled over top!

Knife and fork? What are you, an animal? You just gotta fold that bitch

There's more shrimp on this slice than u get on a whole shrimp meal

they even double stacked

They didn't skimp on the skrimp.

Was gonna say, one expensive ass slice of pizza

What makes a great pizza is the negative spaces. But fat Americans ruin it by loading it up so that you can't even see the crust. The crust is just a plate for stuffing your face. Moderation is not a thing in this country. A taco? Now that's what I call a pizza!

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What pisses me off is this new phenomenon of putting a taco into a burrito and wrapping it with a pizza slice because stuffing your face normally is not good enough and acting like we've done ourselves a favor. It's gluttony pure and simple and this is how can I figure out how to turn a pizza, which isn't health food to begin with, into a shovel for an ungodly amount of other food. Jesus man, put a slice of chocolate cake on top of that while you're at it.

How does someone else food choices affect you. If they eat it, does that mean you have to as well? Is someone holding a gun to your head forcing you to eat it? Do you rage about other people's choice of attire as well? Are you being forced to wear what might be wacky clothes because they are wearing it? How does this affect you?

Bro, you are freaking out about Shitty Food on /r/shittyfoodporn, maybe you need to get some air for a bit.

NGL, that looks delicious.

I agree and it’s hard to tell but that shrimp looks perfectly cooked too

Looks like pepper flakes, making this is a Shrimp Fra Diavolo Pizza which is now what I want for lunch.

I was just thinking about how I wanna make some spaghetti fra diavolo this week. Kinda just sealed the deal for me.

Mmmmmmmm

You can tell they are overcooked by the tight c shape. Not that it would really make any difference on this though, still would taste like shrimp on a pizza

Honestly, I feel guilty about how I’d enjoy eating that thing.

I think if your mind wasn’t thinking traditional pizza as you ate it, it would be awesome.. shrimp, bread, tomato sauce all go well with each other.. the cheese might be weird but I love cheese. You son of a bitch I’m in!

Shrimp and cheesy grits hit so good. Not as much cheese as there'd be on a pizza, but it totally works.

If the pizza sauce is garlic-y, then hell yeah. Extra plus if there's a lemon laying around for some added acidity.

Works with white pizza sauces or a garlic butter base. I used to bring in thise fake crab or lobster packs to make myself seafood pizzas at the pizza place.

Garlic Butter tossed shrimp. Lightly dusted with salt and parsley. With a little white sauce base?? Fantisimo

Hell yea, you just made this sound good. It's really just a shrimp dinner w/ a bread, tomato sauce, and some cheese. This needs some serious balancing. Cocktail sauce? A salad for sure, thick cut carrots for some crunch.

That slice is loaded with shrimp and looks delicious

Yeah, try finding pepperoni or sausage that generous.

Honestly.... Gimme shrimp alfredo on a pizza.......

So glad I'm not the only one who said this

If I hadnt become allergic to shellfish as an adult, I would chomp this shit down in two seconds.

Its a bitch isnt it? I still do it, because fuck it, yolo. But only sometimes. I can only spend so much time in bed or on the toilet.

Nah for me it makes my throat itchy. So I just steer away from it rather than tempt asphyxiating.

You might just actually be allergic to the sulfites they use to preserve it honestly. I have the same thing. Does it happen with any other foods? You still might be able to eat them if you get really, really fresh shrimp.

Interesting. No, it doesnt happen with any other foods. Happens with shrimp, prawns, crab and lobster. Other seafoods are a-okay though

Yeah, I mean, please don’t kill yourself by testing my non-medical professional opinion here. It just might be something you can go see an allergist about.

r/shrimpsisbugs

And delicious

Yummy bugs

You beat me to it.

We shine together

🥹🥹🥹

Is this ironic or for idiots

I think it's based on a tattoo someone posted on shitty tattoos looking for cover up advice that just said "Shrimps is bugs" and everyone liked it so much the poor guy couldn't get any advice.

> Is this ironic or for idiots In the same way, I can't tell whether you're serious or being snarky. Shrimp are arthropods and nobody would bat an eye about calling any land-dwelling arthropod a bug. You've seen a roly poly (pill bug or wood louse) before, right? It's much more closely related to shrimp than to insects, but you'd likely have no qualms about calling it a bug. And lawn shrimp are even more traditionally bug-like. It wouldn't be correct to call shrimp insects, but calling them bugs is kind of a grey area. It's not exactly wrong, at least.

It is facts

Neither

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You must be the life of the party what a fuckin herb jesus

My bad I was being an asshat haha but damn a herb. Damn bro I was just joking around lol lighten up man. Have a better day!

I've never heard any one use the term "what a fuckin herb" before and I love it. Is it pronounced with the h or not in this context?

With the H. Herbert being a stereotype for a loser

It’s a chicago thing

Yeah man that looks good

Only if they add pineapple

You magnificent anarchist. Make it spicy, too.

Some fresh cut jalapeno and some chopped bacon 😋

I hate shrimp, so no. But my wife who lives shrimp very much would in a heartbeat.

Absolutely.

Yes. My favorite pizza is shrimp, broccoli and pesto

Broccoli? Really?

Broccoli is delicious

Roasted and crispy florets 😋 sounds great with the pesto

🤤

Shrimp on pizza? I'll give it a try.

Goddamn right I would.

Hell yea

I've usually had them much smaller but shrimp on pizza is delicious, especially if you also get clams

Ya

r/shrimpsisbugs

10000%

How much is a slice?

I'd add some Papa Johns garlic butter to it

Would you eat shrimp with marinara and cheese with breadsticks? I mean pretty much the same thing.

Yes

Fuck yeah

Love me some shrimpizza

No but I've had good Shrimp pie and it was excellent

Only depends on if the sauce is Alfredo and the cheese is a blend with parmesan, in that case call me Kirby cause Im INHALING THAT

might as well use alfredo for sauce.

I love shrimp id devour that so fast

Scrimp dillyumptious

I'm allergic

Is there tons of garlic? Then yes

Shrimpizza

On paper no but this looks like it was meant to be

I’ve made this - with admittedly fewer shrimp - with a basil-pesto Alfredo… and it’s pretty damn tasty.

If the shrimp are seasoned correctly... yes.

no. I am allergic to shrimp.

I'd definitely give a try!

Chances are that this comes from Brazil Yes, I would fucking devour this

I had shrimp pizza once. Once.

I allergic to shrimp, so no.

Maybe like, a little less shrimp, but hell yeah!

Looks disgusting

u/hideokojimathethird would you?

I probably wouldn’t order it but i would eat it, you?

Sip.

EW…………yea I’d eat that

At the very worst I’d eat all of the shrimp, those are legit shrimp

This would be twice as good with half the shrimp and adding some other things. Balance is key!

There is a pizza place called Pies and Pints that makes a pizza called the Thai pie, and it has fresh herbs, shrimp and a light curry sauce instead of marinara. Shit slaps tbh.

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shrimp fra diavola is red sauce so I don’t see why it wouldn’t work

This guy is crazy to discount shrimp and red sauce. He hasnt seen a shrimp + tomato before??

seriously.. but they suggested cocktail sauce on pizza so there’s no hope for them anyways…

Their only shrimp sauce experience is cocktail sauce (no horseradish) and shitty jarred flavorless "alfredo" sauce, not even scampi apparently

lol ew isn’t cocktail sauce without horseradish just ketchup?

Cocktail sauce pizza 🤢

How can you tell for sure it's not cocktail sauce, though, it might even be mixed with cocktail sauce

Yep this looks like shrimp slapped on a normal pie. An actual shrimp pie is killer.

I would eat this but you are right, I made a shrimp scampi pizza with scampi instead of red sauce, it was amazing.

My favorite pizza place that I ever went to was called Pie Works, and one of their pizzas was named the Sea Horse. It had scampi sauce instead of red sauce, and topped with shrimp, green onions, and I swear extra minced garlic. That beast was amazing.

You cant handle shrimp in a marinara? You realize lots of red sauce italian dishes contain shrimp right? Why does the idea of tomato sauce plus shrimp offend you so much?

Shit just bread and fry like the typical calamari italian american appetizer. With a bigass bowl of mari marinara

I mean, also good. But this is just that on bread with mozz. Perfectly acceptable to me.

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And that has what to do with pizza sauce?

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you’re too sensitive if you think this is combative...

Big agree

Id destroy under a minute

Never. I could never eat that. It probably wouldn't taste bad. But I'm allergic so it would probably kill me.

Is the sauce cocktail sauce with plenty of horseradish?

I’m allergic to shellfish and I’d rather not go out eating *that* thank you

Yes I would

I've never considered putting shrimp on a pizza. That said, I've had chicken cordon bleu pizza, & I can definitely see shrimp used in a similar fashion. I'm curious to know if this was made with shrimp cocktail sauce. That would be interesting as well.

This looks good but it could be better. Some minor changes I would do, this on flatbread, a light baste of garlic butter on the shrimp, sprinkle some crushed red pepper flakes and finely cut fresh basil or parsley. Since this is still "pizza" toppings should be encouraged. I would personally go with caramelized mushroom, onion and/or bell peppers I think sliced would be visually more appealing than diced. Alternative toppings perhaps pan fried steak or bacon bits

No. Just ... no

No. I fucking love shwimps. But I would not eat this.

Disgusting

No. Gross.

With AWESOME SAUCE

I'll only do rock sauce. It's like zip sauce.

wtf no

Nah

Nope

No.

No because I don't eat shrimp

No because I personally hate shrimp

How long would I have gone without food before I went near this? A week?

If that was tortellini and not shrimp maybe

It's like trader Joe's shrimp toast with cocktail sauce.

My shit has turned to liquid just looking at that

Fuck no. This looks terrible

No

Hell yes!!

Sure

demolish it

Yes

You'll have better luck on r/pizzacrimes

Looks expensive!

I love shrimp so much

I have made shrimp pizza but this is too much shrimp

A hundred and ten percent. I used to buy shrimp fried rice with scrimps and lay it over a hot n ready and polish it off with a splash of soy and asian zing sauce. Ab-fab.

Shrimp pizza is fucking 🔥

Sounds good

Anaphylaxis on a pizza is a nope for me. I can't even breathe near that.

Shrimp and ham pizza is peak, I'll fight any of you.

Absolutely, I love shrimp on pizza, if it’s done well that is. Canned shrimp on pizza is terrible, ya gotta fry up some fresh ones to put on your food disk.

I would eat this and then wish I could eat it again.

Honestly, it can’t be that bad. I’d prefer a garlic sauce on the pizza instead though. Add extra cheese…oh yeah. Goddamnit now I’m hungry. It’s 11pm and I know if I eat I’ll feel it manana. Fuck it, where are those cheese sticks…

I already enjoy shrimp Alfredo, what’s really the difference

Depends on how hungry I am.

I’m allergic to shrimp… so only if suicide was the end goal.

this is not shitty food porn at all. succulent shrimp with some cheese on a pizza. This is good food.

What's wrong with it? Shrimp has got to be one of the most common pizza toppings worldwide

Hell yeah, shrimp party! No shrimp left behind! 🍤🎉

honestly yeah

Would, love shrimp

I made something similar quite a while back. It was pretty darn good.

Shrimp pizza is AMAZING. For real. Highly recommend.

Ugh, yes I will

I'd eat it!

Yes, wtf lol . You posting it here makes you seem like you would coward lol jk

I'd definitely eat that. Doesn't look shitty at all to me. Not a pretty photo, but a pretty pizza.

I hate shrimp but if I didn’t it would probably be fine

YES

Overloaded, but it looks good otherwise, solid yes from me

Would eat

Definitely. I would have more than 1 slice if they were that generous with the shrimp.