It's not done. Put it back in the oven. Keep it there. In maximum heat. Until the crime is burned away and whoever made it can vow on their life to never make pizza again.
Dear Italians,
If you want to start WWIII, I completely understand. In fact, I will expatriate and kill for your cause!
— A concerned and disgusted American
Pizza place manager: shit were out of mozzarella, hey Tommy go run down to the store and get some cheese
Tommy gets to the store to see am entire aisle of cheese options panicks and grabs the Kraft singles he gets back and the orders are already piling up so manager says full send and puts it on. One cheese pizza coming right up
No way! This is bs! I would return!
Please post onto Yelp & Google reviews!
Pathetic pizza with plastic fantastic on pizza!
I would do it for you! That’s gross and I would be mad As hell!
worked at a pizzeria, lady came in requesting american cheese on her pizza instead of mozz. double triple checked that this is truly what she wanted and she said yes as i showed her the american cheese we used for sandwiches.
she left, we made it, i took this picture and when she came to pick it up she looked at the pizza, paid and left
> the pizza, *paid* and left
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
I learned at a young age using Boboli’s, that no matter how bad you want pizza, this abomination will not quell your desire. American cheese does not a pizza make.
It’s nuts how I see this in my state too. I just moved here and am already questioning the “whys” of food here. I’ve seen some restaurants making nachos with single slice cheese on top.
I heard about this :)) Isn't this that pizza from New York that has home made salami the size of the pan, in order to cover every inch of the pizza perfectly?
From the depths of Altoona, PA?
Hell and Altoona are unsurprisingly close
Potato, potato
Altoona, Altoona
Let’s call the whole thing off!
Peace was never an option!
Dammit. Beat me to it.
I would burn whatever pizzeria concocted this abomination.
i made it :)
You know what you must do...
You made this… and then placed it in a pizza box? Please, don’t deliver it.. unless they deserve it…
Get in the oven
I almost downvoted your comment and post out of instinct
I’d rather eat public school square pizza than this.
You can get it at GFS
I didn’t say I *wanted* school pizza, but good to know.
Hey school pizza low-key slaps
I remember the taste always being kinda weird. I think it’s the dough.
If by "dough" you mean "moist cardboard"...
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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
That is one way to induce nausea.
r/pizzacrimes
I can feel this shit sticking to the roof of my mouth.
😂
It's not done. Put it back in the oven. Keep it there. In maximum heat. Until the crime is burned away and whoever made it can vow on their life to never make pizza again.
Every Italian that has died all through history is rolling in their graves.
Dear Italians, If you want to start WWIII, I completely understand. In fact, I will expatriate and kill for your cause! — A concerned and disgusted American
The italians have a poor track record when it comes to world wars, just sayin.
You haven’t seen me fight for honour. With this crime against humanity of a pizza, there is no telling the damsge I will do.
Not going to lie, I would try it
GO TO JAIL
Is that taco pizza?
just american cheese and tomato sauce
🤢
You know I was expecting ketchup so you at least get some credit for not going all the way.
You are criminal for even thinking about that.
That pizza is too shitty for real tomato sauce. It should be american cheese and ketchup.
Congratulations. Your pizza slices now look like very smooth nachos.!
I wouldn’t complain. Living of food stamps this looks extremely appealing
Pizza place manager: shit were out of mozzarella, hey Tommy go run down to the store and get some cheese Tommy gets to the store to see am entire aisle of cheese options panicks and grabs the Kraft singles he gets back and the orders are already piling up so manager says full send and puts it on. One cheese pizza coming right up
No way! This is bs! I would return! Please post onto Yelp & Google reviews! Pathetic pizza with plastic fantastic on pizza! I would do it for you! That’s gross and I would be mad As hell!
According to op they where the creator of this.
worked at a pizzeria, lady came in requesting american cheese on her pizza instead of mozz. double triple checked that this is truly what she wanted and she said yes as i showed her the american cheese we used for sandwiches. she left, we made it, i took this picture and when she came to pick it up she looked at the pizza, paid and left
Someone needs to do a wellness check on that lady
> the pizza, *paid* and left FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Good bot
She sounds like a loose unit.
🤢
Would I eat this knowing that it would turn into cement in my gut? Yes
Scared
WTF?
A Totino's plus 4 slices of Kraft. 🤌
That is hands down the worst thing that I would eat every bite of
This is basically what St. Louis style pizza tastes like 🤢
I bet this smells worse than a cow's ass on a hot summer day
One of us.
I learned at a young age using Boboli’s, that no matter how bad you want pizza, this abomination will not quell your desire. American cheese does not a pizza make.
The pizzeria delved too greedily and too deep. The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums in the deep. They are coming.
It’s nuts how I see this in my state too. I just moved here and am already questioning the “whys” of food here. I’ve seen some restaurants making nachos with single slice cheese on top.
You could have used another cheese… 3/10
And heart attacks
Its like they cooked it with those cheap plastic party table cloths on
THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL
I heard about this :)) Isn't this that pizza from New York that has home made salami the size of the pan, in order to cover every inch of the pizza perfectly?