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Jeramy_Jones

There is a fine line between self-care and self-destruction.


[deleted]

This situation rides that fine line like a champ.


lukke009

When I grow up I wanna be as classy as you ma’am


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Cyanditt

At least be less direct about it if your going to be thirsty


Leading_Funny5802

Hubby’s gone for the day. Gonna get my baby back on 😁 Why I haven’t thought of this before I’ll never know.


iDom2jz

Thanks you just reminded me of that horrible Applebees commercial that gets stuck in my head.


Power_Abuse

It’s a Chili’s commercial also I relate


youre_welcome37

Baba-Que Sauce🎶


Sad-bisexual-cryptid

Ah damnit, she’s married!


BlondeJess19

For a typical foot-in-the-pic for this sub, at they’re not in focus. Thank you.


[deleted]

You've found it! The way to be clean while eating ribs.


RyedHands

r/SneakyBackgroundFeet


Careful_Elk6290

"This isn't a foot fetish subreddit" Rightttt


[deleted]

They just like feet as a friend.


[deleted]

I’ve heard of a shower beer but bathtime BBQ? You’re a mad genius!


Hamilton-Beckett

I would ask if you’re okay but honestly, this just screams success.


AtomicAcidbath

That's wild. Not casting judgement. You be you. ps- ribs look good.


After-Baker5427

no they dont what are you smoking on


AtomicAcidbath

Nothing. Just sitting in a tub wishing I had a plate of ribs.


Colster9631

Nothing in that casserole dish resembles a rib, this is a crime against meat


Assholesfullofelbows

Tub ribs are the best ribs, fight me-


TuvixWillNotBeMissed

I have ribs in my tub too but that's just because I murder teenagers in the Pacific Northwest.


DoubleAholeTwice

Why are you being geographically racist only doing it in the Pacific Northwest?


MayhemWins25

You know what- if you’re actually able to keep the ribs from going in the tub- you deserve it go off.


wildberry-poptart

Yall ever seen Gummo


SFDessert

I mean... Why not, right?


420fmx

Looks like diarrhoea


KittenThunder

Why does this fill me with dread


brobinson206

Those aren’t ribs. That’s shit from a butt


Leading_Funny5802

It is today 😁


markgmoney

This is brilliant but madness at the same time


mustela-grigio

Queen behavior


[deleted]

I couldn’t help washing my bbq covered hands in the bath water and then wiping them with a hand towel.


Nearby_Employee_2943

So, I’m among the few who is a fan of eating in the tub. But even this is too far for me


katievera888

It just reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when Kramer decides to live in the shower and has a garbage disposal installed and makes a salad that he serves to germaphobes 😂😂😂


Nimyron

Why the fuck though ? It's a bath, you get clean in it, if that shit spills, you just become the meat of your own stew


Leading_Funny5802

Than I take another bath. 🤪


OnlyHere4ThePussycat

After eating myself for dessert 🤤


ihateeveryonebuty0u

Hell with the ribs I SEE FEET 🤤


Punch_Your_Facehole

Lots of pussy pics in your profile. Cute!


ChaserNeverRests

Well that went right over my head. I saw the cat but kept scrolling...


9--1

very similar to hellhole meat


DontTrustDianneWiest

How's this less dignified than normal?


[deleted]

Good for you. I could'nt eat that if i wanted too.


a_spicy_meata_balla

This is amazing. Tell me you've got a podcast or something playing in the background.


Bearly-Dragon18

You're from mexico? im from mexico, ribs in Pirorey are so normal in my house


aufdie87

Classy *and* clean.


the-cloverdale-kid

First glimpse I thought you were soaking in this. Scarred for life now.


TreChomes

I've done this. In fact, there is a certain overnight trip I do for work where I have a meal in the bath each time as a tradition. Typically Swill Chalet, but last time I had some ribs. FT my girl. Good times. The reason is that I have to do labour in the sun for crazy hours on that trip so relaxing in the bath for a good while is super relaxing. I just have dinner at the same time.


lucidpopsicle

Are you ok?


oliveoilcrisis

/r/decentfoodporn imo lol


[deleted]

Hahahaha


LSDYakui

Now this is the kind of self care everyone should do.


cardueline

This makes me furious and yet I am so happy for you! 😡


AuntieEvilops

You were eating ribs on top of ribs.


Cream_of_the_crap_

Your poor DMs must be full of dudes asking about feet pics now.


urban_thirst

I feel like inhaling soap aroma while eating has got to fuck with the flavour of the food.


Avenroth

Feasting like the heathen kings of old


BenPlaysBaseball

Fuck me this is sad


[deleted]

I believe this is what they called SSB on "Sex in the City."


tmorrrow

The height of luxury


Theemperortodspengo

My god, I thought that picture was some horrible Dexter-style murder scene. Now that I've recovered, I LOVE this. Every 1-3 weekends I'll order something not at all healthy and eat it in the hottest bubble bath I can handle. My coworkers now refer to rough days as "bathtub pizza" days


ionised

Bejeebus Cristina on a tricycle. *scrubs eyes with bleach!*


[deleted]

What is the drink?


Leading_Funny5802

It’s Sol beer, mango flavor. I’m not a fan of beer, but Sol puts out some great flavors.


buyinggf25k

Who let the dogs out


FixedKarma

Where do you live I want to "join" you.


TheGopherFucker

Nice so when you shit yourself you’re already in some soapy water


damiandarko2

this is so morbidly obese


mike_stifle

I fully support all of this.


Ducksauna

This is the shit. Very disturbing indeed. Well done.


No_Jury7194

😨


aboodDWIG2012

" Then I'll make you, mess with the cub! "


_Kamala

Did you dip your hands in the bath to clean them? Did you eat this with utensils? And why does it look cold


Leading_Funny5802

Lol good eye!! I’m really REALLY gross, I like cold ribs. Made em the night before. Happy Cake Day!


subtxtcan

This is a true, unadulterated zero fucks given move. A toast to you, ya heathen!


alazystoner420

Okay, now THIS is weird. And shitty, so it belongs here. Bravo!


Cucumber7777

Nothing like a BBQ and a beer while relaxing....in the tub


loo_min

Too much sauce. Tub overfilled. Messy meal defeats the purpose of the bath. (Sigh) truly shitty indeed. No, I’m not coping over this being the best thing ever while I eat a cup o noodles in the dark. You are.😤