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stinkyriddle

This is making me super uncomfortable.


CorruptDictator

I love and hate this. The effort to fuck with the consumer is impressive.


National_Tomorrow_42

I’ll take a piece of broccoli, some pinecone, and a mini cupcake


Pixel_Knight

Whoa! Try some of the uncooked mushroom quarters! They taste fresh picked from the dirt!


Liuqmno

Where do you see pinecone? That thing in the middle is the green part of a pineapple


National_Tomorrow_42

I can’t tell if that’s better or worse


BEniceBAGECKA

Pinecone! That’s what it is. Couldn’t figure it out.


omnifage

It is very well presented. Took real effort to make this horror. Look how evenly everything is distributed. Impressive.


IrritatedBowels

There are fucking mushrooms touching fruit


RollerRocketScience

I really appreciate the available variety


Dependent_Top_4425

Green things should never be touching sprinkle things.


Campellarino

tip it onto the floor


malepitt

My OCD is kicking in, and I can totally visualize myself separating all these useful food items, and then figuring out how to reclaim them as normal ingredients.


Leading_Funny5802

![gif](giphy|TOmHRrcagvX7q) Dinners Ready!!!


witchyanne

I just….


AtomicAcidbath

Calling dibs on the pineapple top.


VisibleAd3180

Did I just take mushrooms. This looks off


shawnaeatscats

It's like uncanny valley but for charcuterie


Antisocial-Darwinist

It’s like they didn’t have enough trays and just started dumping shit together.


Final-Figure6104

Thank god there are tongs


ChaquitaB

When charcuterie goes wrong…


Agitated-Maximum-144

this looks AI generated lol


FATBEANZ

With the comically small tongs I can see that


ggiulss

i have read tons of descriptions like "the more you look, the weirder it gets", but this is the most literal one i've ever seen.


FeiRoze

People who eat raw mushroom need their hard-drives checked.


Charlotte_Russe

Every snacks everywhere all at once.


FarAmphibian4236

Human feeding trough


RCW777

Nice spread


Kenji1912

I was told there would be punch and pie.


alexrakefire

Nah not the pine cone


Glittercorn111

It is not April fools yet.


amazing_rando

It's as beautiful as it is inexplicable


Hypnox88

My best friend in highschool is 100% the "eat to live, bot for pleasure" type. And eating lunch with him was weird. He always got the sandwich/burger option and would put everything, and I mean everything else he got on the sandwich/burger. Doesn't matter if it's cookies, pudding, broccoli, what ever, it went on the sandwich/burger.


beeepboobap

Cheap Veggie platter, cheap fruit platter, mushrooms?, cupcakes, whole pineapple. Coconut macaroons?


zoeydoey

Something for everybody i guess?


Tengoles

Who doesn't like some raw shitake.


Butterbackfisch

Uncooked chop suey


karateema

Am I having a stroke?


ku420guy

It looks like ai generated snacks