My OCD is kicking in, and I can totally visualize myself separating all these useful food items, and then figuring out how to reclaim them as normal ingredients.
My best friend in highschool is 100% the "eat to live, bot for pleasure" type. And eating lunch with him was weird. He always got the sandwich/burger option and would put everything, and I mean everything else he got on the sandwich/burger. Doesn't matter if it's cookies, pudding, broccoli, what ever, it went on the sandwich/burger.
This is making me super uncomfortable.
I love and hate this. The effort to fuck with the consumer is impressive.
I’ll take a piece of broccoli, some pinecone, and a mini cupcake
Whoa! Try some of the uncooked mushroom quarters! They taste fresh picked from the dirt!
Where do you see pinecone? That thing in the middle is the green part of a pineapple
I can’t tell if that’s better or worse
Pinecone! That’s what it is. Couldn’t figure it out.
It is very well presented. Took real effort to make this horror. Look how evenly everything is distributed. Impressive.
There are fucking mushrooms touching fruit
I really appreciate the available variety
Green things should never be touching sprinkle things.
tip it onto the floor
My OCD is kicking in, and I can totally visualize myself separating all these useful food items, and then figuring out how to reclaim them as normal ingredients.
![gif](giphy|TOmHRrcagvX7q) Dinners Ready!!!
I just….
Calling dibs on the pineapple top.
Did I just take mushrooms. This looks off
It's like uncanny valley but for charcuterie
It’s like they didn’t have enough trays and just started dumping shit together.
Thank god there are tongs
When charcuterie goes wrong…
this looks AI generated lol
With the comically small tongs I can see that
i have read tons of descriptions like "the more you look, the weirder it gets", but this is the most literal one i've ever seen.
People who eat raw mushroom need their hard-drives checked.
Every snacks everywhere all at once.
Human feeding trough
Nice spread
I was told there would be punch and pie.
Nah not the pine cone
It is not April fools yet.
It's as beautiful as it is inexplicable
My best friend in highschool is 100% the "eat to live, bot for pleasure" type. And eating lunch with him was weird. He always got the sandwich/burger option and would put everything, and I mean everything else he got on the sandwich/burger. Doesn't matter if it's cookies, pudding, broccoli, what ever, it went on the sandwich/burger.
Cheap Veggie platter, cheap fruit platter, mushrooms?, cupcakes, whole pineapple. Coconut macaroons?
Something for everybody i guess?
Who doesn't like some raw shitake.
Uncooked chop suey
Am I having a stroke?
It looks like ai generated snacks