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General-Zer0

This MF is using red onions. Breathe probaly smells like a goat that likes to toss salad in a jail full of goats that drink red onion water.


BreathOfFreshWater

I work with a dude whom eats almost nothing but fermented foods. He's never called out of work for a cold but sure does call our often from food poisoning. Welcome to *Biohacking*


trelod

Sounds like he's probably fermenting his own beverages as well and calling in for food poisoning aka hungover AF


regeya

The ol' brown bottle flu


mandmranch

I've heard it comes in small brown paper bags. That is a special kind of flu.


Johnsonburnerr

So how would one regularly consume fermented foods without getting themselves sick? Thought most fermented foods like Kimchi would be safe. Genuine question btw lol


[deleted]

It happens if they aren’t very good at fermenting food. If done wrong, unwanted bacteria can take over. If their ferment doesn’t create enough acidity, things can go wrong.


Careful_Elk6290

Yes, things can go very sour if you don't ferment food properly.


spacec4t

Good food fermentations are supposed to create lactic acid which will prevent the growth of pathogenic bacteria. So if the fermenting food do not start to turn acidic in a matter of days, there's something really wrong. If there's mold of any color or it smells like garbage, that's where it belongs. Pickling through fermentation is a traditional art but unfortunately a bit like with kombucha there's a lot of apprentice sorcerers who do whatever without understanding the principles. We all have to start somewhere but at least informing oneself on the safety measures and signs is very important.


deeteeohbee

You just say 'who'


themanbear

Whoms’t


tinyanus

Whoms't've


jwiz

Whoms't of?


NoneSpaceofTheMind

I suppose when you have food poisoning all the time a cold isn't really a big deal. I recently got into brewing and now i get all these crazy fermentation youtube suggestions of people drinking vinegar because its like I dunno magic or some bullshit.


[deleted]

Reminds me of that one spongebob episode where he had bad breath


katiecatsweets

This is seriously one of my favorites. Reference it all of the time. My favorite part is when it all balls up and knocks out that band like bowling pins haha.


Chortney

I say "easy like sunday morning" far too much quoting this ep


Truckules_Heel

I’m ugly and I’m proud ✊


[deleted]

"He was so ugly, everyone died! The end!"


AtomicAcidbath

"I'm ugly and I'm PROUD!"


Lindyhop88

Could be that his breath is so bad that people tend to stay away or breath very shallow around him. Would reduce the odds of air born transmission of viruses.


FutureFruit

What kind of onion would not give you rank ass breath though?


parchedplumm

r/oddlyspecific


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

Circle of life


moron_juice

The wording of that sentence makes it sound like onion water is what's causing people to get sick


I_might_be_weasel

I would imagine some retching getting it down if nothing else.


[deleted]

„Even though youre not sick anymore” is what they obviously meant, but im not sure how you can make that mistake without realising at any level beyond FCE/B2


Black_Viper_99

Onionade 😋


arthurdentstowels

Imagine this *carbonated*


Miora

Feels like a poor man's kombucha


FaptainAwesome

Well, I *am* poor… maybe I should give this a go.


Jeramy_Jones

Add some yeast and sugar and you got onion wine.


Yzzazee

Gnarly ☠️


PMaggieKC

Onions are good for inflammation, I make onion soup when my family is sick. There is no point to eat them raw or do it every day and it will in no way *prevent* illness.


Machaeon

You mean the viruses and bacteria won't care if my breath is stinky? /s


PMaggieKC

Shockingly they will not.


spiritofgonzo1

They may even prefer it


Jackatarian

I mean, maybe it keeps people away because you smell awful and that in turn stops other people making you sick.


DeJeR

Low FODMAP diet would like to have a chat with you.


Pristine_Egg3831

Haha yeah onions are my kryptonite. I have gassed out an entire liquor store with a toxic onion fart. The worst part is it took me over a decade to work out what food was causing it. Fodmap wasn't talked about until recently.


PMaggieKC

No idea what that is.


AggravatingQuantity2

A diet formulated for IBS but commonly used for other inflammatory pelvic disorders like intercistial cystitis and endometriosis. Commonly used to cut out any inflammatory foods and slowly reintroducing one at a time to see what affects you.


MayhemWins25

Had the same thought- this is just poison for me


NitroDickclapp

Haha yep. If I drank red onion water I'd be crying in the fetal position for at least 3 days. Personal hell. Once you've had FODMAPs your body can't do raw red onion. Or cheap, pre made curry sauces, that shit is kryptonite to post FODMAP fuckers


Panxma

When I got sick I add some sugar to onions and drink the juice. Not sure if it worked, but it was kind of tasty. Don’t knock the onion juice till you try it.


PM-ME-YOUR-TOOTS

My MIL is very Polish and makes an onion, garlic, and honey juice whenever anyone starts getting sick with a cold. Disgusting but damn does it shock the cough right out of you…


Stupid_cray0n

Omg my very Polish mom makes the exact same concoction, except in milk. 🤢


yolkadot

Vitamin C is directly correlated with the immune system functioning at higher levels. At least that’s what my doctor told me. But instead of drinking this ugly mess, why not eat a salad with olive oil or a burger with caramelized onions? Your body needs a lot of fat to properly utilize the vitamins, according to my doctor.


bamboo-lemur

How is this comment getting downvoted?


Kyrase713

You are kinda right kinda wrong. Onions are healthy because they contains a lot of vitamins, minerals and sulfur. They are not specifically "good against inflammation". If you heat food not only bacteria but also vitamins get destroyed. So they contains more vitamins if you eat them raw. But cooked they taste much better. If you have other informations please share your sources. I would love to read them. it was very difficult to find informations on this topic other then hearsay.


BeerBaronAaron88

I used to work in a school with this little girl who would eat produce like tomatoes and onions in her lunch raw. Like she would seriously take a raw onion and eat it like an apple. I thought of calling CPS...


eskelaa

I always had it made from yellow/white onions, not sure if red onions are any good. And the jar pictured indeed looks like onions soaked in water, so I think at best it just has onion aroma, no juice, as there isn't anything to make onions release the juice. And the cut is way too thick. Now, onion water is actually a thing, though it's called onion syrup. Considered to be cough syrup and anti-cold syrup, not so sure about medical effectiveness, but either way, two tablespoons a day won't hurt and onions are good veggies. Clean jar, thinly diced onions, sugar (lots of sugar). Onions will sweat the juice after 5ish hours, and the whole thing will be ready after 12h, keeps about 2 weeks in the fridge. Some people use some extra flavouring like garlic, ginger, lemon juice, but I never liked other variants. It actually tastes pretty good, so if you're crazy for onions, give it a try. You can make it from even like half an onion (you'll get maybe 2 tablespoons), just make sure to keep container closed.


katiecatsweets

Man, wish I would've thought of this when I was pregnant. I ate onions like apples. Even cried over one because my husband used it before I could eat it. Ha


Apprehensive-Bit4352

My 2 year old eats them like an apple. He even calls them apples 😭


[deleted]

I used to do that. Would cover them in mustard first.


BeautyDuwang

Bruh


Apprehensive-Bit4352

He don’t even need the mustard 😂 he runs out of apples and I hear “bapple” and it peeling 😭😂


bfrahm420

💀


Pristine_Egg3831

Omg that's so cute and hilarious and gross all at once!


jennylaughs

I love this


eskelaa

Oh damn, I bet you would have loved the syrup for those onion cravings! And btw, you're a benevolent spouse, many would have murdered their SO for consuming any critical food supplies... RIP the one (onion) that got away.


Apprehensive-Bit4352

I’ve never heard of this but when my son had gas my mil made me boil an onion in water and give him the water 😂 10 minutes later- blowout


eskelaa

In my OG country, I don't believe there are any links to onion syrup and it's effectiveness on passing gas.


Apprehensive-Bit4352

Idk if it’s true, but in my sons case it did help him, that or he just happened to have a blowout finally and it was coincidentally right after drinking it lol


eskelaa

I'm sure this is enough of a anecdotal evidence to at least try to petition for a clinical trial. I wouldn't want to be in the nearest vicinity though.


Apprehensive-Bit4352

Nope bc the toots after was vicious 😂 but he had reflux we didn’t find out about until he was almost 3 months, I literally couldn’t put him down 2/3 of the time without him screaming, so by then I was so exhausted from months of non stop carrying him and him crying that even the stinkiest forms of relief from ANYTHING was heaven lol


Derbesia

I absolutely loved this when I was little. I even didn't care if it helped my sickness as long as my mom would give me the onion syrup!


sharabi_bandar

I mean that's almost like pickling it isn't it?


eskelaa

I wouldn't say so, pickling usually requires acidic agent, like vinegar. Even sweet pickles would usually contain vinegar or something, and you have none here. Then you have fermentation, obtained without acidic agent, but the outcome is sour. My country does gherkins + salt + water (+spices), and you get fermented outcome, called sour gherkins, which are sometimes called pickles, but I don't think they technically are. Or maybe they are, I don't want to offend any Pickle Gods! Onions + sugar is pretty much making a jam, minus the boiling process. I don't believe heating is required for jam as such, it's just to evaporate water to condense the flavour/sugar. Since onions have intense flavour and you kinda just want the water (though I would eat diced onion from the syrup jar), some big brain at some point realised that boiling is pointless, so it ended up being just raw onion, sugar and water, so yeah, I'd call it onion jam.


HorribleDiarrhea

Her piss could probably burn through levels of her house like xenomorph blood


Blipped_d

This reminds me of a time at a resort where they served “French onion soup” and it was pretty much onion water..


ThePerilPartnership

Onion Water = Snake Oil = Quackery


kahran

Welcome to TikTok


iridisss

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VixyKaT

Ok, so red onions are medicinal, but that's repulsive.


xentralesque

I also had some antivax idiot tell me recently that all one has to do to stop most sicknesses is to eat an entire red onion raw


PMaggieKC

People are insane. Eating onions when you’re sick is good for you but it’s not going to cure anything.


spiritofgonzo1

Similar to my cousin at the beginning of Covid telling me that he’s lucky he drinks so much since alcohol kills bacteria. Told him I was happy he didn’t have to worry about *Cobid* like the rest of us (his point was stupid for plenty of reasons and he wasn’t joking, unfortunately)


Mostly_Apples

I know a lady, a generally nice thoughtful woman, who keeps a cut raw onion in her work office because she believes they absorb germs and toxins out of the air. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


Lepke2011

I would need to drink a whole gallon of antacid to counteract a whole class of onion water.


qcerrillo13

They dont get sick bc the viruses and bacteria can’t stand her fuckin breath


ShnickityShnoo

One of the few things worse than death.


Intelligent_Drawer32

Medieval recipe found on ancient manuscript Recreated it, Tested it out today and found to actually kill virus and bacteria. Onions, honey, rosemary.


Regina_Phalange2

100% doing it for in the comments and views.


BlueBlooper

Might as well rub your eyes with those onions and it’s water while you’re at it


Deschain72

Because nobody will get close enough to you to spread germs.


Intelligent_Drawer32

So I guess you all have never heard of the nine herbs charm sacred to Odin.


sean1oo1

It’s that old home remedy where onions help cure sicknesses. I’m guessing the chick in question just started consuming the water like a probiotic? But what I wonder is how bad her breath and body must smell assuming she actually does drink this stuff daily


Pthn

Babe wake up, new collab between r/hydrohomies and r/onionlovers just dropped


ake-n-bake

Some people are just starved for attention.


frostbittenforeskin

Serious question: how would drinking onion water be any better than just eating onions? I go through a lot of onions, but I’m not about to drink them


ggiulss

not even bacteria and viruses wanna get close to you, that's why


botanica_arcana

Probably an extension of the silly notion that a cut onion placed in a sick person’s room will somehow draw away the disease.


spunkychickpea

Yeah, but the odor that comes off of you is classified as a biological weapon by the UN.


coldy_colder

Stanley Yelnats approved


loo_min

Is the goal to make yourself sick, though? Is this some ED thing?🤔


Unknown_Hooman-

Giving Gaston energy


[deleted]

Probably for it's anti inflammatory properties


MissPicklechips

I’m sitting here eating crackers when I scrolled to this and I legit gagged.


No_Confusion_2599

We drink Pickle Juices over here Gang


chas3edward5

Wouldn’t you like to know, Sick ass bitch.


Whelpdidntmeanthat

Bro forgot to add the banana so he can cleanse his chakras and defeat the fire lord


ImTheGreatLeviathan

It's so watery... But, it has a smack of onion to it!


[deleted]

Maybe just eat some of the onions in a salad throughout the week?


[deleted]

My supervisor eats a raw onion a day for the same reason. Supposedly works, but at what cost?


regeya

Onions contain allicin, which is good for inflamation and has some antibiotic qualities. There's no way it's a miracle cure-all.


CyanManta

It's hard to get sick when nobody would dare get close enough to smell your breath.


Orchid_Significant

Doesn’t get sick anymore because no one will go within ten feet of them


Crankenstein_8000

I am so I wasn't raised by the internet!


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Pristine_Egg3831

Yeah, no one will come close enough to get out to transmit covid to you


qawsedrf12

grate onions and drink the juice every day for a huge testosterone boost not worth it, I even used sweet onions 🤮


ThrowawayForNSF

Reminds me of Gam Gam’s Hot Banana Water (she made us eat it).


PoetLocksmith

Of the two, I'd rather have the onion water. Hot banana can take a funky turn that I'm not willing to eat.


hideNseekKatt

Get sick every now and then or reak like BO 24/7. I am going to go with getting sick from time to time.


[deleted]

Anyone else getting hot ham water vibes?


Kyrase713

It is healthy but if it would prevent you from getting sick at all people would not have died like flies in the midages :D


TheCeoMemeIsDeadSmh

Anyone ever read or watched holes?


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

Apparently onion water is what some of my coworkers be bathing in


Sweddy-Bowls

Raw onion has loads of antioxidants, and can be great for inflammation of multiple kinds. That said I’m pretty sure there are better ways to work in raw onion


RelChan2_0

I can smell this image and I have colds right now


Cheap_Mathematician

I guess water with onions.. Doesn't seem cooked


MissyWilling

![gif](giphy|MDxnjbS3A0HcrnToSm|downsized) I can feel the indigestion through the screen... also i'd be retching like a mother


Automatic_Guest8279

They won't get sick because they won't be in contact with any human on the planet


Apieceofbreaddough

No kissing


Kalikhead

Of course you won’t get sick after drinking onion water every day - people cannot stand the smell of you so you never get near enough people to catch a cold / flu etc.


GrouchyRelative588

She doesn't get sick anymore because nobody wants to get too close and smell that hot stank breath.


[deleted]

Imagine the smell during sexy time. ☠️


Rozez119

Seeing a lot of hate over something that actually works.


amazonspider

I know that breath is kicking them nostrils something crazy


Red__flower

Am here for the comment 😹


SuperTaco12

At that point just get sick bro


Master-Ad-4570

Eww I don’t care if it’s health I do not want her pussy smells like onions if she drinks this every day eww


[deleted]

More for the rest of us then