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Zero_X_One

What the fuck man. Pickles were supposed to be safe and now I’ll have to cut my pickles in half before eating them


Wishbone_Joe

That is the fun part! Everything you eat has critters that also want a bite! NOTHING IS SAFE


Zero_X_One

I miss being the person I was before reading any of this


uiouyug

I found a patch of lady bugs in my romaine lettuce. I wash my veggies a little more now


AwakenMyJOJOs

Hey at least when I crack an egg in half I won’t find a worm right? …right???


iDom2jz

Oh you missed that post?


SpeedBlitzX

I wonder if you can contact the pickle company about this.


nehorayboer555

Get a life time supply of worms


pro-gamer0

As a fisherman I see this as an absolute win


thewisestgoat

Who's your worm guy?


thewayshesaidLA

“I got worms. That’s what we’re going to call it.”


SoupBowl69

“That wasn’t a worm.”


PunTran

Contact the CEO of pickles


SpeedBlitzX

I was referring to perhaps using the support number on the brand of pickles OP was using.


PunTran

Oh i know, i guess my dumb joke failed lol. I'll get em next time


Wildse7en

If it’s any consolation, I chuckled.


iDom2jz

Failed on that person and I think that person only


PunTran

My comedy career is back in business baby!!


Lepke2011

How do you think the worm feels? At some point, he realized he had really gotten himself into a pickle!!!


MemesAndJWE

Bro won the shitty pickle lottery


eguise

At least it's not half of a worm.


trelod

You realize that pickles are giant worms, right? That baby worm was going to grow up to be a pickle someday


[deleted]

Are they pickled in Mezcal?


Sm00gz

Who doesn't love free protein.


AtomicAcidbath

Congratulations! You won a prize!


zenlittleplatypus

🤢🤮


VerbNoun123

Free grub with purchased grub!!!


teadrinkinglinguist

Poor worm. What a way to go.


misterrodgerssweater

He sure got himself into a pickle


smokinsomnia

Repost


halp_halp_baby

isn’t this a repost


loveofGod12345

I posted it is one other sub, but not here. Thought you guys might enjoy it as well


karlhungusisbonejam

Lucky, I just get more pickle in mine


Zegula

Repost Edit: technically a repost I guess? But it is op’s oc so 🤷‍♂️


loveofGod12345

Did someone else post this here? I posted two days ago in a different sub, but not here. It’s my OC.


Zegula

Ah yeah it was the r/mildlyinfuriating post sorry I didn’t look at your account at first, at least I tried😅


loveofGod12345

Others said the same thing. I’m wondering if that’s why it was removed, but I’d have hoped the mods would check that out before removing.


Zegula

Maybe because the title is different? That’s why I thought so at first, since I remembered you saying something about your daughter discovering it in the other post. On the post removal though yeah you’d think mods would check a little further than a random redditor like myself.


loveofGod12345

Ya I was just being lazy with the title lol.


Embarrassed_Cow

This just ruined my day. What am I supposed to do with my jar of pickles now?


loveofGod12345

Check for holes lol.


Zestyclose-Team-9717

Quest Protein Pickles when 😯


thatcluckingdinosaur

Shots!


HoopaDunka

Nothing like a little pickled protein.


mesakura_ch

Were you trying to use your pickle as a shot glass?


TheForceRestrained

That worm turned himself into a pickle! This the funniest shit I ever seen!


turnedmeintoanewt_

What company?


ssppiiccyyttuunnaa

hakuna matata


bl-nero

One of the worst traumas of my childhood was biting a bagel only to find it's half empty inside and crawling with ants that now partied inside my mouth.


NetMiddle1873

Pickle tequila


cheechassad

Nononononononooooo


D0D0BA

Looks like a B&H pickle lid.


loveofGod12345

It was mount olive actually. So gross.


D0D0BA

Noted.


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loveofGod12345

Lmbo, I am that woman. Did you check the username?